Chapter 4000: Dreamland's First Soft Rice King Competition(1/2)
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"No, I'm telling you, Brother Wu, when you just arrived, you sounded the battle horn and everyone laughed at you. Isn't it a bit too much?"
"That's what I say, but it's also a fact. When it comes to eating soft food, I, Wu Fan, have never been weaker than others in my life."
"Brother, don't talk too much."
"I not only eat my wife's food, I also eat my childhood sweetheart's food."
Gotelaer (slightly shaken).
"Not only did I eat my childhood sweetheart, but I also didn't let go of my childhood sweetheart's sister."
Gotelaer (his expression changed).
"Besides, I also eat my sister-in-law's."
Gotelaer (shocked).
"From now on, I have to continue to eat from my daughter."
"I also have a daughter."
Speaking of his daughter, Lal couldn't bear it anymore: "You saw it yesterday, the cutest one in the world, my daughter!"
"I have four."
"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"
"One is a little angel."
"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"
"One is a little devil."
"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"
"And a pair of twins."
"My daughter...by the way, what kind of game are you playing?" Lal asked, pointing to the screen.
"Oh, here's the dark one."
"I remember, I played it before, it's quite an old game."
"Since we are all destined to meet each other, why not connect online?"
"Let's go, let's go."
"I choose the Paladin."
"Me too."
"Then we choose barbarians."
"I chose Druid."
"Brothers, come with me!"
"Oh no, brothers, I was fucked to death by a tough-skinned rat."
"Me too, I'm surrounded by the fallen demons!"
"Where is this place? It's so dark. Why are a bunch of archers shooting at me?"
"It's too easy to die. I remember that you can learn skills. Let's click on a few skills first."
"I learn to sacrifice."
"What a coincidence, I also sacrificed everything."
"I want to dominate everything."
"I also want to control everything."
"Then I... will specialize in summoning crows."
"It's not as good as being equally skilled in everything. It seems that everyone knows how to play. Okay, now that we have learned all the skills, our strength has become several times stronger. Let's move on!"
"Oh, I'm dead."
"Oh, I'm dead too."
"Why do you feel weaker?"
"No, you should think of it this way. The enemy has become stronger. This game is super soul-based. It is best for us to attract the enemies one by one, such as the blood eagle in front, and then everyone will swarm up and beat them to death with sticks."
"The good news is that I spent all the money to buy a scroll to return to the city, so that everyone doesn't have to run away frequently."
"By the way, what kind of weapons are everyone using?"
"I think I brought it with me from the beginning."
"Me too."
"What a coincidence, so am I."
"It seems everyone is the same."
"This game is so difficult. I even reached the monastery and didn't even drop a single good weapon."
"I just dropped a bunch of blue equipment, brothers, let's identify them."
"Eagle's Magic Pearl? It's a good thing. Although everyone can't use it, it can be sold for a good price. Can you tell what its attributes are?"
"How much can it be sold for +1 mana?"
"..."
"Okay, we finally have to meet the BOSS."
"My invisible broken handaxe is thirsty for more."
"My sacrifice level has reached level ten. One strike can determine victory or defeat, as well as life and death!"
"I have full level 2 control and have mastered eighteen martial arts. I am invincible, brothers."
"There's no rush. Let my five crows take the vanguard first. I'll release a level four fire storm at the back. Very good. The flames circled behind the enemy perfectly. Everyone, charge!"
"The BOSS has been surrounded by us."
"The BOSS has killed us all."
"This poisonous nova is a bit interesting."
"Guys, I'm going to buy some bottles of antidote."
"Guys, I'm going to buy two poison resistance rings."
"Guys, I learned the Holy Light Bullet to increase health for everyone."
After a chaotic operation, everyone reconciled with Andariel.
The five people deepened their friendship during the war.
Simply a win-win.
"Hey~~~ It's such a fun and exciting battle."
Gott took off his headset and, as if entering sage mode, looked up to the sky and let out a sigh.
"I haven't played with my Paladin for more than ten years, but its majesty is still the same as before." Lal showed the lonely sigh of a master.
"I really want to learn to jump and chop." Doug Goff said with a hint of unfinished expression.
"I can only say that Crow is no longer suitable for this version. Firestorm yyds. If you have the chance, you must specialize in destroying heaven and earth. Just by listening to the name, you can tell that that is the skill of a real man."
After the five people expressed their thoughts, they looked at each other and smiled, feeling like they were brothers.
"Speaking of..." Gott took out another bunch of bananas, distributed them to everyone one by one, and then started a new topic without permission.
"Actually, besides causing trouble for everyone in the bureau, I came to the Internet cafe this time for another more important reason."
"I think...shouldn't the first reason also be important?"
"Today, I brought one of my subordinates to report. He was the newly appointed director of the police station, and then... I was shocked." Gaut said while chewing a banana with an expressionless face.
"It's that kind of... I don't know if you have ever experienced the feeling of standing next to a super majestic beauty and feeling that she is the leader and you are just a follower. Ah, she should be in my position.
...No, she should be my leader, so I can't help but have this idea."
"Don't be discouraged, brother Gott. Maybe the beautiful police officer gave you too strong a feeling. In fact, if you think about it carefully, every subordinate you meet will feel that maybe they can do their job.
Is the location and job more suitable?”
"It seems...that's what happened." Gott thought about it for a while, and when he came back to his senses, it made sense.
"That's right, it's something you get used to. Just like me, I often feel, ah, such a well-behaved and lovely daughter, am I worthy of being a father? Not worthy, or should I say, any father in the world is not worthy.
My precious daughter is not worthy of me, but she has gradually become accustomed to the role of a father amidst such painful self-questioning."
"Brother Lal, I didn't expect that you would have a similar experience. You are really a good brother of mine." Gott cried. I just met a good brother. He is so gentle.
To be continued...