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Seeing that my defense was flawless, Princess Wannian puffed out her mouth and was a little angry. This article was first published by..

"Why, you seem to be afraid of me?" She used a very stupid provocation method. It was so naive. Do you think I would be fooled by this method that can only be used to deal with monkeys?

"Afraid of you? Hahaha, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year!"

Stop it! I can’t be fooled! I’m not a monkey!!!

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. If you have any tricks, just come over!" Now that the matter is over, I can only take one step at a time.

"Actually, it has nothing to do with me, I just feel sad for Tia." This book started to take action, trying to lift Tia out, and suddenly hit my Achilles heel.

"Then just take your time and grieve, I won't accompany you." I turned around to leave, but was grabbed by the back of my collar. I turned around and met the cold eyes of the culprit.

"Are you still Tia's fiancé?" Seeing that I was out of touch, she asked angrily.

"Well...it depends on what aspect you are talking about."

"What else does this mean?"

"That is, for example, if you tell me that you don't even dare to run naked around the village, are you still considered Tia's fiancé? Do you think I have to run naked?"

"So you can actually say that." Ben Zina looked shocked. She seemed to have learned a new posture. Oh no, look at my bad mouth that deserves to be slapped. What can I do to instill nourishment into this vicious-tongued guy?

"Actually, it wouldn't do Tia any good to let you go streaking, so I won't say that."

"It's good if you understand."

"So how about running around naked and calling me Aditya loudly?"

"It seems you don't understand at all."

"You are allowed to wear a pair of big pants, after all, I don't want to see your ugly appearance."

"Thank you very much. Since you are so sincere in what you say, I will definitely let you see it alone another day when I have the opportunity. Until you get used to it. We are comrades in arms, how can there be such a superficial grudge between us?"

"You porn monkey! Who is a comrade with an idiot like you? If you dare to do this, I will cut off your ugly thing!" Princess Wannian's face suddenly turned red, she clenched her fists and glared at me.

"Oh my god. What on earth is this? You should explain it clearly. How can I know if you don't tell me?"

"You... wuwu, you are so irritating. Today's monkey is particularly irritating." Benzina gritted her teeth. She kept stamping her feet, but there was nothing she could do to me.

Hahaha, I kind of understand. This guy's weakness is discussing sexy topics, which is exactly the opposite of the dirty maid.

Very good, let me write some dirty jokes to avenge old and new grudges.

"If you dare to say weird things again, I will string your mouth and anus together." Ben Zina seemed to have sensed my intention, and she pulled out her blue-white rapier with a murderous look on her face.

"..."

Damn it, is your promise to be a gentleman with words or with hands? Oh, I forgot, this guy is not a gentleman.

"You're not here to quarrel with me, are you?"

Seeing that Princess Wannian seemed to have forgotten her original purpose, I had no choice but to remind her a little. What I didn’t want to remind you was that the threat of connecting her mouth to her anus was too great, which made me subconsciously tighten my anus for fear of Princess Wannian’s.

His personality and behavior developed in a strange direction, and he had no choice but to change the topic.

"I would have forgotten if you didn't tell me. I wanted to remind you at first that you lost a few gems."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!!!" I flipped up the coffee table in my heart with tragic anger, and the tornado turned around and ran back. I searched desperately on the road, not even missing the ant holes.

Wait, I don’t have any gems on me. I touched my arms and found a money bag in my hand. I picked it up. I remembered the crisp sound of gold coins colliding, like celestial music. I closed my eyes intoxicated, and then suddenly

When the ground opened, it was like a famous detective who finally discovered the criminal from the clues.

"You're lying, I have gold coins in my arms."

"Yes, I lied to you."

"You even shamelessly admitted it."

"Actually, I have something very important to tell you."

"Do you think changing the topic will work for me as a founder, stupid puppet?"

"It's about your wedding to Tia."

"If I don't listen, don't let me be fooled again."

"I'm not kidding, I'm serious."

"Idiot doll, your mouth should be oiled up."

"..."

"Why aren't you talking? Could it be that the power is broken? No, you have to quickly find a spring to twist it. Is it the back or the head? I guess it's the head, after all, it's the one with the least power.

The place."

After a while of crackling, a certain druid sat down obediently with a bruised nose and face.

"I'm sorry, I got carried away."

Really, she was really violent. This Wannian Princess is not cute at all.

"If it weren't for Tia, I wouldn't bother to care about you stupid monkey. Tia is also confused. How can she like such a monkey? Could it be related to her liking for eating sandworms and scorpions?"

That's too much to say... Well, I don't dispute that Tia's taste is a bit heavy when it comes to food.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. If you have anything to say, sit down and let's talk about it. Being angry can't solve any problems, can it?" I looked mature and steady, as if I were soothing a child with a tantrum, and pressed towards Princess Wannian.

With the palm of his hand, he motioned her to sit down first before talking.

Put the leaking gas tank aside for now. How about we smoke a cigarette to calm down the panic?

As a result, the next second, Benzina was savagely pressing the back of her head, rubbing her face against the rough wooden table, like a devil's pace.

"There is... something to say... violence cannot solve... any problem..."

Even though I was subjected to such cruel and merciless abuse, I was still unwilling to give up. With compassion, I firmly believed that Princess Wannian could still be cured. For example, I could first try the expired contraceptive pills from the pornographic maid, supplemented by Bianchat's customized pills.

Dark stew broth, paired with Little Ghost's Diamond Clear Noodle Soup.

After experiencing some inhumane torture, Princess Wannian finally calmed down and got down to business.

"Let me explain in advance that our Horadric race is a civilized race."

"Yes, I absolutely believe that if a certain violent woman hadn't lowered the civilization value, then civilization would have reached the sky."

I don’t know if the Horadric tribe has broken through the sky. I only know that after I tried to die, my head broke through the sky.

"However, in this dazzling civilization, we also retain a bit of traditional blood. We have not lost the courage and enterprising spirit of our ancestors."

"I now understand the meaning of this sentence very deeply." My head pierced the entire hard wooden table. My eyes seemed to have circles. I completely agreed with this sentence.

"Although I don't know if the current Horadric tribe has preserved this tradition, but I believe everyone still remembers it!" At this point, Benzina slapped the wooden table with both hands, just like a master of internal martial arts slamming the table in anger.

The wooden table tragically fell apart and flew away. The good news was that I was freed from my neck being stuck.

"So, what exactly is the tradition you are talking about? What do you want me to do?" I rubbed my neck and saw that Ben Zina finally got to the point, so I stopped making jokes.

"Hunting." These three words came out softly from Princess Wannian's beautiful lips.

"hunting?"

"Yes, just like animals show off their fists and muscles when courting, our Horadric clan, who were born in ancient times, when proposing, the man will also show his strength to the woman in the way of hunting, and will

Prey is used as a token of marriage proposal. This tradition has continued until my era. Although it has become less important and must be done, if you have this intention, it will undoubtedly add more color to the wedding of two people."

"Okay, I understand what you mean." This ancient tradition has appeared in every world. Of course, it will also change due to different times. For example, in the original world, money often replaced

Muscles become showpieces.

"Such a simple thing, even with the IQ of a monkey, it shouldn't be difficult to understand." Ben Zina nodded, satisfied that I didn't pretend to be stupid.

"But here comes the question. I want to ask, in the ancient times of your Horadric tribe, when this tradition was still a necessity, what should you do if the other way around is that the woman wants to pursue the man?"

Perhaps she didn't expect that I would observe the problem from the perspective of heaven (ten), horse (fen), movement (odd), and sky (pa). Princess Wannian tilted her head and thought about it, not sure.

"There are few such examples, but they are not absent."

"What should we do?"

"Well, I remember...if the woman is strong, she can just defeat the man and drag him home."

At the end, Princess Nana was a little embarrassed, and there were two beautiful blushes on her pretty cheeks. After all, such a primitive style did not fit the image of the Horadric mage today, and the woman dragged the man back forcibly.

Just thinking about it makes it hard to talk about everything at home.

"Bastard monkey, look what you made me say?!" Finally, this shyness turned into nameless anger and came towards me.

I blinked innocently: "If you don't want to say it, just don't say it. I didn't force you to say it. Why are you so angry?"

"It's not because I was careless and was induced by the monkey!" She probably felt that this anger was a bit inexplicable, so Princess Nana sat down again and took a big gulp of ice water to cool down.

"Anyway, you want me to hunt a monster now. The stronger the better, is this right?"

"I'm not asking you to go. No one is forcing you to go. It's up to you whether you want to go or not." Princess Wannian rolled her eyes at me and said this, if I don't go, you will despise me to death, right?
To be continued...