Chapter 4094 I exploded!(1/2)
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"Speaking of which, Mr. Wu and Senior Kasha cooperate so well. Is this really the first time they meet?"
In order to divert the hatred between Ben Zina and me, Aika Laiyin had to bring up a new topic. It was a success, but it also raised new questions.
Yes, it's obviously the first time we've met, so what's the deal with this tacit understanding?
Even I fell into deep thought. I acted subconsciously. In reality, there is naturally such a tacit understanding. Especially when we are teasing others, the two of us have a better tacit understanding. Not to mention the look, we can know what the other person wants to do by farting.
But this is an old drunkard who has broken through illusions? Could it be the powerful inertia of reality?
Everyone's contemplation was interrupted by the old drunkard's drunken laughter: "What does this mean that Wu Xiaozi and I are in love? What is the saying? Love at first sight?"
"Ah, don't say any unlucky words, or I'll kill you. We just fell in love at first sight!" I was furious. Is this me a teacher at a key school? I'm afraid he's not a foreign teacher who often appears in the news.
"It's not bad, it's not bad." The old drunkard patted my shoulder carelessly: "Anyway, I agree with Aika Laiyin, you still have something special."
"So what do you think is special about me?" Aika Laiyin said this, and the old drunkard also said this, but I haven't realized it yet.
"Uh..." The two of them fell into deep thought at the same time, and then said in unison.
"Specially...ordinary?"
Then one laughed wildly, and the other covered his mouth and smiled gracefully. I looked sideways and vertically, and saw a female gangster, and the other white and black.
"Ah, yes, yes, let's drink to Kasha and the landlady for falling in love at first sight, meow."
Fini interrupted forcefully at this time, as if she was eager to end the topic. Is it my imagination? Her expression just now seemed a little nervous, especially when Aika Laiyin mentioned the tacit understanding between me and the old drunkard.
It’s very suspicious, this little transvestite has a secret!
I sipped calmly, thinking about finding an opportunity to find out some other time, but the most urgent task was to go deep into the enemy camp and understand the enemy's situation.
"Speaking of which, Aika Laiyin, how did you and Lao...ahem, Senior Kasha meet? I'm a little curious. Your two personalities...seem to be completely different. Can you tell me about it?"
"Of course... because of the common hobby." He is still an old drunkard, and he has become an expert at answering questions. Miss Bailong is not upset that her role was taken away. She raised the cup in her hand, with a slight regret on her face, and said to the old man
The drunkard hit him.
liquor?
I suddenly realized that I was so used to being called an old drunkard that I almost forgot why she loved going to bars so much and why she owed so many IOUs. It was not all because of her love of drinking. This was something she had in common with Miss Bailong.
language.
It's just that one drank until he was impoverished, and the other was so rich that he couldn't drink even a drop of wine.
"So...I have a tentative understanding of Senior Kasha's situation, what about you?"
"Meow?" Seeing me suddenly pointing the finger at her, Feini blinked blankly and innocently, and let out a meow.
"So why are you getting involved with everyone? Aren't you usually busy and just come here to say hello?"
"This...this meow..."
Feini's eyes were a little confused, maybe she was thinking whether she should follow the other person's words and leave to help Oona, whose anger meter was rising, or explain something else.
"Because, this kitten and I are old acquaintances." Another old drunkard said carelessly when Fini was hesitant.
Kitten? It disgusts me.
I disliked the tactic of leaning back and putting distance between myself and the two of them.
"Old acquaintance? I also like to drink. Then why haven't I seen you in the Green Forest Bar before?"
"Because I didn't know the existence of the Green Forest Bar before." The old drunkard had a red face that was half drunk. It was impossible to tell whether he was lying or not. Anyway, he spoke without breathing.
If you don't think about it, it's really happening.
"You are a good drinker, how can you not know the existence of Green Forest Bar?" I was suspicious and didn't miss every flaw.
"Then let me ask you, how many times do you go to the toilet a day?" the old drunkard asked without answering.
"Four or five times are always required."
"Very good. I drink almost three times a day. Just treat it like you go to the toilet. Then let me ask you, do you know the locations of all public toilets in the city?"
"Then... how can we compare?" I looked confused. You must be teaching Gang Jing in school.
"The Green Forest Bar is so famous..."
"Then let me put it another way, do you know which public toilet is the most popular in the city, or the one with the highest usage rate in the city?"
"It's different, I usually go to the toilet at home..."
"I usually drink in the school dormitory. Sometimes I really don't want to go out, so I go to the chemistry laboratory and borrow some."
"..."
"..."
If I lose, no matter I am an old drunkard in reality or an old drunkard in an illusion, I am no match. I will lose completely.
"Okay, I understand." I raised my hands in surrender, and then I attacked Bisi without warning.
"Bis, you three grew up together, right? You should know Fini very well. Do you know about Fini and senior Kasha?"
"This...I..." At the unexpected breakthrough, Bisi, who is not good at lying, suddenly panicked. If Feini and the old drunkard were making jokes at this time, my suspicion would be confirmed.
I looked at the little transvestite and then at the old drunkard. They looked like the old gods were there, not panicking at all. Could it be that I had guessed wrong?
"Sorry...Actually, I'm not very clear either." Bisi talked with you and me for a while, and finally, she bowed her head honestly.
"Weren't we in the same school and grew up together?"
"That's true, but there was a time when Feini..." Bis glanced at Feini, and after getting her nod, she continued: "Fini was a bad guy for a period of time."
Ah this...
Will-o'-the-wisp?
Mohawk transvestite?
Exposed to death at night and become a mistress?
Several template images immediately popped into my mind, and I wanted to laugh, but I managed to hold them back.
"Uh-huh, don't look at me like this." Feini was not ashamed but proud, puffing out her little chest and waving her small arms and hands like Northeastern green onions: "We were also the number one person in the school back then, and we were alone.
One man broke into the enemy group and beat down eight strong men."
What next? Suppose eight of the enemy are defeated and there are still a hundred strong men left. I, a brother, would like to know the subsequent plot!
"I see."
Benzina, who had been listening, raised her hands in the air in a clever manner. I thought that with her reputation as Benzina, she would definitely ask some similar, very Benzina questions.
Finally she said.
"There must be eight cat slaves in the enemy group!"
It's very... girly, I'm impressed, that's not what I want to hear at all, the turbid white elements of Modo Modo... you know?
Forget it, it’s really shameful for Jill, you should leave the group.
Being teased by this group of people, I couldn't find any way to get to the bottom of it. After all, I was the only outsider. They worked together, and even if Bisi was used as a breakthrough point, it would be difficult to find out anything more.
But it doesn't matter, I can almost guess it, from when Miss Bailong mentioned that she and the old drunkard met over drinking.
If these two guys are really the first generation magical girls...
I looked at Feini first. She was recruited most likely because of Bisi. Maybe Aika Laiyin had known her identity for a long time. After many efforts, he used Bisi to trick her.
The process is nothing more than a misfortune. If you don't come to help me, Bisi will be in danger. She will be knocked unconscious, kidnapped, and stripped naked by a demon man with eight-pack abs. It's indescribable.
What’s interesting is that, recalling the previous conversations and expressions, I am quite confident that Bisi didn’t know Fini’s identity as the first-generation witch at the beginning, and Fini’s sudden addition may have shocked Bisi for a whole year.
Feeney is easy to guess, has weaknesses, and is easy to recruit, but she is an old drunkard...
My eyes turned and fell on the back of the red-haired man who kept shouting to himself.
It's hard for the old drunkard. This guy is just a piece of meat. He has no weaknesses and no pursuits. The bond of being both the first-generation witches can't move her at all. If this bond is easy to use and can be used, why does Fini
Why not gather other witches together? This is the key issue, giving Elijah a chance to make a comeback.
So, what can impress the old drunkard and make her join? Aika Laiyin has already given the answer.
liquor!
The old drunkard has no other hobbies but loves to drink. By coincidence, there is a master bartender here who can be on par with my master grilled fish master - Bisi.
The Green Forest Bar's dazzling array of fine wines, coupled with Bisi's craftsmanship, can handle old drunkards, which makes sense.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh.
In reality, Bisi hugged Aika Laiyin's thigh, transformed from a mortal into a noble dragon knight, easily broke through to the realm of the realm, and in a short period of time, reached a height that ordinary adventurers could not reach in a lifetime.
People are envious and jealous.
I never thought that in the Broken Illusion Realm, I would turn into Aika Laiyin hugging Bisi's thigh. She is a witch with high strength and an online IQ (the only one in the organization). And because of her existence, she recruited Feini and the old drunkard.
In other words, except for funny characters like Idiot 9 and Foodie Crystal, Bisi is the core of the entire team. Mastering her is equivalent to mastering the combat power of most evil organizations.
To be continued...