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At this time, the overly ordinary man was squatting on a tree branch with thick leaves. The thick walls of the karaoke hall were completely unable to stop his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

"It's too much."

He reached out and casually stroked his neighbor, a wild cat lying on a branch of a tree. The cat's tongue, which had just licked its balls and anus, licked the new neighbor affectionately, as if it had just appeared.

Met a long-lost relative.

After all, it's normal for Dru Yin to have some affinity for animals.

"It's too much!"

This long-lost relative threw away his hand in disgust, wiped it hard on the leaves, and kept thinking in his mind.

Is it the ugliness of human nature or the corruption of morals? Why did my innocent and pure Elijah become such a cunning person and end up as a referee? Do you think you are playing Samurai Soul?

Ah, to lie, to steal, to rob, to bully an ordinary old man who is more than a thousand years old.

No, I have to refuse this bet no matter what, but I can't refuse it openly. I can't say that I've seen through your affair with Artoria and that we met in the karaoke bar, right?

No, it's not about a mere bet now.

I realized something was a little big.

In order to run out openly and track down the peepers before, he pushed the little fox and Master Wu Emperor out half-heartedly. It was a good move, but he didn't expect to encounter a king bomb head-on.

It turned out to be a combination of a pornographic maid and my king!

I don't know when they came here without anyone noticing, and I don't want to find out. I only know that since my king is here, maybe Sister Sharna is here too.

It is further inferred that the backer behind the Mermaid Group is my king, so the backer behind the Dragon Group may be Sister Sharna.

Behind the seemingly simple confrontation between witch organizations, hidden is the collision of world-class ancient plutocrats. Going deeper, it is actually the friction between two superpowers.

Just thinking about this kind of conjecture can give you a toothache.

Maybe I'm wrong, it's not the little fox and Emperor Wu who should be moisturized, but me.

Before my king and sister Sharna collide with the earth, take Willas, take your sister-in-law, take your childhood sweetheart and your childhood sweetheart sister, take your daughters, and sign up for a tour group, preferably to the North Pole to see the snow.

, wouldn’t it be nice to see penguins, seals, and polar bears?

What does the matter of you witches and your just cause have to do with me, an overly ordinary grasshopper?

Moisturized.

But what about Gemini and Sarah?

They have been involved in the whirlpool. They have fallen too deep and it is impossible to get out. You can't just leave them alone, right?

I scratched my head anxiously, completely forgetting that this might just be an illusion, that all of this might just be an illusion. People are fake, the world is fake, and only the script for effectively treating hypotension is real.

The situation became complicated and complex, and I was hesitant to jump back and forth between letting the matter slide and getting involved to turn the tide.

In short, I am completely hooked.

Seeing that the conversation between my king and Elijah had turned to old-time reminiscing mode, and the content was no longer nutritious, I looked at the wild cat next to me. It also raised its head and looked at me with its round eyes.

I performed a painless sterilization operation on him and left in style.

This magical book on sow postpartum care is indeed worth reading.

When I got home, I washed my hands three times seriously, shook the water, and walked out of the toilet pretending to be constipated. As expected, it did not arouse the suspicion of the twins who had returned home first.

At most, they would just think that I was hiding in the toilet again and playing some weird little punishment game.

"Where's Aunt Lucia?"

Passing by the sofa, the twins asked, as if they were having a daily conversation between father and daughter. However, with their glaring eyes like mine, I still noticed that their expressions were a little unnatural, as if they were looking for something to say and were forced to chat.

"Oh, that guy always hurt me, so I kicked him out."

The twins nodded with understanding.

"That's it. Remember to ask Aunt Lucia to come back for dinner tonight."

No, did you hear what I just said? What exactly did you understand? I didn’t say that the little fox went out shopping on her own, I meant that I kicked her out!

Forget it, let her come back for dinner in the evening. It’s not that I’m soft-hearted, it’s that I can’t win over Gemini. Who makes me control my daughter?

Thinking like this, I collapse every day, open the newspaper, and prepare to relax my mood. My king is coming, sister Sharna is coming, a storm is coming, whether to leave or not to leave, this is a question, I have to think about it carefully, if

It would be nice if Linya was still here.

By the way, I paid some attention to the twins. They looked a little weird. They looked at each other from time to time and whispered to each other, as if they were hesitating about something.

After a while, just when I was about to doze off, the twins suddenly stood up and strode towards me.

"dad!"

The excited tone was a bit higher than usual, which scared me so much that the newspaper slipped from my hand. I quickly sat up straight, folded the newspaper, looked at the two of them curiously, clenched my hands into fists, and looked like I mustered up the courage to do something.

.

"Actually we..."

The two took a deep breath, looked at each other, nodded, and then both looked at me with firm and courageous eyes.

"Actually, our true identities are - magical girls!"

"..."

"..."

The hall was so quiet that one could hear the needle drop, and it continued.

I:"……"

Gemini: "..."

I:"……"

Gemini: "..."

[No, Sirus Ecolu, why don’t you continue to say something? I know you are magical girls, but I have to pretend not to know and pretend to be shocked, so I have to continue your performance. For example, tell me about your recent performance.

Actions, as well as the determination, ideals and mission to become a witch.】

[Dad, please say something quickly. We have told you our biggest secret. Our shame is about to explode. You should give us some reaction. Don’t be silent and we won’t know what to do next.

Why continue?]

Both sides have their own thoughts, making the atmosphere more silent and awkward.

Urgent, very urgent, very urgent, extremely urgent. My daughters suddenly told me that they are magical girls. How should I respond as a father?

I suddenly thought of the all-powerful netizen. I clapped my hands and ignored the fact that Gemini was watching from the side. I picked up the mobile phone placed on the armrest of the sofa and started typing and sending.

In less than ten seconds, the first reply came out. I was shocked. At this speed, do you usually live on the website? And you live next door to my house?

When I saw the familiar ID, I was convinced. It was true that he not only lived next door to my house, but also built a fox den in my house.

Reply: There is no need to ask this kind of question, are you worthy of being a father? Of course, I would answer my daughter, in fact, I am the same, and then we will continue to play happily together.

Ah this...

Let me tell my daughter, in fact, your father and I are also a magical girl?!

By the way, show them how to transform into a wise wolf?

You meow showed up in a hurry, you are just here to cause trouble, right?! Just catch me alone and beat me hard, right?

My first reaction was this, but after taking a closer look, I discovered that this sand wither fox... ahem, sand wither netizens, maybe this is a rare serious reply.

Maybe she thought the Geminis were still young and she wanted to play witch's house with me by saying this?

So I waved my thumb and replied to her reply.

"My daughter is fourteen years old."

On the other side, in the police car...

Lucia danced and played with her mobile phone, making sweet aunty laughs from time to time.

"How long do you plan to stay in my car?" Tamoya sighed helplessly, lamenting that he made careless friends.

"No hurry, no rush, wait until I reply to this Shatuo netizen, hahahaha, he even said that he has two daughters, they are fourteen years old, and they are magical girls. With my many years of online experience, this kind of guy is always

Just by looking at it, you can tell that it is a two-dimensional dead house who has been single for thirty years and is suffering from delusions."

Tamoya looked at her best friend in the rearview mirror and issued a serious warning.

"Take it easy, the Internet is not a lawless place."

"Don't worry, don't worry. I'm just teasing Shatuo netizens. I won't do anything illegal. I'm not stupid."

"The tail is also hidden for me. I don't want to send you directly to the Unnatural Phenomena Research and Countermeasures Institute."

Lucia hurriedly hid the fox tail that was exposed due to her complacency. She was a little unwilling to think about being scolded by Tamoya all the time.

"Don't just blame me, you too. If your tail is discovered one day, you can send yourself there yourself."
To be continued...