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Chapter 2096 This is just an accident

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"Wait a minute, girl, I have something to say. Let me explain." Seeing that my life was in danger, I quickly raised my voice and shouted loudly.

"You, please speak slowly, Your Highness, listen. If the explanation is not good, you will understand." This Beiya girl calmly crossed her arms and sat firmly on my waist like the roots of an old tree.

He sneered.

Come on, even if you put your hands on your chest, you still can't see the poor little girl's breasts.

I muttered secretly in my heart, and Beja's sixth sense immediately alerted me to something. Her round, bright and ferocious eyes glared: "You just spoke ill of His Highness in your heart, right?"

"No, no, at this time, how could I still seek death and say bad things about you? I don't want to live anymore? I looked at Beja aggrievedly.

Sorry, I'm actually the kind of life fighter who likes to seek death at critical moments (m).

"Hmph, I'm sorry you don't dare." The stupid girl thought to herself, and she thought so. She hummed and nodded her head, but suddenly she felt something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, what does this kind of time mean? In other words, not at this kind of time, you idiot Wu can speak ill of me without restraint?"

"Lord Beja, why do you doubt a loyal and honest mortal like me? Think about it, looking at your voice, you are brave and wise, mature and steady, aboveboard, mature and dignified, mature and elegant, mature and steady, and mature.

You, at such a young age, you already possess Arturia’s nine-tenths of charm. Even if I want to say bad things about you, I can’t find any flaws.”

"That's right...you idiot Wu can see that His Highness has inner maturity and good vision."

I couldn't find the north, south, east or west after being bombarded by my mature bomb. The little girl coughed heavily several times. She was happy in her heart, but her pretty face pretended to be serious, but her eyes were slightly curved into crescent moons. The joy inside revealed

His forbidden smile cannot be hidden from anyone.

Wow~~~ This stupid princess girl, will she not be kidnapped by someone with sweet words in the future? The difficulty is too low.

"In this case, how about you let me go first, your mature and steady Highness Beiya?" I tried to ask.

"Well, since you are so sincere in asking for His Highness, and His Highness is not an unreasonable person, I will reluctantly let you go this time, and I won't do it next time, huh." As I said that, I was overjoyed.

Under his gaze, Beiya moved her pert and elastic little buttocks and slowly stood up from my waist.

Very good, very good, raise your butt a little higher, raise it a little higher, I seem to see the dawn of freedom, and I keep yelling in my heart, just like a prisoner shaking the iron bars desperately.

"Wait!" Suddenly, Beya thought of something, and her little buttocks that had been raised in the air suddenly sat down again.

"Pfft~~~~" I was just letting my guard down when she suddenly sat down on me and my abdomen was hit hard. A breath of cold air came out and I almost bit my tongue.

If it weren't for the fact that this little girl is indeed a fool, I would have to think that what she just did was intentional.

"You idiot Wu, you liar Wu, I was almost fooled by you. Tell me honestly, stop playing tricks. Why did you lie and say that you have obtained His Highness's consent?" Beiya raised her eyebrows and huffed.

He stared at me as if I would never be fooled again.

It seemed like there was no way to fool him this time, so I sighed.

"Actually, I am also thinking about the elves."

"Liar."

"..." Without any hesitation, these two short words that pointed directly to my soul easily shattered my carefully organized lie. It was a bit sharp. Has my credit dropped to this low level?

"Listen to me, as a princess, you also know the way of serving. To put it seriously, it means clear rewards and punishments. To put it more informally, it is like carrots and sticks. So, this time I specially chose this first place.

The prize is not to bully you, but to increase the value of the gift. Arturia and you are the most popular among the entire elves. A gift that contains your two names is particularly valuable and everyone will fight for it.

If they fight for their lives, if such a competition is held in the future, they will go all out, and even work hard for such a competition, forming a virtuous circle. In less than three to five years, the combat effectiveness of the elf warriors will be higher than usual.

At 20% to 30%, just a pair of underwear can play such a role, isn’t it worth it? Or, as an elf princess, you see that it can improve the combat effectiveness of soldiers, but you are not willing to even take out a pair of underwear? "

As I spoke, I put on an awe-inspiring face, stood at the highest point of morality, and shouted to Beiya on my waist, wake up to your historical mission as a princess!

Well, actually I just said this deliberately to fool Beiya. You also know that this girl is very stupid. What she said was too profound and she couldn't understand it, so she could only use some easy-to-understand reasons.

"Really...really? My underwear...can actually have such an effect?" This idiot girl was a little confused after hearing this, as if she had been brainwashed, her eyes were dizzy, and her brain was a little bit insufficient.

, but she loves to show off her strength, but she doesn’t want to show weakness in front of me, so she can only nod her head pretending to understand with a silly look.

"Yes, yes, that's it."

"Also...that is to say, I will need to prepare more underwear in the future to cope with such competitions?"

"Yes, yes, it's best if Artoria makes it for you."

"However, I always feel that there is something wrong in linking the morale and fighting power of the elves to His Highness's underwear. Is it an illusion?" Although she is a fool, this girl also felt something.

"It's not unexpected at all. Sometimes a piece of paper can change the pattern of a battle, not to mention a pair of underwear. Moreover, it is the underwear of a great, mature, stable and charming elf princess. Ah, it's best if it has been worn."

"How can a piece of paper change the situation of the war?" The little girl was very curious, so she started asking after I said it casually.

"This...it is said that there is a story. In ancient times, a Druid risked his life to go to the enemy camp to spy on intelligence. After a battle of wits and courage, he finally learned the enemy's secret, but was also discovered by patrolling soldiers.

, knowing that he could not escape, he hurriedly searched for it on his body. Finally, deep in his pocket, he found a piece of yellowed toilet paper that he had planned to use to go to the toilet before leaving. The druid was overjoyed, but he

He also discovered that he had no pen or ink. What should he do? At this moment, his stomach, which he had vaguely felt before leaving, suddenly started rolling. He quickly took off his pants and smoothed them out. Then he connected the paper with something he pulled out.

The enemy's conspiracy was written on it, and it was sent out with a crow. In the end, although it died under the enemy's sword, his kingdom won the victory because of this secret. This paper also became civilized and was known as the Master's Guide by the world.

"

"Although it's disgusting, this Druid is really great." Beja couldn't help but admire, but then changed the subject: "But why have I never heard of this story."

"So young people nowadays should study hard and absorb more knowledge. Don't always follow Dia around and run around like a wild girl."

"What did you say? Who is the wild girl? Who is running around with girl Tia?" Beiya opened her beautiful eyes and said unconvinced.

"She is obviously the one running around with His Highness."

"..." Okay, you win, this arrogant and competitive idiot princess.

"Ahem, in short, now you remember that many times, it is often a trivial detail that determines the victory or defeat of a war." After coughing a few times, I warned him earnestly. Although I was slurring a lot, it was still a trivial detail.

It's a sentence, but it's a truth. I hope Beiya can remember it well.

"My Highness already knows such a simple good thing, so I don't need idiot Wu to teach me, huh."

"So, can you leave me now?" I looked at Beiya helplessly and asked.

"I'll let you go this time. Next time, I will never let you go so easily. Do you understand?" He raised the iron tiger finger in his hand fiercely, and Beiya finally swayed again.

Lift your butt from my waist and move it away.

Finally liberated, I took a long breath and was about to sit up.

But at this moment, something unexpected happened.

I don't know whether it was because of the random punches or because she had been sitting awkwardly on my waist for too long. This little girl's body seemed a little sore and numb. It could be seen from the way she stood up unsteadily. However, I didn't expect it.

An accident like this happens.

When Beiya stood up and raised her feet to move away from me, one of her feet was raised in the air. Suddenly it became weak and weak. She stumbled and fell hurriedly halfway, and her body fell forward.

Originally this was nothing, I just happened to sit up and give her a hand.

But the problem is, Beja's kick happened to step on my crotch and my little friend, and it was a three-hit combo of stepping, twisting, and sliding.

I don’t know if it was because she didn’t wear underwear, which had a psychological effect, or if the boots Beiya wore were too hard, and it felt very close to her feet. At that time, I felt sad in my balls, stared at her, and shed tears.

The tears of two misfortunes never come alone.

Well, if that's all, I can still accept it. After all, no matter how powerful this step is, it can't be as intense as the pleasure of being hit by the enemy's fist or hammer during battle, so I can just treat it like a kid.

My partner was bitten by mosquitoes several times.

The problem is that when I was distracted by the pain, I didn’t notice that Beiya’s body had rushed forward. That petite, soft, light, feather-like girl with a faint fragrance and lust.

The body fell heavily, and my upper body, which was bent just thirty degrees and ready to sit upright, was smashed back again, and the back of my head came into close contact with the ground again.

The upper and lower parts were suffering at the same time. Before I could subconsciously make a grinning expression of pain, the next moment, my mouth collided with something soft and stuck together. My teeth were almost numb from the collision.

My eyes widened, and so did Beya's. The two pairs of eyes were so close that I could clearly see the shocked look in my own eyes from the bright pupils on the other side. The other side's long and neat eyelashes were so close that I could clearly see the shock in my own eyes.

My eyelids were itchy.

Time seemed to have stopped at this moment, and we kept this action blankly, keeping Beja lying on me, her lips tightly pressed against my mouth, and her forehead against my forehead.
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