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"Huha, I'm exhausted, Vilas, water, give me water quickly."

When we returned to the elves, it was already the fourth day after Artoria woke up. During these few days, we did nothing but hurried on our way, and then were paraded through the streets in major elven cities...ah

Bah, look at my rotten mouth, I should be inspecting the kingdom and checking on the people's sentiments.

According to Arlandlan's arrangement, on the night when we woke up, after meeting many elven elders who had been waiting outside the room for a long time, we didn't even sleep and started making preparations all night long. Artoria just woke up after sleeping for seven days and nights.

It's no problem, but I'm getting ready to go to bed, dear.

Don't look at the inspection being very simple. It seems like Artoria and I just need to walk around the Elf Kingdom to show our presence. There are many rules and etiquette here. There is no way. The noble, cool and elegant elves love this.

The more solemn a set is, the more it can arouse their bohemian artist’s heart. Then, for this first inspection of the kingdom by Her Majesty the Queen and His Royal Highness the Prince, they left countless words, sculptures, paintings, music, poems, etc.

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If elves didn't love to do these little literary jobs, why would there be bronze statues of me and Arturia in wedding dresses, and the most annoying statue of the Hanged Man from the Sky Tribe? These guys have considered me.

How do you feel about Artoria?

Like an animal in a cage, I was watched by enthusiastic elves on both sides for three full days on the broad street covered with flowers and ribbons, but I still had to keep smiling and waving to both sides. I felt that even if I was really in a cage

Animals, or prisoners, will also feel much better than us, at least they don't have to force a smile.

The only gain is that the topic of Her Majesty the Queen will increase dramatically in the near future, and as a bonus for recharging, I, the hard-working prince, will probably draw a few strokes casually, as the carapace of a seven-star ladybug on the green leaves next to the red flowers.

A spot the size of a pinhole.

Of course, what we need is this effect. If these elves who have been watching us like animals for three days don't spread the news that Artoria is safe and sound, I can't help but turn into Godzilla and destroy their city.

Treaded flat.

Naturally, it is impossible for Vilas and the others to go with me on this inspection, otherwise there is no doubt how much hatred will be drawn. Think about it from my perspective. If I were an elf with a dream and infinite longing for Her Majesty the Queen, see you

When the prince with a passerby's face, who had spent eight lifetimes to get married to Her Majesty the Queen, actually swaggered through the city with several other wives from his alliance, I strapped explosives to my body every minute and pounced on that damn bastard.

Fortunately, although many girls did not come with us this time, with Angelil here, we were not afraid of being bored or lonely.

"Sir, here comes the water." The little maid who belongs to me, Vilas, diligently brought the water and handed it to me. If I had been more into the drama, I would have played myself half-dead, and I would not even have the strength to raise my hand.

, this considerate little wife might hold me in her arms tenderly and feed me water herself.

Thinking of this, I felt so regretful that I wanted to roll on the floor. I wished I could give myself a seven-injury punch right now, spit out a few mouthfuls of thick black blood, and collapse to the ground, in exchange for the infinite tenderness of Veras.

Forget it, who is to blame for my poor acting skills? It’s not bad to have water. I shook my head and was about to take the water. Suddenly a small hand came out from the side. I cut my hair in the middle and snatched the water. Then I put one hand on my waist and raised my head.

He shook his head and drank the full glass of water.

Unexpectedly, when I was in a mischievous mood and personally taught (mis)guided and demonstrated to Beiya the "correct way to drink goat's milk", she still remembers it and can do it naturally. Apparently she does this often.

There is absolutely no doubt about my intentions in teaching her.

Should I say this girl is innocent? Or is she cute and stupid?

I forgot to mention just now that in addition to Arturia and I, Beja also participated in the inspection of the kingdom. As an elf princess, she is fully qualified for this. However, in the past, this stupid girl was young and did not serve for the elves.

Making a contribution, even if she gets praise, it's just a pie in the sky. It's just her mother's glory. Yalandlan is not willing to let Beja bear these vanities.

Only in this more than a year, due to the disappearance of Arturia, Beja finally fulfilled her responsibilities as an elf princess and began to participate in management. Although she was still inexperienced and unable to handle important matters, she really showed her talents.

Her face made most of the elves know that the only princess of the entire elves, Her Royal Highness Beja, who was loved as a treasure by everyone, finally began to show off the princess's glory... Uh, I can't go on, I'm going to feel sick.

I'm getting goosebumps. How sad it would be if these elves who have high hopes for Beja's girl could see the true character of their princess. I'm afraid the suicide rate among the elves would immediately increase ten thousand times.

Ahem, the topic went off the rails. Because of this, the little girl Beja finally came in handy and showed her talents to the elves. Yalandlan also began to consider pushing her out and taking care of her.

She said that she was being cute or something, so this little girl got into my and Arturia's stolen car naturally... Bah, bah, it's a royal car.

I still remember very clearly that late that night, with infinite malice, I took the initiative to wake up Beiya, and when I kicked her out of bed, she looked pitiful in bed, rubbing her sleepy eyes and hugging the quilt. It was really cute.

Oh... No, you just made me feel happy and let you and the dead dog defeat me. I have said it before, a gentleman takes revenge from morning to night, hehehehe.

The only surprise is probably that this girl actually likes to sleep naked. Of course, that doesn't count as sleeping naked. She also wears a small panty, only exposing her upper body. But everyone knows that this girl has small breasts, so this kind of thing is impossible.

It doesn't matter, I just think of her as a cute boy, and I don't feel any guilt at all.

Beiya was also sleepy. In addition, her IQ was not very good. When she heard Yalandlan's instructions, she started to get up and put on clothes in a daze.

I forgot what happened just now, and I had no idea that her two slightly raised hills and two pink dots, which had no ornamental value at all, had been looked at by me over and over, and she didn't even beat me up. This is really great.

Probably because of this inadvertent incident, I felt a little guilty. At this time, I saw Beiya snatching away my small blue bottle worth 600 yuan and drank it all in three gulps. I wasn’t angry, just a little depressed and made me feel sick.

Look at this nasty little girl.

"This is my water glass." I looked at Beiya with a fake look on my face.

"So what?" The little girl drank all the water, as if she had drank up all my integrity in one go. She was so proud. I really don't know what she was so proud of.

"I drink it all the time." I made a gesture of drinking water, hoping that this stupid girl would wake up.

"Then...so what?" Beiya seemed to understand a little bit. As arrogant as she was, she wanted to force her words and refused to admit defeat.

"I drink it often, and it must be stained with my saliva." I looked at Beiya with a malicious look on my face, expecting her to show disgust and disgust, hahaha, I just want to disgust you.

"Then...so what?" This little girl is quite strong. Even though I said this, she still refused to show off her interesting appearance as a prodigal dog. She also found an excuse for herself to feel at ease.

"Anyway, idiot Wu has been away for so many days, and the saliva on the cup has long dried up. It must be like this."

"That's not necessarily the case." I couldn't stop laughing. Speaking of which, if I let her go so easily, would I still be the third stingiest Roger?

"You don't know, I love this cup very much. I like to lick it whenever I have nothing to do, like this, like this." As I said that, I made a tea-drinking gesture, and then held the rim of the cup in my mouth.

Lick at 60 degrees counterclockwise, then lick clockwise, and repeat.

"You...you idiot Wu, you are so disgusting. I have never seen a more disgusting guy than you." Beiya was frightened by my actions. She looked at the cup in her hand like a savage beast and was about to drop it.

However, her movements suddenly stopped, and she showed a doubtful expression: "You don't want to make me sick, so you said such things on purpose, right?"

"What did you say? Am I like that kind of person?" My character was doubted, and I expressed my indignation.

"It's not like that, you are."

"In this case, I have nothing to say. Come here and see the guest off." Seeing that Beiya was disgusted, I acted decisively and at least sent the little girl away so that I could have time with the girl I had been separated from for three days.

They warmly (hug) affection (hug) and reminisce (hug) about the past (hug).

"Wait a minute, your Highness is disgusted and you want to back down? Idiot Wu is nothing more than that. He doesn't look like a man at all." Beiya looked down on me with a condescending look.

"What did you say?"

"What's wrong with me? If you have the ability, just do what you just said to me. Don't you want to disgust me? You should do it." With that, the little girl handed the cup to me.

A look of disdain, as if to say, if you are a man, go down a hundred levels... No, if you are a man, just do it for me.

"You little girl, you really made yourself sick. OK, OK, I'll do it for you." As I said that, I lifted the cup, put it to my mouth, licked it 360 degrees counterclockwise, and then licked it smoothly.

The hour hand licks 360 degrees. Although I am usually not that bored to do this, does such a simple thing still require practice?

Putting down the cup, I looked at Beiya with a provocative look on her face. How about it? You were disgusted. Now you know that you ate my saliva?

Unexpectedly, Beya shouted loudly and suddenly laughed like a child who had succeeded in his evil plot.

"Idiot Wu was fooled, fool Wu was fooled, fool Wu ate His Highness's saliva, hahahahaha."

I had a black line on my face. Look at the cup in my hand, right? Beya had just drank it, and her saliva must have remained on it. I licked it clean like this.

"You stinky girl, don't run away, don't let me catch you, or I'll make you lick the cup ten times!" Lifting the coffee table in my heart, I angrily rushed towards Beiya with my teeth and claws. This girl had already

I was on guard and ran away while I was still in a daze.

Bastard, I was fooled by the cute and adorable Beiya girl. What’s wrong with me? Did my IQ become lower after participating in the inspection? Or is it that after this inspection, Beiya girl had an epiphany or got the idea?

Inexplicable IQ bonus?

"Um... Sir, do you want more water? Let me pour you another glass." Vilas looked at me troubled and asked softly.

"Yes, of course I do. Damn it, it's all that little girl's fault. I almost forgot that I'm going to die of thirst. Please help me pour some more water. By the way, wash the cup first."

Thinking of licking Beiya's saliva just now, I couldn't help but slurp a few times. Although now I think carefully about it, I smacked my tongue a few times. It seems that I didn't pick up any peculiar smell. Instead, there was a faint sweet taste of a girl on my tongue buds.

It spread on the body, but that was Beja's saliva. If you eat it, you will become stupid. Well, that must be the case.

The inspection work was completed, and there was a trace of restlessness among the elves. Because of Artoria's return, peace was restored again. I can live a life of eating and waiting for death, but Artoria cannot come back.

After that, she immediately returned to the study without stopping and started to deal with family affairs. It seemed that she really wanted to fulfill the promise she made when she woke up and do it for ten days and ten nights.

Even Arlandan couldn't persuade her, so Sister Colgate had no choice but to take turns to serve and take care of Artoria, doing everything she could as a maid.

"It's so boring. Is there nothing else to do?" I yawned and said vaguely as I stretched out on the lazy chair.

Every time I came to the elves in the past, no matter how big or small, some strange events would happen, making me busy running around. I was obviously here for a vacation, but in the end I was even busier than the elven elders.

This time, it seems to be an exception. No accident will happen if you look left or right. Little King Arthur has also been disappearing recently, sneaking around with Leona without knowing where to go. It’s okay. The two little troubles came to

If you take the initiative to play with me and disappear, I should be happy and grateful.

I said, am I a little bit stupid, I actually miss the accident a little bit, do I have to make another black dragon Elias to be willing to do it?

Ah, by the way, talking about the black dragon Elias, I suddenly remembered that in the elf capital of the third world, that red dragon... what was it called? The name is just a code name, it doesn't matter, as long as you keep enough in your heart

Just respect it.
To be continued...