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Chapter 2678 The fate of the reunion, the sheep and mule chicken team VS the song god band!

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"Don't worry, I won't leave you alone, oh oh oh, I really want to have a girlfriend who can say such things to her!!!"

A group of people fell to their knees and cried, holding their heads in agony.

"Death penalty, this bastard harem elder really needs to be put to death, otherwise adventurers like us with a bright future will be singles for the rest of our lives!"

Hey, hey, hey, don’t blame me for being a bachelor. There are so many women in this world, why can’t you blame me?

"Look at the faces of these people." Lao Ma took a deep sip of rum, and the gold coins in his hand kept rolling up and down with his nimble fingers, as if he was looking down at a group of people with a condescending victor's gaze full of superiority.

A wasted dog that only barks.

"By the way, Lao Ma, aren't you a bachelor yourself?" As a good gay friend, Kurt would certainly not forget to remind his partner of the cruel reality at times like this.

"Don't poke me in the butt at this time, you bastard!" Lao Ma was no longer calm, and knelt down on the spot to join the ranks of prodigal dogs.

"Hmph, boring." Bai Lang looked as cool as ever.

"Shut up, you bitch, haven't you been abandoned by Lena and come here to drink to drown your sorrows?" Malagby raised his head with a tearful look on his face, intending to drag him into the water. He must not do this.

Just let yourself cry.

"Lena is busy dealing with things and doesn't have time." Bai Lang's cheeks twitched. It seemed that Lao Ma's statement really touched his heart.

"Oh, oh, that is to say, in Lena's mind, your brother's status is not as good as a stack of cold documents? If it were Boss Fan, maybe Lena would... oh oh, you guys

These despicable people didn't even listen to what I had to say before attacking me secretly."

The Deathly Emperor was as confused as ever, so White Wolf and I jointly stabbed him with a double dragon to seize the pearl, and rolled around on the ground with his eyes covered.

"An Xin, I have also had the experience of being kicked out by Lena." He gave Bai Lang a thumbs up. Bai Lang nodded, and his face, as if frozen with a layer of ice, softened slightly.

As expected, he was a bitch who only saw his younger sister. I really couldn't tell him that the reason why I was kicked out by Lena was not because of alliance affairs, but because I accidentally saw her changing clothes.

But having said that, it seems that Lena gradually doesn't mind this kind of thing. The last time such an accident happened, she very calmly asked me to turn around and wait for a while, and then she took a look at it while I was carrying it.

She quickly put on her clothes. Really, it's quite troublesome that my sister is becoming more and more unguarded against her brother.

"I don't know why I felt an unknown murderous intention in my heart." Bai Lang suddenly put down his wine glass and clutched his chest with a look of pain.

"It's just your illusion, come on, come on, have a drink, cheers." I wiped away the cold sweat and quickly cut off the thoughts in my mind. I said your sixth sense is too sensitive. It should be said that you are indeed a werewolf.

Is he Lena's brother?

"Speaking of which, brother Wu, after your trip to hell, you came back as a demon king. Nothing has changed, except that your drinking capacity has increased."

Ricken, who had been silent until now, suddenly came closer to me with his neatly trimmed white beard, and looked at me curiously. It was as if my increase in drinking was something more incredible than becoming the Great Demon King.

"Ahem, of course, but why did you say that?" I still didn't react.

"Haven't you already had a lot of drinks?" Kira pointed to the empty cup in my hand.

"Eh?" I lowered my head blankly and looked at the cup. I smelled it, and found the smell of ale, fruit wine, and rum. This is the higher alcohol among several common drinks in bars.

One way, no wonder Ricken said I drank too much.

But, wasn’t I drinking fruit juice before? When did I switch to these drinks?

The previous memory was quickly replayed in my mind, and in a daze, I seemed to have remembered it...Who is it...Old Ma...Hans? He said that he and Juice were too effeminate and wanted to have a glass of man's wine to toast together,

After that I couldn't stop at all.

Thinking about it this way, I really drank a lot.

It was as if these memories had opened a certain door. Suddenly, a loud wine burp came from the throat, and the eyes quickly became hazy. The body... the body seemed to be flying... lightly... Huhahaha...

"Hiccup~"

I let out a wine burp that was so loud that the whole bar could almost hear it, and I slammed the empty glass in my hand onto the wooden table.

"The amount of alcohol... this kind of thing... if you want to exercise... you can't exercise at any time... burp... talking about wine, my glass has been empty for a long time, hurry up and get me some wine, I

I’m not drunk, it’s just the beginning!”

"Wow... It's a good thing Boss Ricken didn't remind me, but he got drunk immediately when he did."

Seeing a certain Druid who was drunk and shouting and started to drink like crazy, the KFC team couldn't help but exclaimed, saying that they had learned a lot. There is really such a thing in the world that only one realizes that one is drunk after being reminded.

’s idiot.

"I said, is this really okay?" Lao Ma suddenly remembered the name of the bar. It seemed that in his impression, Boss Fan... seemed to have demolished this place more than once. Is history going to repeat itself again?

Just when I thought of this, I saw the bar owner with a serious look on his face, and he obeyed the shouts of a certain druid and poured rum into his cup.

"Hey, is this really good?" Even the dead horse has respect for the bar owner's actions. You are adding fuel to the fire, brother.

"It doesn't matter, I've already prepared." He lowered his head and pushed the bridge of his nose, and a bright light reflected from the lens. At this moment, the bar owner was like a big boss behind the scenes, giving people an unfathomable feeling.

Lao Ma was about to ask what was going on when suddenly, the door was pushed open again. This time it was a gorilla scent full of southern style. As for what the southern style gorilla scent was, there was no need to pay attention to such a trivial matter.

"Hahahaha, I knew you would be here. My gorilla Gott... no, it's the gorilla king Gott... that's not right, it's the gorilla knight Gott."

He rushed in like a whirlwind, and Gott immediately greeted him from left and right. He had been hanging out in the Rogge camp over the years, and he was widely known in the camp for his special gorilla aura and his glorious deeds of being chased by housewives washing clothes by the river from time to time.

I have made a lot of friends who are of the same mind.

"Hey, brother Wu, isn't there a celebration party tonight? Why are you drinking so much here?" Gott glanced at a certain druid and said in surprise.

"Hiccup, forget this... I can still drink."

"Is it really drinkable? Is it really drinkable?" Gaut suddenly took out a small book, flipped through it, and finally settled on one of the pages.

"Lina seems to have told me that when Brother Wu is drunk, he must stop him immediately, otherwise something big will happen."

"You said you're not drunk!" I exchanged a quick look with Lao Ma. Suddenly, I grabbed Gott's arms from behind and pressed my knees against his back. Gott raised his head instinctively. Wolf and I

Lao Ma, who had committed (committed) rape (and died) for many years and cooperated flawlessly, immediately pinched Gao Te's mouth open and poured down a large can of wine.

"Hiccup~" Gott let out a wine burp, and suddenly got rid of his restraints and stood up. His gloomy Chinese-character face exuded a majestic aura, as if he had become another person.

He burped again, and while maintaining a serious expression, his shirt suddenly fell off without any wind, revealing his muscular upper body?

"Gotte. Free form, transform." In the blink of an eye, Gotte, with his upper body naked, had jumped onto the wooden table and assumed a free-flying posture.

"Oh oh oh. Boss Gott's performance is about to begin again." The adventurers applauded to show their appreciation.

"Hahahahaha, you stupid humans, open your eyes and take a closer look. Next is the era of my free-flying orangutan King Gott. Let you meet my two terrifying partners!"

Gott gestured with his right hand, and the light from nowhere focused on another wooden table to his right. On the wooden table, a desert warrior was kneeling on one knee, posing in a Superman Returns pose.

"The bohemian desert follower Mishan!"

Then, Gott made a move with his left hand, and the light moved to the wooden table to his left. On the wooden table was a barbarian with his feet in the air, supporting his body with one hand, performing difficult calisthenics moves.

"And he, the soul dancer Khan who transcends himself!"

"we are……"

The voice suddenly became loud and clear.

"The invincible team of sheep, mule and chicken is here!"

"Oh oh oh, it's so cool, Boss Gott, Boss Mishan, Boss Khan, one more, one more!" The adventurers under the stage were already excited.

"Humph, I have unknowingly taken the first step to conquer the world. Mishan, Khan, you can't lose." Looking around at the enthusiastic audience, Gott showed a deep smile, as if to say, this is Ben (gorilla)

) The glory that the king deserves.

At this moment, Gao Te, who was posing for attention, suddenly flew out like a wild goose falling on the sand, and fell heavily to the ground. Immediately afterwards, Mi Shanye Khan was also driven down.

The dance (wooden) stage (table) is already occupied by two other figures.

"Have you finished blowing, Sheep, Mule, Chicken Team? After finishing blowing, it's our turn." A certain druid held a magic loudspeaker in his hand and shouted drunkenly after burping.

Behind him was Aleus, who was ready to go, holding the saxophone on his shoulders.

"It's ridiculous to say that you want to conquer the world. Are stupid animal squads like you worthy of it? Watch and listen, we are the protagonists of this world. I vow to save the continent with my singing, and I will be the same as my wife Vilas.

Wu Fan, the druid who is the king of songs in the alliance."

"And my partner, the saxophonist with soul-penetrating sounds, Aleus!"

"We are a team of light (hawu) music singers (hawu) that crosses the universe (hawu) brilliantly like (hawu) starlight."

It was perfect, and it would have been even more perfect if Aleus didn't bite his tongue four times in a row and scream.

"Oh my God, Boss Gott's team of sheep, mule, and chicken has been kicked off the stage and replaced by the savior Elder Fan. This is really a war of the century. Let us wait and see whether it is the team of sheep, mule, and chicken that conquered the world that is better, or the incoming force.

The fierce singing team of the Qingyin Department takes the lead."

The adventurers who are afraid of chaos in the world have completely entered the carnival mode. These shabby rookies have not seen the terrifying destructive power of a certain druid, but some people know that, no, they have quietly touched the bar.

Open the door and get ready to leave.

"Hey, is it really okay not to stop it?"

"It's too late. It's already too late. Just the few of us can't stop him. It's important to save our lives."

"Goodbye everyone, I hope you can survive this war."

These whispers were quickly drowned out by the waves of cheers erupted by the adventurers. No one noticed that a dozen sneaky figures had opened the door and quickly fled away.

Then, hell came... (To be continued.)
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