Chapter 715-

"Li...Lisa, you misunderstood. I was only thinking about Doug and Geoff. You see, they are already half-grown, right? Doug and Geoff."

Lar hurriedly explained, secretly blinking at the two barbarian brothers, and shooting an angry look that said, "Look, I care about you, but you slander me in front of Lisa."

"No, brother, you also know that we are not interested in those petite mages."

In his anxiety, Lal ignored the aesthetics of barbarians. As soon as he finished his words, he was met with an aggrieved rebuttal by Big Mouth Doug and was immediately speechless.

"Hmm, it turns out that after fighting together for so long, our upright Lord Lal is still unclear about his brother's hobbies, so this led to such a misunderstanding. I understand."

Lisa used a sharp smile, and every word she spoke was so sharp, as if it was going to pierce Lar's heart. Even Sarah next to her had an evasive look that said, "It turns out my father is such a person."

"No... Baby Sarah, you can't do this!" Lal let out a mournful cry, and then pointed at me angrily.

"Isn't your husband also a playboy? Why does he despise me alone?"

"Damn it, why bother blaming me for nothing."

I expressed my indignation that I could be shot while lying down, but because what Lal said was true, I felt somewhat guilty.

"Big brother is a big brother, and dad is dad. How can we generalize? If dad is sorry for mom, Sarah will not forgive dad."

Little Salad crossed her arms in anger and looked at her father with a pair of majestic crimson eyes.

"No, why do I feel that your sentence [big brother is the big brother, father is the father] is so similar to [people are people, livestock are livestock, people are for love, livestock are for slaughtering and eating]

?”

Faced with the harsh words of his ruthless daughter, Lal turned pale and couldn't help but complain.

"That's not the case. That's because even if my eldest brother and Sister Willas and the others still love me."

Sarah, who folded her arms and looked like a short, small-breasted young lady with an imposing manner, defended me a little unreasonably.

By the way, I didn’t add the small breasts on purpose.

After such an exciting answer, Baby Sarah seemed to suddenly wake up. She was so shameless to say such words in such public view. Her face immediately turned red like a ripe apple. She was so embarrassed.

Hiding behind me, the love overflowing from that petite and cute body spread so close to me, making my heart extremely happy and warm.

At this time, another person who was completely opposite to his current situation, or should be said to be completely opposite, started shouting unwillingly.

"Then even if I marry another woman, I still love your mother. Why do you only despise me?" Lal burst into tears.

"Eh~~"

At this time, everyone sighed in unison and moved out of the way.

On the opposite side of the road, under the terrifying aura, her whole body exuded black energy, her long hair was windless, like the poisonous snake spitting out the core of Medusa's head, Aunt Lisa gently smiled at Lar.

"My dear, I can't tell. It turns out you really have this idea."

"No, Lisa, I was just giving an example."

Lal, whose nickname is the henpecked wife, gave a desperate voice of defense.

"Sorry, there's something going on at home, so we'll go back first."

Ignoring Lar's pitiful defense, Aunt Lisa grabbed his collar with one hand, smiled like a lady at us, and then dragged him away quickly.

"I love you!!"

In the distance where the two people disappeared, Lal's belated sweet words came from the distance, causing cold sweat to break out on our foreheads.

"As expected...it's better not to get married so soon."

Looking at the scene in front of them, Doug and Geoff, who had just been a little moved by our persuasion, looked at each other and nodded silently as if they had decided something.

"..."

I think the reason why these two barbarian brothers are still single today has a lot to do with the negative role of Aunt Lisa and Uncle Lal as a couple. Don’t look at the two big savages and their tall horses.

, despite his fierce appearance, he is actually quite careful and good-tempered. Because of this, he pays more attention to the important life event of marriage than other adventurers. He is always hesitant, for fear of "meeting someone" like his elder brother.

"Not kind".

Of course, compared to the two tragic predecessors Rickon and Hans, the two barbarian brothers, who are still young, still have more time in terms of their age as adventurers in the Dark Continent.

However, now is not the time to sympathize with either of them.

I turned around with tears in my eyes, holding the little hand holding the salad tightly in my chest.

"Sarah baby, you just have to stay like this."

"Woo~~"

Sarah misunderstood the meaning of this sentence. Someone originally just wanted to express in a subtle way not to become the second Aunt Lisa, but Sarah, who is very sensitive to her lolita physique, misunderstood the other person.

Talking about her figure.

"If big brother likes Sarah like this..."

Little Shala, who is as pure and kind as an angel in her heart, although she is very concerned about her loli body shape, she still nodded empathetically. If the big brother really likes it, it seems to be the best result.

As a result, a gorgeous misunderstanding conversation was born. Although it will have no impact on the future, even if Sarah continues to care, it will not change the fact that she will always look like a loli.

Sooner or later, Xi Lusi and Aikelu, who once surrounded him like two coquettish little birds, sweetly licking left and right and calling Sister Sarah, will also hold their chests high and proud.

You can't talk to yourself without lowering your head, wuwu~~

"It's good to be young."

Looking at this scene, which seemed to be full of life, Kane laughed.

"Wine...wine..."

Next to him was an old drunkard who was hunched over like a hungry ghost and exuded a strong gloomy aura.

Soon, we arrived at Lal's house. Although our own home in Kurast was actually not far away, considering that no one had cleaned it for a long time, we also really wanted to see what kind of torture Lal was subjected to.

So I still had the mentality of watching the fun and became a return guest with Kane, the old drunkard.

"You guys sit down for a while. Tea will be ready soon. Sarah, come over and help me."

The couple seemed to have calmed down, but at this time, Aunt Lisa was making a noise in the kitchen.

"Eh."

In response, Sarah showed me a bright and beautiful smile, and then ran towards the kitchen.

"Oh, Uncle Lal, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw Lal, who looked like a down-and-out boxer sitting on the bench in the corner of the boxing ring. He exuded a decadent and gloomy aura. I greeted him loudly and knowingly.

"Leave me alone~~"

Lar, who has always been unforgiving of my Hong Guoguo's malice, seems to have lost the strength to refute. From this, we can imagine for a moment how he actually encountered Lisa in the short period of time before our arrival.

Auntie's torture can probably be compared with the terrifying moves like the Queen's U-shaped hoop and the Queen's V-shaped fold that Sister Sharna used to deal with me.

What, what's the difference between the U-shaped hoop and the V-shaped fold? It's very simple. The starting position of the two moves is the same, with the recipient lying on the bed and the performer sitting on the opponent's waist.

The difference is that the U-shaped hoop slowly tightens the neck and thighs of the person receiving the force, gradually forming a U-shape, while the V-shaped hoop holds the opponent's thighs and slams them backwards. The biggest difference is that

It's continuous pain, and it's a sharp pain that cuts you off in an instant, huh huh.

Having said that, why should I explain these two terrible moves here like a masochist who is used to enjoying himself!!

"You guys, your life has been very difficult since you met Mr. Wu."

I don't know when the old drunkard stopped feeling decadent and gloomy along the way, with his back straight and his face solemn like a life mentor. He silently stood next to Lar and patted his shoulder.

Hey, hey, hey, what kind of rude words do you want to talk about in front of the person concerned!!

"Yes, yes, if I had known better, I should have thrown that bastard into the Sinking Demon camp."

Laerd suddenly felt like he had found a close friend in life, which made an old man burst into tears.

"..."

Forget it, I originally wanted to remind this old cop to be careful and be wary of the old drunkard's idle ingratiation, but it seems there is no need for that now.

"That's right. I think back when you were a student in the camp, you were such a pure and upright child. It's all my fault that Mr. Wu led you astray."

The old drunkard showed a look of vicissitudes of life that he could not bear to look back on.

"Yes, I still remember that Lord Kasha hit me on the head with a stick and cursed me like "Are you an idiot?"" Lal said in memory and nodded.

"At that time, I hated iron and steel. It was definitely not because I was upset because I didn't have money to buy wine and I wanted to vent my anger on someone."

I:"……"

"I understand this. Everyone understands that Master Kasha never teaches those students who have no talent. Only geniuses like Master Sharna are worthy of being taught by Master Kasha. So it was me who was able to be taught by Master Kasha at that time.

An honor.”

This time Lal finally got it right. The old drunkard is slovenly, but his vision is astonishingly high. Only those like Sister Sharna, Carlos and Seattle are qualified to become her students, those students with average talents.

, it is really difficult for her to even look at her or even scold her.

"I just didn't expect that Master Kasha has changed a lot after so many years." Lal sighed.

"Oh, I have changed?" For a moment, the old drunkard showed a dazed expression.
To be continued...