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The third thousand seven hundred and ninety-fourth chapter falls into a box(1/2)

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"Speaking of which..."

Through careful observation, I finally discovered a shocking secret.

"It seems that our new dwarf teammate has not played any role?!"

Yes, from the moment I debuted, apart from calling me a silly boy, I have been extremely quiet and have been sitting in the corner, like a doll...

No, it's just a doll.

Although it fits the setting of a dying person who can be taken away at any time, but as an important supporting role, you should also have a role, right? The ability of the bad-mouthed enemy is already his only ability. You must show your role and give this character some value and depth.

Bar?

"It's not because Mr. Monkey cheated." Faced with my question, the little puppet said boldly.

"Why are you blaming me again?"

"Because the enemy was eliminated by Mr. Monkey as soon as it appeared, and Mr. Dwarf had no chance to show off."

That seems to make sense. Wait, can you blame me? The enemy is too weak!

I can't say this in front of Princess Loli. Maybe she won't be able to lose face and will just show off the light god. Then it won't be Mr. Dwarf but me who will lead the dog.

"How about...I'll let Mr. Dwarf show off later?" Because of my own fault, my teammates lost their role, and I felt a little guilty.

"This is necessary, Mr. Dwarf, do you hear me? It's finally your turn to appear." Seeing my interest, the little puppet Longyan was delighted and patted Mr. Dwarf on the shoulder, and the other party nodded silently.

Maybe it’s because I don’t have the energy to speak anymore, maybe... Such a setting.

The enemy came as soon as I asked, but I kept my promise and didn't take action, allowing the villain to survive for more than three seconds for the first time.

Mr. Dwarf lived up to expectations and stared angrily. The two prosthetic legs under his feet kicked off the ground and popped out. His dying body seemed to have come back to life, exuding an eye-catching aura.

Oh oh oh, is it finally time to start? Let me see, your bad mouth skills are probably not inferior to those of the little dolls.

After all, they all have the same owner.

"You stupid enemies who are worse than monkeys. With me, Joe the Whitebeard, here, I will never allow you to harm Princess Athena even a hair. You must die!"

That heroic and fearless body shot straight towards the thousands of enemy troops in front of it. Rather than saying that one man was blocking the way, it was more like the wind rustling and the water was cold, revealing a tragic and solemn attitude of looking forward to death.

After all, it is a dying setting.

However, at the moment when we were about to come into contact with the enemy, the dwarf Mr. Joff, who we thought was dead, sank into the sand like a stone without any warning and disappeared.

"???"

"Okay, Mr. Dwarf has done his best. It's your turn, Mr. Monkey."

"???"

Just like this? Just like this? Just like this?

I don't even know where to complain, so I can only wave my hand to kill the enemy first.

The dwarf Joff emerged from the sand and spat out the sand in his mouth. When he saw the corpses of the enemies on the ground, he put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly, as if he had just experienced a big battle and defeated the enemy.

Three thousand, exuding a heroic spirit that reaches the sky, and no one else can be heroic.

"This... is Qiao Fu's setting?" My thoughts gradually dried up, and my words gradually dried up.

"Yes, if Mr. Dwarf hadn't restrained the enemy, Mr. Monkey would never have won so easily. That's the setting." The little puppet continued to brag.

"Okay, okay." In short, as long as you are happy, it's best to laugh until you wake up, then nothing will happen.

However, I have something to say, I can’t say it, but I feel that the little doll is completely insulting the skill of bad mouth. Are those words of Qiaofu just considered bad mouth?

I'm afraid you didn't learn this way of making milky sounds and smelling bad mouth from stupid third-rate pure romance dramas, right?

"That's why I said you are Mr. Monkey, vulgar and violent. What Athena wants to write is elegant, how can you use those obscene words?"

"In this case, don't choose the bad-mouth skill setting from the beginning."

"But..." The little doll hesitated for a moment, secretly glanced at the dwarf Joff who was sitting in the corner again and entered standby mode, and lowered his voice.

"But, if even the bad-mouthed skill is deleted, wouldn't Mr. Dwarf become useless? This would be too pitiful."

"..."

What she said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

Okay, let's put style aside for now. There's another thing I'm quite concerned about just now.

"Dwarf Joff...he was scolding me just now, right? He scolded me, right?!"

I don’t want to admit that I am a monkey, but I have no choice but to take the little doll one by one. Not to mention that I am used to hearing her screams, so what I mean is, was our new little friend just cursing in a roundabout way?

The enemy with a bad mouth is weak and powerless, but the one with the bad mouth can kill him with one arrow in the heart?

"How can this be called scolding? I call it praise, praise!" The dwarf Joff, who had been stunned for a long time, finally spoke.

"What do you praise me for?"

"Praise that you are smarter and more powerful than your enemies!"

"No, I don't feel like I'm bragging."

"Would you like to think about it more carefully?"

"I remember you meant [you stupid enemies who are worse than monkeys], right?"

"Yes, if you understand this sentence in reverse, doesn't it mean that these stupid enemies are completely inferior to you, Mr. Monkey?"

"Is that what you mean?" I looked at the little doll, a little confused.

"I think so." The little doll hesitated again and again and nodded heavily.

"Okay, let's forget about it then. Next time you want to praise me, don't beat around the bush. It's your teammates, so praise boldly and feel free to praise me."

I was a little relieved, but I couldn't be completely relieved. I always felt that something was wrong, and I couldn't explain it. I could only scratch my head and laugh it off.

"It's this expression. It feels like Mr. Monkey is becoming more and more similar to Uncle Barbarian." The little doll gave me a thumbs up and praised me.

"Oh, which one is the most similar?"

"..." For some reason, the little doll was silent for a moment, hid behind Princess Loli, and did not answer this question.

"Speaking of which." I think we must talk about business.

"It's been several days since we came out, right."

"Well..." The little doll disappeared, and Princess Loli, who was pushed to the front desk, could only pick up the guests herself, and responded in a soft voice with a strong nasal cavity.

"According to what you said yesterday, we can reach the depths of the desert tomorrow."

"Um……"

"When you find the ancient tomb, it's time to expose the devil's true identity, break up the relationship, turn love into hatred, and fight to the death."

"Break up? Love or hate?" Princess Loli tilted her head slightly, and I have to say it was really cute.

"Forgot? Setting?"

"Oh...oh oh."

She seemed to finally remember it. To be honest, I started to feel a little sorry for the prince.

"Then here's the question." I clapped my hands and explained the pros and cons.

"If the Four Heavenly Kings don't appear, I'm afraid they won't have the chance to appear again."

"But..." The little doll continued to hang up. Princess Loli was shy and at a loss as she answered cautiously, as if I was torturing her villain.

"But the Four Heavenly Kings have already appeared."

"???"

When exactly?!

Could it be that a new plot is unfolding, and the Four Heavenly Kings have quietly lurked in the tent, right next to us, and are about to have a unique werewolf showdown?

"It's among the group of enemies just now."

"..."

It turns out that I was thinking too much.

In addition, after all, the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings, the Manticore Queen, still had a line, but the other four Heavenly Kings were killed like cannon fodder. Isn't it a bit inappropriate?

"I...I can't help it. I also want to see a wonderful showdown, but...but you are the one who killed them casually." Princess Loli felt a little aggrieved, blaming me for being too buggy.

Well...it seems to be my fault?

Sensing Princess Loli's grievance, the little doll also stood up: "Athena, I have already said that it is time to arrange Mr. Monkey, otherwise you will not be able to write this biography."

Wait, give me another chance, give me another chance! The duel with the devil, I guarantee that the first three minutes will be 50-50, forced back and forth, a textbook-style battle of wits (suitable for reading for 0-3-year-old babies)

Brave, let them read a few more lines!

"By the way, where are the teammates? The rest of the teammates!" In order to avoid being killed by the plot, I forcibly changed the topic.
To be continued...
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