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The first thousand and thirty nine chapters are only high and eight buckets

(I want to hear more of your voice and receive more of your suggestions. Now, search for the WeChat public account "qdread" and follow it to give more support to "Ordinary Minghua Days"!) Xu Song chose to believe in his brother and Xiangyu, and insisted on letting his father take Yanghe Tang, and Xu Jiang and Xu Hu followed suit. ∈↗

Although the third wife, Liu, still trusted the imperial physician, after hearing what his sons said about this matter, Xu Zengfu took the medicine, the gradually enlarged sore face immediately rotted. The whole family was shocked, and Xiangyu pointed out that it was a good thing.

As he was suspicious, when the pus rot on his body came out, the new meat began to grow. Just by looking at Xu Zengfu's improvement, you can tell the right medicine.

Yu Qi prescribed the wrong prescription and lost to a female person. He cleaned up his face. Even his master Jia Xiang was disgraced and was ridiculed by his colleagues as a famous quack doctor.

In fact, medicine is so complicated that no one dares to say that it can cure all diseases. Master Jia Xiang is definitely not a famous person, especially this kind of difficult and complicated diseases in ancient times. The reason why Western medicine flourished is because it has a complete scientific system.

Xiangyu herself knew it was a lucky person. After this incident, she politely declined the family who were seeking treatment. The female doctor's school has invested more manpower and material resources to open the door to Western medicine. Of course, this should be called new Chinese medicine.

However, Jia Xiang's other apprentice Zu Dachuan was unhappy and shouted everywhere to compete with Xiang Yu for medical skills.

In fact, Zu Dachuan is not good at learning skills and likes to brag, so Jia Xiang has never allowed him to enter the Imperial Hospital.

However, Zu Dachuan's reputation is far above that of his master. He adhered to the tradition of his master and was known as the best in Jinling. The amount of medical treatment he received was indeed the best in Jinling. However, the prescriptions he prescribed were naturally extremely simple and superficial. He claimed to be focused on the way of gentleness and said that most of the good doctors in ancient times were at peace.

Zu Dachuan has a skill that he has figured out himself. Every time he goes to someone’s house for a medical treatment, he doesn’t ask about his illness first, but just sits to take the pulse. He is slow and slow to get through time. Often, the patient or the patient’s family is not in a hurry to tell him how he got sick, etc.

Then he became angry and said, "Since you know everything, why should you come and invite me? I am proficient in pulse theory and have diagnosed pulses, so I will naturally know your condition. How could I be like those quack doctors who need to tell the patient in advance?"

If this is spread, people believe that he is a famous doctor who is proficient in pulse theory. Can it be? It doesn’t matter if the prescriptions are used horizontally and vertically, it doesn’t matter. A minor illness can slowly get better. If the severe ones die slowly, it won’t depend on him. It’s just a terminal illness.

He is lucky, and he has many minor problems that are insignificant. There are also many people who eat well at will.

Zu Dachuan knew very well about his medical skills and did not dare to go to the homes of noble officials to cause trouble. Under the name of saving the world, he opened a medicine shop himself, which was specially used to treat ordinary people.

People come to the outpatient clinic, but there is no unified medical fee these days. If the money is paid less, he will prescribe an exclusive pill. For example, the Rehmannia Liuwei Pill, which was renamed Rehmannia Qiwei Pill, and you can't buy it even if you travel all over the capital. You can only buy it in his store.

This is not the case that Zu Dachuan said everywhere that Xiangyu and a woman deceived the world and robbed the world of reputation. It was just that the blind cat met a dead mouse. Otherwise, why wouldn't he dare to continue to treat similar patients? He dare not compete with him?

Xiangyu didn't take this seriously and did not respond, but by chance Xu Hao found out about this and was very angry. A relative of the Xu family suffered from vomiting blood. Xu Hao invited many doctors to sit in the inner room to testify and invited Zu Dachuan to come with a lot of money.

Aren’t you not allowed the patient to take the initiative to tell the condition? If someone says you are going to get angry, that’s fine! Then don’t say a word.

The patient sat stupidly and Zu Dachuan took the pulse. As a result, he had a pulse for half an hour, but no one informed him of the condition.

The doctors were peeking attentively and whispered, Xiangyu also asked in a low voice: "How do you know that he is incompetent?"

Xu Hao smiled and said, "The mountains I climbed were mostly met with tigers. Naturally, something similar happened, and I found out."

As time passed by bit by bit, everyone gradually realized something was strange. Zu Dachuan could not diagnose the treatment plan, but in the end he could not avoid it. He said vaguely: "You are yellow and weak, and your spleen and stomach are not good."

The relative shook his head and said, "Sir, I'm vomiting."

Zu Dachuan refused to admit defeat and defended himself: "That's right, if you vomit blood, your face will naturally turn yellow. I will treat the face yellow first, and vomiting blood will be cured."

Amidst the laughter, Xu Hao sneered and stood up and left. Xiangyu didn't want to show off and said nothing. As for the doctors who dared not offend Jia Xiang, they laughed and said goodbye in private.

Speaking of the banquet, Zhong Kegu showed Xu Hao the poem written by Xu Hai. When Xu Hao looked at it, the first sentence was "Smile and embarrassed to relieve Kochi". Sure enough, the first sentence described the scene of a man and a woman's love vividly. Mu Ningxue spat lightly and said, "No more, the fool knows what it is."

"If this kid could devote all his energy to a serious place, he would have been admitted to the juren long ago." Xu Hao continued to look and recited: "When the moon is bright at the bottom of the jade pear blossom."

As expected, the second sentence explains the date, and the third game "Yu Feileshi Lian Sanmei." OK! The number of people came out, and the last sentence "The golden tent was covered with a hang, and the cardamom fragrant buds were not self-control."

Xu Hao tasted it again and sighed: "Smile, jade pear, golden flower, cardamom, hidden but not revealed, Lao Wu is talented!"

"Hmph! It's just a crooked talent"

Mu Ningxue was very interested today. I heard Xiao Yu's poem briefly say, "As you say you are talented, you are naturally a good poem, and you have to add a good poem. Well, I will imitate the 'Afang Palace Fu'. There are three beautiful words, one that is happy, the flower room is in trouble, and the filthy ruins come out. I collect three charming things, no matter how late I am."

"Hey, you're not doing well, you're clearly sarcastic."

As the only male, Xu Hao had to help his younger brother preside over justice to cover up his absurdity. So he said hypocritically: "Who will not be ridiculous several times in his life? It doesn't matter if he does something wrong. If he knows his mistake, he can correct it and God can forgive him."

"Bah!" Xu Miaojin smiled and said, "You have the shame to say that? I helped Ningxue to rhyme the word "Ye", 'Three stars are bright, and it is a mirror to open the makeup; a thousand silks are so graceful, and it is a combing Xiaomai."

"Taiwen, too literary." Zhu Qiaoqiao raised her head and drank a glass of wine, glanced at Xu Hao, and said with a smile: "I'll make a rhyme. You can listen to it. Xu Dahai raised the red rod; it was straight like a arrow. It was deep like an ounce. Half and half push, one leaned down and one tilted. Once again, it was like returning, and it was like going. Hold the lotus thighs with double bends, and straight up the lotus hook."

Xu Hao's face turned green when he heard this. But this was absurd. The more knowledgeable Zhenzhen is, the more reactionary he is. I regret not recommending a "Su'e" to my sister-in-law. For example, there is an article in the book that steals peaches under the moon, which is called "Huang Yuan'er":

I dream about Wushan, and I am disgusted by you.

I'm going to be a kid who is sleeping while I'm sleeping. It's not Manqian's style.

How to make a stole peach man? Just go straight to the Yao Pool with a single shot.

When I woke up, I saw that this son had become accustomed to the fact that he had been stealing three times.

Xu Cuiliu clapped her hands and shouted, "What awesome, the last two sentences are really awesome, haha!"

Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs were aches, and no one cared about it. Such catchy and dirty sentences were very popular in any era. Now the Xu Family Poetry Society is no longer elegant and civilized in its early years. I saw the maids hiding aside in a collective manner, but they all pricked up their ears and eavesdropped on them. As for married women, they wanted to continue making trouble.

Although Mu Ningxue laughed and scolded, "It's time to hit. It's time to hit, stop quickly, otherwise there will be ugly poems again."

Qingshuang shouted, "I'll come, and the cherry blossoms are formed into two. The chicken's head is two. The shield is closed and the basket is opened, the spear is raised and the wood is strong. The waist is swaying, and the belly is swinging. The ring is sandwiched and the valley is surrounded. It penetrates the heart of the Gai and it is itchy."

Xu Hao was amazed at it and shouted, "Write it out quickly, otherwise I won't understand."

Everyone burst into laughter. Let alone Xu Hao, who can hear that those who don’t have enough knowledge? It’s really too naughty.

There are one and two. A group of beautiful women had long thrown their moral integrity into the sea, raised their glasses of wine, and shouted to go on. Xu Hao was covered in black.

"I'll pick it up." Zhong Kegu laughed and said, "Looking straight into the source of the secluded valley, deep into the barren soil. It's like stroking a mortar to rent a pound, or bulging a oar when you are on the flow. It's like a kite fish that is intersecting, like a snipe and clam. The child is willing to be humiliated between the crotch, and the child is cunning to play with his palms."

Without waiting for everyone to recall, Qingshuang followed and said: "Relying on the old face and the old face, the body is full of ups and downs. After the ** is gone, the mind and spirit are refreshed. It is ugly in all directions, and Qiang cannot be indifferent to his eyes and think."

Mu Ningxue pinched her sister hard and said angrily: "It's true, don't forget that you are still a yellow girl."

"What are we afraid of when we are closed and play?" Zhu Qiaoqiao laughed, "I am worthy of being a talented woman. This poem makes people think about it, but I have nothing to say."

Xu Hao sighed: "Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and Xu Hai is not allowed to light the lights."

Xu Cuitao was itchy for a moment and said with a smile: "I'll make a rhyme too. If it's a sound, I'll slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it, slap it

Xu Hao said speechlessly: "I am convinced, you are so talented."

The old lady was so tickled that she begged: "At least, please write it out and explain it to us."

Xu Cuitao smiled and said, "You can only understand the meaning but not express it. If you say it, it will be indecent."

There was a clever and vivid explanation, and everyone laughed while listening, and Xu Cuiyun even lay on the ground with a smile.

Xu Hu's wife Feng felt something for a moment and chanted: "If a rat penetrates the wall, slap it, it's like a sheep touching a vassal. Taking advantage of the sound of nature, it's too long to get along with the night. The old woman was envious when she heard it from afar, and the little maid was hiding it and wandering."

At this time, Xu Hao was completely speechless, and it was difficult to tell a few modern jokes in public, so that they could open their eyes.

In fact, he knew that this was deliberately targeting the three parties present. Apart from the heartless Qingshuang, as for the others, there was no need to explain it. It was just a matter of taking the topic and complaining.

Haitang had no knowledge and didn't know what the wife said, so she didn't care much. However, Cui'er and another girl were studying since childhood, and several other women who had automatically picked up the role. They either turned red and left in anger, or their faces turned pale.

Lan Chun and other maids shouted, "Grandma, why did you make fun of us girls?"
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