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"She is such a troublesome saint, so tell me what is on your mind?"

"Wow! You just said something to me that seemed very remarkable. You asked me to say it when I wanted to say it, and in the blink of an eye, my true identity was revealed.●⌒" The little ghost showed a troubled expression, as if he had suddenly been deceived and abandoned by the whole world.

"Because... I'm still curious anyway. If I'm really not curious at all, doesn't that mean I don't care about you? If I don't care about you, wouldn't I be bitten?" I pointed my finger.

Numbers mean that there is reason and evidence.

"Are you sure this saint will not bite you now?"

"Yu Chuan, you have been subdued by me now and cannot move."

"Aww (I bite)!"

"I was wrong, please forgive me, Holy Lady!" I deeply understand the consequences of getting carried away.

"Hmph, I originally wanted to tell Xiaofan, but Xiaofan is so stupid and arrogant, which made me unhappy, so I don't want to tell Xiaofan."

"Huh? It's not like this. Just tell me and I'll make your favorite diamond clear noodle soup." I rubbed the moonlight hair on the side of the little ghost's cheek.

"Isn't that Xiaofan's favorite food?"

"It... seems... probably... I'm curious as to what method you used to make the diamond powder float in the soup instead of sinking." I wiped away the cold sweat and forced myself not to answer.

"secret."

"Don't laugh and say such horrible things. Tell me quickly."

"I will tell you when one day Xiaofan can eat the clear soup noodles made by this holy lady without changing his expression."

"Please keep this matter as a secret for the rest of your life, by all means."

"Heavenly Punishment!" The little ghost got angry and started tossing in his arms again. After a while, he was quiet.

"Xiaofan really wants to know?"

"I want to share a secret with you." I looked down at the little ghost affectionately, trying to be cool.

"You really can't be careless, Xiaofan is peeking at my unique clear soup noodle craft!"

"..." What is this and what?

"I see that you are talking about him, and you clearly don't want to tell me, okay. Just let your secret rot in your stomach, I don't want to hear it anymore." Seeing the little ghost talking back, I decided to do the opposite.

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"All right."

"You responded so readily?!" Director, the script is wrong, where is the promised method of stimulating the general?

"Because I know Xiaofan better than Xiaofan." The little ghost looked at me with a sly smile, and there seemed to be a fox tail dangling proudly behind his butt.

"I give up, please tell me your secret, Holy Lady." I lost the argument to the little ghost again, and I had no choice but to raise the white flag.

"This saint will never accept surrender."

"You want to torture the prisoners?" I was shocked.

"If Xiaofan can explain his previous rude behavior and sincerely repent, I, the saint, will not be able to consider it."

"What behavior?"

"It is extremely disrespectful to think that this saint is a fake." Speaking of this matter, the little ghost's cheeks bulged high in anger. It was really too much. They have been an old couple for many years... No, they are the master knights.

Are you still trying to pretend that you don't recognize this saint?

"Well, in fact, I have recognized you for a long time. I just want to touch your body."

"Wow! You are so honest. Although I explained it very clearly, I don't want to forgive Xiaofan anymore."

"I sincerely repent."

"There is no sincerity at all."

"In order to apologize, I decided to run naked around Rogge Camp."

"Wow! Although I see sincerity, I suddenly want to break off relations with Xiaofan like this."

"Then what do you want from me?"

After the little ghost looked up at me for a while, he suddenly gave a thumbs up. The snow-white teeth that could easily crush diamonds flashed: "The dogma of this saint is that if you want to do something, then do it to the extreme, so Xiaofan will do it to the best of his ability."

Just be a little more perverted and run around ten times naked."

"Wait, why not touch it ten more times? I prefer the perverted behavior before."

"This saint has no intention of accompanying Xiaofan to become a pervert."

"You traitor, you made an agreement to reach the peak of perversion together, but you abandoned me at this critical moment?" I was inexplicably sad and angry.

"I don't remember making such a strange agreement with Xiaofan."

"Yes. If you think about it carefully, didn't our first encounter unfold in a very perverted way? I pressed you under me and rubbed your breasts."

"That's just Xiaofan's unilateral perversion, okay? This saint is the victim."

"Nonsense, the first complete sentence you said to me was obviously "You knead it very well".

"It's [Hello] that's right!" the little ghost protested angrily.

"I know, it was just that you hadn't spoken for a long time and couldn't say those few words." I had a gentle smile on my face [I am the only one who understands you in this world].

"That's weird!" The little saint finally couldn't bear it anymore and bit me again with all her teeth and claws.

"Damn it, it is such a sacred memory, but the first encounter between Xiaofan and I was completely tainted by Xiaofan's perversion. Woo hoo hoo, I can't live anymore. My pure white soul has been destroyed.

Perverted Xiaofan’s color is polluted.”

"As if you're not a ghost." I whispered.

"What did you say?" The little ghost, who was covering his face sadly, raised his head and stared with cute eyes.

"Sir Alice, I mean, I am a pervert, I like perverts, and I want to be the number one pervert in the universe!"

"The current idiot servant Xiao Fan really makes this saint girl sad. Oh wu wu, it's all my fault that I didn't train Xiao Fan properly. It's my fault. I can't blame anyone else."

The little ghost was just wiping tears that didn't exist at all. Like a helpless mother, she watched her son, who looked like a Spartan warrior with a stubble on his face, put on a pink magical girl cosplay costume, and thought he was very suitable for it.

"That's right, it's all your fault that I'm like this. Take the responsibility of taking care of me for the rest of my life, you stupid saint!" I suddenly felt confident and proud. You see, you said this yourself,

If I don't climb up the pole, will I still be a pervert?

As a result, he was bitten again.

"Well, it seems that Xiaofan is hopeless. In order to punish Xiaofan like this, I decided to tell you the truth."

"Wait, punishment?" I suddenly felt something bad. Could it be a very bad truth?

"Actually, it's not that bad."

"Oh? What do you mean."

"Anyway, things have become very bad. No matter how bad I feel, it won't help."

"Oops, I've been confused by your words." I felt dizzy.

"I have been thinking about how to tell Xiaofan this matter in the most tactful way."

"Oh, so you really plan to tell me, feel free to say it, what kind of blow have I never endured?" I laughed and patted my chest, making a heroic gesture.

The little ghost took out a basket of eggs with his little hands, and showed a happy smile, filled with maternal love: "I have worked hard to lay so many eggs these days, and now I am working hard to hatch them. Xiaofan will soon see one."

There are a lot of cute little saints and little little fans."

A certain Druid's eyes darkened and he simply fainted and fell to the ground.

When I woke up, I found that the little ghost had actually stuffed the egg-sized ghost eggs she had given birth into my mouth out of mischief.

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo swiss canes with with a click.”

"Oh my god, I actually ate my daughter?" I wiped my mouth. I looked sad.

"Xiaofan's IQ is, was he eaten by something?" the little ghost squatting in front of me complained.

"You lied to me?"

"From any angle, it is impossible for a human being to lay an egg. Why would you believe such a thing so easily and out of common sense?"

"But you are a ghost."

"The ghost can't do it either, don't underestimate the ghost, you idiot Xiaofan!!!" The little ghost angrily stuffed another egg into my mouth. Well, it was confirmed that the taste was indeed an egg.

"You have been preoccupied during this period. Do you just want to hatch a bunch of chicks? The maternal excess is overflowing?" I pointed to the egg basket in the little ghost's hand. There must be at least twenty in it.

"No, I'm just researching a new type of clear noodle soup. Would adding eggs make it taste better?"

"I think it will taste better if you leave out one key thing, otherwise it will be useless no matter how much you add."

"Wouldn't that be boring? It's ordinary and has no characteristics at all."

"Please respect the food, don't do it in a fun and boring mood, and don't just think about highlighting your personal characteristics. If Vilas sees this scene, she will cry!" I looked serious, hoping that the little ghost could change his ways and start a new life.
To be continued...