Chapter 1988 scared to pee(1/2)
"Two or three super strong men like that? Twin Tails, are you kidding me? It would kill someone."
Seeing Shuangwei still showing a calm and elegant gentleman's smile, I was immediately furious. Does this guy not take his own life seriously, or does he not take my life seriously?
"There is nothing we can do about it, sir." Shuangwei shrugged helplessly.
"There are only two choices before us. Whether to risk passing through this area or risk passing through the trap set by Master Andariel. You should know it in your heart. Half a month has passed now. Andariel
Your Excellency, it is very likely that they have noticed our actions and may have begun to set up a heavy siege in the southern area. Your Excellency must not take it lightly."
"This is really... a near-death situation no matter what." Knowing that what Shuangwei said was the truth, I sighed heavily.
Being able to hide here and there for half a month is already a lot of credit to the two tails. If I had wandered in alone, I might have been captured by Andariel. Regarding the current situation, I really have nothing to complain about.
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"I understand, Twin Tails, just go here. At least this road still has a glimmer of hope. As for Andariel... I really don't know how to escape from under her nose."
"Wise choice, sir." The two tails bent slightly, and the cat's mouth curled up slightly.
"Forget it, let's not talk about this. Let's fill our stomachs first, Shuangwei, your craftsmanship is really good." After coming back to his senses, he looked at the roasted crusty mice on the bonfire and smelled the leisurely fragrance. I couldn't bear it.
He took a sip of saliva.
"This is one of the few specialties that we wanderers are good at." Shuangwei said modestly, and like a magic trick, he took out a few bottles of spices, crushed a little and sprinkled them on, and the fragrance suddenly became stronger.
At this time, two little guys came to make trouble.
Two mini dragons, about the size of a small hen, one ice and one fire, landed on my shoulders and stared curiously at the crusty mouse meat on the campfire.
There is no doubt that these two mini dragons are transformed from the artifact Rod of Penance. More than ten days ago, I successfully rose to level 63. I feel that I am still far away from the next level of experience. For those who appear from time to time on the road, I can easily
The experience of the few monsters I had given away was a bit disdainful, so I summoned Xiaoxue and the others to have fun.
At this time, I suddenly thought of these two mini dragons, and I just happened to summon them. Absorb some experience. In this way, when handed over to Tia in the future, these two mini dragons will have certain combat capabilities and no longer need to rely on them.
Tia, it took away a very valuable experience for her.
More than ten days have passed, and these two mini dragons have only grown in size. This speed makes me vomit blood. I want these two mini dragons to grow up to the size of real giant dragons and have the same strength as giant dragons. What must I absorb?
How much experience does it take? This is too deceptive. Could it be that Horazon did this deliberately to deceive the Horadric clan.
If I weren't really bored and didn't resent the experience so much, I would have wanted to recycle these two mini dragons and give up on treatment.
These two mini dragons fully proved the saying "if you have breasts, you are a mother". When they were first summoned, they were obviously scared to death of me. After a few days, they immediately changed after they gained experience points from me.
He started to get closer and affectionate slowly, and now he dared to openly treat my shoulder as a dragon's nest, lying on it and biting his wings. Occasionally, he would even stick out his tongue and lick my face. It was so intimate.
"This is really a magical little thing. Although I have heard many legends about artifacts, this is the first time I have seen such a summoning artifact." His eyes fell on my shoulders, and Shuangwei said in admiration.
Although it was full of admiration, the expression on its face was still calm and elegant. The whole roasted crusty mouse on the campfire was still turning slowly and slowly without any change under its skillful movements, as if it was a pair of two-tailed mice.
In general, the Rod of Penance is far less worthy of attention than the roasted crusty mouse in your hand.
I'm used to it. This guy's personality is simply polarizing. No matter what he encounters, he is calm and calm, even when facing the powerful demon king and the artifact Rod of Penance. But once he hears the name of the four demon kings, his personality will change again.
It has undergone drastic changes, is timid and frightened. I really don’t know what shadow the four demon kings have left on it to make it become like this.
"The eldest lady seems to be coming out again. Just in time, the tough-skinned mice have been roasted. I'll take my leave now, sir." Shuangwei suddenly said, and before I could say anything, he bowed and slowly exited the cave to hide.
So, find another place to rest.
As if cooperating with its actions, just as the twin-tailed figure left, a white light flashed across its chest, and the little ghost bathed in the white holy light made a grand appearance.
"Hey, that little kitten is quite sensible." After looking around, he didn't find the twin tails, and the little ghost nodded with satisfaction.
"It would be great if Xiaofan was so sensible."
"Tell me, how should I act wisely?" I couldn't help laughing when I saw the little ghost's arrogant manner.
"For example, when this saint appears, kneel down on one knee and say some voluptuous words to welcome this saint." It seemed that he did not expect me to pick up the topic, and the little ghost was stumped by my question.
After a few seconds, he said casually.
"You also know that it's just disgusting that you want me to do this."
"Hmph, let me take care of it, Xiaofan, but this holy lady suddenly likes cheesy flattery." The little ghost, aware of his slip of the tongue, swooped towards me unreasonably, like a cute kitten with its teeth and claws.
"I say you, it's time to change your overbearing personality. It doesn't matter what you do to me, but don't you think the twin tails are too pitiful? Every time you want to come out, it has to leave and move aside.
Just now, it might be trembling outside, all alone. Don't you think it's pitiful? As a saint, your compassion... what are you doing?"
I felt that Shuangwei was a bit pitiful. I decided to be affectionate and rational with the little ghost, and talked a lot eloquently. When I came back to my senses, I realized that the little ghost had not listened carefully in front of me and received education.
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Looking left and right, I saw her figure, with her back to me, not knowing what she was doing.
"Me?" The little ghost turned around.
Just when she turned around, I finally saw what she was doing with her back to me.
The two mini dragons that were nestling on my shoulders just now were abducted by the little ghost at some point and went to her side.
If it were just like this, it wouldn't matter at all, and maybe we could still see a beautiful picture of a girl playing with a dragon.
However, if you really think so, you are totally wrong, because this girl is none other than a little ghost.
When she turned around, her two little hands grabbed her head and tail and pulled her straight. Her mouth was tightly held by five delicate white jade fingers. She couldn't even scream in pain and scream for help.
The dragon, with a hiss, was dismembered by the little ghost. It was torn into two pieces, head and tail, and turned into little bits of energy and light that dispersed.
As for the mini fire dragon, it has disappeared. It was probably killed by the little ghost earlier than the mini ice dragon.
I seemed to see a cheetah, its mouth full of blood and fur, holding a prey in its mouth, looking back at me, or a girl wearing a blood-stained apron and holding a sharp kitchen knife, beheading something living on the chopping board,
The moment a lot of blood splattered, he turned around and gave me a sweet and gentle smile.
My mouth opened wide. I was speechless for a long time.
"We were finally alone with Xiao Fan, and these two little things dared to come out and disturb us. Even if we die a hundred times, it wouldn't be a pity, right, Xiao Fan."
The little ghost raised his head and chest proudly, as if to say, I have done something worthy of praise, please praise me quickly, praise me hard now.
More than ten days of experience... were wasted in this way.
"Haha...ah hahaha, you said...that's true." I picked up the penitent stick that had been beaten back to its original shape and fell to the ground. I felt a little painful.
"By the way, Xiaofan, what were you talking about just now? Is there anything you want to report to this saint?" The little ghost asked curiously as he clapped his little hands as if he had killed two old hens.
"No...it's nothing." I opened my mouth and looked at the sky speechlessly.
Double-tailed children's shoes, I really can't help you. It should be said that you are lucky to be alive now.
"Why is it a roasted crusty mouse again?" The little ghost complained dissatisfiedly as his eyes fell on the bonfire.
"Stop complaining. In a place like this, having food is already pretty good." I hugged the little ghost and kissed her on the forehead.
"I'm worried that Xiaofan will turn into a crusty Xiaofan if he eats too much."
"You are the crusty ghost." When I saw the little ghost complaining about me, I couldn't bear it.
"Uh-huh, is it really a crusty ghost? Xiaofan, are you sure?" The little ghost suddenly revealed a charming look, and saw that his body was closer to him, and the two plump and huge lumps on his chest were separated by the
You can also clearly feel it on the clothes.
It's not hard at all, this kind of softness...if anyone dares to say it's hard, I'll tear their mouths apart.
I swallowed hard, not knowing where to turn my eyes, and my body reacted subconsciously.
"I'm speechless? Does that mean you're admitting your mistake? Then, is it wrong for this saint to say [hard-skinned] Xiao Fan?" The little ghost's expression became even more charming, with a mixture of holiness and charm.
It makes people crazy.
What's even more crazy is that she moved her pert little buttocks intentionally or unintentionally and rubbed against mine.
"You...you stupid ghost, why don't you let people eat?" I saw the cunning flash in the corner of the little ghost's eyes, and I got very angry at that time.
"It's obviously the pervert Xiaofan's own fault. Of course, we can't deny that the charm of this saint is too great. Huh huh huh! What do the pervert Xiao Fan want to do?"
"I don't want to do anything, just change the order of the dinner dishes..."
One month later…
On a land of desert gravel, a hurricane swept wildly, blowing up yellow sand and covering up the two shadows.
"Do you really want to travel in this damn weather?"
In the Demonic Moon Wolf Witch state, as soon as I opened my mouth, there was sand rolled into my mouth. My mouth was suddenly dry and had a strong fishy smell. I didn't know what kind of dirty things the sand was contaminated with to have such a complex taste.
Even the domain of the Demon Moon Wolf Witch can't stop these strong winds and sand. Such a terrifying environment reminds me of the Wall of Storms of the Horadric clan in the third world. It's the same thing there.
"Sir, now is the time. If we wait for the storm to stop, we will be easily exposed." The two-tailed man, whose face was covered with a piece of cloth, which seemed a bit nondescript to match the aristocratic temperament revealed on his body, said in a low voice.
This is one of the difficult points on the journey. According to Shuangwei, there is an extremely powerful Devourer (third-order sandworm) under this desert area. Its strength is not much weaker than that of the ruler of the Dead Forest. It is this area.
The ruler of the desert area. When we encounter it, we will definitely deliver food.
After waiting here for three full days, the stormy and sandy weather ushered in, which could cover up many traces and increase the success rate of passing. It was really not the time for me to be picky.
"That's fine. But in this kind of horrible weather, it's not easy to know the way. Don't make a mistake and fall into the Devourer's lair."
"Don't worry, leave the job of guiding me to me. Sir, just focus on avoiding me."
Saying this, I transformed into a cosplay bear. I put my two tails on my shoulders, gritted my teeth, and strode deep into the yellow sand sweeping across the sky.
To be continued...