Chapter 3494 Come on, Master Ball!(1/2)
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In short, I put sadness aside in advance. As long as Lena doesn't say something like "You are a good person but I always treat you as my brother", I can bear any kind of sadness silently.
No, it seems that Lena has always regarded me as a brother?!
No, no, no, don’t worry about the details. In short, business matters are important. Although this matter seems to be quite important, it is better to say that it is a hundred times more important than retaining the double tail!
Seeing the double tail making a "excuse me, goodbye" gesture, I quickly grabbed...its tail.
Well, when did the second tail grow? It was obviously not there when I first saw it. Could it be that it was hidden in its buttocks to hide the fact that it has two tails? The question is why should it be hidden?
Could it be that saying that a cat has two tails is just like a man having two...well, two big sausages? Is it a shameful and unspeakable secret? If that's the case, why do they call it two tails? Isn't this an obvious reveal of one's physiology?
Flaws? It's like naming yourself Xin Wuneng.
"I said, can you stop grabbing other people's tails and showing a thoughtful expression at the same time? And I always feel that there is a message of malicious speculation in your eyes."
At the same time as the double-tailed voice sounded, the cane in its hand also tapped the back of my hand gently or hard. I let go subconsciously, and the cat's tail slithered away flexibly.
"You misunderstood, I wasn't thinking about being rude." I was afraid that Double Tails might misunderstand something. I was even afraid that this guy would have rules similar to those of the fox tribe, and that pulling his tail would mean something special. I am a cat-controller, but I
A suspicious two-legged cat wearing a tuxedo looks like the Cat Baron.
"I was just wondering, why do you have two tails?"
"This question is already rude enough, but it doesn't matter if you answer it. I'm born with it, so I can only say this." Twin Tails stroked the cat's beard and said nonchalantly.
"Why are you the only one born with it? I don't seem to have seen any other cats with two tails." My curiosity exploded, comparable to ten curious babies.
"Just like your IQ, it's also unique. It's the only one in the world. I've never seen anyone else with your IQ. The truth is the same."
"Excellent, excellent, do you really think so? It turns out that I always thought that I was a unique existence, and it wasn't because I had excessive consciousness?"
"No, you didn't understand what I was saying at all..." Shuangwei showed a tired expression.
"Actually, I understand. You don't have to say anything. Come on, sign this contract. From now on, you will be a magic...magic ragdoll cat."
"What the hell is a ragdoll cat?"
"The noble among cats!" I gave a thumbs up.
"That's not what I want to ask...forget it." Shuangwei's tired expression became more and more serious, and the elegant posture that always held his head up and chest out became slumped.
"Join our Demon King Army and get favorable treatment!" I decided to learn from the ancients and lure them for profit.
"Why don't I see any special treatment for those Demon King troops?"
Tsk, I made a mistake. I forgot that this cat also stayed in the Holy See Hill for a long time.
"Why not? Look at this!" I took out the remaining dog tags.
"It does nothing for me, but what else?"
"Does a good working environment count? You see, the hell world is full of monsters, opportunities and wealth. Here you can show your talents, realize your ambitions, and reach the top of your life."
"Don't forget, I am also a member of the monsters. The fortune and fortune in your eyes."
I:"……"
"Then what do you want? What are your requirements? Tell me, as long as it's not too much, I will help you achieve it, as long as you are willing to stay." It feels like the twin tails have probably lived longer than old man Galen, so it's not easy to fool him.
I could only endure the pain and cut the flesh, and spoke openly.
"Well...my request is not simple." The pair of amber vertical pupils of the twin tails showed a sharp look.
After a pause, until the atmosphere became heavy and depressing, it spoke softly.
"Book."
"Huh? What did you say?"
"Books, I want a lot of books."
"Is this a simple request?"
"Don't make it sound so simple." The two tails shook their cat paws and looked at me with disdain.
"You think it's easy because you are standing on the shoulders of giants. The predecessors have written too many excellent books, so you can squander it. Think about it, without the efforts of the predecessors, you would have to be the one to save me."
Can you write the large number of books required?"
"Yes." Shuangwei raised his arms with a rare expression of excitement: "Knowledge is the greatest wealth, but you are lying on the endless wealth, but you don't know how to cherish it, and you even regard other people's thirst for knowledge as fools.
Act of real fool!"
"No, I didn't say that knowledge is not valuable." Seeing the look of a fanatical believer in the two tails, I remembered that its setting is a cat monster that yearns for civilization.
Okay, I lost, but I want to solemnly state one thing. Assuming no previous efforts, there are a large number of on-site books that can be given to Double Tails. It is not difficult to meet its requirements, and it is not difficult anyway.
Tell me what type of books you want, right?
Don’t forget, we have a prolific player in our family. So far, the Duke of Beasts series has published more than a hundred books. If that’s not enough, there is also Aleus outside our family, who can be regarded as semi-prolific. As long as he can
Provide her with enough inspiration, eh.
"No problem, no problem. Just meet your request. Isn't it easy to read books? Books, take them."
"It sounds like you have it on you." The double-tailed eyes were even more contemptuous, as if to say, I can tell at a glance that you are an ignorant guy, you definitely don't have a book with you, and you want to fool me.
Are you being presumptuous? I don’t have a book with me? I’m just afraid that I’ll frighten you to death if I take it out!
"Forget it, we can't expect you, who is worthy of being a student of Gallon, to be as unreliable as Gallon, although it is a different form of unreliability."
"What do you mean?"
"Gallon is unreliable for his sperm, and you are stupid and unreliable."
I:"……"
Is it necessary? Just think about the truth in your heart. Is it necessary to say it to hurt others? Can we still be good friends?
"I've received enough compensation from Beja, so don't work around."
"Beya?" I glanced at the elf princess who was still immersed in the desk in surprise.
"Why, what's so surprising? Are you looking down on the royal library of our elves?"
Just like a shy student who is eager to show off and is finally called by the teacher, the little girl immediately raised her head and gave me a slightly threatening grin, showing her unintimidating single tiger teeth, with an amazing expression.
No, I have been to the Royal Library of the Elf Tribe. I remember that the pornographic maid used to pretend to be a literary girl there. Of course, she did love reading and was knowledgeable and talented. Only in this aspect was she better than her younger sister. It’s just that her choice of books seems to have become a little strange over the years. I even suspect that she has more Beast Dukes in her collection than I do. This is disturbing. I wonder if the Elf Royal Library is already full of Beast Dukes. The smell of heather.
Getting back to the subject, I looked at Beiya curiously: "I know that there are many books in the Royal Library, more and richer than the library of our alliance. What I doubt is that you, a little girl, actually carries a few books with you. Isn't it that you don't keep them all the time? Do you love learning?”
"Who doesn't love studying, you bastard!" Beiya was angry. She felt that she wanted to stand up and go around the desk to hit me. It was too slow, so she jumped up from the chair, crossed the desk, and a flying star exploded in the air. The Qi Current Slash is fierce and arrogant.
"Brother, Beja's grades have always been good." Even Lena, who always liked to defend me, couldn't stand it anymore and explained softly.
"That's what I say, but don't you think this girl looks clumsy and doesn't like to study? No wonder I misunderstood you." I pointed at Beiya, who has blond hair, a single ponytail, a luoli body shape, and an arrogant look. Jiao, the combination of these attributes is clearly a model of a poor student, who can at best draw a few notebooks.
"Who is stupid? Who doesn't love learning anymore? My Highness has read a hundred times, a thousand times more books than you!"
"Um...if you are busy, I'll leave first?" Shuangwei felt that he had become a redundant existence and planned to run away.
"Master Shuangwei, haven't we yet reached an agreement on arranging arrangements for your tribe?" Lena tugged at the corner of my clothes and quickly tried to persuade me to stay.
"A tribesman?" I let go of Beiya's restless head and thought for a moment: "That's right, after all, you can be considered the lord of a domain."
"Thank you very much for finally thinking of my poor men."
"We are all friends, but to say thank you or not is too polite, hahahaha."
"Sometimes I really think that your ability to irritate people is the real secret to getting Gallon." Twin Tails has given up complaining, and the cat's body exudes a sense of powerlessness.
"Let's talk about your subordinates first. Have you discussed it before and how do you plan to arrange it?"
"We have just made a preliminary plan. Brother, what do you think about moving all of Lord Two-Tail's clan members to the Hell Mountain area?"
"I don't have any objection, but will it be too crowded?"
If I remember correctly, the territory of Twin Tails, that swamp area, is only bigger than Hell Mountain.
"That's no problem. In my current territory, less than one-tenth of the area where my clan members usually move is used as hunting ground."
"What do you usually like to eat?" I asked curiously.
"Blood eagles and hard-skinned mice are relatively common, especially blood eagles, which produce food quickly and are absolutely full of food."
"It's not easy to be the boss." Seeing that Shuangwei has so many treasures, I sighed subconsciously.
"It's not easy to be your subordinate." Shuangwei nodded and agreed. I subconsciously followed suit, and then realized that this was wrong.
I said Twin Tails, can we stop hurting each other? Fortunately, Arius is not here, otherwise what will happen if she inspires her again?
Then again, is the double tail a male or a female? Judging from the dress, wearing a tuxedo, a cane, and full of cat baron image, it should be the male who didn't run away, right? Of course, I wouldn't be surprised even if it is a female, even more
I won't be interested, and the cat girl in the 2.5-dimensional world can't afford to hurt her.
"Then move here. As for the hunting ground, we will allocate a place for you in Hell Mountain."
"That's no need. If we do this, at least half of Hell Mountain will be divided for us to purchase. You'd better leave more territory. Maybe some fools like me from the Hell clan will come to you in the future."
"Then what are you going to do? Without the hunting ground, you will be hungry."
To be continued...