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Red and White Princess: "..."

He stared at me with a sound that seemed to be like "ji~~~~".

"Wait...wait a minute, why are you looking at me like that?" I said seriously that I couldn't stand it anymore.

"The palace."

"The palace and whatnot are just legends after all. Maybe there is a deep-sea cannibal seal hidden under the lake. The risk is too great."

"This is the lake..."

"Then it's the Deep Lake Ten Thousand Years Cannibal Chapter."

"Don't lie, there is no such thing as an octopus in the lake."

"Tsk." I made a sharp sound. This moral witch always has common sense in places where she shouldn't have common sense.

"Then it's the Loch Ness monster. With a hiss, it sticks out its snake head to eat people and then shrinks back. It has killed countless lives over the years. It's terrible, it's terrible."

"Although I don't know what the Loch Ness Monster is, this is the Lake of Mist." The Red and White Princess obviously didn't give up.

"It's just the monsters that get it anyway."

"According to what Wu said, wouldn't that idiot have been eaten long ago?"

"No, no, no, isn't there such a thing as a wolf child? A baby raised by a wolf, maybe Cirno is one too."

The Red and White Princess and I started to argue about the lake beast, but no one could convince the other.

"Assuming what Wu said is true. As the guardian of Gensokyo, I have the responsibility to go and find out. Don't worry, I will deal with the enemy."

At this moment, a radiant sense of historical responsibility, mission, and honor bloomed behind the Red and White Princess, which blinded me and stunned me.

Why are you so determined to find the palace? I convey this meaning with my eyes.

"Speaking of the palace, wouldn't there be a lot of good things in it? Not to mention other things. Just the shining golden throne. If it is dismantled, it will definitely sell for a lot of money." The Red and White Princess revealed the true purpose without any sense of shame.

, the pupils turned into the shape of gold coins.

I:"……"

Then we can't let you go down. How can we let you dismantle the Ice Queen's throne?

"Hate, I'm not the real Ice Queen. What do you mind about this?" The other party seemed to have read my thoughts. He looked like a middle-aged Obasan again. He waved and laughed, seeming to say, this kind of

Don’t worry about the details. We just need to focus on the money.

"Sorry, although I am not the Ice Queen, my daughter is, or I should say she will be in the future. How can I let you dismantle her throne." I made a cross in front of my chest and made a beeping sound of denial.

"Tsk, did motherhood explode so quickly?" The red and white princess turned her head and smacked her tongue.

The German-style arch bridge fell, let’s go!

After a bit of chasing each other, the red and white princess and I both gasped slightly.

"Maybe there is a divine weapon in the palace, are you really not tempted?" Princess Red and White continued to try to pull me into the abyss of sex with her seductive voice.

The artifact... I would be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to it, but...

"Even if there is, it should be something left for Cirno, let her get it." I said, looking at the bottom of the lake.

"Don't feel embarrassed. Isn't it natural for parents to take away their children's things?"

No, no, no, please feel embarrassed.

Besides, I don’t lack for artifacts either. I already have two on me, as well as a staff that I don’t plan to use, and two artifacts from Tarasha, etc. To be honest, there are more than I have handled in the Dark Continent.

There should be only a few people who possess divine weapons. Of course, this statement must exclude the twelve Bai Fumei from the elves, and of course, His Majesty, the King of Bai Fumei.

I coughed a few times, and among these many reasons, I singled out the most interesting one.

"Even if I have a divine weapon, I won't be able to use it, given my level."

That's right, Horasan's artifact staff can only be regarded as a special example. Like Talasha's artifact, if it is not a level 10 equipment, you will look at it with indifference. Maybe there is [Exclusively for the Ice Queen] on the artifact.

Such a strange attribute, a fake like me... Well, in short, even if it can be used, I won't take it. I'll leave it to Cirno. What I lack now is not a divine weapon.

Hey, come to think of it, why did the topic of discussion turn into this setting: "There is really a palace at the bottom of the lake, and there is really a magical weapon in the palace." Everything just now was just the imagination of the red and white princess. In fact, there are eight out of ten cases.

Nine is a lie, right? What are the two of us fighting over here?

At this point, even the Red and White Princess was speechless. Otz fell down in defeat, leaving behind the sad tears of the poor shrine maiden.

I can only use nine words to describe this: a miserable witch who is completely unworthy of sympathy.

"It's better to go find Cirno quickly." The homesickness surged into my heart again, and I urged the red and white princess to leave.

"Wait, where should I look? That's the question."

"Aren't you the guardian of Gensokyo? Shouldn't you be able to pick up the opponent's specific location by just raising a hair at this time?"

"What kind of weird guy do you think the Guardian of Gensokyo is? What's going on with the idiot? I have a lot of moral integrity."

"Please be sure to stay safe!"

"Anyway, according to what I know about that idiot, she is either playing pranks near the village, or she has gone to other places to play with her friends."

"I should go find other friends to play." I still have some confidence in Cirno, after all, I just taught her a few days ago.

"Okay, then go and ask her friends."

"Does it mean Rumia?"

"Well, there are a few more besides. They all live in this forest and are easy to find." The Red and White Princess nodded.

"How about I just spread out some aura, so that Cirno can be attracted here." I thought of a good idea.

"It's best not to do this. The Scarlet Devil Mansion is deep inside. If they notice it, I won't have any problem. I have long wanted to demolish their gloomy villa. What should I do?

"The red and white princess glanced at me and asked.

"Then forget it, I can't afford to offend you." I sighed and shook my head.

"Wise choice. If I'm not here, maybe those guys are in a good mood and may ignore Wu. But since I'm by Wu's side, they will definitely regard Wu as my partner and attack him with all their strength."

"How on earth do you have this grudge? It doesn't seem like there is any irreconcilable hatred."

"God knows. The reason has been forgotten a long time ago. Maybe it's just because I am good and they are evil. It's as simple as that."

"It sounds very profound. But you don't look like you are on the upright side. If you have to classify it, you can only classify it as [the unscrupulous side]."

"What a shame, this guy doesn't understand women's hearts."

As we walked noisily all the way, gradually, the fog in front began to fade again, confirming that we had gradually left the scope of the Lake of Mist, but instead, a faint red scent slowly appeared.

This should be a sign that we are approaching the Scarlet Devil Mansion. I had no choice but to let out a bitter smile. Gensokyo is really a dangerous place.

Gradually, the forest in front began to become dim. Even through the gaps between the leaves, the sky above the head was still blue and white clouds, as if shrouded in a layer of darkness.

"Rumia's home should be nearby." I judged.

"Probably, that child, as a monster, shouldn't live here, but...sigh."

Thinking of something, the red and white princess sighed and stopped talking.

Although I really wanted to know what that sigh meant, but from the look on her face, she probably didn't intend to tell me, so asking was in vain.

"Cirno usually plays with me?"

"There is Rumia and an unknown big fairy. Together, they are called the Three Idiot Monsters of Gensokyo."

"Hey, don't give others such nicknames without permission."

I expressed my dissatisfaction. The most important thing is that this nickname reminds me of the Three Heroes of Lu Gaoyin back then. It makes me cry if I talk about it too much.

"This is not unauthorized. Although the big goblin is not stupid, his average IQ was seriously lowered by the other two."

"Cirno is not as stupid as I thought, and the Rumia I saw is not stupid at all, uh...probably." I defended with a little lack of confidence.

"Forget it, there's nothing to argue with a daughter-in-law like He Wu." The Red and White Princess looked at me with contempt and cut off the topic.

"..." How could my extremely secret hidden attributes be seen through so easily? This guy really shouldn't be underestimated.

"How come I still don't feel their breath?" After walking for a while, I saw the Scarlet Devil Mansion getting closer and closer. I felt a little uneasy, maybe I was caught and bullied by the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

"Maybe he went to have barbecue at Night Bird's."

"What is a night sparrow?" I was a little dumbfounded.

"Yeah, it's a nickname for a monster. It's called that because it has the wings of a night sparrow...probably."

"What does it mean? What does eating barbecue mean?" I was completely confused.

"You're really stupid, isn't that what you mean literally? That guy opened a barbecue restaurant, it's that simple."

"A monster opens a barbecue restaurant? Make money?"

"Generally speaking, it's not for this purpose. The guy opened the barbecue restaurant just to vent his anger, probably."

"Why are you venting? Why don't you always add approximate words at the end and just say you don't know if you don't know?"
To be continued...