Chapter 3754: The Miserable Conference, Professional Capture
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I went back to the place where we all live. Maybe I have to thank the evil dragon Lena for not killing me, allowing me to face Uncle Hardy's face with a smile all day long, and it seemed like I had endured the frost-like weather in June.
With such a contradictory and weird expression on his face, I would rather go back and go directly to the Seven Giants to get over it.
That guy definitely hates me to the core. Comparing his feelings, if Xiao Heitan and the others bring back a wild man one day, my face will probably be even weirder. If it were Ka Jie'er, I'm afraid there will be double...
It's twice as weird as if the ancient god resurrected, but his sanity value was not enough, and he died suddenly.
Then again, this guy was really beaten badly by Walter. In my impression, not to mention the life-and-death fight with the enemy, the battle practice can be so miserable, it was the special training of the junior sister. Looking back now,
The solid feeling of punching to the flesh is still fresh in my memory, which makes me miss it very much.
With my current strong recovery ability, when I returned to my residence, the injuries on my body were still not completely healed. My face looked like a clown, with bruises and bruises. The left cheek was swollen compared to the right, and the right shoulder was shorter than the left shoulder.
Hey... Hey, what kind of injury can lead to such an appearance? The person is already disabled!
This is because Lilith insisted on helping me. The injuries on her body were caused by her father. Maybe she felt guilty and guilty about this. In order to satisfy Lilith's little wish for redemption, I could only give in and put on this awkward look.
Posture, who makes the difference in height too much?
What is this called, the deep love between master and disciple!
But to be honest, regardless of issues such as face, I suggest that it would be better for Lilith to just carry me back, as the relationship would be more in place.
If after carrying it back and placing it on the stone bed, I coughed up blood and left a note, struggled to write the word "tile" with trembling fingers and then died on the spot, the script would have been more suspenseful and compact. I resolutely raised my umbrella to my father to avenge my teacher...
Awesome knight girl, tut tut tut.
Just kidding, but at this moment, I have to prepare another script. This is no joke.
With my appearance like this, if I don't have a reasonable explanation, I will definitely be laughed at by those heartless guys. If nothing else happens, the old horse will open the market again, betting on how many punches I receive, and I will get some insiders who cannot be named.
The evil dragons Leina and Benzina took the commission together and blocked my path to making a fortune by cracking down on illegal gambling.
So, what’s a good reason to find?
For example, as a savior, I want to debut as an idol recently, so I practice hard wrestling as my cuteness?
It seems to work!
Just as I was silently weaving alternative plan B, I was supported by Lilith and had already returned.
What's going on? Quietly, I'm the only one who came back first. Others are still practicing?
I, the one who got beaten the worst, turned out to be the most lazy person?
It was not that there was no one inside, but everyone was there, but none of them said anything, as if they were boxers sitting in the corner of the ring in a black and white style.
Frustration was written all over his face.
"What's wrong with everyone?" I motioned to Lilith to help me sit down on the chair. Opposite me was Lao Ma. He raised his head, revealing a miserable face, with one eye big and one small, and his nose seemed a little crooked.
"Hahaha!!!"
"Hahaha!!!"
We pointed at each other's faces and laughed.
Then he lowered his head indifferently, and another frustrated boxer was added to the crowd.
"It feels...something's wrong." The senior brother showed a rare expression of confusion, as if he was a little doubtful about life.
"The gap between here and heaven is too big."
As a high-end business traveler who has been to heaven and hell, Carlos feels that the copy of Dragon Paradise is still too difficult. It can’t be done without cutting it. It’s not that you can’t endure the hardship of cultivation, but the impact is too great and makes people feel
There is a deep despair that even the Holy Light cannot save.
"It's normal. After all, there is no difference between ordinary dragon paradise and advanced dragon paradise."
I hinted that there are classes in heaven, and some people are trying to fish, and I seriously suspected that the fifth master was forced to come down because he lost the guessing game, and took over all the hard and dirty work.
"I've never been to what heaven is like. I just think... maybe I shouldn't have come. The challenges here are not suitable for me at all." Lao Ma covered his face and collapsed. He learned from his mouth that their afternoon training turned out to be
How to get close to a sleeping old dragon - within a range of 10,000 meters.
Just the lingering power of the dragon exhaled from the nostrils has already turned the old horse into a tracker on the Volga River. The bruises on his face are not caused by the battle, but because he was forced to approach and couldn't bear the pressure of the dragon and fell again and again.
It fell out on the ground.
Well, the excuse I was looking for to throw myself on the ground has been registered first, and it is worthy of the name and justified.
It was rare to see Lao Ma so depressed. I was just trying to comfort him with something, when suddenly he changed the topic.
"But seeing how miserable Boss Hansriken and the others are, I think it's nothing."
The captain of the fast food restaurant team who was lying on the gun looked confused, scratched his head, and also told his own suffering experience. He was probably inspired by Lao Ma. As they talked, they suddenly thought about it and even showed a happy smile.
road.
"Seeing that even the senior gorilla is training so hard, we have nothing to complain about. We should be content just to be here."
"Huh, me?" Gorilla Gort, who was eating a banana to replenish energy, fell into deep thought with half a banana in his mouth.
Then he spoke in a consultative tone.
"Um...can you call me Gott-senpai, Gorilla-senpai or something...it feels a bit awkward."
"This kind of thing is not important no matter what." I interjected.
"I think it's quite important..." The method that could easily be deceived in the past, probably because of suffering, the brain started to spin, and was actually caught by Gorilla Gott.
So I silently made an ice mirror and placed it in front of Gott.
Looking at the reflection in the ice mirror, with half a banana in his hand, half a banana stuffed in his mouth, and a long hairy (bearded) face, Gorilla Gort fell into deep thought again for some reason.
Then he suddenly clapped his hands and happily accepted the term "Senior Gorilla".
He is so honest and honest that even I want to cry for this guy.
"Actually, it's nothing. I was often beaten like this by Lina when I was at home. It's just that the psychological impact was a bit severe. [In front of the giant dragon, I am no different from a baby orangutan.] This feeling is so weak that even I can't see it."
If I don’t go down, it’ll be quite uncomfortable to be honest.”
Everyone fell silent.
First of all, this guy has many tricks up his sleeve, and he is so miserable at home.
Secondly, he seems to have completely accepted the setting of the orangutan and even made some self-improvement.
"But don't be angry when I say this. Seeing that you are in such a mess, Seattle, you suddenly feel that this setback is nothing."
Speaking of which, there seemed to be some grievances between the second senior brother and the Gaut couple in the past. Although it was in the past tense and had been reconciled long ago, as expected, seeing the second senior brother suffering at this time, Gaut would still subconsciously take pleasure in the suffering.
"Tsk, even our league's top player is like this, who are we?" The second senior brother had a big heart, picked his nose, and kicked the ball back to my feet nonchalantly.
Eh...Eh?
It turns out to be a competition? Then who should I compete with?
In other words, am I the worst?
I had a dull look on my face, a little unable to accept such a setting. Also dull were Shashik and Turakov, who felt an inexplicable pain of having their scenes robbed.
"Come, drink tea."
"Ah...oh, thank you." I subconsciously took the tea cup and took a sip. Under the influence of the fragrance of tea between my lips and teeth, my mood gradually relaxed.
No, wait!
"Why are you here!" I jumped up from the chair and pointed at the girl in front of me and exclaimed.
"You're making too much fuss, but I've been here all along." The Red and White Princess, who was wearing an unseemly red and white armpit-baring witch costume, glanced up at me with a rude look, and discussed the tea issue with Princess Sanwu again.
Princess Sanwu, you are here too!!!
"Boss Fan, you are so rude, isn't Lord Lingmeng always here?"
"Yes, yes, there should be a limit to the dimness of old eyesight."
"Junior Brother Wu, could it be that you have been too tired during this period?"
"With this look, I think he could just be laid to rest."
Everyone said something to me, as if there really was something wrong with my eyes.
"Have you seen little Jasmine?"
"Hey, little Jasmine? Where are you? Listen to what you say...I'll go!"
"..."
Well, it seems not.
In other words, it must be the Red and White Princess who used some suspicious means to sneak in and make everyone mistakenly think that she has been with us all the time. This must be the case.
I believed in my own judgment more and more and nodded. At this time, my sleeve was gently pulled.
The Red and White Princess held a piece of memory crystal in her hand and handed it over, opening it, and a series of still pictures passed before her eyes.
The first picture is that we have just boarded Aikalay's ship, behind the mast, a corner of the big red bow is exposed.
The second picture is of an old horse suffering from pain and becoming a ball. In the passing shadow, a slender figure is blocked, only half of the wide white sleeves are exposed.
In the third picture, when everyone first arrived at Dragon Paradise, everyone was looking around curiously. Upon closer inspection, it seemed that there was half an extra calf, and the owner of the leg was completely blocked by the crowd.
The fourth picture is the Dragon Paradise at dusk. There are a group of giant dragons flying in the sky, flying past the Jianfeng Mountains. If you look carefully, you will find that there is a needle in the group of giant dragons that are only the size of fists in the picture.
A black dot the size of a hole. Zoom in and zoom out again. It turns out that this black dot is actually the red and white princess riding a broom.
The fifth picture...
The sixth picture...
I:"……"
Is this the dark version of everyone looking for trouble? In order to prove that I followed him all the way because of my eyesight problem, this guy worked hard enough.
There are even more mysterious ones, such as this last one.
When I was hit hard by Walter's punch, the Red and White Princess took a selfie at a mysterious angle, making a V sign with a professional witch smile on her face, and my face was close to Walter's fist.
The moment of contact and friendship transformed was captured perfectly.
I'm afraid this product doesn't use the Beautiful Legs brand memory crystal pro30, right?
Chapter completed!