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Chapter 5 Unspoken Rules

Huang Shijun, who was standing beside him sighed and said, "What I mean is that this problem is not only in Mr. Tang's poems, but also in my poems, "The green willows turn into the slanting bridge of painting". This bridge is also imagined by me. But it is not in the spring scenery in front of me. There is nothing wrong with Erniu's words, it is because we don't have the right point. I lost."

When Tang Rongxuan saw Huang Shiyun bowing her head and admitting defeat, he had nothing to say.

"Hehe!" Du Erniu saw the two of them like this and knew that she was right. She was very happy. She picked up a wine bottle of the boss, poured it all over, and handed it to Tang Rongxuan: "Here, you are the last one, you can drink it first."

Tang Rongxuan said embarrassedly: "Why am I the last one?"

Du Erniu glared and said, "You said Miss Huang is the number one talented woman in Yizhou. Do you still want your sister to be at the bottom?"

Tang Rongxuan smiled awkwardly and said, "Okay, I'll be at the bottom." He picked up the wine bottle and drank it in one breath. There were too many wine bottles, almost three bowls. Tang Rongxuan drank it in one breath and suddenly felt dizzy and wanted to vomit like a tumultuous stomach.

He blushed and forced himself to hold back. He was about to take a breath, but Du Erniu had already arrived at a full bottle of wine and handed over, saying, "You are the last one, you have to punish two bottles! Drink it quickly!"

Tang Rongxuan smiled bitterly and said, "Can you slow down..."

"No!" Du Erniu finally had such a good opportunity to take revenge, so how could he let it go? "I used to punish me for drinking, but I never heard you say that I should let me go. You are still a big man! Drink it quickly!"

Tang Rongxuan had no choice but to take it with his teeth and drank it again.

Now, he soon became dizzy, unable to stand steadily, and kept releasing and vomiting. Mrs. Ji frowned and said, "Don't vomit, you're going to vomit, we'll be disappointed!"

His book boy came over to help him massage his back and chest, and it took him a long time to barely hold back his vomiting.

Huang Shiyun did not let Du Erniu urge him, so she took a new wine bottle and filled it up and drank it slowly. As the sea went down, her pretty face was flushed, like a burning cloud, and she looked even more charming and cute.

Tang Rongxuan said drunk and said with his tongue: "No, I..., I don't accept it..., come again! Let's still... with spring as the theme! This time, there is no limit to the scenery in front of you. Erniu, do you dare... to... have another song?"

Du Erniu had Xiao Jiading support behind her, so of course she was not afraid. She thrust her round breasts and said, "Am I afraid of you? Come on!"

Mrs. Ji nodded and said, "What do you think?"

Huang Shiyun's cheeks were covered with red glow and her stomach was also very uncomfortable. She was elected as the new Yizhou No. 1 Talented Woman through the annual Yizhou Poetry Festival. That was real. Although she was humble and dared not take it, she boasted in her heart. She didn't expect that she would lose to a fool in her eyes. She was very dissatisfied. However, the poem was written better than her, but she had to admit it. However, if you have another poem, you must beat this fat girl, so you can get up wherever you fall. She also expressed her agreement at the moment. Naturally, others had no objection.

Mrs. Ji said: "Okay! Light up the fragrance! With spring as the theme, it is not limited to the scenery in front of you, as long as it is related to spring. The old rules, the last two lost are the two seas and the one sea..."

"No!" Du Erniu said with her waist, looking like a confident gambler, "Double! The last one, the four seas! The second to last, the three seas! If you can't write it, the five seas!"

Mrs. Ji frowned and said, "This is too much..."

"That's it! I'm willing to accept the loss!" Du Erniu looked at Tang Rongxuan and said provocatively, "How is it? Do you dare to accept the challenge? If you don't dare, you will admit defeat!"

In fact, Du Erniu was very guilty. This was what Xiao Jiading said when she was giving advice to her just now. She said it, but she thought about it. She didn't know if Xiao Jiading could write such a good poem again this time, and she didn't even know if he was waiting by the river to help him. But she had already said it, so she could only bite the bullet and go on.

Tang Rongxuan looked at Du Erniu with drunken eyes, without saying a word for a moment.

Du Erniu was even more guilty, and still bit the bullet and followed what Xiao Jiading said in advance, turning to look at the others: "Who dares to take the initiative? He dares to drink a sea of ​​defeats himself."

Jiang Chengqian, the son of the prison, looked at the others and said, "This..., the bet is too big, I..., I dare not come, I will admit defeat first! Let's drink a sea of ​​people!" After that, he poured a sea of ​​people of people of people and drank it.

Although I still have to drink this sea, I will not get drunk. It is better to be carried back to the end and drink the four seas. The other three thought so in their hearts, so they all gave in and drank the sea.

Now, only Tang Rongxuan, Huang Shiyun and Du Erniu are left.

Du Erniu followed Xiao Jiading's instructions to force several other people to retreat, and her purpose was achieved, but she was so hungry that she would drink these seas, but she was afraid that she would become a dead dog on the spot.

When Huang Shijun saw Du Erniu's steady victory, she unconsciously attracted her heroic spirit. She didn't believe in the past likable poems, which are passed down through the ages. She said lightly: "Then let's ask Erniu for another round of advice. However, there are only three of us, so how about the last two?"

Tang Rongxuan kept watching Du Erniu watching drunkenly, and found that her eyes were flashing, as if she was not confident. She should be pursuing advance as a retreat. She thought to herself that she lost to this fat girl today and had no face. If she didn't find her back, how could she see people? He was already drunk at this moment. Lianhua Xiyu had already left her mind behind. She just wanted to get Du Erniu drunk and avenged her. Of course, she would not give her any chance. Even if she was second, she couldn't care about Huang Shiyun. She laughed and said, "Of course, I have to drink first, and both second and third!"

Huang Shijun chuckled, but couldn't help but burp, a little shy, and covered her face and said, "Erniu, then start!"

When Du Erniu heard the two of them agree, she was even more scared and said, "This..."

Tang Rongxuan even felt that Du Erniu was a tough guy on the outside and fucked her, and shook her body and pointed at her, "If you don't come at this time, you must drink Lianghai! No, Sanhai!"

"You...!" Tang Rongxuan's words made Du Erniu's stubbornness aroused. She was a fearless master, but now she slapped her chest: "Isn't it just drunk? I bet! At worst, I can carry it back as a dead dog! I still don't believe it!"

"One word is certain! Light up the fragrance!" Tang Rongxuan shouted hysterically.

Mrs. Ji's maid hurriedly took a stick of incense and lit it. Huang Shijun and Tang Rongxuan both walked away, thinking hard.

Du Erniu picked up a roast chicken, took another pot of wine, and said, "I'll go to the riverside and think while eating. No one is allowed to disturb me! Whoever is coming to disturb me, he will drink the lost wine for me!"

Everyone hurriedly agreed not to disturb her and let her think quietly alone.

While no one was paying attention, Du Erniu took the money and came to the riverside. Sure enough, he saw Xiao Jiading lying on the low-lying side of the river. He couldn't help but feel happy. Without looking back, he sat on the ground, tearing one leg of the roast chicken into his mouth, giving the others to Xiao Jiading, and giving him the pot of wine. He also gave him the money and whispered: "Here, you wrote this poem for me, and the bounty belongs to you!"

Xiao Jiading was honest and rude. He had taken the money he had done, and it was heavy, so he could not put it in his arms, so he could only wrap it around his waist.

Unexpectedly, when I arrived in the Tang Dynasty, my first pot of gold was Tang Shi, who was forced by her parents' big stick policy when she was a child. Dad and Mom, thank you, son! A good person will be produced by sticks!

Du Erniu said: "This time I will still focus on spring..."

"Needless to say, I've heard it." Xiao Jiading said, tearing open the roast chicken and starting to eat it with wine.

Du Erniu whispered: "Did you think it out?"

"Why are you in a hurry? A stick of incense! I am not full, but I don't have the heart to do poetry." Xiao Jiading muttered while chewing.

Du Erniu thought so, so she had to wait patiently.

When Xiao Jiading ate up most of the roast chicken and drank a pot of wine, he looked back and saw that the fragrance had been burned halfway. Fortunately, the bet was too big this time, Huang Shiyun and Tang Rongxuan were very cautious and unwilling to write first, because they had to be the first to avoid drinking, so they all thought as much as possible. They must be able to overwhelm the other two, so they were all concentrated under the peach tree. Seeing this feeling, Du Erniu felt a little relieved.

After finishing the meal, Xiao Jiading glanced at Du Erniu and said, "Or, you should give up!"

Du Erniu was shocked and said, "Why? You ate my roast chicken and drank my wine, but told me that you can't write it out? You...!"

"Don't worry!" Xiao Jiading waved his hand and said, "It's not that I can't write it out. Look at the two of them. Even if you win them today, what will happen to the poetry club in the future? They will not let you go. At that time, I was not by your side and they increased their investment. What should you do? It's not that you are even more at a loss. It's better to admit defeat now."

Du Erniu scratched and said, "That's right, it would be great if you could always be by my side. Otherwise, how about you come to my house as a servant? So that you can always be with me and help me? Don't worry, I won't let you suffer a loss!"

Xiao Jiading laughed and pointed at himself, saying carelessly: "What are you saying? Do you think I am like a slave?"

Du Erniu looked at his rustic appearance and thought to himself that you really look like you. But he said, "Of course it doesn't look like you, hehe, you don't want to be a servant in my house, then do you have any ideas?"

Xiao Jiading had already thought about the words and pretended to be meditating. After a moment, he said, "Isn't your grandfather an old clerk in the yamen's punishment room? Is there any way for him to let me enter the yamen and become a clerk, so that I can help you in the yamen. Don't worry, I will pay the money I get into the yamen myself."

"It's not a matter of money. The yamen's clerks are the final decisions of the county magistrate. My grandfather is just a small clerk and can't speak."

"I know this," Xiao Jiading waved his hand, "I didn't let him decide. Didn't he stayed in the county yamen for decades and retired last year? He must be very clear about the rules and unspoken rules of the yamen..."
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