Chapter 2479 The battle at the table is not just a man's romance(1/2)
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"That's true. When we came back just now, Juliet was still singing a lullaby to Brother Wu who was already asleep.○"
When I came back just now... I looked at the sky outside. It was already evening and it was getting dark. Although it gets dark early in this snowy mountain environment, there is a limit to how early it is. I came back at noon and fell asleep.
, in this way, Juliet sang lullabies to me for at least four hours.
This, this, this...this makes me feel so embarrassed.
"Sorry, I was negligent. I thought Juliet would stop when she fell asleep, but I didn't expect that she would keep singing." For this, I can only sincerely apologize to the Mipa Knight who is eager to protect the calf.
Never let others take the blame.
"It doesn't matter to me. As long as Juliet is satisfied, besides, His Highness should not apologize to me, but should say thank you to Juliet." Knight Mipa shook his head and touched Juliet's head with a full look in his eyes.
gentle.
"No, no, no, your highness slept well, which is the greatest compliment to Juliet." Juliet shook her head, showing an intoxicating and pitiful smile, and the warmth of the Virgin seemed to radiate behind her.
"Okay then, I won't be polite, but your voice is fine after singing for so long."
"It's just a lullaby, not an intense melody. Even if Juliet is an ordinary person, if she can't even do this, she doesn't deserve to be called one of the top ten singers."
With my worry on her face, the confused knight looked confident. As expected, she has extraordinary confidence in music and dance.
"Yeah, thanks, but next time you remember to stop when you see me falling asleep, what a waste. If I knew you wouldn't stop, I wouldn't be able to fall asleep no matter what."
As soon as I finished the words, I knew something was wrong. Sure enough, Linya Xiaonizi's hands secretly wandered around my waist again, as if to say, Brother Wu, how dare you say this in front of me, and what's next?
Second-rate?
"Ahem, cough, cough. I'm hungry, let's get some... ah."
I suddenly felt depressed and remembered the provocative speech the little fox left before leaving. As a distinguished guest, Linya would definitely go to the dinner party and would not be able to leave. The same goes for Knight Mipa. In other words, Juliet and I would have to make enough food and clothing ourselves.
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"Brother Wu really wants to have a taste of my craftsmanship?" Linya asked with a smile when she saw that I suddenly woke up. Then she looked downcast and beating her chest in disappointment.
"I think about it, I think about it so much."
I am a little chicken pecking at rice, and I have been tortured by the salty hell again and again in the Sky Fox test. Now I am in urgent need of normal things to reverse my distorted taste buds. Not to mention Linya’s craftsmanship is very good, second only to others at home.
Vilas. Even if it is ordinary, it is still delicious to me.
"It's a pity that it's too late. If we don't leave in a few minutes, Lucia will probably send someone to rush us." Linyaniko looked at the sky. The smile on her face became even bigger.
The glimmer of hope that appeared on my face dimmed instantly, and I became even more powerless. I fell limply on the chair and rolled around, saying silently, "I really want to eat the food cooked by Linya, I really want to eat the food cooked by Linya."
Appealing.
"Perhaps, there are other ways?" Faced with my rolling around, Linya sat down and gently scratched my face.
"No, I just want to eat Linya's cooking." I grumbled and shook my head.
"Really not?"
"No, just don't, men always say the same thing."
"That's such a pity." Linya lamented and stood up to leave.
"Vilas made a table of delicious food before I left and asked me to bring it to Brother Wu in a box to eat. It seems that Brother Wu didn't want to eat it."
As soon as I finished speaking, I jumped up from the chair and hugged Linya's waist tightly from behind.
"Yes, I want, I was wrong."
"Isn't it true that gentlemen say what they say?" Linya turned around and winked at me playfully, which made my teeth itch with hatred. Damn it, these words were spoken so many years ago. Why do I still remember them so tightly?
"I made a mistake. I'm not a pure man. I'm the number one man in Dongrog, so what I said just now doesn't count."
"Is there any difference between the two?" Linya tapped her chin, tilted her head, pretending to be silly and thinking, but the darkness in her heart was fully exposed.
"Yes, that's right. Gentlemen say one thing and two things, and men say one thing and two things." I was talking nonsense. Anyway, for the sake of the delicious food made by Veras, I was not prepared to be moral.
"What the hell is this?" Faced with my shameless behavior, even Linya couldn't do anything.
"Anyway, I won't let go until you hand over Veras's vegetable box." I took the opportunity to rub my face against Linya's lower back, taking advantage of her.
"Woo~~Woo~~Wait...wait, I'll take it out right now, Brother Wu, don't do this, someone is watching."
"Sorry, we didn't see anything, please continue." Knight Mipa immediately turned his head out of the window and covered Juliet's eyes in an exaggerated manner, implying that a scene inappropriate for children was taking place here.
At best, this is just a show of affection, but it is really too forceful and inappropriate for children.
Although we were very dissatisfied with the ridiculing behavior of Knight Mipa, Linya and I still took a break and recruited the other two people.
"You guys can come over and have some too."
"Well... it's not very good. I'm going to attend Her Highness Lucia's dinner later. Wouldn't it be a bit disrespectful to eat it now? It's better to leave it to Her Highness and Juliet."
Although Knight Mipa is naughty and always teasing this and that, when it comes to etiquette and rules, she is still serious and abides by them very much. Suddenly, I feel that she still looks a bit like a knight.
"Don't worry, the little fox is not such a fussy person." I smiled and let it go. Together with Linya, we opened the thousand-layer box one by one. Although it was not as high as the real disc's thousand-layer box, it was still an exaggeration. Two portions.
Boxes, if stacked on top of each other, would be taller than a person.
The dishes inside are naturally rich and full of color, flavor and flavor. I think Veras must have prepared enough for three days, if I were the only one eating it.
Smelling the fragrance, Knight Mipa couldn't help but be tempted by Willas's craftsmanship. After hesitating for a few seconds, he happily decided to join.
"Yeah. It's delicious. Lord Vilas's cooking is indeed better than hearing about it every time."
"Mila, eat more, this place is full of Lady Willas's thoughts." Juliet, who went back to the camp with me a few days ago, highly recommended it.
"If you eat it all, your highness won't be angry." Knight Mipa chewed quickly, and his mouth was bulging, but he still looked elegant and noble, and spoke clearly. Could this be the song of the singer too?
One of the abilities?
"Humph, it seems that I have been underestimated. I grew up eating Vilas's food... No, getting older... That's not right either. I should have grown up eating Vilas's food. In other words, I have been influenced by Vilas's craftsmanship.
, the influence is extremely broad. How can you care about such a trivial matter."
At this time, I completely forgot the fact that I was the third stingiest Roger. I said it without any shame.
"It's true, Brother Wu, although I never thought that I could win Vilas, but with the food cooked by Vilas, he completely forgot about me. He was obviously rolling around and acting coquettishly just now to lure me to stay for dinner.
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Linya ate while talking. Everyone seemed to have forgotten the little fox's dinner and held a moment of silence for her.
"Who...who is acting coquettishly? Don't talk nonsense." In response to Linya's protest, I could only avoid the important and take the easy.
"Speaking of which, you should not be convinced, but you seem to be eating too slowly."
"I am turning grief and anger into strength."
"It's just the appetite."
"Brother Wu is really long-winded. Watch your moves!"
This naughty little girl, a silvery white light flashed in her hand. In the blink of an eye, Linya snatched the string of chicken fillets with tomato sauce that I was about to devour, and held it up with a fork like a trophy.
"Baby Linya, be good and return my chicken tenders."
I suddenly couldn't bear it anymore, snatching food from the tiger's mouth? Have you heard about my uncle's famous post in Rogge camp? Wu Feifan, the one-eyed dragon with sloping feet who is known to do all kinds of evil in Dongluoge and even blackmailed a three-year-old child, is my uncle.
"don't want."
"You really want to go to the house and uncover the tiles." I shook my body and showed the (mysterious) majesty of the head of the family.
"Yeah~~~" Linya opened her seductive little mouth and was about to take the spoils for herself.
"Wait a minute, baby Linya, Lady Linya, Your Highness Linya, please show mercy. Do you know? A great man once said that eating chicken tenders will make a woman's breasts grow bigger."
"It's... that's not the case. Brother Wu, you are talking nonsense again." Linya couldn't ignore the topic after all. She put down her fork and subconsciously covered her chest. Her little face turned red and cute.
"I'm not talking nonsense. Think about it, isn't chicken fillet made of chicken breast? You get what you eat. You can learn from the past." I looked sad, as if I had had a painful past experience.
"Really... is this true?" Linya knew that I was talking nonsense, but Linya, who was very concerned about the size of her breasts, couldn't help but be fooled.
"Really, really, so I'm doing this for your own good. Come on, obediently, return my chicken fillet. Why do you think I keep eating this? I just don't want you to accidentally eat it and regret it."
ah."
Seeing that the evil plot was about to succeed, I stretched out my hand and slowly grabbed Linya's fork, "Hey, hey, you little girl, you can just obediently throw yourself on the bed and cry your heart out."
Just as his hand was about to touch the fork, at this moment, another shadow struck back and snatched the chicken fillet skewers away.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that . Is this true? Then I can’t help but be tempted." Looking back, the hateful smile of Knight Mipa appeared in his eyes.
"Are you going to go against me too? How unbecoming is it for a mere knight to steal his master's food?" My dragon body shook, and His Royal Highness's majesty was deep and distant.
"Your Highness, I am a knight and a woman. There are some things that a woman cannot compromise on. Your Highness should understand this explanation."
"No, no, no, as a woman, if you don't compromise, most elven women will cry." I subconsciously glanced at Knight Mipa's chest and blurted out.
"But that doesn't include Jeluka and Colgate, right?"
"..." Do you have to compete with these big-breasted twin maids limited to the elves? When you become the strongest among the elves, will you still have to compete with Linya and the female Amazon? In the end,
Still want to compete with female barbarians?
To be continued...