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That’s it, I quietly gave Akara a thumbs up

It can make the other party feel extremely satisfied and express gratitude for this kindness. In fact, it does not cost much. Compared with other expensive gifts, the other party may not find it very useful. This is undoubtedly a wise gift that can make people shout long live.

Decide

"It's great to be able to come and go freely in the paper mill without having to look like the poor statue at the door. I was caught stealing paper to go to the toilet, and then had to have a shameful statue erected as punishment."

Everyone: "..."

I'm about to cry. Please don't mention this again. Tomorrow, tomorrow I will go and tear down that statue, ho ho!

"Wu, calm down, calm down. Those who don't know are not guilty." Akala quickly comforted him. That statue cannot be demolished.

"What are you talking about?" The Red and White Princess looked at me and Akara and asked curiously

"No, it's nothing. We were discussing. The guy who stole the paper probably didn't do it on purpose." I held back the blood and tears on my face and forced a smile. At this point, even if I kill myself, I can't let the Red and White Princess know that it was me.

statue, I don’t want to be laughed at by a guy who is even less moral than me

"Wu, you are so kind. Stealing paper is obviously a serious crime." The Red and White Princess wiped her eyes with emotion.

"So... well, what happened after you went to the paper mill?" I no longer wanted to discuss this shameful topic, so I quickly changed the subject and asked

"When I saw the warehouse full of paper, I thought that I could be wrapped up in pure white and precious paper. I was intoxicated with happiness. After I woke up, I saw the warehouse full of paper and thought that I could actually be surrounded by pure white and precious paper.

My whole body was wrapped up and I was intoxicated with happiness again. When I woke up, I saw the warehouse full of paper..."

Hey, hey, hey, how long do you want to be intoxicated with happiness? Are you a girl sealed in a bakery?!

"Several days passed before I knew it." She wiped the corner of her mouth and the blush on the red and white princess's face was still there, the meaning of happiness was still there.

"Ah, I see that your entire life's happiness has probably been used up in the past few days." I took a sip of water and complained.

It was just a casual remark, but unexpectedly, after hearing it, the red and white princess suddenly showed a dark look, as if it was the end of the world, she was lost and depressed.

"What's the matter? A warehouse full of paper can't satisfy you?" I asked curiously.

"It's not like that." The red and white princess shook her head and covered her face with a sad expression as if she was about to cry.

"I've been so excited and intoxicated that I even forgot to move the paper. As a result, I didn't even take out any paper." The red and white princess wailed in a tearful tone.

"Is...is that so?" I was stunned by the tragic appearance of the red and white princess. It was indeed a sad story.

But then, he burst into laughter. This red and white princess, who is very calculating, will also get confused and suffer losses. It is really satisfying.

"Okay, okay, Wu, look at you, Princess Lingmeng, don't be sad, I'll let you move again." Akara smiled, not forgetting to win people's hearts.

"No, I don't want to go there anymore. Although it is a happy place where people are about to die, but because of this, for me, it is simply a terrible sealed place. As long as I go in, I will never come out again."

not coming"

That is, if no one drags this guy out, I'm afraid he will be intoxicated until he dies of thirst and starvation. How deep is this guy's obsession with paper?

"Don't cry, don't cry." I reached out and pressed a few times on the big red bow on the head of the red and white princess.

"Let's do this. I'll take you to Little Jasmine's place. You can take whatever you want. It won't be sealed there, right?"

"Really?" The red and white princess raised her head and looked at me in surprise, with a little doubt in her eyes, as if to say, is this stingy guy really so kind?

"Princess Lingmeng is Brother Wu's savior. If you can't even do this little thing, then our alliance will not be able to face you. Please don't worry. If you can't worry about Brother Wu, I will take you there."

How about it?" Linya pursed her lips and smiled, and said to the red and white princess.

"Thank you so much. You are much more reliable than this guy." The Red and White Princess held Linya's hand gratefully.

"Tell me, who donated a large sum of money to me in Gensokyo!" Seeing that the Red and White Princess ignored me as the rightful owner, I said I couldn't bear it.

"My mother has taught me since I was a child that people cannot always look back on the past, but must look forward."

"Then I might as well forget about your request for help."

"My father has taught me since I was a child that people should not be ungrateful. Every day, they should piously recall who has been kind to me and how to repay them."

"How did your father and your mother come together to give birth to you?" I couldn't help complaining again.

"Do you really want to say something that is so unspeakable?" The hesitation on the red and white princess's face made me even more curious as to why it was so unspeakable, since it made this unscrupulous miko princess

hesitate

"Okay, since you want to know, I'll just tell you." Slowly putting down the tea cup, the red and white princess looked thoughtful and reminiscing, as if it was a very distant and complicated past, with a hint of worry in her eyes

solemnity

"First, dad took off mom's clothes, then asked mom to take off his clothes, then pushed mom down on the bed, and then leaned over..."

"That's enough, no need to say any more, I already know it!" A mouthful of refreshing water spurted out from my mouth. I didn't have time to cough, so I quickly interrupted, and then ravaged the coffee table of the soul, the Empire State Building, and the Pentagon Building.

This guy...this guy really dares to say this kind of thing, he really has moral integrity, there is no lower limit for her!

Lena and Linya's faces were red with shame, while Akara and Kane were extremely calm, as if their ears had an automatic filtering function that could directly filter out things that couldn't be seen directly and would make them pregnant if they heard them.

"Anyway, now that you're here, if you're not in a hurry to go back to Gensokyo, you can go and stay at my place first. You can use as much paper as you want, but absolutely! Yes! No! You can! Sell! Festival! Fuck!" I said every word.

He bit out and glared at the red and white princess

"It's your kindness, I'll take it down." The red and white princess completely ignored my verbal threats and politely bent over and paused.

“Please give me the best room”

"Yes Yes Yes"

“The best paper”

“It’s okay”

“Best meal ever”

"I'm not bragging. My food is the best in the entire camp."

"There is also the most deceptive financial owner...oh, forget it, I already have one."

"Wait a minute, what do you mean? What do you mean already, who?" I suddenly became furious and tightly covered the money bag in my arms, fearing that it would get a pair of wings and fly into the arms of the red and white princess.

The red and white princess looked at the roof nonchalantly and said nothing.

I:"……"

"Okay, Wu, look, we two old guys are waiting for you to come. The tea has gone cold while waiting. How about we get back to the topic first?" Akara tried to smooth things over again.

"Okay, I have some important things that I want to discuss with you all." I felt that if I continued to talk to the Red and White Princess, my integrity would lose again, so I followed Akara's words and said what I said before this time.

main purpose of coming

"Don't worry, let us first understand your experience in the hell world these few months, how about it?" Akara smiled gently and guided the conversation to the right track.

"This is natural." I glanced at the Red and White Princess and said slowly.

From the first time I arrived in the hell world, I met four Stallone Sinking Demons, to the volcanic area, to the dead forest area, to the ice and snow area, and then met the twin tails... one by one, slowly narrating these contents, and me this morning

At home, there is no difference from what everyone said, except for the many details of the conditioning, which became more convincing after I explained them one by one.

I stopped and took a sip of refreshing water to moisten my throat. I looked up and found that it was already noon before I knew it, and even though my journey to the hell world had been simplified to a large part, it only talked about the huge sand beach.

The part between the King of Insects and the Golden Demon Vulture

The small tent was extremely quiet. Akara and Kane were both deep in thought. When they heard about these powerful monsters they encountered along the way, the two old men did not show any signs of shock, disbelief, or worry.

Obviously, the two of them should know something to some extent. They will no longer be surprised and shocked by the powerful monsters I mentioned. After all, our alliance also has spies in the hell world.

"Oh, by the way, I even recorded a section."

Suddenly I remembered something, I dug into the inventory and took out a piece of memory crystal. I had robbed a few pieces from old man Farah before, but I didn't expect that it would come in handy in the hell world.

After opening the memory crystal, the image inside is exactly the fragment of the golden vulture demon fighting the giant sandworm king. Because the distance is too far, the image is a bit blurry, but the powerful duel revealed from this blurry image alone

The power is enough to frighten people.

Either of these two monster lords is far stronger than Horazon. I am the one who cannot compete with him even if I try my best.

Lena couldn't see, so I held her little hand and started visual sharing. As for Akara, she has lived a long time and naturally has her own means to see these image fragments through things other than her eyes, so she doesn't need to

**Heart

"It's really powerful... It would be great if our alliance had a few more powerful people like this." Akara and Kane looked at it and didn't say a word for a long time. After a long time, they murmured regretfully.

"Wu, can you lend me this memory crystal? It might be a good reference object."

"No problem." I handed the memory crystal to Kane. This thing is of little use to me. I originally kept it to bluff those guys.

It's a pity that the four Stallone Sinking Demons were not recorded with memory crystals. The time to fight them was too short. Moreover, I had just arrived in the hell world at that time, and I was hesitant. Who would be in the mood to do such a thing?

There is not much to say in the volcanic zone. Although there are three powerful demon kings who are said to be stronger than the four Stallone Sinking Demons, but after seeing other more powerful demon kings later, in retrospect, these so-called three demon kings are actually

That is the three-headed husky

Ruler of the Dead Forest, I am lucky enough to escape from its hands. What else can I record?

There seems to be nothing to record in the Snowy Land. Do you want to record the whole process of me and Two-Tails catching the crusty mice?

In the small tent of Akara, after having a casual meal, I continued to talk about my subsequent experiences without taking a rest, especially the collision with the demon king's flesh and blood resurrector.
To be continued...