"Who did the shameful thing to whom first? Can you tell me?"

"I didn't do it."

"That's right, you are a shameless guy, right? Unlike Ben Druid, although he has a mortal face and has no characteristics, at least he can face his own life bravely and never hide his head or tail.

"

"Young man, you are too young to understand. If someone can pull me out one day, the moment I appear in front of the world, the world will definitely face destruction or rebirth. There is no third choice."

"I don't know whether the world will perish or be reborn. I only know that you should take medicine now."

"Why don't you believe me even though I finally told the truth?"

"Then you have to tell me first, are you telling the truth when you are not taking the medicine, or are you telling the truth after taking the medicine?"

"Of course...bastard, I don't need to take medicine! You idiot Druid can't cure your brain or restore your moral integrity even if you take medicine!" Evelina was furious and spoke incoherently.

"Calm down, calm down, my dear patient, your mood is very unstable today. I suggest you eat a bag of spicy strips to calm down the anger first, and then swallow the whole bottle of brain fragments. You will definitely feel better."

"I'm going to kill you, this quack doctor who is trying to kill you!"

As a result, Gaia energy cannons dropped like raindrops from mid-air and hit me hard.

A gentleman should talk but not take action. This bastard Evelina is really not a man. After all, this is my dream realm, and I am the master here. Why can this guy be so unscrupulous? Can't I have a decent protagonist?

With his stance, an idea struck him, his tiger body shook, and he turned around to judge this arrogant salted fish sword?

After running for half an hour, the energy cannon above his head stopped. If what he was walking on was the Dark Continent, all the lives would have been destroyed by Evelina's anger. This guy is definitely a dangerous person and a terrorist.

"Tsk, wasting my time."

After taking a few breaths, I still pretended to be disdainful, patted my sleeves, and took a bite calmly. If you lose, you won't lose. If you are beaten, you should protect your face first. This is the motto of this druid.

"It's over? You guy, just disappear quietly for me. Watch this druid practice his magic skills. One day, what kind of devil king and devil will come to mind? I want to pull out this salty fish sword of yours.

When we come out, we will see how you perish or be reborn, and you won’t have to worry about your teeth popping out if you tell lies.”

"You won't expect that moment to come, believe me." Evelina played hard, then dived and disappeared.

Pretend, just keep pretending. I raised my middle finger to the sky. Just as I was about to concentrate on continuing to practice, I suddenly thought of something.

"Oh, Boss Avria."

no response.

I won’t give up. I bark three times in a row, each one more flattering than the last.

"Bah~~~~ You bastard, you suddenly have such a flattering tone, it's so disgusting." Sure enough, Evelina couldn't stand it anymore, and she had to float with goosebumps all over her body.

"You only have three minutes, I'm very busy." Seeing me asking for help from him, this guy immediately raised his tail, acting like a leader, even though he had a big belly.

"I want to ask. You should know that I recently purchased a bottle of red dragon essence and blood, right?"

"Uh-huh. Of course I know." This guy responded proudly.

"You bastard, you are always spying on my every move." I was furious and couldn't bear it.

"This..." Evelina sneered a few times.

"Don't I care about you? Think about it. You are the only one in this world who can talk to me. If you die accidentally, I will be so lonely."

"It's easy." I snapped my fingers happily: "Just give me some ways to quickly increase my strength. My requirements are not high. I can master the eight-wing and six-wing within half a year."

"I suddenly miss the lonely days, so you might as well die." Evelina said with a cold voice and an expressionless face. Tsk, this guy has no sense of humor at all.

No, I always feel that the topic of voyeurism has been brushed aside and passed over in an insidious way.

Forget it, now that I have something to ask for, I won’t care about it for now, just write it down in a small notebook, and I will ask this guy to do the accounting later.

"Now that you know, how about giving me some advice? This shouldn't violate your principles, right?"

"Not sure, but why should I tell you?"

"For God's sake."

"It was God's lifelong mistake not to throw you into the toilet and flush you away."

Well, here comes the consequences of always complaining about God.

"Should you say it or not?" I suddenly straightened my face.

"Ouch, you're still planning to threaten me."

"If you don't tell me, I'll give you a new nickname."

Avria: "..."

I:"……"

"Okay, you win." Finally, Xianyujian surrendered. I am indeed very powerful and worthy of being the Named Emperor.

"Come on, tell me, can you still drink this thing?" I took out the blood essence of the Red Dragon Queen with satisfaction and shook it towards the sky.

"No one will die if you drink it."

"I feel a little relieved but it's not enough. Can you be more specific and detailed?" My eyes lit up and I continued to ask.

"For example?"

"For example, even if it won't kill me if I drink it, will it turn me into something strange?"

"That's what you're afraid of? Don't you think you're weird enough now?"

"..."

Although I wanted to refute it, when I thought about my ragdoll bear transformation and the female body of Saint Yue Xian Wolf, I bent forward in frustration and could not get up again.

It made so much sense that I was speechless.

After being stunned for a long time, I slapped the table with inexplicable grief and anger, not knowing who to blame: "But, I don't want to become more weird!"

"No, no, no, you have to do some reverse thinking. Maybe this bottle of blood essence will not only make you weirder, but can actually cure some of your weird problems?"

Evelina suddenly said something extraordinary, which made thunder flash through my mind, and I was stunned on the spot.

Yes, why didn't I think of it? When I heard that there might be a problem with the sperm and blood, I kept thinking in the worst direction. It became a fixed mindset, but I forgot that bacteria also have good comrades.

"That's right, Evelina, you reminded me."

Holding a fist in my hand, I took a step forward with bright eyes, just like a proletarian migrant worker wearing a red scarf who is full of hope, passion and motivation in the new era of being able to turn his slaves into masters and become the new masters of the country under the leadership of socialism...

…people.

"Even if such a good thing does happen, you are still a strange guy, and this cannot change." I hate my good Evelina decisively complained, but it can no longer damage the brilliance of the sickle and hammer at this time.

I thrive under it.

"This...are you really listening to me? I'm sorry to give you hope, but to be honest, the probability is less than one in ten thousand."

"So what?" I was confident. Have you forgotten? Ben Druid is a person with the aura of the protagonist.

"Listen to me seriously. What I mean is that this probability of less than one in ten thousand is an ordinary figure without taking into account your quasi-tragedy emperor attributes."

I raised my head confidently, but then I fell to my knees with a thud.

Department... Department of motor, I actually forgot that before the protagonist's halo, my quasi-tragedy emperor's halo has a higher priority. What kind of bastard world is this? Why do you want to play with the protagonist's young and fragile mind like this? What if I

I've been ruined. I want to see who else those bastard directors, screenwriters and investors can find to replace me, who can play the most important protagonist and heroine at the same time, as well as a supporting role, a passerby, a martial arts double, and often play the role of Ji Xiang.

He is a multi-functional ace actor who is capable of showing off his intelligence by showing off his cuteness. He is a comedian who juggles props and sacrifices his appearance and moral integrity to highlight the intelligence and strength of both the enemy and us.

Haha~~~Haha~~~ I thought about it carefully. I am so damn great. I have decided that if there are no three chicken drumsticks in the lunch box from now on, I will quit.

"After talking so much, please give me a summary. What should I do with this bottle of blood essence?" Finally, I asked dejectedly as if I had given up on treatment.

"You can drink it, no problem. Whether it makes you weirder or can cure some of your strange attributes, it won't shake your current basic settings."

Settings... I also want to know what my settings are.

As if she had a glimpse of my thoughts, Evelina added: "The self-complaining silly mortal tragedy druid sells meat and cuteness without moral integrity and ruins the setting of three views."

Woohoo, let me know, don't let me know, bastard!

"What if someone else drinks it?"

I have never forgotten Akara's words, and blood essence is the icing on the cake for me. My current strength has improved so quickly that I have fallen behind in many skills and have to fill the foundation in the dream realm.

The most important thing is that I feel that such a bottle of essence and blood cannot help me suddenly rise to the point where I can compete with the four demon kings and three demon gods. My current situation is rather strange, and my strength is only half a bucket of water, neither above nor below.

Facing other strong monsters, they can escape even if they can't win, but they are completely unable to compete with the four demon kings and three demon gods. It can only be said that the gap in strength between these seven guys and the monsters in the hell world is a bit big. No wonder they can firmly control the carving up.

The whole hell world.

Since I can't become a superman by drinking in one breath, then it is of great significance to improve the strength of my friends around me. As the saying goes, two fists can't beat four hands, which means that girlfriends are still very important... Wait, I

What are you talking about? Inexplicably, the role of acer is brought into the picture.

"I advise you to give up this idea. It doesn't matter if weird people become weirder, but it would be bad if normal people suddenly become weird. And there is no one around you who can bear it, right?"

Evelina made such a good comment that it took me three seconds to understand its meaning, and it made me feel extremely painful.

"That's a good question." As soon as I clapped my hands, I was waiting for this sentence.

"So, Avlia, can you help me dilute this blood essence? It doesn't matter if it is diluted to a hundred parts."
To be continued...