737: Versailles Wego, the king who has been holding back for three years (4.9K(1/3)
It was only after Wayne returned to the locker room that he realized that he had indeed set a record.
And this record, how should I put it? Because no one has ever completed it, or even come close to it, it is so difficult that there is almost no possibility of it being created, so it is very unpopular and often ignored.
It was so unpopular that even the media, who were very familiar with historical records, did not react for a while.
Although most of the records in NBA history are difficult to break, it is not difficult to get close.
For example, Chamberlain scored 100 points, and Kobe Bryant scored 81 points. Tracy McGrady can score 35 seconds and 13 minutes for a lifetime, and even more people have come close.
Not to mention the Miller moment, even Millsap, a player who is not a superstar, also did something like 28 seconds and 11 minutes.
Other things like how many points you score in a single quarter, how many rebounds you get in a game, or even 72 wins in a single season are not so far-fetched.
Even if there is no Trail Blazers' 75 wins in this history, there are still the Spurs' 67 wins, the Mavericks' 67 wins, the Celtics' 66 wins and the Warriors' 73 wins.
Many records in the NBA have to add the condition "since the league has official statistics".
Because if this condition is not added, many records in ancient times would not matter at all.
There is a man named Zhang Erwan, who can be called a record harvester. Even his nickname itself is an incredible record.
But the record that Wayne created today, even if the level of professionalism is not that high, and all kinds of exaggerated records are rampant in ancient history, no one can achieve it.
The two teams ranked first in five average data per game in the series!
The closest in history was James last year, who ranked first on both teams in three statistics and won the championship.
As soon as Wayne came back this year, he made history in the first round of the playoffs.
So how difficult is this record?
Don't just say that the two teams are first in five statistics. It is not easy to be the first in the series in five statistics.
In history, only Olajuwon, James and Wayne have done it.
Jordan was fierce, but there was Rodman next to him who was rebounding.
O'Neal is strong, but it is impossible to surpass defenders in steals and assists.
No matter how versatile Green is at his peak, there is no way he can overtake Curry in scoring.
Therefore, if you want to top the team in all five basic statistics, you have to have more men than men.
But after Wayne's game today, he directly ranked first among both teams in five statistics!
In terms of scoring, he overshadowed Harden, who ranked second in the regular season scoring list. In terms of rebounds and blocks, he overshadowed Howard, who focuses on blue-collar work.
In terms of assists and steals, he surpassed many defenders from both teams.
Simply unbelievable.
The most incredible thing is that after breaking such a difficult record, Wayne only said: "This is nothing, it's normal."
Wayne himself was speechless. Am I overdoing it?
Sure enough, when I picked up the phone and looked at it, even Bird couldn't help but send a text message.
"Your way of pretending, in the 1980s, would have easily been beaten by a fat man with low quality!"
Kobe also complained: "You are the most shameless superstar I have ever seen."
Only the low-quality fat man Barkley cheered on his social media.
"What am I talking about? Wayne's performance in the playoffs will surpass that of the regular season! Look, it's a record, and it's an unprecedented record that may never be matched again.
Now, Michael Jordan can say that he is second in the world!
Because to Wayne, this record is just a 'nothing' level."
Sir Bar has a good relationship with the old gangster, and also has a good relationship with Wayne.
But why prefer Wayne?
The reason is very simple, he will help whoever leads him to win the championship.
Originally, Wayne's words were not so Versailles-y, but Sir Bar emphasized it so much that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to wash away his words.
Wayne is really innocent. Do you believe me when I say I didn’t pretend to be beeping on purpose?
Pretending to beep by mistake does not count as pretending to beep!
At the subsequent press conference, the reporters looked at Wayne differently. They all seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
Sure enough, as soon as the press conference started, the reporters started making fun of him.
"Wei, after creating a less explosive record, how far do you think you are from being the GOAT?"
"Although this record is nothing to you, I still want to ask, do you think someone will be able to break your record in the future?"
"I don't want to bother you with such a trivial problem, but I'm really curious. In the next three rounds of competition, can you still set such a trivial record?"
Wayne:
Okay, I got my comeuppance.
Wayne is usually a sarcastic reporter, but today he was beaten up by a group of reporters.
Although the reporters were joking with Wayne, there was no malicious intent.
But it still made Wayne uncomfortable to ask.
My image of Versailles is probably irreversible.
It has been decided that next time he retires, Wayne will write a book: "I Really Don't Want to Pretend".
In an extremely Versailles atmosphere, the Trail Blazers' first round series came to an end.
Although the whole Internet is teasing Wayne as the King of Versailles, most of them are just joking and being stubborn.
It's like, people tease Curry for being a primary school student, but no one really thinks he is a mentally retarded younger brother, right?
People always make fun of Durant as a loser. Do some people really think he is a loser?
Ridiculing McGee is very smart, no one really thinks there is something wrong with his head, right?
If it's true, wouldn't these three people be invincible if they were on the same team?
Therefore, when people make fun of Wayne, they are just making fun of him.
After all, Wayne did have the capital in Versailles.
In the first round, without the leading scorer Curry, the whole game was carried out. Both teams ranked first in five statistics. The first three games were overwhelming in three quarters, and in the last game, Harden was killed in two rounds.
This strength is outrageous.
For a time, many Wayne formulas appeared on the Internet.
Although I drove a Lamborghini Buffalo when I was 21, it’s nothing, it’s normal.
Although I have achieved a small goal of being worth hundreds of millions at a young age, it is nothing, it is normal.
Although I update thousands of words every day and add countless pictures, it’s nothing, it’s normal.
Just all kinds of jokes.
In Wayne's previous life, Fu Yuanhui's memes can become popular all over the Internet.
As a well-known athlete in China, Wayne knows how popular this meme is.
During training the next day, the primary school students practiced with everyone for the first time after finally returning from injury.
In the training match that afternoon, Curry was in very good condition and scored 8 three-pointers in just 20 minutes.
During the media opening hours later, when reporters asked Carlisle how Curry was doing, Carlisle also told reporters Curry's brilliant record this afternoon.
So, a reporter asked Curry: "How do you feel when you feel so hot in the first training game back?"
"Let me tell you something. Although I shot all over the place during my first training session after I came back, it's nothing. It's normal."
Curry was having fun playing tricks, but found Wayne staring at him from a distance.
Wayne's eyes conveyed three words: "My elbow?"
What fun is there in being a loser!
While the whole world is in Versailles, Game 5 of the Thunder vs. Clippers series is about to begin.
Wayne went home immediately after training and sat in front of the TV, preparing to watch the game.
Currently, the Thunder and Clippers have tied at 3-1. In other words, if the Thunder win this game again today, they will become the Trail Blazers' opponents in the next round.
To be honest, if Robertson hadn't kneeled him down in the playoffs, the Thunder would have advanced by now.
Without Guishao, the Thunder would not have killed the game after all.
The situation in the Western Conference this year is similar to what the media predicted.
The Warriors have defeated the Grizzlies 4-0 to advance, and the Spurs have defeated the Mavericks 3-1.
The Spurs' double-German combination is always abusing people, and the Warriors' Green is also kicking people every day.
This time, instead of kicking the balls, he directly kicked the butt. Facts have proved that Green is really versatile, he can kick from the front and behind.
This result also means that starting from the second round, the Trail Blazers, Warriors, Spurs and Thunder, the top four in the Western Conference, will start fighting.
To be continued...