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As night fell, everyone had already arrived, including Mi Shan and Khan who hadn't seen each other for a while, but today's protagonist was still nowhere to be seen. Lao Ma was ordered to do something in danger, and he ran to me asking questions. I could only

Giving him a helpless look, I have already conveyed the message. I can only look at the sky and the earth to see if Raphael can come... Akara.⊥,

Yes, it's okay for Akara to be happy and give Raphael a night off, although the possibility is extremely small. After all, our Great Elder is an evil capitalist. Think about my previous work experience.

When everyone was looking forward to seeing it, finally, Her Royal Highness, the princess of hundreds of tribes, who seemed to have her own BGM and starry background, came out after being called for a long time, and made a shining appearance with a beautiful and confident smile.

"I've kept everyone waiting for a long time. It's rare that you are so thoughtful. I will perform well tonight and I will not let you down."

This princess of the Hundred Tribes was not modest at all, she greeted her with a good feeling about herself, as if everyone was expecting her to be alone.

Although this is generally true.

"Long live Mr. Raphael!" Lao Ma and the others couldn't help but celebrate with joy. I said stop, it's so embarrassing, Feini and you guys also...

Not only this group of grown men, but also Feini and the girls, and even the girls at home cheered. This damn charming princess of hundreds of tribes who kills both men and women, if this continues, the majesty of the head of my family will not be preserved.

This time I must show off my ability to be a singer, which is definitely not inferior to that of this princess from hundreds of tribes, in order to restore (?) my image and majesty in the hearts of the girls.

However, it seems that this is not the theme tonight, at least not now.

After the lively dinner, everyone gathered in twos and threes, drinking wine, chatting and bragging. At this moment, Lao Ma and Feini stood up in a serious manner and snapped their fingers.

, there were two pops, and under the exaggeration of countless petals, the vertical banner hanging on the tree rolled down with four big characters written on it.

Sparrow God Competition!!

Alas, I knew this guy couldn't come up with any good ideas. But no matter what, this unreliable method still attracted our princess from hundreds of tribes.

"Have we finally started? Hehehehe, please don't bully me as a newbie. I often play the game invented by Xiao Xiaowu in the third world."

Raphael's eyes suddenly shone, and his body seemed to be burning with fighting spirit visible to the naked eye.

"Grandma, it turns out that you are so neglectful in the third world." Linya pursed her lips, looking like she was ready to complain to Akara.

"Wait a minute. Listen to my explanation, Xiao Linya. This is Sa Qili's conspiracy!"

"What nonsense are you talking about, Raphael, don't you know your temper?" Sa Qili, who was manicuring her nails, blew on her fingertips and scoffed.

"Speaking of which, the two of us always lose. This time we shouldn't be so unlucky." Tulakov and Shashik expressed that they were a bit haunted by the game.

"Don't panic, we often lose because our opponents are Sa Qili and Raphael. There are so many people today, so we may not lose."

"Although it is a bit cruel, I still want to reiterate again and again that Lena is prohibited from participating."

"Presumptuous. I, Lal, have never lost in games."

"Boss, can I interpret this to mean that you have never played games?"

"Doug, you kid is always making fun of me, you deserve death!"

"Oh~ everyone's eyes...seem a bit scary."

"Don't be afraid, Bisi, your luck has always been good."

"I...I'm responsible for cleaning up the dishes, pouring tea and water. Let's play slowly... Hey, don't pull me, sister Lina, don't pull me. I really can't play such a game, woo woo

Woo~"

The game has not even started yet, everyone is talking to each other, and the atmosphere becomes lively in the blink of an eye. This excitement makes our princess of hundreds of tribes very happy and full of energy.

"Stop talking nonsense and start quickly. How to decide the order of the competition?"

"Old rule, draw lots."

"Oh!" This fair method was unanimously approved by everyone.

So...

A gust of wind blew by, and on the bird stage, four expressionless faces were brought together again by fate.

Why say it again?

I:"……"

Lao Ma: "..."

Feini: "..."

Leona: "..."

This scene...doesn't it seem familiar? Forget it, don't worry about the details, anyway.

"Ahem, Lao Ma, Feini, it's fate." I smiled but didn't smile.

"Yes, Boss Fan, it's fate." Lao Ma smiled with a knife hidden in his face.

"The goddess of victory is waving to me." The tragic emperor Feini looked at me and then at the old horse, suddenly feeling confident.

"Stupid humans." Leona said that you can't even defeat me in my puppy state, and you still want to challenge my complete body? The pattern is broken, just wait until you lose all your underwear and go home crying.

"Rena, can you play mahjong? If not, why don't you just be a spectator first?" I glanced at Gott, who had not yet decided on the group, trying to get rid of the most uncertain factors on the court first.

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"Don't worry, I'm much better than you." Leona had already sat down with a stern look, her eyes revealed a stern look, as if to say, I'm not targeting you, I'm talking about everyone here.

It's fun.

Tsk, you damn duck has a tough mouth, so how about this trick?

"Ahem, you don't seem to understand yet. Lao Ma, Feini and I have a fateful duel that has not yet been completed, so we are not playing ordinary mahjong, but strip! Mahjong! Mahjong!"

I spoke word by word in a voice that everyone could hear. I held my head high and looked great. I had no idea that today was different from the past. Karina, who had been promoted to the head of the police, silently told us in her heart.

A crime of immorality was recorded.

I thought I could scare away the evil dragon, but I didn't expect her to have a nonchalant expression: "It doesn't matter, I won't lose anyway."

Speaking of which, there's no reason to kick her out, huh, just don't default on the debt later.

I turned around, only to see Malagbi covering his face, looking up to the sky and laughing wildly. Damn it, Kyo Kusanagi, where are you? Come and punish your old enemy!

"It's finally here. I've been waiting for this day for so many years."

"What's the meaning."

"Hmph, do you think I came up with this idea just to attract Lord Raphael?"

"Isn't it meow? According to my judgment, Feini, your IQ is only at this level, meow."

"Shut up! So you are too naive. My old horse is an indomitable man who fights against defeats many times."

"It's because of repeated defeats."

"Asshole. I'll die if I finish my words! Listen, I've been training hard for this moment for many years. Look, this is the proof!" After saying that, Lao Ma roared, and his muscles all over his body exploded and swelled.

More than twice as many muscles burst out of the clothes on his body, revealing a strong upper body that was almost entirely composed of block muscles.

Under our shocked gaze, these muscles were covered with densely packed curse runes that looked like earthworms. A closer look revealed that it was not a self-inflicted curse, but some nonsense terms.

What are the four dark engravings, the great four joys. Wushuang, Tianhu, and the great three yuan, all in one color, how can they be carved no matter how powerful they are.

"Have you seen it? This is the result of my cultivation. I wonder if you are afraid, hahahaha!!!"

"Cousin meow, there seems to be a muscle here that is blank, meow."

"Let's add it to him, so as not to let down his hard work."

"Meow meow."

"You guys are listening to me, you bastards... Wait, what did you carve on my body? Why is it a butt? Bastards, I can't spare you!"

After chasing Feini and I for a while, we finally calmed down and were ready to start.

"I don't need to say more about the rules. If you lose a game, take off one. Let's start now!" After saying that, the three of us looked at the old horse with gloating eyes.

"Look what I'm doing...wait, no, let me put on my clothes first." After being stunned for half a second, Lao Ma realized that his act of undressing just now was equivalent to giving away several chips for nothing, and he quickly shouted stop.

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"Old Ma, if you want to die by yourself, you have to finish it on your knees, or do you think you can't afford to lose?"

"It's obviously you who are tricking me, right? I clearly saw it. The moment you shouted, Boss Fan, your cloak suddenly became dozens of times thicker!"

"Oh, it must be due to water absorption. Why is my body so heavy? Forget it, it doesn't matter, just let me fight with this heavy body. A real warrior dares to face any difficulties."

"Sister, you must have put on more than a dozen layers of cloak! You must have put on at least a dozen layers of cloak in an instant!"

"Lao Ma, it's not like you don't know my nickname for the man in the cloak."

"But... damn, you actually have this skill. What about you, Feini? You had at least a dozen more ribbons and accessories on your body just now, right? You can't hide it from my eyes!"

"Meow, as an idol-type bar maid, these are all must-haves, meow."

Facing Feini and I's shamelessness, Lao Ma completely knelt down.

"Hu." Just as the three of us were arguing, Leona on the opposite side silently pushed the card.

"Tsk, it's you, Old Ma, who keeps making so much noise and distracting us."

"Yes, that's right, there was clearly a chance of cheating just now."

"Stop being wordy and come with me to hell!" Lao Ma has turned black.

"Hu." In the second game, when we were still figuring out how to listen to the cards, the dragon girl played nonsense again.

Could this guy be cheating? He obviously hasn't touched a few cards yet.

Feini and I exchanged glances. We can't go on like this. Lao Ma doesn't have many clothes anymore. If he loses another game or two, he will be game over. Once he is finished, the two of us will also be finished.

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For the current plan, we can only bribe the old horse first.

As a result, a web of conspiracy was quietly woven under the eye contact of the three people, and enveloped Leona, the only big winner on the table.

Lao Ma immediately beamed after receiving our handshake words and hints, and the three of them began to play scheming cards.

I have to say that Lao Ma still had some hard training. Under the deliberate efforts of Feini and I, he did a few tricks in a row, and gradually started to wear more clothes. Then Feini and I did a few more tricks, and finally

We can successfully drive this evil dragon girl off the field, hehehehe.

Leona finally discovered the clues. The scene was so peaceful, so peaceful that it was a bit weird. It was obvious that the three of them were still fighting each other just now.

Could it be that... they are joining forces to deal with themselves? Hum hum hum, so it turns out, human beings are indeed a bunch of despicable guys.

Leona was unafraid. As giant dragons, they were used to enemies coming in groups to die. It would be weird for them if one person came up to challenge them alone.

It has to be said that three cobblers are competing against one Zhuge Liang, especially on the Bird Stage. If the three of them join forces, it will be quite unsolvable. After losing several games in a row, Leona's expression finally changed.

It's you who are seeking your own death, so don't blame me for being rude.

"You didn't say you weren't allowed to eat, right?" Leona glanced at the three smug dying people and asked with a cold face.

"No, just eat it." A certain druid's face seemed to be saying to Leona, this is your last supper, enjoy it.

Leona silently fumbled in her pocket, found a piece of grass that looked like four leaves and didn't look very eye-catching, and swallowed it whole.

A specialty of the Dragon Clan, clover can make one's luck explode in a short period of time. Of course, for some unlucky people, even eating a hundred clovers will not help.

Feini and I touched our hearts at the same time, as if we felt the ridicule of fate. It must be an illusion, right?

The battle started again, and from the beginning, the three of them felt the crush of the goddess of luck.

"Hu."

"No more nonsense."

"It's nonsense again."

"Slow...slow down, I haven't finished building the cards yet." A certain Druid's hands were trembling, and his body was about to slide off the chair.

Director, the script is wrong. Didn’t you agree to give us Zhuge Liang? Why did he become Wang Lang!

"Who cares about you, I won't do anything wrong!"

Leona dealt the final blow mercilessly, and Lao Ma covered his body with only his underwear left and ran away in tears.

"Maragby, wait for me, life is about running by the river constantly, let us move towards freedom together!"

"Die!" Karina swung out a fireball, and Gott and Lao Ma both turned into shooting stars.

Poor old horse... I wiped away my tears and felt that I could temporarily give up my title of quasi-tragedy emperor to him today.

With the effect of clover, Leona defeated all the opponents and even reached the finals.

The last four are Leona, Raphael, and the Twin Princesses.

More than half an hour later, the Twin Princesses won the game with a huge advantage. Leona's clover effect disappeared not long after the beginning. Facing the enemy in front of her, she didn't want to cheat. No, maybe even if she cheated, she wouldn't.

She will definitely win. The twin princesses have a very high luck value. Coupled with the incredible attributes of the twins, even a prophet can fight.

"It's a pity that I still lost to you two. My lovely princesses, as the winners of the competition, just say whatever you wish and we will do our best to satisfy you."

Raphael happily accepted the bet as a reward for victory. Although he didn't say so at first, no one objected because everyone knew that the twin princesses would not make embarrassing wishes.

"We want..." The twin princesses looked at each other, and both smiled as brightly and charmingly as a young girl embracing spring, and said in unison.

"We want to sleep with mommy tonight."

It turns out that this is the condition. This pair of cute little princesses really like to act coquettishly to their mother. When they heard such [childlike] wishes, everyone couldn't help but smile warmly.

I was the only one breaking out in a cold sweat and having a bad premonition.
Chapter completed!