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"Thousand Days Celebration?"

It had only been a few days since she had gone out for experience, and she hadn't even had time to taste the feeling of returning to the life of an adventurer. The little girl Beya began to toss restlessly again.

"Yes, the Thousand-Day Celebration of the establishment of the Demon King Village." The short-breasted little elf princess put her hands on her hips and nodded naturally.

"Idiot Wu suffers death!"

Stupid, I knew you could read minds!

"Juliet, idiot Wu is here!"

"Hey, I caught His Highness, hehe." The confused knight responded and hugged me from behind.

Behind me was Juliette, who was coming close to me. In front of me was Beiya, who was walking up with an iron-fingered tiger and a sinister smile. I deeply understood what it means to bear a heavy burden and endure the heat.

"Everyone is back too." A few minutes later, I said with a bruise and a swollen face.

"After all, we have already notified you in advance. Except for [that person], everyone is back, ahem."

The person Beiya was talking about was naturally referring to Sister Sharna. Sister Sharna and Artoria were the most powerful queens, but they took the opposite path. At the same time, they were equally gifted and talented women.

, even if there has never been a sense of competition between each other, they will still be compared and compared by others.

As a die-hard fan of Artoria, Beja is naturally very wary of the "imaginary enemy" of my king that outsiders call her. She treats the opponent as an opponent without permission, and then she is extremely afraid of it. After all, the Iceberg Queen's

The nickname doesn't come for nothing.

This kind of seeking trouble can be said to be very good at adding drama to oneself.

"I remember there were celebrations on the first anniversary, and also on the second anniversary. Just plan the next three anniversary celebrations honestly. Why do you want to add a thousand-day celebration?"

"Wouldn't it be better to have more celebrations and more joy?" the usually naive little girl asked back, which left me speechless.

"Is today exactly a thousand days? Including the time it took to establish the Demon King Village, it has been more than three years, and there is only more than a year left." Thinking of the five years of protection time given by Lucifer to protect novices, I became worried.

"Today is a good day. Don't think about such unhappy things at this time." The person behind him patted his shoulder hard, and when he turned around, it was Lal with a hearty smile on his face.

Behind him, the Doug Goff brothers, the Lao Ma trio, the Hanbag KFC team, etc., each familiar figure made me overjoyed, and once again understood the meaning of Beja's sentence "Everyone is back"

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"Why are you here too?"

"Why, are you surprised? Didn't I tell you last time that we are going to the Holy See Mountain and join the Demon King's Army?" Hans wiped his nose proudly, his bright red afro particularly conspicuous.

"I'm telling you... are you in such a hurry? It doesn't matter if we come back two or three years later."

I'm helpless and really don't want them to join at this time. With their strength just after entering the third world, they can only be regarded as the weakest pink newcomers in the Demon King's army. In the war two years later, they will also be the easiest.

High-level cannon fodder in danger.

Thirdly, the decision made by Akara is a secret among secrets. Except for Linya Lena, I have not told the other girls, so naturally I have no way to tell them.

"Hahaha, it's too late. We have already submitted the application to Lord Raphael, and it will be approved in all likelihood. When you returned to Rogge Camp some time ago, we came to the Demon King under Lord Raphael's arrangement.

The village has experienced a cultivation dream, good guy, there is such a good thing, everyone can't wait."

"Brother Hansriken, you take a step first, and we will come later. It won't be long before we can break through to the third world." The trio of Laer Santiaozi and Lao Ma patted their chests enthusiastically.

, it seems that tomorrow I will be able to break through the pseudo-realm, defeat Baal's clone, and become a third world adventurer.

Facing the people with shining eyes, I could only smile bitterly.

"But that's not what I'm here for today. The most important thing is the celebration, the celebration, right."

"Ha...I'm not as interested as you are."

"What are you talking about, you big devil of celebrations? When is it not your house that everyone gets together and makes a fuss, do you still need to be modest?" Lal pressed my neck, with a tacit and majestic smile on his face.

First of all, I am not a festival demon, so please make sure not to spread this nickname to everyone.

Secondly, please carefully recall the identity of your father-in-law, and don’t act like you are a good friend and should not be seen outside.

Finally, please apologize to Vilas and others who are always busy preparing for the party.

"Speaking of which, we are not only spectators this time, but also participants. You should not forget this kind of thing." I complained helplessly, and Rickenhams also started the real drama. Every time we meet, he will

The real drama being performed.

"Ah, of course, this is an agreement related to the dignity of our ancestors."

In an instant, a strong smell of gunpowder erupted between the two friends who had been harmonious just now. One was holding a spoon, the other was grabbing a shovel, and the flames ignited between them with a bang, performing a scene common in hot-blooded dramas.

"That's right, it's about who is the Rogge camp... no, it's the king of fast food restaurants in the entire alliance! Come on, let's fight to the death!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Even if we don't fight to the death, hasn't it been decided a long time ago? Of course our family is the king of fast food restaurants?"

"What are you talking about? Why don't you look in the mirror and see how miserable you are in premature aging? Isn't it because you ate too much of the weird rotten food you cooked at home?"

"You should take a look in the mirror and reflect on your afro. Could your ridiculous burger be made casually based on your hairstyle? It's disgusting to look at.

Stomach, the fast food restaurant industry has no place for such casual guys."

Seeing the two of them pressing their foreheads against each other like a bullfight, sparks almost bursting out of their eyes. Although I thought it was useless, I still offered some friendly advice to prevent them from going too far.

"Wait a minute, brother Wu, please stop interfering and let us solve it ourselves."

"That's right, although I have to admit that in terms of cooking skills, Veras is indeed the best, and neither of us can compare with it, but the existence of a fast food restaurant is not just about delicious food. Besides delicious food, the most important thing is

Speed ​​must be worthy of the word "fast"."

"..." Although I don't know why Willas was suddenly involved again, as a fan of Puppy's cooking, I have to clear up Willas's name.

"With Vilas, I can prepare more than fifty kinds of dry food and snacks for half a year of training in just one day."

"Wha... what?" The two people, who were still fighting spirited just a moment ago, after hearing my words, immediately spread out on the ground like frost hitting eggplants, and assumed an otz posture.

Lost.

"Look at you, you are really worthless." A tall and burly figure appeared in front of Rickenhans, who was kneeling on the ground.

"Your ideals can be easily frustrated. It seems that this celebration is a stage for me, Gorilla Goth, alone."

Behind him was dragging a four-wheel cart filled with bananas, and his body was also covered with bunches of bananas, making his already tall figure look several times bigger. Gott, the banana star, appeared on the stage!

I forgot, this guy also came to the Holy See Mountain not long ago. I put on a face-covering gesture that I couldn't bear to see. Today's Holy See Hill is already a mess of demons, and sooner or later the pill will be taken.

"In this celebration, I, Gorilla Knight, will perform a hundred different ways to eat bananas!"

"Oh." I passed by expressionlessly and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute, shouldn't you be shocked and blurt out [There are a hundred ways to eat bananas? Impossible! No matter how you think about it, there are only twenty-seven ways, I don't believe it!] shouldn't you be so shocked? Even if it's a lie to me.

Okay, please, aren’t we good brothers?”

Gao Te held me tightly and burst into tears without saying a word.

"Oh, ah, wow, I'm so surprised. There are a hundred ways to eat bananas. This is impossible, I don't believe it." I shouted loudly with no fluctuation in my tone and expression on my face.

By the way, what are the twenty-seven kinds, you bastard!

"Hmph, that's a good question. Now let me perform it for you one by one." Feeling that the topic was finally on the right track, Gott regained his previous composure, snorted coldly, and after searching with his fingers, ten bananas appeared.

In his hands.

"Look, let me show you some..." He took a deep breath, thinking that he had created an atmosphere of tension and curiosity. Suddenly, Gott suddenly opened his eyes and ate a banana while explaining.

"For example...eating in big mouthfuls, eating in small mouths, eating in large mouthfuls, eating in small mouths, eating half a banana in one bite, eating one banana in one bite, eating two bananas in one bite, eating two bananas in one bite, peeling off the skin

Eat it, eat it with the banana peel, you see, this is already ten ways!"

Ah ah ah, I understand, I understand completely, this guy only participated in the celebration just to eat bananas as much as he wanted.

Everyone watched Gaut's performance indifferently, and then gradually dispersed.

"Wait! Don't go! This is just a basic way to eat, and I will show you the advanced way next!" Gaote, whose mouth was full of bananas, burst into tears again.

Everyone, we can’t get enough of bananas!

So boring, slip away, slip away.

After not walking far, the corner of his clothes was gently tugged like a small animal.

When I looked back, it was Arius.

"Teacher, I'm bored."

Why do you want to come here to scold me?

"Aleus, I mean, the teacher is very boring." Seeing that there was a misunderstanding, Aleus hurriedly explained, but because of the four-character power word, the misunderstanding became deeper. She took a deep breath and decided to cut through the mess quickly.

"What a mess!" The little fu girl suddenly shouted inexplicably.

"That's why I'm asking you what you want to do!"

"You are a good guy!"

"Guna!"

Finally, after biting her tongue three times, she covered her mouth with tears in her eyes, and finally explained clearly that she saw that I was bored and came over to give me some fun.
To be continued...