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What's wrong with you, senior brother?

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After I saw the face of the visitor clearly, my cry from the soul could be paired with a song from Wuyang Channel, which is broadcast from Monday to Friday at 7pm in the urban theater. The mother-in-law hires a dump truck to take the heroine's daughter-in-law away from home.

Meter High and Ten Meters Away turned out to be fine, but she lost her memory and was infertile. She fell off a cliff and disappeared. The BGM used when we met the second male lead should have been perfect.

Yes, the figure that flashed out from the corner calmed everyone from the beginning. It was not a petite JK girl like Sarah and the others, but a rather tall, burly, and powerful guy.

After seeing the other party's appearance clearly, with the world's top and fearless fighting power of the witches, as well as the experience of dealing with countless ugly and disgusting monsters, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body. I wanted to wash my eyes with tears and completely forget what I was seeing.

This scene.

Is the eldest brother weird or ugly?

Of course not. As the most handsome male in the alliance, that face is no joke. Even if you put it in the elves, which are famous for their handsomeness and beauty, you can't find anyone more handsome than him. Put it here, even more handsome.

There is no one who can fight.

It stands to reason that even if the witches are not so handsome that their eyes are filled with red hearts, they still won't show a look of panic as if they have encountered a pervert.

The problem lies in the eldest brother's clothes.

Even if he only wears a pair of big pants and goes out on the street, he still has the look of a star on his senior brother, who can kill all the popular idols in an instant.

However, the eldest brother was dressed quite formally.

How formal is it?

I searched all the adjectives in my mind, but couldn't find a suitable one, so I could only describe it like this.

Officially, just based on her clothes, she is an impeccable magical girl.

The thighs are half-covered, revealing a seductive lace plaid skirt, a shiny girly belt, a chest tie that highlights feminine features, cute big lapels, puffy sleeves, and a dazzling array of princess hair hanging on the head.

Decorated, the two ponytail wigs are as high as horns.

How would these girly outfits look if they were put on a burly man who is a whole lot bigger than Mr. Wu, who boasts eight-pack abs and nine strength, and feels uncomfortable without lifting irons for a day?

picture of hell.

Not even the number one coach in the league.

Can you imagine the scene where 40D white stockings, which are supposed to be cute and cute, with a hint of pure temptation, are forced into fishnet stockings by a pair of thick and bulging thighs?

I'm afraid I'll have nightmares for a whole year, right?

However, the senior brother was not satisfied with this and the above dress. He even put a lot of effort into makeup.

That handsome face that should have been extremely handsome was decorated with thick foundation, thick eye shadow, and shiny purple lipstick.

What's more, he even learned how to wear beautiful children. The pair of children's eyes that should be gentle and firm, with the vicissitudes of eyes that make women enchanted. At this time, with gold and silver, he even played with children's designs of different colors.

Certainly!

It can be said that he is too understanding, and even the chuunibyou would be ashamed to see him.

If I hadn't been so familiar with Senior Brother, I wouldn't have dared to recognize him in this outfit. It was too eye-catching and the contrast with the real him was too great.

Senior Brother, what exactly did you go through in Breaking the Illusion, Senior Brother? If you have any grievances, just tell me, even if the other person is the original mermaid, I will give her a good beating and let you vent your anger!

The only thing is, don't fall like this anymore.

I'm really scared when you look like this!

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No, no matter whether it can bring out the illusion or not, I will take a screenshot first.

I was laughing, sad, and eye-catching. For a moment, I couldn't describe my mood very well.

The others were also stunned and stunned by the two-meter-tall [Magical Girl] in front of them. For a moment, no one made a sound, only the cool breeze blowing the leaves past them.

In the end, it was the big... no, it was the perverted man dressed in magic who spoke first.

But before speaking, it seems that in order to make us more aware of his special identity, he also prepared a small debut ceremony.

First, he took out a magic wand from behind his butt.

The delicate wand held in the girl's hand just now was like a toothpick in his hand. Even if he held it with his backhand and picked at his teeth, others would not find it too strange. At most, it would be - oh, this person is so weird.

The toothpick is so long, and it was mysteriously taken out from behind the buttocks.

The toothpick-like slender wand spun restlessly in his hand, like a baton in the hands of a cheerleader. However, he may have been prepared too hastily and failed to hold it firmly. He failed to pick it up and pretended that nothing happened.

Like this, continue to rotate the magic wand forward, up, left, and right.

The appearance of the magical girl that was supposed to be cute was transformed into the appearance of a man using his hands to outline the Pegasus constellation, or a man using

Use your hands to outline the Big Dipper.

It's completely unclear whether he wants to be cute or show off his killer skills.

Finally, the rotating baton... ah, no, it was a magic wand. He threw it up high, then raised it with one hand to catch it steadily, and made a gesture on the side of the golden-eyed boy with the other hand.

With the gold and silver eyes full of the second child's anger widening, the senior brother holding a wand in one hand and scissors in the other said angrily: "MIRARUKU, KIRARUKU, GYOGYOGYOGYO..., I like fish the most, meow~~~ Do you see clearly?

?I am the witch you have been looking for!"

The scene fell into a dead silence again, even the wind blowing seemed to have died at this moment, and the leaves fell limply to the ground.

The little witches, who had never seen such a scene before, were filled with perverted panic from the very beginning. The expressions on their faces had completely turned into despair, with crystal tears in the corners of their eyes, and they staggered back, completely forgetting that they were the strongest in the world.

Those who competed to be the first to cry out.

"I...I...no...don't want it!"

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Um?

Carlos frowned, feeling that something was not quite right.

In fact, from the moment he jumped out and actually met the witch for the first time, he felt that... the style of painting was a bit strange.

In order to prove his identity as a witch, he has watched dozens of related anime during this period. He thinks that he has some insights, not to mention a very good understanding, which directly points to the nature of a witch, at least in terms of words, deeds, and dress.

How many flaws are exposed?

It was a bit difficult to find clothes. I went to more than a dozen custom-made clothing stores and was kicked out as a pervert, but I finally overcame it.

So the question is, what’s going on on the other side?

What happened to that rusty school uniform that he wore when he was studying, which was full of age and had no design aesthetics at all?

These witches... don't seem to care much, and they can't even compare to themselves.

Or are you saying that your thinking is too advanced?

It would have been better if she had asked Angelil more about the witch. Isn't it true that just remembering the spell still doesn't work?

With a deep sigh in his heart, Carlos cheered up. No matter how difficult and humiliating it was, he had no choice but to bite the bullet for the sake of his precious daughter.

Carlos took a big step forward and was about to reiterate his identity to the witches. At this moment, another figure emerged from the same corner, knocking Carlos away and knocking him down. Then he rode on top and waved.

Fist, left punch, right punch, left punch again, right punch again...

Those small fists seemed to be making Teochew beef balls, punching them one after another, showing no emotion.

"Wait...wait, Kajier, you...listen to my explanation...it's not like this...Dad, I'm just...just thinking...don't...don't fight...Dad is wrong...

Dad was really wrong...don't hurt your fist..."

The tall Carlos was being ridden by a figure several times smaller, but he couldn't resist at all and just kept trying to explain.

"Kajiel?"

The twins had an abnormal reaction to this name. They had been retreating with despair on their faces and tears in their eyes. They stopped and stared at the petite figure riding on the perverted magic man. There was doubt in their eyes, and they couldn't help but

I took a few steps forward to get a better look.

Hearing the twins' voices, the petite figure turned around subconsciously.

The three pairs of eyes intertwined and looked at each other in mid-air, then all stiffened.

"It's really you, idiot Jie!"

As if they had discovered some mortal enemy, the twins immediately forgot about the abnormal disturbance and became energetic. They put one hand on their hips and pointed at each other with the other, gritting their teeth.

"You admitted the wrong person, you idiot Lulu admitted it wrong!" Under the aggressive gazes of the twins, Kajier covered her ears and closed her eyes, looking like she was escaping from reality and struggling to cover her ears and steal the bell, desperately shaking her head in denial.

Unexpectedly, her opening her mouth made the two men even more confident: "It's true, there is no one else but idiot Jie who would call us that!"

“Ahhhhhhh, this is not true!

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She threw her head up and shouted in dejection. Without waiting for Gemini to say anything else, Kajier picked up the beaten and dizzy Carlos with one hand and ran away.
To be continued...