"ah!!!"

I suddenly turned over and sat up from the bed. I wiped the cold sweat from my neck, looked at the familiar ceiling and room layout, and breathed a sigh of relief.[

It turned out to be a dream. Fortunately, it was a dream. In a dark and unknown world, I was sucked and turned by the bottomless terrible whirlpool. It seemed that decades and hundreds of years had passed. This kind of dream

It's too scary.

"What's going on? You idiot owner, please don't make a fuss and disturb Lord Crystal's sleep."

There was a voice next to me. I looked down and saw that it wasn't Crystal who was sleeping on my lap again. Cirno was firmly occupying the other leg.

I said that I was struggling constantly in my dream, but my legs could not move. It turned out to be because of this, my two idiot daughters.

"You still have the nerve to say that it's obviously your fault for sleeping on my bed without permission."

"I thought my mother would show up, but the stupid owner is really incompetent. Sleeping with the stupid owner all night clearly caused a huge mental loss to Jingshu. But now she is being pulled back. Jingshu is really aggrieved." He rubbed his eyes.

, Crystal's appearance was confused and confused, and he seemed to want to go back to sleep, but his mouth was not restrained by the brain that had just woken up, and it was particularly sharp.

"What? I can't apologize to you. I'll throw you out of the room." I pinched the sleepy Crystal's soft face angrily, and helplessly helped her straighten her loose cheeks, which were about to hang down.

Pajamas under shoulders.

How long will I, the nanny and dad, have to do this?

"Huh, the owner is so ruthless and unjust. Yesterday, Crystal dragged the owner back like a dead pig, and now he wants to drive him away. Is this how you treat your benefactor?" Crystal slapped the mattress angrily, and was struck by me.

The pinched cheeks bulged high.

"Yesterday? Well, let me think about it, what happened yesterday?"

Rubbing my numb temples, it didn't take me long to remember. After all, I wasn't drunk.

Aikalayi, silently chewing this name, I feel lingering fear in my heart.

No wonder I would have such a dream. It turned out to be because of Aikarai. At yesterday's banquet, Aikarai got drunk... No, it's not that he was drunk. It seemed that after drinking, he danced and took many risks.

Everyone suffered at her place, which led to the entire banquet... Why, I seemed to have been knocked unconscious in the end, and I had no idea what happened. No wonder I was dragged back by the crystal like a dead pig.

Wait, drag like a breeder?

I pulled Jingjing over and spanked her several times on the butt without saying a word. No wonder the back of her head still hurt a little, probably because she hit a stone.

Aikalay's dance is really terrible. It's so beautiful and pleasing to the eye when danced by one person, and it's extremely deceptive. But once it enters the multi-person dance mode, it suddenly turns into a fierce dance of death. No wonder it's evil.

Long Leina would be so frightened that I would be so frightened that I would pee.

Wait, speaking of being scared to death...

I picked up the bulging Crystal and touched the mattress.

"The owner is so rude. Not only did he spank Jingshu for no reason, he also suspected Jingshu of bedwetting!" Jingshu protested angrily.

"You have a criminal record." I exposed her expressionlessly.

"That was stupid Ice Cube who framed me!" This stupid foodie dragon actually knew how to shirk responsibility.

"Nonsense, Cirno didn't stuff ice cubes under Benlong's body last night." Cirno quickly denied.

"You two, stop arguing. I'll take a look and see if you didn't wet the bed. You're lucky, otherwise you can take the initiative to hold the water tank for me."

Stretched: "Okay, you two little guys, get up quickly, don't stay in bed, hurry up, change your clothes, the sun is going to dry your butts."

"Obviously the owner is the laziest, but Crystal is very dissatisfied with being said like this."

"That's right, my mother is the laziest man and has no right to say that to Cirno." When the two idiot daughters who wanted to stay in bed heard this, they became unhappy and immediately turned their guns to face me.

I ignored the two of them, and seeing that I was still wearing the casual clothes from last night, I got out of bed and walked out of the room.

"Hey, Junior Brother Wu, good morning. It was a disaster last night. I've heard all about it." Outside, Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother were eating and drinking heavily at the dinner table. Bisi came over early to make breakfast for everyone.

, serving oatmeal to them.

Bisi, I understand, but when did these two guys who were just trying to make ends meet come?

"As expected of a giant dragon, the strength of Ms. Aikalay is really admirable." The senior brother took a bite and nodded, with the face of a senior commentator.

Yin Xiong’s strength will not be lost to hers.”

I'm not convinced. It was a pure accident last night. It was like asking a strong man to dance ballet. He was thrown around by Aika Lai like a real ragdoll bear under extremely unfavorable platform and rules.

go.

"You just can't dance at all, right?" Seatik pointed at him with his fork, full of laughter.

"Don't talk about me, you don't have much to worry about."

"Unfortunately, we have long seen that Aikalay is extraordinary in strength, and we did not rush forward to die foolishly."

"Actually, this guy was too drunk. He and his former training camp mates were already drunk before the commotion occurred." The senior brother was filled with resentment and ruthlessly exposed the second senior brother's witty disguise.

"I slept by the lake until morning. When I woke up in a mess, I was dragged here to have a meal."

Oh, that’s it, no wonder the senior brother’s expression is a bit unhappy.

"Didn't you enjoy your meal too? It's like it's all my fault." The second senior brother grumbled with dissatisfaction and glared at the senior senior brother who had eaten another fat steamed bun with a huge appetite.

"Don't listen to Carlos. Even if I wasn't drunk at the time, I wouldn't have run up to him to die. Who am I, Seattle? How could I be like those idiots who are obsessed with saving face?"

I coughed slightly in dissatisfaction. I won't care about the food for now. You can't talk nonsense. Don't forget that I am also what you call a "face-hungry fool".

"Junior Brother Wu, of course it's different." Seatik grinned. Just when I was surprised that this guy had learned the basic etiquette of eating someone's soft tongue and taking someone's soft hands, he added.

"Junior brother Wu should be the first and last idiot."

My face turned dark at that time. If this guy wasn't my senior brother, I might have picked up the broom next to him and blasted him out.

"The owner is the first and last fool." Crystal, who had just walked out of the room, said a second line, which seemed to stab me in the heart. I turned around fiercely, raised my hand, and a water tank hit her head.

superior.

However, being punished to such an extent by a water tank was no longer a problem for Crystal. She carried the water tank to wash up without changing her expression, then sat down to eat breakfast, and then played with Cirno again, with the water tank above her head.

It has always been standing still, as relaxed as wearing a hat.

Let Mu Aodonggua build a few special heavyweight water tanks some other time. He is very good at and enthusiastic about such deceptive things, so he will definitely meet my requirements.

Talking about Cao Cao When Cao Cao was discussing the commotion at the banquet last night, Aikalay suddenly came to visit, causing the second senior brother who was chatting about some gossip to have his face turned red as if his neck was stuck.

Also coming with her was the evil dragon Lena. Hey, did this guy go back to her dragon's lair last night? How strange.

"Your Excellency Wu Fan, are you okay with your health?" Aikalay's face was red and his head had been lowered since he entered the door. Needless to say, he must have come to apologize.

"It's okay, there are still some residual effects." I stretched a few times to reassure Aikalay.

"That's great. I'm sorry. I really...don't know how to apologize to everyone last night."

"It's okay, it's okay. I see that everyone seems to be having a good time. Don't worry about it, Aikarai." I stopped and said with a smile.

"You are happy, but Sister Aikalay is not happy. She was blaming herself last night." The evil dragon Reina glared at me fiercely.

"Is this...my fault?"

"Didn't you let Sister Aikalay drink?"

"That's what I'm saying...you must be at fault for not reporting what you knew."

"Humph!" Evil Dragon Lena tilted her head hard. You see, she has nothing to say.

"No, this is entirely my fault. It should not be blamed on Reina or Your Excellency. It is all because of my quirks."

"It's not a quirk, Sister Aikarai, you should cheer up."

"Speaking of Aikalayi, I want to ask, you didn't seem drunk yesterday. Why did you look... like you were drunk and out of control?" As a victim, I feel that I

You have the right to find out.

"This is **, how could I tell such an idiot like you?" As expected, it was the evil dragon Rena who choked me again.

"It's okay, Lena, it's not a shame, it's okay to tell everyone." Aikarai held the evil dragon Lena, took a deep breath, held her heart, and showed a serious look.

"Actually, I like dancing very much."

"You can see it." After last night's commotion, if Aikalay still tells me that she hates dancing, then I think she should be sent to a psychiatrist first.

"Once you jump up, you can't help yourself, get addicted to it, and do some unimaginable things."

"It does seem like this." The answer was not unexpected. Aikalay's state last night had clearly confirmed this.

"Because of this, I always cause trouble to everyone and even get them hurt, so I have always been very restrained. I can only lose control after drinking."

"I understand." Aikalay's explanation was unexpectedly simple, without any twists and turns. Obviously I had already helped her brainstorm enough to write a million-word synopsis of the plot, with themes involving domineering presidents and poverty.

The heroine, the soft-hearted father, the powerful mother, the vain sister, the vicious second daughter, childhood sweethearts, love triangles, extramarital affairs, car accidents, cancer, etc.

"In other words, when you say you are not good at drinking, it does not mean that you cannot drink well, but that you are easily unable to control yourself after drinking."

"That's right." Aikalay lowered his head in shame, and I also lowered my head in disappointment. I originally thought I had found a soulmate, but it turned out that I was overthinking it.

"Aikalay, you are overthinking. I think it's not just me who doesn't take it to heart. Everyone doesn't take it to heart. Wasn't it quite lively last night? Don't worry about such trivial things."

"I didn't care about the feelings of the stupid Druid. I just came to say hello out of courtesy." The evil dragon Rena wrinkled her nose at me, but was knocked on the head gently by Aikalei. Hehe, he deserves it.

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To be continued...