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"Come on, let's eat. I'm very confident in my cooking skills." Seeing me holding bread crumbs in my hands and looking away speechlessly, Princess Wannian seemed to think that I was moved by her sincerity, so she urged me.

I tried to pinch one with my thumb and forefinger, and rubbed it vigorously with my two fingers. I found that it couldn't be crushed. I was shocked at that time!

Please teach me the art of making bread crumbs as hard as diamonds.

Perhaps, this guy's cooking skills might really be god-level. At least I don't think Vilas can do it, either in terms of boredom or bad intentions.

"It's rare that you gave such a thoughtful gift, but I don't have anything good to entertain you. Why don't we all share the food together." I handed my hand back with a smile.

"You are the master, you invite me first."

"No, no, no, you are a guest, you invite me first."

Our eyes looked at each other fiercely in mid-air for a while, and we said in unison: "Okay, let's eat together!"

That kind of momentum made it look like we were going to die together.

Each of them picked up a crumb of bread and put it into their mouths. They stared at each other, fearing that the other party was cheating, so they put it into their mouths bit by bit.

Huh, I've even seen the little ghost's diamond powder clear soup noodles, and I'm still afraid of the little rusks?

I sneered in my heart, seeing Princess Wannian stuffing the rusk into her mouth, I was not to be outdone, stuffed it into my mouth hard, bit hard, explode, my little universe, diamond stars. Break them into pieces for me!!

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There was a loud bang and I rolled on the ground holding my teeth.

"A stupid monkey is a stupid monkey, hahaha... haha~~~"

Princess Wannian, who was mocking condescendingly like a queen, covered her mouth and let out a cry at the end of her laugh.

"It's too...too careless. I originally thought that with this artifact-level machine body, it could...be..."

"You idiot, what did you put in it!" I jumped up angrily. I grabbed her shoulders and shook her. It turned out to be harder than diamond. Did you add your terrible resentment in it?

"How could you tell the stupid monkey?" Princess Wannian covered her mouth with tears in her eyes, looking very pitiful, but she still said stubbornly.

"Okay, okay. You two." Old Tia, Wannian's peacemaker, stepped in between Princess Wannian and I, separating us.

"Today is a celebration party, so don't make a fuss."

"Celebration banquet?" I looked at Tia puzzled, what is the celebration? Why haven't I heard of it?

Tia looked remorseful, saying, "Oh, no, I accidentally exposed it."

"I seem to smell the atmosphere of conspiracy." I held up the pipe in my mouth and showed a deep gaze. It seemed that I could see through people's hearts.

Of course, in fact, I can't even see the clothes on, which is really a pity.

"This...that..." Dia was gesticulating, this and that, looking at the other girls for help.

Princess Wannian clasped her little hands behind her back with a guilty look and turned her head away. The other girls either shouted in a serious tone that they were so busy, so they went back to the tent and made mistakes. Or they swept the already spotless ground in a serious manner.

He is just learning unknown knowledge, or pretending to give out soft drinks, and practicing swordsmanship.

I said Princess Sanwu, you’ve had enough. I can endure anything but you can’t! Tear up the manuscript! Tear up the manuscript!

Everyone betrayed and separated from their relatives - in an instant, Diya's back turned pale and petrified, as if these big words flashed past, and she tasted the bleakness of the world.

"Hey, is everyone here so early?" At this moment, a familiar and unexpected voice suddenly sounded.

Looking back, isn't it our bear-man princess, the majestic Martial Emperor Tamoya?

"Xiongta, Tia, what are you two doing?" Seeing Tia gesticulating in front of me and feeling at a loss, she asked curiously.

"It's like this. Tia is explaining to me about the celebration banquet later. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake later." I rolled my eyes and got ahead of Tia, pretending to know everything and acting as if nothing had happened.

said.

"Celebration banquet? Didn't we agree to prepare it without telling Xiong Ta? When was it exposed?" The upright and simple Emperor Wu, without doubting that he was there, blurted out.

The moment she spoke, all the girls looked like they couldn't bear to see her.

The clever Emperor Wu reacted immediately, turned around, and looked at me with dissatisfaction: "Xiong Ta, you made me a bad guy."

But after a pause, the upright woman shook her head: "However, there is indeed something wrong with hiding it from you."

"That's right, there's nothing to hide about this kind of thing." I nodded repeatedly.

"I discussed it with everyone. I wanted to give Fanfan a surprise."

Tia explained aggrievedly on the side. It was indeed her idea, and I guessed that among the girls, it was this Horadric girl who loved to create excitement.

"I appreciate the kindness. By the way, is this the banquet to celebrate my return?" I touched Tia's head to indicate that she should be good and not cry, but Tia pounced on me with all her teeth and claws and pinched her nose.

"Ah, yes, that's it." Princess Wannian, who has always been against me, replied surprisingly honestly, but what she said next was not very pleasant.

"To celebrate the arrival of a new species in the camp - the stupidest monkey on the mainland."

"Who is it? Which female monkey is it referring to? Is it the one wearing white clothes and hanging a thin sword?" Not to be outdone, I pretended to be confused and looked around, and my eyes fell on Princess Wannian from time to time.

"Okay, okay, you two." Tia once again interrupted the tense atmosphere between me and Princess Wannian, and intervened.

"It's exactly what Fanfan said, it's a banquet held to celebrate your return."

"That's it." I crossed my arms and nodded deeply, suddenly showing a sad look.

"That's it for the others. I didn't expect you, Vilas, to be a bad example. You cooperated with everyone to deceive me. Vilas, I misjudged you. I can't stay in this family anymore. I ran away from home. I want to go out and wander.

Don’t try to persuade me to do anything.”

After saying that, he put on an old traveler's cloak, put on his cloak and hat, turned around and left.

"Eh...Eh? I...wuwu~~~Me too~~~Me too..." Vilas was startled, and the broom she was waving in her hand fell to the ground. She soon burst into tears, desperate.

She flew forward and hugged her husband.

"I'm sorry, sir, please, I was wrong. Don't leave, stay here~~~" He said, raising his dark eyes sparkling with tears, and there seemed to be a hairy little one on his straight little buttocks.

The dog's tail kept wagging and begging.

Wow, Veras is so cute now. Under the cloak and hat, I almost got a nosebleed from the cuteness.

The other girls shook their heads helplessly again.

What kind of third-rate family stage comedy was this being staged? Villas must have been too easy to deceive.

Just when I was satisfied and ready to call it a day and comfort my adorable little dog Willas, suddenly, an uninvited guest arrived.

"What? Mr. Wu is running away from home?" An extremely exaggerated exclamation rang out, and three figures, with the power of lightning and ghosts, couldn't wait to get closer, squeezed Willas away, and surrounded me.

"It's well said. Every man must have at least one trip of his own in his life. A trip to cleanse his soul and gain insights into life." Lal looked at me with twinkling eyes and pointed into the distance. He was like a life mentor.

I think you, Uncle Lal, need to travel more and start a new life!

"Speaking of traveling far away, I think of the winter of that year." Big-mouthed Doug suddenly turned into a sad poet with stubble on his face, and murmured.

"It was a snowy night. The two brothers and Brother Lal fled from Andariel's palace with scars all over their bodies. [Only one step away, only one step away from defeating her, bastard],

Brother Lal was unwilling to hammer the ground with all his strength, and his eyes shed two strings of sad tears of a hero in his twilight years."

"Brother, we are already old. Even if our hearts are not old, our bodies are already old and we no longer have the endurance we had when we were young. If we were ten years younger, just now... Doug said sadly."

"[If we miss this time, our bodies will only get older and older, and we will have no chance to challenge again]. Although I am very unwilling to do so, I have to admit this fact. Heroes waste time, and time is not forgiving."

In just a few sentences, Doug outlined the tragic atmosphere in which the three late heroes failed to challenge Andariel, as if this really happened.

"However, although we are old, our hearts are not dead yet. If we can't do it, we will put our hope on the next generation. At this moment, we heard the faint cry of the baby in the distance and hurriedly ran in the direction of the sound.

I went there and saw a squealing baby boy in the thick wet grass."

"This must be the hope given to us by God. Brother Lal, who has a white beard on his face, seems to have suddenly aged fifty years. His face glows with joy and excitement, as if he has suddenly become ten years younger."

Hey, aren't you still thirty years older?

"The three of us, with three pairs of hands, held the baby in the grass high above our heads. In the pouring rain, a bolt of lightning passed through the air and illuminated the baby boy's face. Strange to say, this roaring lightning struck even an adult.

People are afraid when they see it, but the baby boy who had been crying burst into laughter when he saw this lightning, and even stretched out his young hands to grab the lightning."

"Son of Lightning!!! Brother Lal roared excitedly, and we also roared. Although the failure of the three of us has plunged the Dark Continent into disappointment and despair, now, at least there is a glimmer of hope."

Don't make it sound like you three were the last hope of the Dark Continent.

"As if our roars were fulfilled, a flash of lightning as bright as daylight flashed in the night sky again, and then... the baby boy..." Doug's eyes glared, as if under this lightning, it was called lightning

What new changes have taken place in my son’s baby?

"Did he suddenly grow up and become a savior?" I looked at him coldly and combined my own experiences. I guess Doug wanted to make up such a story.

"No, the baby was struck to death by lightning." Doug shook his head and lowered his head sadly: "It's all our fault for lifting him too high, ugh~~~"

Everyone: "..."

The coldest joke of the year is definitely this one.

Even Lar and Goff, comrades who had lived and died together for decades, could not help but get goosebumps from the cold, and they distanced themselves from Doug, expressing that they did not know this guy.

"Anyway, you guy, go travel quickly! Travel! Give me back my baby girl!" Lal suddenly spat angrily at me.

"How could you possibly succeed, you unscrupulous father? I will take good care of Sarah for the rest of my life. You won't have to worry about it!"
To be continued...