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I didn't get to see the long-awaited Saint Battle, but instead my dark history was exposed a lot. I even got labeled as a two-spined ape because I went to a maid cafe. I can't understand this.

You said that I am a savior, why do I have to like things like paper figures? Is it because the life-size pillow is not good, or is it that the DS doll is not fragrant?

And Vilas is also going, she is also a two-thorned ape?

It doesn't matter, since I have many labels on my body, I don't care about these one or two. As the saying goes, if you have many skills, you won't be overwhelmed.

Soon it was dinner time, and I grandly introduced the new member of the family, the pornographic maid, to everyone. How grand was it. I personally gave her a bowl of Vilas’s secret old hen soup, which was added with Bundru Yin’s secret recipe.

The spices are made from a mixture of ten kinds of chili peppers. It's time to test the spiciness of a pure British maid.

"Ahem, this is the situation. Because of Elijah's request, Jeluka will temporarily live in our house from today on. Let us welcome her with warm... ahem, warm ginseng chicken soup."

At the dining table, I picked up the chicken soup and moved it forward in a serious manner, as if what I was holding was not chicken soup but red wine, like a business elite attending a high-class banquet.

The brothers and sisters who started a business together were very proud. They stood up one after another, picked up the chicken soup, clinked their glasses one by one... maybe it was more appropriate to clink the bowls, and then drank it all.

I clicked a few times with unfinished thoughts, licked the soup stains at the corner of my mouth, and glanced at the pornographic maid, looking forward to the scene of her eternal life in the fire.

The little maid drank the soup and nothing happened.

On the contrary, it was the little fox who kept staring at my bowl.

"You guy, why is your soup the only one that is red? Are you running a small stove and eating alone?"

The little fox's words made me react. Look at the soup residue remaining at the bottom of the bowl, but it shows a strange, colorful bright red color. Then look at the slutty maid, it's extremely spicy.

The feeling exploded in the mouth.

The deal was exchanged under my nose. This is not a pure British style maid. I am afraid she is not the sexy female dealer who deals offline in Las Vegas.

"Huh? I'm asking you a question!" the little fox said reluctantly. As a pocket-money industrial investor, what she hates most is unfair treatment.

"Laela Rez." I responded, only to find that my mouth was numb, my tongue was a bit big, and my words were leaky, but I still had to try my best to explain and prove my innocence.

"The best is from Li Wei, Lei Ding, Liu Lie, Leng Li, Leng Lei, Lie Chat, Lin Luo, and Loli Langli, who is in the building."

"What Xiaofan means is that I have recently suffered from kidney deficiency and frequent night urination, so I added wolfberry to the soup."

The little ghost on the side helped me translate and explain enthusiastically, with a face of rich experience and practice makes perfect, which made me grit my teeth secretly, who on earth was teaching her some useless unpopular skills!

Because it touched everyone's knowledge blind spot, the atmosphere at the dinner table was silent for a few seconds, and then returned to normal because of the words of the evil dragon Lena.

"I don't understand!" She picked up a large piece of fish and handed the empty rice bowl to Vilas. In such a short time, she had finished a large bowl of rice, and only half of the fish plate was left.

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"That smelly mermaid!" She bit down hard, almost breaking the mermaid. It seemed that she was biting not a fish, but someone.

"That stinking mermaid, you have so many houses, why did you arrange for someone to come to your house?"

Chewing heavily, she did not forget to explain to Jeluka: "I'm not targeting you, I just think that some people are so adventurous that they give things to others that they can solve with just a little finger.

Cause trouble."

"That's so good." I rarely resonated with the little female dragon. I was moved and stood up again, applauding as hard as I could.

"Some people are like this. They know that they can easily solve things, but they still like to cause trouble for others.

Annoying, such a guy is so disgusting."

"Yes! That's right! God punishes the stinking mermaid!" The little female dragon slapped the table and echoed.

"So, when did you show up and why did you come to my house to eat?"

The evil dragon Lena, who was "in a rage", raised her head and looked at me blankly, as if she was stabbed in the back by the comrades behind her at the most intense moment when the charge horn was blown.

Do you think I’m talking about Elijah? I’m talking about you!

You said that with just a young lady and a phone call, you can have a banquet of Manchu and Han Dynasties in half an hour. It’s no problem. Take ten thousand steps back. Isn’t there a grilled fish restaurant to choose from? Take another hundred thousand steps back and go to the hand-caught mutton restaurant at the end of the street.

The store is also open. If I don’t charge you money, you have to come to my house to eat. What’s the point? What’s the difference between you and Ariya?

After complaining viciously and mercilessly in her heart, she saw the evil dragon Reina standing across from her, staggeringly standing up from the dining table, lowering her head, taking out her mobile phone with a half-black face, and dialing a number.

"Hey, Aika Laiyin, give me the land around those three buildings. I want to do some charity work, so I'll build 520 public toilets around those three buildings."

As soon as Evil Dragon Lena put down her cell phone, a bowl of hot soup was placed in front of her. When she looked up, she saw a big, warm and hospitable smiling face.

"From today onwards, I declare that Lena is my family. If anyone dares to question her with any word or expression when she appears here, in my own home, I will... I will run away from home! This is

The key to the house, Reina-sama, please accept it."

Seeing that the little female dragon took the key and drank the soup, still a little angry, I patted the gum again and stood up.

"Actually, there is one sentence that I very much agree with. That guy Elijah is really causing trouble for others. Don't you know? She came here earlier and brought Jeluka. Of course

, I welcome Jeluka, but this guy Ariya, well, I don’t even know what to say about her. She makes a lot of demands, only gives me some trouble, and she keeps eating up all the fruits I have stored up.”

"Oh? It turns out that I have such an image in Mr. Wu's mind."

"Isn't that right?" In order to please the little dragoness, I have done a lot of work, beating my chest and feet, feeling heartbroken, and portraying myself as a cynical poet whose talent was not appreciated.

Then the familiar dialing sound came from the side, as well as the mysteriously familiar and beautiful voice that suddenly appeared just now.

"Hey, yes, buy them all around the three buildings. The premium doesn't matter. Let me think about it, what should I build? What do you think of the garbage incineration treatment plant? Dear Mr. Wu

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I turned my head stiffly and saw Aelia smiling brightly at me.

"Stop, I won't allow you to bully Fanfan like this!" Tia couldn't bear it anymore. She slapped the table with her little hand, stood up angrily, and also made a phone call. In the process, she hesitated and looked at me.

"Fanfan, do you think it's appropriate to be a gas station?"

"Please wait."

The Huang Duanzi maid also stood up, first folded her palms and bowed slightly to everyone.

"Logically speaking, as a resident, I should keep a low profile and be humble as much as possible. In particular, Lord Elia has taken great care of me. I can't express my gratitude enough. But the conversation you just had,

The unrestrained enthusiasm and unlimited creativity have ignited a fire in my heart. I, Jeluka, feel that at this moment, it is going to explode!"

Saying this, the little maid raised her head. Under her bangs, her beautiful purple eyes were shining brightly, burning with a strong desire to win.

Can you please stop using your competitive spirit in useless ways?

He took out his cell phone from his hidden pocket, pressed it inexpertly, dialed the number, and then muttered to himself.

"Jeluka, you can't lose. Even if you are in a foreign country, you must spread the majesty of His Majesty. Your dream starts from here. Buy a sought-after land and build 108 statues of Her Majesty the Queen."

Is Her Majesty the Queen's hometown in Liangshan?

Are you really spreading the majesty of my king? Instead of trying to shame PLAY?!

I opened my mouth wide and looked at the four people who were at war with each other. I suddenly felt so tired, so tired. My shoulders drooped weakly, and I was hunched over, like a rotting corpse wandering in the bloody wasteland. I shouted feebly.

"Vlas."

It has the same effect as shouting Doraemon.

"Well, soybean, bitter melon and pork ribs soup, right? Wait a moment, sir. I'll bring you out right away." The little dog showed a big, gentle and virtuous smile, wiped his hands cleanly on his apron, and turned around to walk to the kitchen.

"No, how many soups have you made?" I was surprised. It was not surprising that I could figure out what I wanted to drink, but figuring it out in advance and preparing it seemed beyond the capabilities of a puppy.

"I told Sister Vilas." Laina, who had always been very quiet, weakly raised her hand.

Oh, it's you, then it's okay.

"Also, brother, I called my sister and asked my sister." Laina continued to tell me in her delicate, soft, ethereal voice that became increasingly powerful.

"Sister asked me to ask you, do you want to build a wedding photography shop or a confinement center? Of course, a textile factory or an orthopedic hospital is not impossible."

I trembled my chapped lips and shouted to Vilas who was still in the kitchen.

"Change to a bigger bowl!"

"Change the bowl!"

"Bring the casserole right out!"

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Chapter completed!