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"Bang bang bang——"

There was a clearly audible explosion in the basement, which made me prick up my ears from time to time while pretending to be reading a newspaper, fearing that something bad might happen. Reality is not as good as dreams. When you get hurt, you are really hurt. You can’t fake it and you have to be extremely careful.

Especially considering that the two people will also treat each other, and even attack each other more severely in order to practice their healing skills, you have to pay more attention.

From the beginning only I could hear the movement, but now even ordinary people can detect it.

It can be said that the Magical Girl 2.0 era has officially begun.

From fighting each other with badminton rackets at the beginning, to now holding badminton rackets to BIUBIUBIU each other, they have evolved from martial arts magical girls to magic cannon magical girls. It seems that in just one week, their technical skills have gone from the Stone Age in one go.

Great strides have been made into the age of guns.

A few days ago, the search history for [cold weapon*long stick*long staff] still remained on my computer.

Now, it has all become a viewing history of a movie called Magical Girl [Beep] Ye.

Shockingly exaggerated.

It reminds people of the series of emoticons and memes on the Internet.

Seven steps away, the gun is fast.

Within seven steps, the gun is fast and accurate.

Sir, times have changed.

As an old father who has witnessed every step of their growth, I am inexplicably shocked and want to give some advice to Dog Fantasy.

Your Majesty, the spectacle is bringing harm to the country!

Of course, they are not the only ones who are growing, perhaps the entire environment is also changing.

The number of extraordinary events continues to increase, and it has become a bit overwhelming. Even if I always read the newspaper backwards, the information I get from just tracking them every night is enough to verify this.

Not to mention other extraordinary events, it is Sarah and Gemini’s own exclusive extraordinary event, so the eight soul card secondary card fragments of Lao Zi, from the beginning, not one was encountered all night, but now, it has been a

At least two at night.

This is only the size of one city. Of course, it is not ruled out that this is the main battlefield for the eight soul card fragments. The main card and the secondary card will attract each other. There may be similar settings, but in any case, the increase in events is

Indisputable fact.

The difficulty of the battle has also escalated. From the beginning, they could only play small stone fists with bricks at the construction site, to now, just last night, guess what opponent they encountered?

White lady!

A big white snake as thick as a water tank in the woods on the outskirts!

A few days ago, the three of them were wielding swords and staffs that were like toothpicks and chopsticks compared to the big white snake, and they might not even be able to break the skin.

But the reality is that with a little bit of the twin staffs and a few boosting BUFFs, he used his backhand to lift the staff, and with one shot of BIUBIUBIU, he shot the big white snake rolling all over the ground, leaving its skin and flesh torn. Sarah rushed forward, acting as a shield.

It was also a spear, and he swung his sword majestically from a distance of dozens of meters. The scorching flames reflected the dark sky half red. The sword and sword fire continued endlessly, and finally roasted the big white snake alive.

The noise became louder and louder, and I began to think about whether I should invent something like a seal, and then pretend to be a mysterious old man who fell down while crossing the road, and then he was picked up and given to them.

Fortunately, as Geminis are newbies, the 999-level perception of this kind of knife is not too violent. It is like playing a game for the first time, ah, playing Loli Island, listening to a song for the first time, and searching for Bulgaria’s sexy

The God of Singing, watched wrestling for the first time, and was recommended by a well-intentioned person to Billy's King Contest. Watched football for the first time, found the highlights of the 2002 World Cup. Watched a public service education video for the first time, and heard "

Brother Jie, I don’t want it.” When I gave a roadside speech for the first time, I met an old woman with two guns.

Without being bound by the experience of previous generations, I feel that the world should work this way. Even if I make a fuss, I will keep it in my heart to avoid being laughed at.

As a senior, as someone who has been through this, Sarah often shows a confused expression as if she is being chased by the times, and often stares at the sky in a daze.

Who am I? Where is this? What am I doing?

I'm full! I'm full! I'm too strong! Stop feeding me! Let me slow down!

Not only their strength, but also the combat environment they are in is changing drastically. Leaving aside these three magical girls, I, an ordinary person, can still feel the rolling wave of spiritual energy recovery.

For example, when Veras was cooking, a flash of lightning erupted from the metal pan. Sparks and lightning flashed all the way. She was startled. She thought there was a power leak somewhere, so she hurried out and asked me to help find the fault.

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As a result, the silly couple turned off the electric switch and carefully checked the circuit in the kitchen three times, up and down, and suddenly discovered it.

Willas just used a gas stove!

Let’s talk about my cheap sister-in-law. She is a stay-at-home girl at home. She can only be seen when she is out looking for food or when I am sleeping. One day, I saw her with my own eyes. She floated down the stairs lightly.

It's so floating that your feet don't touch the ground.

The little ghost is real!

She thought no one would notice her if she floated down the stairs... No, it was just out of habit that she floated down the stairs. Maybe she didn't care about being discovered at all, at least she wasn't afraid of being seen by us.

After getting used to it for a while, I believe that soon I will be able to see the ordinary scene of her floating down from the second floor. I just don’t know if this dog fantasy will pay close attention to details, such as... some special things about my sister-in-law.

Clothing hobby.

Suck it~~Hey (*/ω＼*)

As for Lilith, she is still at home after classes are suspended. She is one step ahead of the little ghost and has already mastered flying. As a vampire, this is normal.

Lilith, who flies in the night, is the second person in the family to discover the secret of the twins. However, she is not a stalker like me. She only has a preliminary understanding and does not intend to go deeper. She has no intention of imitating her sisters to maintain world peace. She just

She is a small, shy and humble vampire girl who has her own unique way of becoming stronger. The life of killing is too difficult for her.

Let’s take a look at our dear Princess Sanwu. She was not at home and went to school, but this did not hinder my observation. After I found her manually rubbing ice to cool down the rows of graphics cards in the rented apartment, I left silently.

Time is running out, waiting for the jasmine flowers to bloom on the rooftop.

I don’t know what changes will happen to Linya who has been missing for a long time. Maybe she has changed, maybe she has not changed, but I sincerely hope that if she changes, it is best to become a rooftop sniper type.

Linya's cheap sister, who has a family and never returns home, and her second childhood sweetheart, Lena, to be honest, I can't see through it.

These days, I have renewed my contract with Lal Tiaozi several times. Every time the fight in the Internet cafe is over, the Taoyuan food stalls are done with their rhetoric, and when night falls, the wolves are out, arming each other, and they are about to go find some manly fun.

, Lena and her black limousine always arrived as scheduled and picked me up [on the way].

Everyone is here to comment, is this considered a supernatural power? If so, how should it be named.

About the fact that I gained the superpower to 100% catch my childhood sweetheart who is married and has four daughters?

The evil dragon Lena came, and Willas treated her with delicious food and drinks. Once she filled her stomach with food, she burped, and spit out a half-meter-high "flame" from her mouth.

The amazing thing is that I have no self-consciousness, just like the careless person in reality.

Tia came, bringing a bottle of her favorite daughter's red. After getting drunk, she danced a passionate desert-style dance for everyone. It was obviously a solo dance, but there were vaguely three-color elves lingering around to add to the fun, and her face changed and her eyes changed.

, jumping, the pupils turned into red and blue.

Very strange.

The little fox was very interesting. As we were chatting, the fox’s tail was accidentally exposed. She was not in a hurry and directly sold me a good adult toy. This innocent little fox was entering business mode.

Finally, her face can be infinitely thick.

The topic has gone too far, let’s go back to the Geminis. Although there is a rhythm of everyone mutating around them, from my observation, the Geminis are the first to show abnormalities, with the strongest strength, the deepest foundation, and the greatest fighting ability.

There are a lot of other people, not only compared to the girls who are mutated one after another around them, but also other extraordinary people, in the city, out of the city, domestic, and foreign. I took the time to compare them, and I haven’t found anyone better than them yet.

The three performances are more exaggerated.

Although the identity of a magical girl seems a bit childish in the era of serious spiritual energy recovery, like a child playing house, her combat power cannot be underestimated. If this world were an animation, then this animation should be based on

The theme is magical girls, in other words, they are the protagonists of this world, the real children of destiny.

Uh uh uh……

Although I don’t know whether I should complain or not, I think this is Elijah’s coming-of-age ceremony. Isn’t this dog fantasy a bit... off topic?

Respect the protagonist!

Then there is the second question. In the past few days, even though my EQ is low and my IQ is insufficient, I have vaguely felt a clue, or atmosphere.

The twin princesses exuded an atmosphere of being hesitant to speak.

Obviously, they were looking for an opportunity to reveal their identities as witches to their father. Firstly, it would facilitate their future actions, and secondly...it might not mean that they were acting coquettishly and offering treasures to their father.

Stop it, shouldn't such a girl's secret be revealed to those who can help her more, for example, a strong teammate who can fight side by side? If you step back ten thousand steps, at least you should be able to sponsor a new set of clothes for every action.

The rich lady with a camera recording the whole process!

What's the point of revealing this to an old father who is obsessed with eating and waiting to die?!

Apart from asking for leave and suspending classes for you, apart from providing you with food and accommodation, what else can I do?!

Look at Sarah, has she ever had the slightest intention of revealing her secret to Lal?

No! I know it just by looking at Lal Tiaozi looking poor, happy and silly every day!

He didn't even know that his daughter's latest results fell out of the top 20 for her age!

Sarah was so anxious that she cut out a dragon-shaped flame last night!

I know his daughter better than he does!

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Chapter completed!