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·Tangdeng Guide: Five-color silk threads thrown away on Dragon Boat Festival, where are you going to escape by handsome guy

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In order to let you understand the quality of the "Festive Special Wearing" series of activities, our company hereby releases detailed instructions on Dragon Boat Festival Wearing. If you are interested, please read it down.

When you wake up successfully through time, you may find yourself on the boat. Touch yourself, determine your gender is a man, look out of the water, and find that you are a handsome Tang Dynasty man with big arms, round waist, white face and beard. Good, this time you are lucky.

After leaving the cabin, I chatted with my fellow disciples and slowly talked, and realized that my surname was Wan Ming Chu. I was originally from Chang'an, Kyoto, and now I am Sima in Yangzhou. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon, and this trip was to pay tribute to the "Jiangxinjing" and other festive tributes to Chang'an for the governor of Yangzhou.

Is "Jiang Xin Jing" a magic horse?

You make excuses to stroll around this long fleet, hoping to take a peek at the box tied tightly on the large cargo ship in the middle when people are not paying attention. However, the guards on the ship are highly vigilant and the packaging is too thick and strong, so it is impossible to pull it away by yourself (you are noisy in your heart: I would be so good that the express company was so responsible when I bought online before I traveled through time).

I had no choice but to ask the slave to make a jar of wine. I searched for the night and asked the "Mirror Officer" in the fleet to come over. After drinking several large bowls of yellow soup, he was so dizzy that he was so tired. I will reveal the secret to you:

The skilled craftsman in Yangzhou is already famous all over the world, and the mirror casting master Lu Hui is a master. One year when he was casting a mirror, an old man suddenly came, claiming to be named Long and Hu, who could make "true dragon mirror". He entered the furnace casting room and went into seclusion for three days. When he opened the account door, the old man disappeared, and a plain silk was left in front of the furnace, which read: "The dragon and the dragon are hidden in the mirror. There are images in the time, and there are endless changes. The clouds and mist are blooming, and the rain brings wind."

Lu Hui then carried the casting furnace onto a large ship and moored it in the middle of the Yangtze River. On May 5 of that year, it was cast into a treasure mirror and presented it to the palace. The treasure mirror was nine inches in diameter, bright and dazzling, with a dragon pattern on the back. It is said that a few years later, there was a severe drought in the world. There was a Taoist holding a mirror. The dragon mouth behind the mirror suddenly exhaled white air, and the palace was filled with rain. Since then, Yangzhou has to cast a batch of bronze mirrors in the middle of the river every May 5, polishing it for years, and presenting it to the capital before the Dragon Boat Festival the following year.

Of course, it was too shabby for the officials of the border to give gifts to the emperor. The fleet was filled with gold, silver and satin, food and medicine, Jiangnan specialties, and rare birds and beasts. It was led by you, the Sima Contributor, boarded the ship from Yangzhou, entered the Hangou, turned into the Huai River, and entered the Tongji Canal. During the day, blew the willows in the wind, and at night, he chanted poems, and rushed straight to Luoyang.

It is not easy to get into Guanzhong by water from Luoyang. You have to abandon your boat and land to land, move the goods to your car, enter Tongguan by land, and arrive in Chang'an at the end of April.

It is almost the Dragon Boat Festival, and Chang'an City is already very hot. Under the scorching sun, you escort this team of trucks walking on the wide street with flying loess and sent them to the Zhongzangku in the palace for storage. You also have to report the list of tributes to the provincial governor and submit them to the emperor for a smile. It is very hard.

But this is not the end. According to the unspoken rules of our Celestial Dynasty since ancient times, it is absolutely impossible to give the tribute to the emperor only. As early as when we boarded the boat in Yangzhou, your boss, the governor of Yangzhou, ordered people to divide the tribute into N portions, and prepare them in one color. This car was given to Mr. Li, the box was given to Mr. Zhang, and the carrying was given to Mr. Yang... The gifts often come with the governor's handwritten letters, and you must also come to your door one by one to visit him.

If you eat people in a short mouth, take the hands of people, and you can't accept gifts in vain. The owners of each family have been kind to you. Although most of the talk about "I've been so angry recently, hahahaha", there are also those who have a deep friendship with the governor. They retreated and whispered to you that you should be careful when you meet in a few days:

"I heard rumors in the capital that a censor impeached Yangzhou Prefecture, and the Dragon Boat Festival race was exhausted and the people were damaged and the farming season was delayed. When the envoy was in front of the imperial court, Yuyin might inquire about this matter, so the envoy should make preparations early."

You were immediately overwhelmed and thought that I had just passed by for a few days. It would be nice to understand what you said. I would have to deal with the emperor's interrogation for my leader who didn't know what he looked like. Then the censor was so full that he had nothing to do. He was racing a dragon boat on the Dragon Boat Festival, but it hurts you? He also wrote a memorial to impeach this matter. Isn't the paper of the Tang Dynasty very expensive? Do you waste it? You are causing the increase in carbon emissions and global warming...

While cursing in my heart, I also have to thank the kind reminder for this kind of kind reminder, at least giving you time to prepare for a cheat sheet in advance. As soon as you leave the house, you will immediately find a colleague who has been traveling from Yangzhou and ask, what is going on with the Dragon Boat Festival race that is wasteful and money?

This colleague is a native of Yangzhou. He said contemptuously that we have been playing the Dragon Boat Festival dragon boat ferry for a thousand years. What can we do? The Censor is a northerner who has never seen the world. Last year, he was ordered to inspect Jiangdong and was frightened by the grand scene of our ferry. He slapped his head and felt that gathering so many strong men to row boats would definitely delay farming and raising silkworms. In addition, - ahem, maybe he was not satisfied with Cheng Yi sent by our governor? Anyway, after returning to Beijing, he was deliberately looking for trouble.

Is the dragon boat race in Yangzhou bigger than the scene in Chang'an and Luoyang? Just ask in one sentence, and you immediately feel that your brain is so funny. The water towns in the south of the Yangtze River are full of rivers and ships, of course, it is more suitable for boating and regatta than the north where dry land is the main one.

Apart from Jingxiang (approximately in Hubei and Hunan Province today), there is no grand occasion of Dragon Boat Festival ferry in the world that can be compared with our Jiangdong. My colleagues answered proudly. Then they talked about the customs of their hometowns, and several families gathered money to buy dragon boats. Before going into the water, three animals were blown and beaten to worship the boat. It is necessary to apply oil on the bow and stern of the boat and paint the dragon Qing. The wealthy and noble door even coated the boat's clothes with tung oil to avoid splashing water to prevent the clothes from being hindered.

On May 5th, countless families had already set up colorful buildings and mattresses by the river. The two sides of the river were crowded with ladies in the villages and ladies dressed in gorgeous clothes, waiting to watch the game early in the morning. The government raised a red flag at the departure point of the dragon boat, and set up a posthouse archway at the end of the day, and hung a banner on the yard. The drum sounded three times, and the red flag opened, and the dragon boat jumped out in two sides, sliding on the water like light and light. The silk, bamboo, flute and sheng on both sides made a big fuss, shouting like a tide, and the sound of drums on the bow of the boat, the sound of the boatman's trumpet, and the sound of the slalom of the boatman and the sound of the slalom of the water, intertwined into an annual exciting and drunken dance music. Suddenly, the sound of the posthouse was like a thunderbolt mountain and a thunderbolt. It was the boat that had reached the end. The drummer swung the drumstick and set the championship, and grabbed the Biaoyang signal tightly, winning waves of cheers and cheers.

A few days before and after the Dragon Boat Festival, there are always dragon boats racing in the river. The winners will be rewarded with colorful satin. Those who "mark" on the Dragon Boat Festival will be rewarded with a pair of silver bowls. Since Doctor Qu jumped into the river, this has been done every year. It is natural for the people of Jiangnan to take it for granted. What are the things to impeach?

Even though you say so... a few colleagues gathered together to discuss for a long time and helped you draft the words of the emperor. Only then did you feel relieved.

In the following days, it is said that you, a Chang'an native, have been working as a foreign official for many years. After finally returning home, your relatives and old friends are bound to come to visit each other, and they are busy with each other, and time has passed.

On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, a banquet was held in the palace, and rewarded the officials above the third rank and the officials of the border. Your superior Yangzhou Governor is also on the list of awards. You must represent him to go to the palace to attend a banquet, receive rewards, and thank you. When the emperor saw an envoy from Yangzhou, he asked casually: I heard that the Dragon Boat Festival in Jiangnan was too expensive, which would harm farming?

You quickly came up with a set of prepared speeches. What are the villagers competing for peace and prosperity to pray for the emperor for thousands of years? What are the southerners who have accumulated a thousand years of habits in such a way that they may cause trouble if they are forbidden. What are the people of Yangzhou who believe that the Dragon Boat Festival dragons come out of the water to harm the world must be able to fight with boats to suppress the evil spirits, otherwise the animals will be uneasy... They talked to death, and finally made the emperor happy. They ignored this matter. They also picked up their pen and wrote a big word "dragon" on a white fan. They ordered you to take the fan back and give it to the governor of Jiangnan.

This was a special kindness and reward, which immediately made the palace and the banquet ministers praised and envious. The scholar who was well-read about poetry and books came out to praise the chant, saying that during the Zhenguan period, Emperor Taizong Wen wrote the words "Luan", "Phoenix", "Butterfly", "Dragon" on the fan on the Dragon Boat Festival, and awarded them to Changsun Wuji, Yang Shidao and others close to the old ministers. They were scattered and elegantly and passed down to this day. Unexpectedly, I saw the legend of the prosperous times again today. My lord was holding the seal, and the sun and the moon were bent...

You are too lazy to listen to the pile of classical Chinese bags below (you can't understand it even if you listen). Kowtow and thank you for your gratitude and take the round fan from the eunuch's hands, thinking in your mind how to bring this thin thing back to Yangzhou intact... Packaging is also a technology.

In addition to this broken fan, the emperor returned to the governor of Yangzhou:

A black tortoiseshell belt (this is given to civil servants, and military officers have black silver belts);

There are a box of jujube zongzi, and nine small zongzi are stringed together, which looks pretty good. You silently: Damn it in such a hot weather that I asked me to take my food for thousands of miles to send people to you. It would be strange if I don’t get bad or bad halfway;

A small box of medicinal materials such as calamus, mugwort leaves, realgar, stalactite, etc.;

A bunch of colorful silk threads.

In general, compared with the tribute, you have a huge loss... What makes you even more depressed is that these are all gifts to your boss, the chief of the governor. Without your share, you are just a courier...

When the banquet ended, the officials in the hall gave their gratitude, and they all looked happy, as if birds were out of the cage, calling their friends to chase after them, and then they really had a festive atmosphere. You are quite popular in Chang'an, so you have relatives and friends to invite them.

You just passed the level of the dragon boat replaying, and you feel a little tired. Just as you were about to refuse, this old friend asked mysteriously with his arms around your shoulder:

"Do you want to see the fox fairy?"

"Fox Fairy?" You immediately became interested, "Where is the fox fairy appearing?"

"Do you still remember that boy Wang Jiu?" asked an old friend, "He got the exam as the governor of Songzhou. He went to Beijing to be transferred, which is nothing. But people say that he brought a bride from Chang'an, who was a fox fairy he met halfway through. Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, so why not go and find out?"

Of course you have to get involved in such a fun thing! You promised it and asked the servants to send the gifts home and collect them properly. After getting on the horse, he followed his old friend to Wang's house - but have you ever thought about why everyone should inquire about fox fairies, snakes and monsters during the Dragon Boat Festival?

After the Dragon Boat Festival, it is a serious summer. The temperature rises, mosquitoes and plagues are prone to spreading. The ancients called May 5 the "Evil Day", believing that this day is evil and the five poisons are coming out. So every household hangs mugwort, inserts pomegranate swords into the door, wears pomegranate flowers, and drinks realgar wine. This is the batch of "Jiangxin Mirrors" you escort from Yangzhou to Beijing. It is also because the treasure mirrors originally meant to reflect evil and ward off evil. It was specially selected on May 5 and was accompanied by some myths, which became a valuable royal tribute.

In this environment where evil things are everywhere, those monsters and monsters seem to be trapped in the vast ocean of people's war, and it is probably more difficult to use their magic power than usual. So righteous monster hunters come out one after another - for example, these four or five young men of your group. ╭( ̄▽ ̄)╭

To put it nicely, you are all noble people with strong physiques, boldness and high skills. To put it bluntly, you are the evil young men in the capital who are so idle that they are idle. They made an appointment to hit the door of Wang Jiu's house, and the door reported it in. While waiting for the master, you carefully investigated the surrounding environment, and couldn't help but suffocate the chrysanthemums tightened.

I saw a large bunch of garlic and wormwood wool wool in a gourd hanging on the gate of the Wang family. The leaves of the calamus were built into sword shape and inserted into the edge of the door. There were also long five-color silk threads wrapped in strands, floating in the wind. There were all kinds of evil things in the Dragon Boat Yang that were serious, and there were a lot of them. It seemed that the wife of the Wang family was not afraid of these at all. She must be a thousand-year-old demon fox with high magic power, which was very difficult to deal with.

Just as he was thinking, the master, Wang, the governor of Songzhou, came out, greeted him warmly with a spring breeze on his face, and asked him to go into the main hall to sit down.

It was obvious that the family had prepared a lot of wine and food for the Dragon Boat Festival banquet. The servants set up tables and brought some rice dumplings, millet, prunes, and chubby wine, and the guests and hosts were drinking and laughing happily. The hall also set up a "powder shot" drama that has been popular in Beijing in recent years. It is said that it was the "powder shot" drama that came from the palace: peel off a few yellow rice porridge soaked in mugwort juice, cut it into small pieces of powder, and placed it in a large lacquer plate, so that guests could shoot the powder with special small bows and arrows, and those who shot were given food.

The surface of the powder is smooth and small, and the arrow is tilted at the touch, so it is not easy to pierce it. The noble man who is skilled in this way shot an arrow and cheered all over the house. The person who shot the shot was also gloomy. He picked up the arrow branch and put the powder on the arrow into his mouth, biting it and chewing it.

It's very lively and very happy, but your business is not for eating rice dumplings.

After drinking, the heart was full of warmth. The most unhappy guest finally salivated and pointed to the host: "I heard that Qilang's newly-adopted lady is knowledgeable and polite, and looks like a fairy. Can you please come out and let your foolish brother meet with your sister-in-law?"

Wang was not surprised, laughed and happily ordered his servants to come in to "go and invite his wife to come out to see the guests."

While waiting for makeup, the guest and the guest briefly talked about the passing of the knot. However, Wang Jiu stayed at an ancient temple on the way to Beijing and met a beauty by chance. The woman said that her family was wealthy, her parents died, and she did not meet her relatives. She stayed in the temple temporarily. Seeing that her husband was so majestic, she loved her and recommended her pillow and mat to be a maid. Just as she was happy, she wore a bell behind the screen, and two maids stepped out one after another, surrounded by a graceful lady, and bowed to the guests in the hall.

The guests stood up and returned the greetings, bowing to respond to "My wife's blessing". Wang also stood up, introduced the identity of the guests one by one, signaled the woman to sit next to him, and invited the guests to return to their seats. He looked around twice. The woman had a beautiful posture, noble clothes, and elegant manners, which was no different from ordinary ladies. She only had a pair of beautiful eyes as bright as autumn water, and by chance, her eyes were swaying and seductive.

She did not come out empty-handed. The two maids accompanying her were holding vermilion plates in their hands, and some gifts were piled on them, with fragrance, flowers and plants, and people were favored, and they were given to the guests one by one. The "Fox Fairy" also paid tribute to the guests one by one. When you come to you, a maid in a red dress presented a plate with her gift, and her hostess said:

"The bride tens of thousands of men will prolong her life."

You were startled and thought that "extending life" means "taking life". When you see others' expressions as usual, the hostess smiled warmly, not as if you were going to take your life. The maid in the red dress put down the lacquer plate, picked up the bunch of ropes made of red, green, blue, yellow and white silk threads in the plate, wrapped them around you with her own hands, smiled sweetly, her bright eyes flowed, the fragrance wind blew, and she retreated lightly like flowing water...

Cough, what, rub your saliva, let me tell you what "life-extending" is... The five-color silk thread tied to you by maid, also known as "Zhu Suo", "Longevity Wire", "Life-extending Wire", etc., are the most common Dragon Boat Festival desperation ornaments in the Tang Dynasty. They are usually hung on the door, hanging on the **, and wrapped around the arms, saying that they can prevent being captured by evil ghosts or being injured by weapons. Later, the meaning of the word is expanded. Any gifts given to people on the Dragon Boat Festival are collectively called "life-extending". "The bride's tens of thousands of men extending their lives" means "I, who is the wife of others, send you these gifts and wish you a hundred years of longevity"...... Hey, guest, are you listening?

The maids who "Fox Fairy" brought out to give gifts were also family geniuses she raised. After giving the life-extending gift, she shook her clothes and danced one by one. Your eyes were staring at the woman who had just raised her life-extending wisps. She was also giving you a lot of surprises when she turned her waist and turned around. Your eyes were wavy and burst into an electric arc in the air with millions of volts of electricity...

The woman with a red dress has her hair combed with her hair, her eyebrows are curled, her red lips are frowning, her low-cut upper robe reveals a large piece of snow-white skin, her gauze is wide, and her wide sleeves are floating with her dance posture, soft and graceful, blurred and drunk. You have never seen such a charming beauty since you travel through time. You can't help but fly into the sky with three souls and seven spirits. Except for this graceful figure in your eyes, everything in the world has returned to the dust.

He stroked the colorful silk thread on his arm, damn whether she is a vixen, a snake, or a spider, I just fell in love with this girl, okay? If I don’t let my brother take her away today, I will never leave the door. What are you doing? Wang Jiu! Give me a happy word!

Okay, the master Wang applauded the case. Since Wan Sima fell in love at first sight, how could I cherish a prostitute? But I asked the husband to write a poem immediately. If it turns out that the literary talent is beautiful, the affection is deep and the friendship is strong, and I will even offer this girl's makeup box together, what?

The ultimate life-saving skill of traveling through the Tang Dynasty - writing poetry, comes in handy. If you are a guest who has undergone the devil's special training in our company, you will be overjoyed when you search in your mind at this moment, you will be overjoyed, get up and bow, hold your head up and chant the aphorisms that have been passed down through the ages to conclude:

Xi Shi was so arrogant that she was washing spring gauze, and the jade was fighting against the beautiful flowers now.

The eyebrows were snatched the daylily color, and the red skirt was jealous of the pomegranate flowers.

A new song makes people beautiful, with drunken eyes and hair slanted.

Who said that five silks can prolong your life, but he knew that you would die today!

This article’s reference materials & in-depth reading recommendations: "Festivities and Customs of the Tang Dynasty" by Zhang Hongmei (click on the title of the book to enter **Aiwen download)

This article is attached to the picture: Zhang Zeduan of the Northern Song Dynasty's "Jinmingchi Contends the Mark"

Tang Chuan Guide: I want to go to Huaqing Pool to peek at Li Shimin and Wu Zetian in a bath and look at it...

Tang Chuan business is open again, this time it is a group of human body art lovers traveling through time. However, not only does there be no discount, but the overall price is also raised, because their traveling goal is too high - they have to go to Huaqing Palace in Mount Li to watch the emperor and concubines take a bath and secretly draw human body sketches>_<

(I really don’t understand the little salesman. What’s the point of drawing those big meat balls~)

Speaking of the hot spring bath in Mount Li, it is really the best temple for those who wear Tang Dynasty to appreciate human body art. This ancient hot spring was enclosed and built into a royal bathing city since the time of Azheng in the Qin Dynasty. In the Tang Dynasty, the chief gossip entertainment journalist, Bai Juyi, who is known for his simple literary style, even used implantable advertisements in his literary works, with the scale and the content was extremely erotic:

"I was given a bath in Huaqing Pond in spring, and the hot spring water was washed with grease. The waiter helped her up and was unable to help her, and she was the new kindness. □□□□□□□□, *********, I'm sorry, according to the laws and regulations of the Tang Dynasty, your input results will not be displayed."

Well, the Ministry of Rites of the Tang Dynasty is powerful... In short, as soon as the Tang Dynasty was established, since the first emperor Li Yuan, he liked to run to the Lishan Hot Spring Palace. Especially in winter, it was a little snow, soaked in an open-air hot spring pool, with a towel on his forehead, drinking sake from the wooden tray on the water, which was so comfortable... (The company's head came out to drag away this overworked deer with a chaotic sense of time and space: I'm sorry, this deer was blown away in the mud, please ignore the few lines of words.)

It takes some time to wake up the deer. We have a better advertisement. The advertising slogan is copied from the Huaqing Palace tour guide's commentary:

Mount Li is a famous scenic spot, and "Late Light of Mount Li" is one of the eight scenic spots in Chang'an. Since ancient times, Mount Li has been a place for literati and poets to celebrate and emperors of all dynasties. Because Mount Li is an extinct volcano, there are many hot springs, which became a place for emperors to visit as early as 3,000 years ago in the Western Zhou Dynasty.

According to legend, King You of the Western Zhou Dynasty built "Li Palace" here; Qin Shihuang used the hot springs here to build "Lishan Tang"; during the reign of Emperor Wu of Han, he repaired it and expanded it into "Li Palace" or villa; Emperor Wen of Sui redecorated it and "planted thousands of pine and cypress trees". In the Tang Dynasty, Emperor Taizong of Tang built a large-scale construction and built a palace Tangchi, named it "Tangquan Palace"; Emperor Gaozong of Tang changed it to "Wenquan Palace"; in the sixth year of Tianbao of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Tang afforestation, built a palace around the mountains, and built a city around the palace around the city, and renamed it "Huaqing Palace". The scale of Huaqing Palace reached its peak during the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang.

Back at the time travel scene, you can see that it is clear above that Li Shimin, Emperor Gaozong of Tang (and Wu Zetian) and Emperor Xuanzong of Tang (Yang Guifei) all took a bath in the hot springs of Mount Li. In theory, we can walk into the palace of Mount Li and follow the timeline to peek at the emperors of these generations one by one.

However, salesman Lu said hello to you in advance, just peeping at the pair of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty, Li Longji, to take a bath. It is much more difficult than the first two, and requires additional money. Our company has always marked the price clearly and listed the additional charges separately before wearing it for customers to choose independently and consume transparently. You should not complain to the Time and Space Administration that our company cheats customers!

You ask why it is difficult to peek at Li Longji? (Because his weight is the sum of his great-grandfather and grandmother...) The reason is very simple - His Majesty Ming Emperor took a bath indoors, while Emperor Taizong and his wife took a bath outdoors.

Think about it, if you are in the open air, as long as you are within a few kilometers of the bathtub, our company will equip you with a high-power telescope and work together. The risk is much smaller than entering Li Longji's bathhouse guarded by a guard (not big), and of course the charge is much lower.

Don't you believe that Li Shimin and Wu Zetian would be shameless and brave enough to take a bath outdoors and run away? ╯﹏╰b Sorry, the archaeological excavation results of Mount Li Hot Spring show that those two are really so bold and thick-skinned (are you confident about your figure and face?)

When His Majesty Li Er expanded the "hot spring palace", the "Yu Tang" built for himself was an irregular rectangular bathtub, about half a person high and covers an area of ​​more than 100 square meters. It is said to be the largest ** soup pool found in China. The locker room next to the pool has a roof, a wall, and an underground heating pipe. However, when His Majesty Li Er took off all his clothes, he jumped into the bathtub (wow, it was so big, a splash of water), but the sky above the pool was uncovered. He could look up at the sky during the day, look up at the clouds, trees, and birds at night, look up at the stars and moons. If it rains and snows... Uh... Where is the imperial physician? Come and take this guy who is not afraid of colds and colds and doesn't want to be killed...

According to the current information, it was not until the period of Emperor Xuanzong Li Longji that a pool was built to soak in the hot spring indoors. Before him, when Empress Wu came to Mount Li, whether she was taking a bath with someone, who, who, who or who she enjoyed herself, she was still soaking in an open-air pond.

Alas, I have been talking so much, but I haven't reached the point yet. If you want to wear Tang and peek at these His Majesties for bathing, how should you pinch it?

First of all, this depends on your gender after traveling through time. If you dress up as a charming noble lady—

The debaucherous and corrupt emperors will always recruit beauty candidates from time to time. At that time, you may ask your family to take the initiative to send you into the palace, or create momentum in advance to publicize that there is an unparalleled beauty in your family who can accompany the king or something. It is not difficult to enter the palace. After entering the palace, even if you can't get a beauty, just be an ordinary palace maid and wait patiently for the opportunity. I guess you can sneak up to the emperor a few times.

If your parents who have passed through are very kind and don’t agree to send you into the palace, and your peeping** is so strong that you are so despicable (hey), you can consider falsely accusing your family of treason ==|||. The female family members of the main treason of the treason will usually be "into the palace", that is, they are caught in the palace to work as female slaves. No matter what, this is also considered to be in the palace and have the opportunity to approach the emperor... (Oh... eggs and tomatoes are very expensive, students, don’t smash them, it’s a waste of TAT)
To be continued...
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