Chapter 2876 No time to explain, hurry up(1/2)
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After getting enough information from the evil dragon Lena, I kept sitting outside the courtyard, lost in thought, or simply in a daze.
Is it a coincidence? The history of the Ten Kings of Hell actually has many similarities with the dream I had last night, such as the growth from weak to strong, and the civil strife that followed.
The only information asymmetry is the existence of myself in the dream. According to the narration of the evil dragon Reina, there was no such person in that period of history who adopted and took care of the Ten Kings of Hell. Even the Ten Kings of Hell
When Wang was first born, he couldn't figure out whether he stayed together as a group to keep each other warm, or whether he worked on his own and eventually reached the pinnacle of his life.
Why do I have such a strange and realistic dream? Maybe I should ask Evelina, but this guy has been pretending to be dead, so don’t count on it for the time being.
"Dad, Dad, if you have time, please go for a walk with Xi Lusi (Ai Kelu)." When I was in a daze, my arms were suddenly hugged from left to right, and the soft and delicate body was pressed up against me.
The coquettish sound is as sweet to the ears as it is to the heart.
Looking back, I realized that they were indeed twin princesses.
I had just come back from my meditation, and my mind was still mixed with the information I got from the evil dragon Rena, as well as the weird dream I had last night. When I turned around, my vision became a little blurry.
In a daze, the two identical pretty faces of Xilusi and Aikolu, which should have been deeply engraved in his heart, gradually became blurred, then blurred again, and then seemed to turn into two other blurred faces. With
It feels a bit strange, a bit familiar, and a bit nostalgic.
I shook my head vigorously. It was true. I almost made myself stupid for dreaming. I couldn't distinguish between reality and dream, and I thought Silos Ecolu was a character in the dream.
"What's wrong, dad? Are you feeling unwell?" Seeing my series of unusual movements, the twin princesses hugged my arms tighter. They came closer with concern, and gently touched my forehead with their two soft little hands.
"I'm fine, maybe I didn't sleep well last night." Feeling warm in my heart, I held the twin princesses' little hands, kissed them gently on the back of their hands, and comforted them with a smile.
"You didn't sleep... okay?" I was confused for a second or two, and then, for some reason, the twin princesses' faces suddenly turned rosy, and their dark eyes showed shyness, and the moist and charming water flowed gently.
Wait. What are you thinking and thinking about now? I have a bad feeling. As the world's number one daughter-in-law, the thing I fear most is being misunderstood by my precious daughter, so I must explain clearly.
"What's going on? Is there anything wrong with what I just said...?"
"Could it be that...Dad...Dad and Sister Alice...played early in the morning...could it be...that one night...that..."
My younger sister, Aikelu, was bolder and spoke out her guesses intermittently under my gentle gaze. My older sister, Silos, had already blushed with embarrassment, burying her head in my arms and not daring to raise her head.
"..."
"…………"
My daughter...my baby girl...my pure and innocent baby girl. How bad has she learned? Just one sentence can relate to this level. Princess Sanwu, what did you teach Xilu?
How many strange things did Si Aike reveal to them? Looking back, I won’t beat your ass into a monkey!
But first, the misunderstanding must be explained to the precious daughters. Although it is a bit... woo woo hoo, a bit of a loss of moral integrity for a father to explain this kind of thing to his daughter.
"Xilusi Aikelu, you have misunderstood. Things are definitely not what you think."
"real?"
"of course it's true?"
"So... you didn't do anything at all?"
"..." I looked at Aikelu with my mouth wide open, my princess. Are you trying to embarrass me by breaking the casserole and asking what kind of trouble you are trying to make?
Not only Ecolu, but also Silos, who endured strong shyness, raised her head and cast an inquiring gaze at the two twins whose power increased tenfold after merging.
"This... this... cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough. No matter what happens, don't imitate little Jasmine!" I hesitated for a few times, and then I suddenly realized that it was time to take up the majesty of my father, and I couldn't do it.
Let the twin princesses continue to ask.
Sure enough, after seeing me react, Xilusi and Aikolu quietly vomited "****" and didn't ask any more questions, which made me feel relieved.
It's just that the faint...ahem, complicated looks they gave me from time to time gradually became a bit too much for me.
"Let's go, let's go. Didn't you say we want to take a walk? Let's go. Let's go to the central square, to the lake, or to the forest, or should we just go to the grassland to see Willas grazing?"
"First go watch Lilith practice, then go to the lakeside for a walk, then return to the village square to rest for a while, and finally go visit Mother Willas." The twin princesses looked at each other and spoke in unison with bright smiles.
"Don't I have to spend the whole day with you?" I laughed dumbly.
"Dad...don't you want to?"
Facing the pitiful look in my precious daughter's eyes, my daughter's controlling soul exploded instantly and became uncontrollable: "How could it be possible? I mean, there is not enough time in one day. I want to accompany my precious girls for the rest of my life."
"It's agreed." In the blink of an eye, Xilusi Aikelu's pitiful eyes became overflowing with happiness. Hey, wait a minute, it changed too fast. Could it be that I was deceived?
Sa Qili loves her good student so much that it makes me a little jealous. I secretly wonder in my heart, could it be that she wants to steal my daughter from me? This is not possible, even if she is Aunt Qili, Xiao Heitan is mine...
Ahem, she is the unique daughter of me and the maidservant Huang Duanzi, and no one will let her go.
Therefore, the suspicious and stupid father, who was afraid that Little Heitan would be snatched away, went to the place where Little Heitan trained almost every day these days, in the name of strengthening our relationship. The advice of the Twin Princesses just clicked my heart.
The training ground is not inside the Holy See Mountain. Think about it. Although the inside of the Holy See Mountain is already quite strong after being reinforced with magic, we cannot let these experts, who are at least the domain level or even the world power level, be in the Holy See Mountain.
It’s a mess inside. Aren’t there many places outside that can be used?
As a result, the monster-free area within ten miles of the Holy See Mountain has become a natural open-air arena, and it doesn't matter if you do whatever you want.
Xiao Heitan's training ground is located very close to the Holy See Mountain. It is so safe that I can boldly walk there with the twin princesses who are weak (compared to the hell world).
Sa Qili is not here. As a member of the Demon King's Army, no matter how much she loves Xiao Heitan, she can still hone and improve her own strength. Moreover, the pressure brought by her precious student is not the same as that of ordinary Heitan.
The progress was so fast that Sa Qili began to imagine how many years it would take her to surpass her as a teacher.
Although this was inevitable with Xiao Heitan's talent, in order to maintain the teacher's dignity, Sa Qili still wanted to push this time forward desperately. The only way was to continuously improve her strength.
In an unexpectedly subtle way, our Aunt Qili has a cute and unconvinced character like a child, which made me secretly chuckle for a long time.
The pornographic maid took the place of Sa Qili who was out for training, supervising and protecting her daughter's training. I also admire this little maid quite a lot. It is clear that my burden of building the Holy See Mountain intelligence system is not light, but she still gritted her teeth and took it out.
I spend a lot of time with Xiao Heitan. If this stupid maid can be more normal and stop selling off her moral integrity and expired contraceptive pills all the time, I can give her the title of an excellent mother.
"What's the point of Your Highness's visit? It's enough for me to take care of Xiao Heitan here. Your Highness can do more meaningful things." In front of the Twin Princesses, Huang Duanzi's maid still has some moral integrity, but not much. This
No, I issued an eviction order just after I arrived. It is clear that I want to monopolize my daughter to cultivate feelings. How can I let her succeed?
"Is it meaningless to come to visit my daughter?"
"Xiao Heitan said that having me as a mother is enough."
"You didn't say that, Xiao Heitan would never say such a thing, don't lie to me!" Although I knew that the dirty maid was deceiving people, I was still hurt.
"Tsk, the prince, who is just an idiot, has actually become smarter." Seeing that the twin princesses had already run up to cheer their sister, this arrogant maid immediately showed her true colors.
"I'm fine no matter what. But you, an idiot maid, started to try to deceive me with such clumsy lies. Could it be that you are at the end of your rope?"
"Could it be that the Beast Prince is no longer satisfied with ordinary objects, and even wants a donkey... I don't know how to imitate a donkey. Please spare me and vent your perverted power on others."
"..." Withdrawing the preface, this guy is still very venomous and has no moral integrity.
"Hmph, just use the opportunity now to show off your rhetoric. Just don't cry and apologize and beg for mercy later."
"I can have such a smart mouth..." After a pause, the pornographic maid showed a serious salesperson-like business smile, holding a delicate small porcelain bottle in her hand: "It's all because of this, the expired secret medicine passed down from ancestors.
, after eating it, even the stupid Prince can become eloquent."
"The word "expired" has completely exposed what your ancestral secret medicine is. Please don't use my name as publicity."
"As long as I tell you that this is the secret medicine that His Royal Highness takes every day, it is because of this that he can coax Her Majesty into submission with just one mouth. It will definitely sell well. What should we do? The supply of supplies will be insufficient, so we can only use the
Are you using price means?"
"Are you worried too much? Not only am I trying to use Artoria's reputation as a false promotion? Doesn't it matter even if I'm caught by Carol and put in a cell to reflect?"
"Ugh~" When she heard her sister's name, the dirty maid finally restrained herself and wailed a little: "The idiot prince is really a devil, he actually brought such a terrible guy, and he is definitely one size smaller than me.
threaten me."
"Very good. I've recorded the sound. Let's show it to Carolie another day. I'm really looking forward to what will happen."
"I was wrong. It doesn't matter if I become the childbearing tool of the devilish Prince. It doesn't matter if I am ordered to have eight children in three years. Please be sure not to let Carol know about this."
"Who did you learn this hateful thing about admitting mistakes so readily?" I gritted my teeth angrily, and I could somewhat understand the mood of the evil dragon Lena when she faced me just now.
"Aren't you going to complain about having eight children in three years?" The pornographic maid pursed her lips, seeming a little dissatisfied with her desires.
"I won't be fooled. How can I give birth to eight children in three years? It's not a sow!"
"Is it a metaphor that your sow only has the advantage of being a reproductive tool? You are worthy of being a ghost prince. It's so scary. Not only my body, but my spirit is also polluted."
"I am the one whose spirit is polluted!"
"Actually, I made a calculation. As long as there are triplets or more, I might be able to complete the task. Eight in three years."
"This is a blind spot." I looked shocked. Yes, triplets, I still lack this setting!
"However, the probability of giving birth to triplets is really low."
"That's right, it's pitifully low."
"So I made another calculation."
"Forget what?"
"Based on the fertility of His Highness the Ghost Prince, who has the ambition of having one in ten people, there is only one way to increase the probability of triplets, and that is to be beeped at least 500,000 times in ten days, which translates to five beeps per day.
Ten thousand times, 2,084 beeps per hour, 35 beeps per minute, and one beep per second.”
To be continued...