Chapter 2490 Another troublesome guy
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"This... Tia, I think I can stay for a day or two more." Looking back from Benzina to Tia, I coughed slightly and said with some lack of confidence.
I originally wanted to say that it doesn't matter if I stay a few more days, but when I think about it, there seem to be a lot of people waiting for me at home. If I stay a few more days, it will only be a day or two. How can I be a coward?
"Fanfan, although our Horadric clan has been reduced to a middle-class clan." Dia pressed her temples, and then suddenly, she reached out and flicked my forehead, and said with a naughty smile.
"However, we also know some of the most basic information outside. Moreover, I have helped the clan a lot recently, dealing with various things."
As she said this, the little girl puffed up her chest proudly, and her cute and airy attitude seemed to say, come on, praise me, come on, touch my head and tell me how awesome I am.
"So?" I forced myself to pretend to be stupid.
"So, there are many people in the camp waiting for Fanfan to go back. I know this." Seeing someone still trying to trick someone, Tia smiled brightly, put her little hands behind her back, pushed her head over, and rubbed her husband's arms.
inside.
"Although I am very reluctant to part with you, as Fanfan's wife, I must have the bearing of a wife. I have no other choice. Seeing that Fanfan has been trying his best to accompany me these days, I will lend Fanfan to them generously.
Uh-huh, I can finally say this with confidence. I don’t know why I feel condescending and superior, hehehe.”
The little girl was talking here and there, probably even she felt embarrassed, she blushed and laughed, but her face was full of contentment, and she nodded vigorously.
"Well, it is indeed very important to strike first."
"Don't be so proud, you little girl." I couldn't stand it any longer. I raised my smug little face in my arms, lowered my head, and knocked my forehead lightly.
"I've been talking about something since just now, really."
"Hey, hehe, what I said are all women's wise words. It doesn't matter if Fanfan doesn't understand."
"You look down on me and I'll spank you!"
"I said... you two." At this moment, Princess Nana, who really couldn't stand it anymore, finally couldn't help coughing a few times and interrupted.
"You called me here just so that I can watch you show off your affection, right?"
"It's none of my business. Who knows what this girl is up to." I shook my head quickly and cleared the relationship. Although I didn't mind teasing Ben Zina, I didn't want to take the blame.
"I called Nana here." Tia readily admitted.
"So, my friend from the zoo who shares the same difficulties, why did you call me here?"
"What... the zoo... share weal and woe?" Dia tilted her head, expressing confusion.
"Ah ah ah, it's nothing. It's nothing. The doll princess must be tongue-tied and said the wrong thing."
When I heard this, I hurriedly interrupted and glared at Princess Wannian. The account from a few days ago was still remembered in my heart. You took it out to ridicule me at this time. It was even worse than a pornographic maid.
Be careful.
"There is no way. In order to keep distance from the monkeys and avoid mental pollution. One of us must be locked up in the zoo. Come on, let's talk about who should be locked up in it. I rarely intend to listen to you, this monkey.
Just once.”
When Benzina faced Tia, her heart was always full of tolerance and gentleness, but when she turned to face me, she immediately raised her eyebrows arrogantly, turned on her venomous tongue, and her facial expressions were not as exaggerated as hers, she was so precise.
Faced with Ben Zina's arrogant approach, I gritted my teeth and suddenly felt compassion: "Actually, is there any difference? Under the oppression of the hell clan, we are all just locked in a zoo and have not truly gained freedom.
Just people.”
"That's what you meant, I understand." Tia looked stunned, but her expression was a little funny. You two, why did you make such simple words so complicated? When did you become so literary?
Ben Zina lightly snorted and gave a look that said, "You're smart this time, but next time it won't be that simple." I responded with a wait-and-see response. It's just a puppet that wants to defeat the top.
"Okay, Fanfan and Nana, don't be upset anymore. It's true, the names are so similar."
"How similar." Ben Zina and I said in unison.
"Fanfan, Nana, Fanfan, Nana, aren't they very similar? They are equally easy to pronounce." Tia pointed at me and then at Benzina, going back and forth.
"It's not like it's good or bad at all, it's just that it sounds easy to you." I patted my forehead with a headache. This girl's ideas are really wild and unconstrained.
"I don't care, anyway, I think they look very similar and match well."
I spat out my old blood again, saying that our names are very similar, that's all. I could barely think of it as a wild idea, and even added a perfect match. How much imagination do you have to say this?
"Tia, you are... a little strange today." As a best friend, Nana frowned and found that Tia was a little unusual today.
"No, it's just... I want to talk to Nana about something, so I called you over."
"Oh, it turns out you really didn't call me here just to watch you show off your affection."
"Of course that's not the case. Nana, do you think I'm such a bad-hearted person? Wuwuwu~~~"
"Yes, yes, is it okay that I was wrong? Then what is so important that I have to stand aside and watch while you are showing off your affection?"
"..." This doll princess really resented the intimacy between Dia and I just now.
"I want to discuss something with Nana." In response to her friend's repeated teasing, Tia smiled, her expression suddenly becoming slightly serious.
"Well, let's talk. I have to go back and take care of business after that." Princess Nana instinctively felt that something was wrong.
"Don't worry, just leave the rest to me."
"What do you mean I'll leave the rest to you?"
"It means that Nana no longer has to worry about these things."
"What does this mean? After all, I am also the former Princess Horadric. Isn't it right for me to do a favor for the clan?"
"But that's not what Nana wants, is it?"
"It has nothing to do with whether you are ambitious or not, I just want to do my part."
"Isn't that great? There happens to be something that needs Nana's help."
"Tia... I have a bad feeling, just tell me. What exactly do you want to discuss with me?" Looking at the brighter and brighter smile on Tia's face, Princess Nana, who knew the other party well, was heartbroken.
Chills.
"What I want to discuss with Nana is..." At this point, Tia's eyes suddenly turned, looking at Benzina and then at me.
"I know." I clapped my hands.
"As the future prince of the Horadric tribe, how can I not have a maid who belongs to the Horadric tribe by my side? That must be what Dia means. She wants Ben... then... then you... to be my personal maid, hum.
Huh, from now on I will be the master of your doll, hahahaha, but there seems to be nothing to be happy about. Why do I have to be the master of a doll, and the mere king of figures? Tsk. This is not forcing me
What’s the rhythm of re-entering the house?”
I kept thinking about it, and the more I thought about it, the richer I became. This is related to the fact that in the original world, I collected several cabinets of hand-made dolls, paintings, life-size pillows, etc., and then talked to them every day as my master or friend.
What's the difference... Damn it, don't let this kind of dark history appear in your mind, you bastard!!!
"Huh? What did I just hear? A terminally delusional monkey squirting out of his mouth the obscene fluid that filled his entire brain?"
Compared to my rich friend, Ben Zina felt even worse after hearing such words. She looked at me tightly with a chill all over her body, as if she was looking at a man wearing underwear, a mouthpiece, a mouthpiece, and a naked body with two hands.
A super pervert running wildly on the street with a vibrator. His venomous tongue is full of fire.
"Really? It's really unfortunate. Let me ask, Your Royal Highness Princess Nana, what exactly is going on in your mind? Isn't it filled with the venom of poisonous snakes and centipedes?"
"That's fine. I will definitely bite you monkey to death first." Ben Zina glared at me fiercely. She was quite angry.
"It's a pity that this Druid is immune to all poisons, hahaha."
"I see that you are not invulnerable to all poisons. The monkey skin on your body is too thick to bite through. Of course, there is no doubt that you are the thickest skinned."
"No, no, no, I am still a little weak in front of your poisonous tongue. Now I have some doubts about whether Andariel is your biological sister. Judging from the time, it is indeed possible."
"Natural is the monkey's long-lost brother. It's just unfortunate that although Duriel is a bit ugly, at least he's not crooked, the monkey's belly has grown to his head, and there's nothing we can do about it being full of pustules.
."
"Then you are Diavolo, breathing poisonous fire!"
"You are Baal the Tentacle, a perverted evil man!"
Ben Zina and I, who were incompatible with each other, had a big fight within a short while. Unexpectedly, Tia did not stand up to help us smooth things over this time. This feeling of violation made both of us feel weird.
Unknowingly, he stopped and looked at Tia.
"Have Fanfan and Nana finished their quarrel?" Tia, who was pretty and charming with her little hands behind her back, always had such a bright and energetic smile.
"Uh ah... the quarrel is over... no, how can the quarrel be over? Ben Druid and this guy have never been finished for the rest of their lives. It's just an intermission, an intermission."
I quickly changed my words, and then glared at Benzina. She happened to stare back, and sparks sparked in the air between the two of them.
"It's really bothering me. Now I finally feel what Nana felt just now."
"How do you feel?" Nana asked carefully. She always felt that Tia was very dangerous now and would say earth-shattering words at any time.
"I was specially called here just to see you two show off your affection. It feels like this."
"Huh?" Benzina and I said in unison, in a high tone, emphasizing our inner surprise and disdain.
"Tia, are you sick today? I think it would be better to go to the pharmacist." I reached out and touched Tia's forehead, and the other hand touched my own forehead. Well, sure enough,
Somewhat hot.
"It's rare for me to agree with you, Tia. It would be better for you to go see a doctor. You are already talking nonsense."
"I was relieved to see that the relationship between Nana and Fanfan is still so good." Ignoring Benzina's and my double persuasion, Tia continued to say outrageous things.
"Good relationship?" We looked at each other and sneered at the same time.
"Yes, in a way, it may be very good. Unknowingly, we have developed a deep relationship that does not mean to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but to live and die in the same year, the same month, the same day. (Even if I die, I will use you as my support. Roar.)
roar)."
"What a coincidence. I feel the same way. We are so close that we want to fall in love and kill each other (let me kill you to prove my love, you stinky monkey)!"
"Hey hey hey."
"Hehehe."
While Benzi Napi and I were laughing and talking about our feelings, the room was filled with a cold feeling for some reason.
But Tia was unaware of all this.
"Hmm, it turns out that Nana and Fanfan's relationship has gotten so good. It's deeper than I thought. It's great."
Wait... wait, Tia. Are you unable to understand human speech, or are you simply unaware of the atmosphere?
Benzina and I had a bad feeling. Maybe we just got off the hook and Tia took advantage of it.
"So, what I want to discuss with Nana is that Nana should go to the third world with Fanfan this time, no. Not just this time, but also in the future. I hope Nana can replace me as the
The permanent representative of our Horadric clan to the Alliance."
"Eh...Ehhhhhh?!!!" Regarding Tia's shocking decision, Benzina used three words to express her shock.
"Tia, you... what are you talking about? Why do I have to go to the third world with this monkey, and why do you want me to be the alliance representative? Shouldn't this candidate be you? This is for
I’ve given you a special status when you often go to the Alliance to meet with monkeys. What on earth are you thinking about?”
"Nana, we are best friends, right?" Faced with Princess Nana's question, Tia asked instead without answering.
"Of course, what are you talking about now? Don't change the subject easily. Answer me quickly, what are you thinking about?" Princess Nana resolutely changed the subject back to the right track.
"Because we are best friends, we understand each other very well." Tia still ignored Princess Nana's question, but said as if talking to herself, slowly took a step forward, and held Princess Nana's hand.
A pair of small hands were held over the heart, with the chin resting lightly on them.
"So, I know Nana very well. Nana is actually not happy in the clan, right?"
"Say... what are you talking about? Tia, are you really sick? I am the former Princess Horadric, this is my home, everything to me, how could I live... not happily?
?”
Princess Nana denied it, but in her words, there was a panic that Tia could see through her heart.
"Nana, we are good friends." Holding Nana's hands, Tia held them harder, and at the same time used more powerful words, word by word, without allowing the other party to refute.
"I know, I know that the eyes of the tribe have put a lot of pressure on Nana, but this is the Horadric clan, a race of mages. Everyone has a mage seed in their heart. When it grows up, it will be difficult for magic to
The desire is unimaginable. Because of this, our Horadric tribe is called a magic tribe. This is our pride, but at the same time, there are unavoidable troubles. For example, Nana, in the eyes of your tribe,
It is a moving treasure mountain, and no one can ignore it. Even if I stop it as Princess Horadric, or even in the future as the patriarch, I cannot stop it. This is the instinctive pursuit and pursuit that exists in our hearts.
eager."
At this point, Tia prayed more earnestly: "So, Nana, I hope you can forgive the tribe's unreasonableness, although I know that such a request is excessive, and it is obvious that they have brought so much pressure to you."
"No, how could it be? Don't be stupid, Tia." Nana was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed with relief, held Tia's hand with her backhand, and followed her example, holding it on her chest and lifting her chin
Press lightly on it.
"Tia, you are wrong about one thing. I emphasize again that this is my home and my people are my family. Even if they do rude things and bring pressure and trouble to me, it would be you if it were you.
, will you argue with your family?"
"No, hey hey, don't I care and be confused?" Diya stuck out her tongue and chuckled mischievously.
"But Nana didn't deny the pressure, right?"
"Yes, that's right. Everyone's gazes do make me feel a little uncomfortable, but that's all. This cannot be the reason for me to abandon this place."
"No, Nana was wrong too. First of all, I didn't ask Nana to abandon this place. I just hoped that Nana could walk out. Secondly, Nana still had something in her heart that she didn't say. That is, Nana didn't
You don’t like this kind of life now, right?”
"Oh, is there any basis for judgment?" Princess Nana smiled vaguely and was noncommittal.
"Humph, Nana, don't underestimate me." She pursed her lips proudly, and Tia lowered her head deeply like a famous detective.
"When Nana was alive... I mean, when Nana didn't lose her body, because of the magic disease, she was so weak that it was difficult to get out of bed, so she always stayed in the house, yearning for the sky outside, right.
"
"This is a good angle, but the evidence is insufficient. Maybe I just like to stay at home and read in peace?"
"Another point is that when Nana is practicing swordsmanship, her concentration and joy are completely different from usual. Isn't this enough?"
"How did you find out?" Nana was stunned, a little helpless. She had tried her best to practice in free time and in no-one places.
"In other words, Nana has admitted it?"
"Yeah, I admit it, but so what. Even if my tribe makes me feel a little uncomfortable, even if I yearn for the outside world, I still think it's better to stay at home than going out with this monkey."
Hey hey, you guy, don't go too far. Fortunately, I showed mercy just now. I just took pity on you!
"Why doesn't Nana like to tell the truth? Especially in front of Fanfan, she always likes to sing the opposite. I think it's very suspicious." Tia looked up and down, as if she wanted to see through her best friend.
"Don't...don't talk nonsense, this monkey and I...forget it, I get it, you are just trying every way to force me out, right?" In the end, with Tia's many tricks, Benzina still did it.
Compromise, it seems that the last resort is me. What happened to me? What kind of pressure did I put on this guy to make her succumb? Could it be that I unexpectedly turned out to be the princess's nemesis?
"But let me tell you in advance that what I promised is only this outing, and the future matters... I will talk about it later. I don't care about alliance representatives or anything, let alone do it."
"Okay, okay, I know, let's make this decision first." Dia smiled and narrowed her eyes, with a calm and wise attitude of having everything under control.
Damn it, is this still the naive, energetic, action-oriented girl I know, whose body reacts faster than her brain?
Chapter completed!