Chapter 3705 [Body] Language
To make sure everything is safe, I can accept this little gift from the Spider Demon God. I wonder if it means that I can go to the border now?
The girls have just come back. I still want to spend more time with my family, and you, Akala, come here early in the morning and complain, being in the way, being in the way.
"You have to go, dear Wu, you have to go now." Akara not only came here to be a light bulb, but also wanted to separate me and the girls. It is really unreasonable. Do you think I am still the handyman elder from before, the one who is at your mercy?
An errand boy? Let me tell you, I am now the savior, the eighth devil, the leader of the devil’s army, and the ruler of the Holy See Mountain!
"Okay, I'll go now." Patting my butt, I stood up and prepared to leave immediately.
"Wait." Akara stopped me again.
"You will accept the gift from the Spider Demon God later. When you are about to arrive home, don't be too busy to come back and say hello to me."
"You mean...the clan leaders?" I twirled my fingers.
"That's right."
"But didn't you go too far just now? If they see a large group of monsters joining the Holy See Mountain, they might be able to think of something else."
"It doesn't matter. The most important thing is you. As long as they see that you have the ability to restrain and command these monsters, they will naturally return to normal."
Oh, emotionally, you also think they are not in a normal state of mind right now. You can scare the leader of the clan into confusion and make you think wildly. Boss Akara, you are really a talent.
"Isn't it just right? I explained to them that you, the savior, have a lot of things to do. You are busy with important things and are away from the Holy See. You just have such a reason to return. There is no need to find other excuses."
"Okay, let's do whatever you say. The question is what happens after we come back? How should I deal with these clan leaders?"
"You can deal with it however you want."
"This...you have too much confidence in me. I only know how to fight and kill. I am not good at socializing like this. What's more, the other party is a group of old foxes. Can you give me some advice?"
"It's not that I don't want to teach you, it's that I don't know what to do. I'll have to see the reaction of the clan leaders before I can adapt to the situation." Akara narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "I believe you are the only one who is a ghost."
"Besides, you don't have to worry too much. As long as you show the magnanimity you deserve to lead an army of millions of monsters, no matter what you do or say wrong in the future, you will become a unique and unique figure in the eyes of these people.
Style.”
"..."
It seems to make sense. As long as my image is tall enough, even if I hide in my room and play games every day, fans will still think of it as "Do you know how hard Oppa Wu works? This is starting from scratch."
Entering the eSports circle and dominating the King Zone, killing chicken forty times”?
But, are you sure those clan leaders don’t know what kind of virtue I am? Any old man in Rogge’s camp can probably talk about embarrassing things about the savior for a whole day and a night, wouldn’t they know?
Oh, now that they know everything, what do I have to worry about?
From another perspective, Akara's words proved to be very reasonable. I felt extremely complicated and reluctantly said goodbye to the girls and embarked on the journey of giving small gift bags.
Having said that, Hell Mountain is connected to the border of the Abyss. It only takes a short time to go there. Even if you have to drag a bunch of monsters back, it probably won't take many days, so I still want to go to the library and give Ellugate a kiss.
I was hugged and bid farewell, but the little fox with a look of disgust and arrogance ruthlessly drove me out of the house.
Fortunately, I got some love food from Veras. Speaking of which, when did she prepare it for me? It’s wrong to say that she prepares it all the time. It’s still warm, so it’s obviously freshly made.
Miraculous puppy senses radio waves?
In my mind, I imagined a puppy that could sense in advance that its owner was about to go out, hanging its shoes and waiting at the entrance. I was so cute.
"Brother Wu." Linya suddenly chased me out. Did she come to say goodbye? Sure enough, there are still people in this family who love me.
"Remember not to leave through the front door, it will be bad if someone sees you." She waved at the door and gave her a playful smile.
I'm tired and I feel like I can't love anymore.
Hell Mountain is an interesting place. The continuous mountains are like a wide road. As long as you move along the continuous mountains without leaving the range of the mountains, you will either reach the center of Hell or head towards the border. You will not get lost. I mean
It’s not that I get lost easily, this place is very friendly to me, but as a guide with maximal road-finding skills, I want to make some small contribution to the children who want to visit hell. Jiang Zi.
The process of going to the border went smoothly. I first went to the Land of Bones to see if the skeleton dragon was still healthy, if he had caught a cold due to the change of seasons, if he was tired from work, if he was eating well, and if he was sleeping soundly.
After fully fulfilling his responsibility as a leader who cares for his subordinates, he returned to the border.
Relying on the speed of Saint Yue Xian Wolf, the scenery under his feet swished backwards, gradually elongated like noodles, and even time seemed to have slowed down a lot.
Before long, the inconspicuous hazy fog of the Original Sin Barrier was like a huge thick white wall connecting the sky and the earth, dividing the world.
I didn't see the monster army I expected. Just when I was wondering if I had been tricked by the spider demon, several monster figures suddenly appeared sneakily not far away.
The leader is a demon goblin. This evil little thing is very good at teleportation. The long-range flame flying hammer is like a peashooter, and the close-range hellfire sprays even six relatives. It is very difficult to deal with as an enemy. It is the adventure of Harrogath.
A more troublesome monster.
The strange and ugly looking demon in front of me, just like the old witch in the phone call story, exuding the aura of the peak of the world's power, is very talented in being a bitch. After realizing that I was coming, she crawled over here using both hands.
, looks like an extra-large southern cockroach from a distance.
It's the aura of a slave, Erwuzi has a competitor.
"Ah ah ah, extremely powerful, extremely majestic, extremely evil, extremely cruel, extremely vicious, extremely terrifying, extremely..."
"Let's get to the point." I disgustedly kicked away the demon and goblin that was trying to crawl under my feet.
"Yes... yes, I have been ordered by the Spider Demon God to come here to swear allegiance to the Eighth Demon King." It should be said that the demon fairies are indeed a race with higher IQs among the monsters in hell, and they immediately understood me.
character, concise and to the point.
Although he still looks so humble and flattering, when he speaks, he wants to put his face to the ground.
"Just you guys?" I pointed behind it. It was quite impressive, but the total was less than two digits. Could it be that the Spider Demon God is just a fool? Is the promised small gift really that small? I thought.
Will you give me goose feathers if you play thousands of miles away?
"Of course not, of course not, the power is boundless, lawless and evil, omnipotent and invincible..."
"Make it more concise." Where did the Spider Demon find this funny thing? Maybe there was a girl in her head who was searching and reciting it without pausing for breath.
"Yes, Lord Demon King, this is actually the case. The large army is still behind, and only a few small ones are coming."
That's it, that's right. Let me just say it, the Spider Demon God can't be so stingy. Look at it, it even gave me its own leg, so why does it still care about a few soldiers?
If it were me, I wouldn't even be willing to give away my leg hair.
"Then hurry up and call them all over."
"This..." The demon goblin was in a dilemma for a moment.
"has a problem?"
"O Demon King with unparalleled wisdom and courage and boundless power, without your permission, we humble servants will never be able to cross this terrible barrier."
Oh, I remembered, there seems to be such a setting that I have to ask to take in these monsters, so that they can escape the shackles of the Sea of Original Sin and cross the barrier to the hell world.
Also, did this guy just recite it in one breath while I was not paying attention? How persistent are you in using idioms?
To show off his unparalleled wisdom and bravery...are you really mocking me?
Maybe the Spider Demon God gave it to me because he thought this guy was too noisy.
"You mean, you want me to cross the barrier and bring them here?"
"Please forgive me... Lord Demon King. It seems... this is the only way. The little one can temporarily pass through the barrier, and it all relies on the power of Lord Spider Demon God."
Seeing that the devil was trying to flatter me again, I glared at it and it finally stopped.
"It's okay, just lead the way."
"One more thing...can you please show me Lord Demon King's token of Lord Spider Demon God?"
Tsk, it’s really troublesome. Fortunately, when the little fox kicked me out, he also stuffed the spider legs over. I casually took out one and handed it over. Then I saw the devil and goblin also carefully and respectfully took out a spider leg and held it on it.
With his palms raised high, the two spider legs that are getting closer and closer dim and light up, reflecting each other, like long-lost firefly brothers.
I:"???"
Let me ask a biological question: How many legs can a spider have at most? How long does it take for the legs to grow back after they are removed?
Are all demon-god-level experts so formidable? Should I also follow the trend and learn a lesson from the times?
I imagined that in the future, several young men would kneel in front of me and ask them to do something. After thinking about it, I needed some tokens. I remained calm and didn't care. I just pulled off one of my legs as usual and looked at the two men with blood.
Wuzai Pia swung it over and let them behave like chickens.
Just as he was complaining in his mind, the spider leg in the demon goblin's hand suddenly made a bang sound and disappeared into a burst of smoke under the special light and shadow effects of the 1986 edition of Journey to the West.
I:"!!!"
After being stunned for a while, I finally came to a close conclusion.
The Spider Demon... appears to be a sinister, cunning, double-dealing, and cunning bad guy. In fact, he may have a young and funny heart hidden deep inside.
"Confirmation completed." The demon elf breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly explained for fear that I would be unhappy: "How can the Lord Demon King's unique... shocking... majestic... vast and powerful aura be fake? It's just that this is the Spider Demon God.
Your Majesty has repeatedly told me that everything must be done in a systematic way, and this step cannot be omitted..."
Surprised! Frieza queued up to buy pizza!
Chapter completed!