Chapter 3542 Crystal: I am super popular second
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The arrival of the Five Colored Idiots made me deeply experience the original Internet proverb xx, friendship depends on xx. These five little guys showed their profound ability to commit suicide as soon as they appeared on the scene, which inspired me and the evil dragon Lena to frequently team up for doubles.
It seems that the fusion between me and this little female dragon's true dragon knight will have to rely on the five-color idiot to achieve it.
The five-color idiots criticized me quite a bit, saying that since the evil dragon Lena got to know me, she has become more violent, causing them to suffer even more. This must be my fault.
These five little guys obviously didn't realize that it wasn't the Evil Dragon Lena who became violent, but the person who beat them up on daily basis changed from the Evil Dragon Lena to me and the Evil Dragon Lena, and we had double happiness...
Oh no, it’s double pain, which will naturally bring more suffering.
Huh? What's going on? Why did I suddenly say good things to the evil dragon Lena? Could it be that it really worked? It works so quickly!
After returning home with five more little tails, Aikalay insisted on her promise and went to cook. Vilas wanted to help but was pushed out of the kitchen. Considering that there were five more big eaters, Aikalay called
Bisi, prepare to make us a delicious dragon knight set meal.
Bisi's cooking skills are impeccable, only slightly inferior to that of Veras. Aikalay has really broken my impression. It's not that the cooking is unpalatable, it tastes quite good. It's better than what I cooked when I first met her.
It's more delicious, but in my opinion, Aikalay should be omnipotent and there is nothing he can't learn. Now, after learning from Bisi for so long, he has only reached the level of ordinary deliciousness, which can be said to be quite
surprises me.
It seems that Miss Bailong also has something she is not good at.
The five-color idiots lived up to their expectations and combined with the crystal, they easily cleaned up the dinner. However, because of this, the evil dragon Rena, who had not had time to eat, took advantage of it and beat her up again. What a shame!
Guys, why do they blame me again? Are they bullying the weak and afraid of the strong? Sure enough, they still don’t deserve sympathy.
Since then, there have been five cheerful idiots in the streets and alleys of Demon King Village, playing and eating everywhere, treating this place as a paradise for dragons. Fortunately, perhaps because the idiots have sharper intuitions, they are more measured.
He was very good at handling things, and he kept getting into minor troubles, which directly caused the files on Beiya's desk to be one-third thicker, but he never had major troubles.
Not long after, the identity of the five-color idiots was also spread. The circle of Demon King Village is so big that it is impossible to hide it even if you want. After knowing these five idiots, everyone had different reactions.
The common people lamented that since they came to Demon King Village, the legendary mysterious dragon has been running all over the ground, and the four-winged strongman who has disappeared for a hundred thousand years has reappeared. There is nothing to be surprised about anymore.
Adventurers, you have to be careful. Maybe the third pair of dragon knights in Demon King Village will appear? The three dragon girls in front have higher requirements. If they like them, the other party will not be happy.
Senior brother, they look down on those who dream of becoming dragon knights.
Now, these five idiots in front of me... ahem, they are dragon boys and girls, they seem to be easier to deceive... ahem, they seem to be easier to get along with?
As a result, various secrets of dragon training that have been lost for many years are once again presented in the Demon King's Village. It is said that the most popular one is the secret of synchronizing body and mind. The secret is to eat, live and play with each other.
Don't even think about eating and living together, if you want to play together... Well, mom, if you saw a group of little kids playing on the streets of Demon King Village recently, there was a bearded and white-haired man with a vicissitude of life...
Don't feel weird about the suspicious uncle who forces himself to smile like an innocent fool.
In fact, I also have a set of combined dances that have endless uses. I wonder if you are interested?
In short, due to the arrival of the five-color idiots, there is a trend of dragon knights in the Demon King's army, which directly or indirectly causes the entire Demon King's army to drop its IQ by more than half. It looks, I mean, at least it looks like half a kindergarten army.
Fortunately, the population of Demon King Village is not large, and many of them are relatives of adventurers. Otherwise, I think the alliance would have the biggest crisis of trust in history.
Can these funny guys who are playing hide-and-seek and throwing sandbags with little kids save the world?
During the day, it was still a regular outing training program. In the form of the Saint Moon Wolf, I stared at the crystal for a long time, lost in thought.
"Mom has been looking at the crystal. Do you think the crystal is getting cuter and cuter? No, that's for sure. It's much cuter than the stupid ice cube Cirno."
Being stared at by me like this, this stupid and cute foodie didn't feel self-conscious at all, but instead became pretty.
Crystal has been very melancholy recently, all because of the arrival of her deadly rival, the Five Colored Idiots. The five super idiots of the dragon clan, the Shame of the Dragon, actually want to compete with the smart Lord Crystal. Five of them
Even tied up, they are no match.
However, he is so entangled, and the most annoying thing is that he has to compete with Crystal for food. Recently, Crystal has been considering whether to temporarily put aside his long-cherished wish and join forces with the idiot Ice Cube to fight against the enemy. At least for now, it seems that the idiot Ice Cube is not.
I don't plan to get close to that five-headed stupid dragon.
Crystal, who had such a small calculation, thought he was modest and friendly and added: "Of course, the stupid ice cube is okay, just a little bit dumber than the smart Crystal."
Obviously, Cirno wouldn't appreciate it and started fighting with Crystal.
Getting back to the subject, I pressed a water tank on Crystal's head and asked her to stand still.
"I suddenly thought of a question that has been ignored."
"Me, me, me! No matter what the problem is, crystal can help mom find the answer!" A vat of dragon crystal immediately raised its hand and waved it.
"You are obviously a dragon too, right?" I looked at my stupid daughter with a look of pity.
"Of course, Crystal is the rarest and most powerful... No, it's the second most powerful Crystal Dragon, that's right!" After being glared at by the evil dragon Rena with pointed ears not far away, Crystal shrank her neck and changed her words.
"Since you are also a giant dragon..." I thought of the grand scene in the Holy See Mountain now. The soaring young children's style could scare the Seven Giants into retardation.
"Why is no one looking for you and wanting to form a dragon knight partner with you?"
"Mom, Mom, Cirno knows that Cirno knows, because the idiot Crystal is too stupid and can't understand human speech at all, so he is disliked by everyone!"
Before Crystal could speak, Cirno was jumping up and down at the side, so happy that Crystal glared at her, but she didn't dare to move due to my order.
Soon, this idiot daughter also had a frog ice sculpture on her head and evolved into a frog ice fairy.
"Who said that, someone came looking for Crystal!" After pointing at Cirno and laughing, Crystal retorted without forgetting.
"Oh? Who is it?"
"Yes...yes...it's the owner of Vilas!" Crystal was a little panicked and couldn't speak at all.
"I don't remember ever teaching you to lie."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
, shed tears of regret.
"Although no one except Mom would agree to Crystal, why, why would no one come to Crystal? Obviously Crystal is also a giant dragon, and those five-color fools are obviously very popular. Why would the more intelligent Crystal disappear?
People want it, but Crystal won’t accept it!”
Seeing Crystal crying and falling into the state of a prodigal dog, even I couldn't bear to ask further questions and turned around to leave.
"That's probably because of... Mr. Wu Fan's relationship." Aikalay explained.
"My relationship? It's impossible, doesn't everyone know that I already have a partner?"
"I don't think it's because of that, like...feeling too stressed?"
"Too much pressure? Do you feel pressure to partner with an idiot like Crystal? In a sense, maybe so."
"Your Excellency Wu Fan still made a mistake. He was not facing Crystal, but facing us on the premise that he and Crystal would become dragon knight partners."
"us?"
"Yes, Your Excellency Wu Fan will not deny that Crystal is a member of the family, right?"
"I just have to agree with it."
"If you and Crystal become dragon knight partners, then you can be considered half of the family. Am I right?"
"There is a subtle and complicated feeling like a son-in-law coming to your door."
"Yes, according to mainland China, a son-in-law comes to visit. If the family is too outstanding, wouldn't being a son-in-law feel a lot of pressure?"
"I can understand what you say, but your partner doesn't have to be a man, right? What about a woman?"
"With Vilas's virtuousness, Sarah's beauty, Linya's figure, Tia's vitality, Lucia's charm, and Alto's majesty, I think as a woman who wants to join this family, she may face greater pressure than [son-in-law]
More than ten times."
"Yeah, I deeply agree." I nodded vigorously. There is no doubt that girls are excellent. Although I will not look down on anyone, if it is an ordinary woman, there is no advantage that can support self-confidence.
When spending time with these girls day and night, you will naturally feel ashamed of yourself.
"Even if it's me, I'm under a lot of pressure. Can Sir Wu Fan feel it?" With no one paying attention, a trace of charm flowed out of Aikalay's gentle and elegant face, and she took my hand,
Press it on her attractive chest.
I:"……"
Aikalay: "..."
"I'm sorry..." For some reason, Aikalay showed an unnatural look of shame, took the initiative to let go of his hand, and apologized while looking at my chest.
Don't apologize!!!
I wanted to cry but had no tears. I wanted to take my hand back and said to Miss Bai Long fiercely: Big or small doesn’t matter at all, I just like you!
Feeling that something big would happen if I did this, I wisely gave up.
"What are you two talking about?" The evil dragon Leina came up to her in a sneaky manner, followed by Ben Zina, vaguely looking like she wanted to cause trouble.
"We are discussing, if we can choose a dragon knight partner again, which one is better, you or Crystal." I coughed a few times and explained seriously.
"You guys want to fight?" As expected, the evil dragon Leina was furious, waving her fists in a roar, ready to pounce, but soon she put down her fists in frustration.
"Forget it, it's a foul, I won't argue with you."
It seems that in the form of the Holy Moon Wolf, this violent little female dragon has never been violent, and the same is true for Ben Zina.
"Crystal, get over here, I have something to tell you!" She shouted, unable to do anything to me, the evil dragon Reina decisively diverted her anger and went towards Crystal with her teeth and claws.
"Uh... is it really that difficult to shake your fist at me like this?" I turned my head and looked at Aikalay in confusion.
She looked at me quietly for a few seconds, pressed her chin a little harder, and gave a reason similar to that of the evil dragon Lena.
Chapter completed!