Chapter 4077: Mr. Wu: Sacrifice three years of IQ, summoning cards 【Plan】
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"Wait a minute, is there something wrong?"
Elijah tilted his head, confused and confused, cute and cute.
"It seems that the topic has been drifting down the drain like crazy since just now, never getting on the right track."
If I think about it carefully, I can't say it's entirely Eliya's fault. I, a master of derailment due to whim, also have some responsibility.
"Huh? I thought Mr. Wu was deliberately bringing the topic to Jeluka. Don't you have any interest in Jeluka at all?"
Ah... I can't say that I'm not interested, but I still need to know about that dirty maid through your mouth?
I'm not bragging. I know exactly how many hairs she has on her body, something that even she doesn't know.
Based on the above reasons, I said with a straight face: "I'm not interested, at least not until the serious conversation is over."
"This is not Mr. Wu at all."
"Do you really know me? Do you really know what kind of person I am?"
"More or less, how about it, do you want me to analyze it for Mr. Wu?"
"Next time, next time, let's discuss the main topic first, okay?" I sensed something was wrong. If we let the topic continue freely, we might not be able to get back on track until tomorrow.
I am a serious person, because I focus on business matters and maintain an excellent view of the overall situation. I am really not guilty. I am afraid of being thoroughly analyzed by the little mermaid and discovering the true nature of the harem man.
"Well, I'll definitely do it when I have time." Aelia looked a little regretful, but quickly cheered up.
"In short, we have detected the appearance of the ninth witch. She is in this city, maybe very close to us."
"I have a hunch that the other party may even be in the same area as us."
I performed a sixth sense analysis with an expressionless face. Anyway, according to the general script of the two-spined ape, that's what happened. Maybe it's around us, maybe it's you and me.
Everyone can be a witch, or everyone is a witch.
As long as you add such a narration, the idea of the entire script will immediately become incomprehensibly profound. If you add Hamlet's law and give yourself a long and smelly Western pen name, you might be able to get nominated for something else.
The Pheasant Literary Award was wildly touted by a group of literary youths on Xiaobaishu, and it has achieved export to domestic sales.
"Bingo, I think so too." Aria snapped her fingers, wiped the corners of her mouth elegantly with a silk handkerchief, and stopped the Fruit Ninja game because she had eaten all the lemons, and the entire living room was filled with a very sour smell.
, like knocking over a whole box of aged vinegar.
"Then what are you waiting for? My dear old man, act quickly. If you find the Ninth Witch, half of the war will be won."
"Well..." Aelia avoided my burning gaze and looked away, as if she had something to hide.
"How should I put it? Although the other party's existence was detected, at the same time, the other party also noticed our existence..."
"Use the witch radio wave you mentioned?"
"Yes, it's the Witch Radio."
"Then you witches are really good at the radio system...forget it, what's the result?"
"As a result, the other party hid."
"You didn't convey goodwill to the other party through your suspicious witch radio waves?"
I couldn't help but jump up and see what good things you have done. You have developed some useless stuff. Not only did you not find the other party, but you alerted the enemy.
"It's not some suspicious witch radio wave." Elijah couldn't help but retort, if not for other reasons, she had to save some face for the witch detector that cost a full nine figures of money to develop.
Do you want to say that I threw my nine-digit funds into the sea and heard a loud noise? You are so brave. Do you know how many Mr. Wu’s net worth this money can buy?
Ah? Do you know if these money were converted into bills, how many Mr. Wu with nine combat abilities could be crushed to death and crushed?
Young man, you don't understand the power of money at all.
Elijah crossed a pair of beautiful legs, elegantly clasped the ear of the white cup with her index finger, took a sip of the black tea made by Veras, and squinted her eyes. It seemed that only in this way could she maintain the majesty of the ancient nobility.
"We did convey our goodwill, but we have no idea why, under the premise of understanding our righteousness, the other party chose to hide."
Elijah frowned slightly, thinking about various possibilities: "This makes me have to worry, maybe the ninth witch is not completely caring for the world."
No, no, no, most people can't think about anything and want to care about the world. Wouldn't it be nice to live a good life of your own?
"So how do you convey your kindness."
"In short, through suspicious... bah, it's a well-intentioned witch radio wave, tell the other party that we are messengers of justice and have been working hard to maintain world peace. We hope you can join us and contribute the power of witches."
this……
I don’t know why, after listening to Ariya’s words, an Internet fraud method with a sense of the times popped up in my mind.
I, Qin Shihuang, pay money.
Rubbing my temples, I not only started to look at Aelia for the first time, carefully, up and down, inside and outside.
"What's wrong?" The little mermaid looked a little uncomfortable being stared at by me.
"Although it's too late to start doubting now, but..." I couldn't help but confirm with the other party the doubts that could not be suppressed in my heart.
"You...are really not some strange...strange organization that does strange things under the guise of saving the world?"
"It's so rude!" Aelia puffed up her cheeks in a rare puff of anger. Although she was cute, super cute, and the cutest in the world, it didn't help her get rid of the suspicion.
"Mr. Wu, even if you don't believe your own eyes, don't you still believe Sarah and the eyes of the Geminis?"
Ah this... 烌
If you show off Linya, show off Na, I will believe you, but if you take Sara and Gemini as examples...
It's not that I don't love them and don't believe them, but aren't they all innocent and kind-hearted middle and high school girls here who are prone to passion and are easily bound by their so-called missions?
That's it, the pirate ship has already boarded, why are you still discussing this kind of thing? Now I can only believe in the character design of the little mermaid. No matter how I break the illusion, I won't turn the innocent and kind-hearted little mermaid into a funny girl.
Villain, right?
Although Miss Bailong already has this trend.
"I understand, I completely understand. To sum it up, because the suspicious witch radio waves you sent out alerted the enemy and prevented the ninth witch from showing up again, the progress was stuck like this, right?"
"To put it simply, that's what happened. There is progress, but there are also difficulties." Aelia nodded and stopped refuting the word "suspicious".
"But it doesn't matter. I believe that the other party will show up sooner or later. If it doesn't work, there is a crude and brainless last resort."
"What means?"
"Starting from nearby communities and conducting large-scale investigations secretly, we can always pinpoint the ninth witch in the end. However, regardless of the time and manpower consumed in this way, the worst case scenario is that Aika Laiyin may notice it.
We’re getting some clues.”
"It's not a possibility, it's a certainty." With 100% trust in Miss Bailong, I solemnly told the little mermaid that if you do this, with the current huge disadvantage in intelligence, there is a high probability that the other party will intercept you.
"So, Mr. Wu, please help me think of a solution, please." The little mermaid clasped her hands at me, looked at Chen Ken, but secretly winked and acted cutely, obviously not expecting me to really take advantage of my IQ.
But I, Mr. Wu, am really dissatisfied. As Mr. Lu Xun once said, a fool will surely gain something after all his worries.
You, a little mermaid who was beaten to pieces by Miss Bai Long, have no right to despise me.
Well, I am actually qualified, but not very high. My IQ is at most 4,56,780 higher than mine.
"I thought of a stupid way. Since the other party is suspected to be around us and may be in the same community, why not let the witches perform a show near here, stage a drama of justice versus evil, and let the other party know that we are really
The Messenger of Justice is not some suspicious witch fraud organization."
"You are so rude, so rude. It is not a suspicious fraud organization in the first place. You can see the fact at a glance." Hearing the heart-wrenching words, Aelia was so angry that she drank three cups of black tea in a row, and her ears were almost broken.
Crushed.
In fact, if there is a next time, I will definitely suggest Aria to delete all the righteous propaganda content of her suspicious Witch Radio and change it to "Bingtanghuluer~~Bingtanghuluer~~Three yuan a string~~Ten yuan
Three strings~~".
Not to mention the probability of attracting the other party, at the very least, a breakthrough from zero to one was achieved.
There may even be an unexpected reward, such as catching an evil witch with a big ass and a hard cock.
"This is a good idea, wonderful, very wonderful, Mr. Wu, I have changed my mind about you." Aelia's eyes lit up, and with her superior IQ, she quickly thought of more and more deeply.
The enemy can arrange the fragments of the Eight Souls Card. Doesn’t the monster transformed from the fragments of the Eight Souls Card still represent evil? The key is to control the rhythm of the battle, not to cause too much movement, but also to attract the Ninth Witch.
, this is simply not too easy for Sarah and the others, who are now extremely powerful in combat. 烌
As long as the opponent is in this area and is attracted by the battle fluctuations, he will see the classic scene of the two-thorned ape where the righteous witch fights the evil monster, and the righteous heart will breed yearning and admiration.
When the time comes, aren’t you going to throw yourself into the trap in a matter of minutes? For the sake of world peace, you will fight for your whole life, and you will definitely not take advantage of the organization!
The more Aria thought about it, the more she felt that the plan made sense. She wished she could lay it out now, then rope in Sarah and others to direct a scene where the witch fights the monster and justice will prevail.
She took a deep breath, then took another deep breath, and endured a wave of force. This kind of thing could only be carried out in the dead of night anyway.
Stupid ninth witch, there is no way you can escape from the clutches of I, Elia!
Elijah maintained her elegance on the outside, but smiled on the inside like a three-month-old sow squealing...
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Chapter completed!