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Chapter 1792: Phantom Body Cannonballs(1/2)

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"Hahahaha, the weather is so good today, the sun is shining, it's a great day, it's just a great day. Hello~~~ Father-in-law Sun, how are you~~~ You are also here to celebrate that my little Heitan is safe and sound, right?

Yeah, hahahaha~~~~"

Looking at the idiot standing at the door with his hands on his hips and waving vigorously towards the sky to say hello, everyone fell silent again.

"This idiot...does he always act stupid like this?" Lucia was stunned for a moment, then pouted her mouth angrily.

What I am angry about is not because of his stupid behavior, but because of myself and him... I have been with him for so long, and I still don’t know that he has such a stupid side. I am a bit unwilling and a bit jealous.

"Well..." Vilas tilted her head in confusion, nodded her lips, and made a cute thinking gesture.

"It's not often that adults are like this. It's rare for adults to be so happy. I remember the last time... the last time was when I went to the elves to resurrect Lilith, and it turned out like this."

Thinking of the last incident, Vilas couldn't help but laugh bitterly.

The biggest victim of that incident, Beiya, also recalled that humiliating experience, gritting her teeth and blushing.

"Beya, what's wrong?" Dia was keenly aware of Beya's changes and asked curiously. She was still in the Horadric tribe at that time. Naturally, she didn't know what happened between the two of them.

"No, nothing happened. I have nothing to do with idiot Wu Cai, so he won't take off my underwear!" Beiya hurriedly denied it. After all, it was something unspeakable.

It's a pity that because she is a stupid princess, she panicked and exposed the matter by herself.

"Wha...what?"

"That bad guy...that bad guy actually did such a thing?"

In an instant, His Highness Tianhu and Little Princess Horadric turned their faces dark and looked murderously at the guy outside the door who was still shouting stupidly.

"Sure enough, he is the scum of the world and a maggot of society. It is recommended that he be humanely destroyed immediately." Princess Diamond shared the same hatred.

"No, I think it's better to give Fanfan a chance to explain." Dia said very rationally, but this rationality could not hide the black aura in her bright smile.

"That's exactly the reason. But before explaining, we should just bury this fool and expose him to prevent him from escaping." Lucia made a more pertinent suggestion.

"Good idea."

"Second."

"No... that's not the case, that's not the case, I didn't. Your Highness... Your Highness... I just... I didn't get fooled by that kind of idiot... Wow wow wow~~~~~~~~~"

Realizing that she had revealed the truth by leaking her words, Beja rolled her eyes in circles, and finally collapsed and went crazy, holding her head in her hands and running away in tears.

"Are you leaving? Take your time and come back often when you have time~~~" A certain foolish guy watched Beiya's figure running away in tears and waved her hand away like this.

"It concerns the honor of our elven clan. Let me explain it."

At this time, Jeluka... no, the pornographic maid... that's not right, it was the witness girl C. She slowly sat down on a chair placed in a shadowed corner, turned her back to everyone, made a sound, and started talking

situation that day.

"That's it..." After listening, Tia's eyebrows kept beating, looking hesitant.

"Although Beja also has something wrong. She didn't see the situation clearly and provoked such a stupid idiot. It was really foolhardy."

"But sure enough, this stupid villain who doesn't understand girls' hearts is even more outrageous and unforgivable." Lucia made the final decision.

The angry girls were about to take action, but were dissuaded by Vilas. In view of Vilas's character and reputation, the girls could not force a breakthrough.

"Vilas, are you going to help others do evil and defend that kind of idiot?" Lucia raised her fluffy fox ears in disbelief.

"No, no." The cute and docile little dog shook his head quickly.

"It was indeed wrong for you to bully Beiya like that. I have no reason to stop you, but..."

"Just what?"

"It's just that adults are very dangerous now. It's best not to approach him easily." Vilas smiled bitterly and glanced outside the door. A shy blush slowly appeared on her delicate and lovely face.

"Yes, yes, daddy is very dangerous now." Syrus, who emerged from behind Vilas at some point, nodded desperately.

"If you get close, something very interesting will happen." Another identical twin princess came out in the opposite direction of Sirus and nodded in agreement.

"Interesting...things?" The girls were confused.

"For example..."

Covering their small mouths and showing a mischievous smile, the twin princesses suddenly pushed Vilas from behind with all their strength and pushed her out the door.

"Eh...Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?" The innocent victim screamed in surprise. Unprepared, he staggered a few steps forward and came to the door. His head happened to be gently pressed against it.

Behind someone's back.

"Oh, isn't this Willas?" He turned around and showed a hearty smile that made people get goosebumps all over his body. Then, Willas, who let out a cute exclamation, was held in his arms by a pair of strong hands.

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"Are you here to celebrate with me too? Then let's celebrate together, long live, long live!" He grabbed Vilas' little hand and raised it high a few times. Then, the cute little dog was brutally kissed by the wolf dozens of times, and the two

His eyes rolled around and he fainted out of embarrassment.

"Look, it will become like this." The princesses pursed their lips and snickered as they watched Willas's mother slowly slide to the ground, with a trace of envy hidden in her beautiful dark eyes.

It's a pity that everyone is watching. If no one is there...it's rare for dad to take the initiative to kiss...Xi Lusi (Ai Kelu) wants it so much.

"Woo!" Seeing Vilas' fate, Tia and Lucia suddenly stopped in their sudden footsteps. You looked at me, I looked at you, and their pretty faces turned red.

"Well... let's forget it. The bad guy is indeed a bit dangerous, so we have to discuss countermeasures." Lucia shyly waggled her beautiful fox tail and found a reason for herself.

"Um...yes, yes. That's right." Tia hurriedly agreed. The two of them sat back down, held up the hot tea, and sipped it in small sips. They didn't know whether the tea was hotter or their faces were hotter.

With their ability, it is not that they cannot adapt to changes and escape from someone's bear hug, but...

But if you were hugged and kissed like that, could you really muster the strength to escape?

Because they lacked self-confidence and were afraid of being kissed by a wolf in front of everyone, Lucia and Tia both backed down, but their thoughts were the same as those of the two princesses.

If no one else is watching... I won't be afraid of this idiot.

For a moment, the atmosphere became a little subtle. The huge living room was quiet, except for the subtle sound of sipping tea.

At this moment, a particularly energetic shout rang out from outside.

"Hey, brother Wu, I'm here to see you... By the way, is there any breakfast? Lina was busy going out early in the morning and didn't make breakfast for me." Gao Te, one of the gangsters, paid his respects.

"Hey, isn't this a Gorilla? Welcome, welcome." Someone's enthusiastic voice also sounded, and it sounded like the two voices actually revealed the same stupidity.

"Didn't I tell you that I'm not a gorilla? Call me Gott Knight bastard!" Gott yelled unhappily, although his protest was never taken seriously.

"So your real name is Galt Knight, Galt Knight, hello, this is the first time we meet, please call my daughter Wu Fan."

"Eh... Hey, hello, first time we meet... By the way, brother Wu, are you a little strange now?"

Yes, yes, that idiot is just stupid and claims that his daughter is a criminal, even though this is true.

The girls listening in the room nodded, thinking in agreement.

"Actually... you actually called me Galt Knight. I was so touched! Bastard, ah ah, I can't help but cry!" A certain orangutan director shouted to the sky with tears streaming down his face.

Is this what’s weird?!!!

No way, I almost forgot that the gorilla was also a fool. The girls covered their foreheads and gave up helplessly.

"Oh oh oh, Brother Wu called my name right for the first time. I can't help it. I was so moved, bastard. I can only vent my joy by going to the river."

"Boom." The girls' foreheads hit the tea table.

"By the river?"

"That's right, how about it, Brother Wu, do you want to do something big with me?" A certain orangutan director looked back cheerfully and gave a thumbs up.

"Oh, I have to go!"

"Great, let's set off now without further ado."

"No need for breakfast?"

"Asshole, in the face of big things, a little breakfast is nothing. There is a saying that those who do small things don't care about big things. It means that even if you just do a trivial thing, you don't have to worry about betraying a lot of yourself. Morality, do you understand?!"

"Oh——! Taught!"

"Set off!"

"Set off!"

It’s weird that I can let you go! The girls in the room overturned the spiritual coffee table at the same time.

"Xilusi, Aikelu, is there any way to make your idiot father recover from his stupidity immediately?" Lucia asked quickly, covering her painful forehead.

"If there's a way..." Nodding her chins and thinking for a while, the two princesses nodded in unison.

"Dad is so happy because Lilith has recovered. Therefore, if Lilith can wake up now, even if she cannot recover immediately, she can still attract dad's attention."

"However, Lilith is still very weak now. It would be too pitiful to wake her up rashly."

"What about other than that?"

"Otherwise...perhaps, only sister Alice can wake dad up."
To be continued...
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