Chapter 434: Plain of Despair

After returning to the hotel, the three of us were still in low spirits.

In the five years since I came to Darkness, even though I have been avoiding those cruel facts, I have still seen many scenes of joy and sorrow. Even human tragedies have been heard from time to time, such as the human bone soup in the devil's cauldron, the blood pool in the Countess's bedroom,

Which of Andariel's Skeleton Thrones doesn't tell the story of mankind's endless tragedy?

However, the touch that Necromancer Rhodes gave me made me feel the sadness even more empathetically, not only because he was a job changer like me, but also because of his feelings for his wife, the relationship between them.

The sadness resonated with me.

People have such a kind of inertia. When they see tragedies happening to other things that are similar to themselves, they will feel the same worry and panic, fearing that such a thing will happen around them.

However, this emotion came and went quickly. Two days later, the sad figures of Rod and his wife began to fade in my mind. After all, it was just a quick glance at that time. Or, I should be grateful.

My own rough nerves?

The appointment with the dwarf prince Tualatin was today. I didn't think much about this trip and left Linya and Feini behind.

Needless to say, Linya is only a level 22 wizard. I don’t dare to take her around the demon fortress-level training area. I am not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. As for Feini, with her strength, she is barely qualified to accompany her.

I'll go with him, but Linya is left alone with no one to protect her. Who knows when the fifth-level wizard she knows named Tisi will run out to practice? It's not reliable at all.

Moreover, the abacus in my mind was ringing: don’t forget the trailing Demon Latin behind Feini. If Feini is left behind, it will be equivalent to having an additional fifth-level assassin to protect her. This is really a great thing. Buy the junior one and get the senior one for free.

Yeah. Wow Kaka~~

When I told the two of them the plan, Linya was not there. She also knew that her current strength was just a burden, but Feini was not happy...

"Cousin meow~~ Please take me away, I really can't stand meow, that person comes to cover me every night, meow~~"

This time, Feini seemed to have made up her mind. No matter how much I pushed or hit her, even if her head was covered with bumps and her eyes were filled with tears and she was whining in pain, she still held my thigh resolutely and said nothing.

put.

"Let go, if you don't let go..."

I felt that I should intimidate this transvestite in words, so I opened my eyes wide and glared like a ferocious Arhat.

"I will turn you into a woman from top to bottom."

This threat is scary enough, it makes me tremble with fear, haha~~

"Is...really okay?"

She raised her cute round face and looked at me blankly. Feini's dark and shining eyes were full of hope.

"..."

I almost forgot that this guy is a transvestite. I'm afraid this is not a threat, but a temptation.

The plan failed. I rolled my eyes and thought of another "poisonous plan".

"If you don't let go, I will kill your Ouna... Hehe, you should know what will happen, right?"

Saying this, I made a push-down motion and showed a lustful and evil look. Even if I am a pig, I will not misunderstand what I want to express. You should be afraid of this.

After taking a blank look at my expression, Feini lowered her head weakly and sighed softly like a resentful woman.

"If...if Oona is willing, then I will...as long as she still has me in her heart..."

What does this mean? What does this kind of thing come from the mouth of a woman in the old society who is a familiar tamer and has three obediences and four virtues? Could it be that between you and Oona, you play the role of the wife, and Oona plays the role of the husband? Even if

No matter how bad you are, you should have a limit, you bastard! You are the most invincible and tragic emperor in the universe!

At this moment, I was rolling on the ground and hitting the wall with tears streaming down my face.

"Okay, you forced me to do this..."

After a while, I stood up from the ground with a bruised head and a bloody face. My face was full of a fierce and desperate look. I originally didn't want to use this kind of dirty trick that would harm others and not benefit myself. Unfortunately, this fake girl was invulnerable to fire and water, so I had no choice but to resort to this trick.

.

I raised my head and took a deep breath. As if I had just made up my mind, goosebumps suddenly appeared all over my body. I crossed my arms and stared at Fini closely.

"Do you remember Hans?"

The two words "Hans" seemed to have infinite magic power. When she heard it at first, Feini's delicate and slender body trembled more violently than when she heard Latin, and her face looked like she was about to cry.

With an expression on his face, he kept shaking his head and covering his ears tightly.

Hans is a famous person in Kurast, a legendary figure worthy of being recorded in history. His character card is as follows.

Sex: Male

Race: human

Occupation: Barbarian

Nickname: Manly Man

Characteristics: Big in size, with all the advantages and disadvantages of a barbarian.

Distinctive features: He is extremely large, his skin shines with a brown oily luster like a nobleman, and his body is very hairy. It is said that if this person spreads his arms and runs, the arm hairs on his arms will dance in the wind. It is also said that an old hen once killed him.

He mistook his chest hair for a hen's nest and laid an egg in it.

Personality: Likes to show off, especially proud of his elastic muscles and lush body hair.

Hobbies: Take off your clothes in public in bars and show off your muscles and body hair.

Self-created special move: Manly Hug, holding the enemy in his arms and suffocating him to death with his thick chest hair.

Rumor 1: It is said that his teammates couldn't stand his body hair and hobbies. On a certain day of a certain year, in a quiet night, in a deserted alley, someone behind the scenes knocked him unconscious and then covered his whole body.

Hans's body hair was plucked out by the roots. The next day, an aunt who picked up garbage found Hans, who was all smooth and hairless in the garbage.

For the next few days, Hans disappeared. Five days later, he appeared again in the bar. His body hair was even worse than before. His teammates had no choice but to give up with a sigh.

Rumor 2: Countless dwarfs have died in the embrace of a self-created man who will kill him. It is said that this man looks like a ghost and a snake in the primitive forest. The dwarfs are like meeting snakes and scorpions. They would rather be pierced by long ears and thousands of arrows. The heart beats.

He would rather drown in the river than die in the hands of Hans. His teammates would often sigh: It’s so rare to find such a monster!

Rumor 3: It is said that he has a crush on Feeney...

So at this moment, Fini is faced with two choices in her life. One is to continue to be entangled with Latin, and the other is to throw her to the man Hans after returning to Kurast, and then give birth to (?) a litter of body hair for him.

Fluttering little Hans.

There was no need to think about it at all, and Feini immediately chose to let go without losing her mind.

"Is this the right thing to do?" I gently patted her helplessly hunched head. Then I patted her with my big hand as if I suddenly remembered something, and then looked at Feini who was kneeling on the ground whining and wailing with malicious eyes.

"To prevent you from escaping. Come, take this with you..."

With the crisp sound of the jingle bell, I conjured something from my hand, and laughed evilly. The magic hand stretched out to Feini...

The agreed meeting place was at the entrance of the temple. The three of us arrived late, and Tualatin was already waiting there.

"Jingle Bell--"

"Human, you are late. I hate people who are not punctual." Tualatin looked at me dissatisfied.

"Sorry, something has delayed me." I took a deep breath and looked at the other person apologetically.

"Jingle Bell--"

"Forget it this time, take it. This is something prepared for you."

Seeing me panting as I rushed over, Tualatin's face improved a little.

"What is this? Can you open it and take a look?"

I took a small, delicate wooden box about a foot long from his hand and looked up and down curiously.

"Jingle Bell--"

"no."

Just as I was about to reach out to the lid of the box, Tualatin's expression changed and he quickly stopped me.

"This box can only be opened after you have arrived at the destination and have indeed found no artifact. If you can't stand your curiosity and open it halfway, then this test will be considered a failure. A person who can't even restrain his curiosity

Those who do not come are not worthy to be called warriors."

Seeing Tualatin's stern words, I had no choice but to shrug my shoulders, put down my hand that was about to move, and put the box into the inventory.

"Human, I have heard the sound of bells since just now."

As the clear and melodious sound of "ding bells" sounded like wind chimes, Tualatin finally couldn't help his curiosity, explored his thick and short neck, and looked behind me curiously.

"Oh, you're talking about this."

I smiled slyly and got out of the way, and the brand-new Feini suddenly appeared in front of him. She said it was brand-new, but in fact she just wore a cute green collar around her neck, with a beautiful yellow collar the size of a baby's fist hanging on it.

bell.

But just by adding such a thing, Feini's temperament becomes different. It should be said that it is the finishing touch or something. In short, she looks even more charming now.

"How is it? My masterpiece is worthy of everyone's attention."

I patted the dejected Fini on the shoulder and raised my head proudly. The maid uniform + collar and bell were indeed a perfect combination.

As soon as the words came out, all the people around the temple who looked at Fini with stunning eyes gave me a thumbs up, their eyes clearly saying "gj!!"
To be continued...