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"Sorry, I didn't come here just to complain with you." I took a few steps forward and sat down cross-legged about ten meters away from Evelina.

Looking around, I saw a silver-white flat beach and an environment composed of azure sea and sky. The waves were soft and refreshing. The beach was dotted with colorful shells. From time to time, there were a few small crabs running sideways waving their pincers.

However, there are also straight coconut trees, as well as lounge chairs and sun umbrellas, making it look like a seaside resort.

And Evelina is located on a black rocky reef, with waves flowing past it from time to time.

This guy was obviously just a sword, but he was doing something so serious. In my mind, I imagined a salted fish lying on a chair and basking in the sun.

"What, what, you guy actually apologized? You actually gave up your official job?" Evelina... No, let's just call it a salted fish sword. This guy's fussing tone now doesn't make sense at all.

Worthy of respect.

"Ah, I was thinking about something very outrageous just now, right?"

"It's nothing, my official job is not to complain." I took a deep breath, thought of Xiao Heitan, and decided to have a good talk with this guy.

"Speaking of which, since you responded to my inner wish, it means that you can help me solve the problem." I asked with great hope.

Even Akara and the others can't do anything about it. Maybe... maybe this weird and unpredictable salted fish sword will have some otherworldly way to help me rescue Xiao Heitan.

"No, no, no. You misunderstood." Xianyu Jian quickly denied.

"I've told you before, when we meet, it's not someone who calls the other person here. It's just a coincidence driven by something. For example, every time you get a breakthrough, or something else

The reason, after all, is that you are not qualified to meet me now."

But... damn. Such an irritating way of speaking.

Feeling that this suspicious salted fish sword of unknown origin was speaking in a tone that was picking its ears or picking its nostrils while looking at me with casual disdain, I clenched my fist and said, bear with me, bear with you.

"So, what's the reason this time?"

"It's probably the strong desire in your heart. It seems that you have almost broken through to the realm of world power. If you reach this pitiful standard, in the future, it is probably possible, maybe you can take the initiative to come. I told you before

Let's go, of course, whether I want to see you or not depends on whether I'm in a good mood or not."

I can't bear it any longer!

"Well, even though you didn't come here in response to my wish, it's also for this reason that we are meeting here at this time, isn't it? So please. Do me a favor."

"Ah? What did you say? The wind was too strong. I didn't hear you clearly."

This guy...

"I mean, please do me a favor." I repeated loudly.

"Ha. Is there anyone who asks for help like this? Do all the people who ask for help have this attitude like you?"

"What's wrong with my attitude? Isn't it very sincere?" I couldn't bear it anymore.

"Sincerity, your sister! You think I don't know. You've been thinking about the nickname for me just now, right? You've been calling me that weird nickname in your mind, right?" Xianyu Jian was decisively angry.

"..."

Gee, this guy's sixth sense is a bit scary, and he was noticed like this.

"Before you ask for help, you should at least call the person by a decent name respectfully." Salted Fish Sword... No, it was Evelina who taught me.

"Okay, I admit my mistake and I will correct it." I lowered my head seriously.

"Then, Evelina, please help me, please."

"It's Everia, you bastard!"

"Evlia?"

"Everia!"

"The pronunciation is the same anyway."

"The meaning is completely different!" It seemed to be breathing heavily, and it paused.

"I didn't expect that my majestic Everlia would be looked down upon by others. Forget it, let's not mention it for now. In addition to the respect that should be paid, should I show something to others if I want to ask for it?

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"This sword," he said in an extremely vulgar and philistine tone, "if it had a hand, its fingers would be rubbing it towards me, making a gesture that all humans can understand."

"Evelina." I straightened my expression.

"We are friends, friends shouldn't be so open to each other."

"Who are you talking to? I want benefits, benefits!"

"You have changed. You used to be an upright person." My eyes were heavy with regret.

"People with integrity have to pay hard work to survive when they do things for others. Doesn't society know this? Otherwise, people with integrity would have starved to death long ago, and the world has been occupied by evil people. I just want to prevent this from happening."

The world has become like this, so I have to work hard to be an upright person and live by asking for benefits from others."

I:"……"

This guy has clearly become a member of the bad guys and wants to extort money, but he still does it openly.

"Okay, let's get some benefits, right?"

"Yes, yes, it's a benefit. Don't use the scabbard like last time, you bastard. It smells like salted fish, right? That's why you gave me that weird nickname, right? I won't use it this time.

If you give me a sincere gift, don’t ask me to help you!”

Recalling the past, the salted fish sword... No, Evelina shed tears.

"No, no, how could it be? Dangdang, look, I'm going to give you this this time." After searching in the inventory, he suddenly took out a wooden statue and raised it high in a grand way.

Hold up.

The statue is engraved with three people in different postures, each standing at an angle of 120 degrees. Their names are Gaut, Mishan and Khan.

Yes, in fact, this statue is a miniature wooden version of the stone statue of the sheep, mule, and chicken team (Chapter 1110) made by Gott on the birthday of the god. Last time, Gott mysteriously gave me one, saying that he had made a total of

I made ten. I plan to use this to take the first step of the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken busking (comedy) team to conquer the world.

I looked disgusting and didn't want to touch it any more, so I quickly threw it into the inventory. I planned to find a world and throw it into a space-time rift or some other place to avoid contaminating the Dark Continent. But I forgot about it for a moment and dragged it until it comes in handy now.

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"What kind of statue is this?" Evelina stared at it for a long time and asked.

"This is……"

I looked at the statue and then at Evelina. After confirming that this stupid sword probably didn't know much about human history, I said solemnly.

"These are the three greatest heroes in human history. Of course, they are dead now."

"Oh!" The other party seemed to be calmed down, and a strong curiosity arose.

"Really the greatest?"

"Otherwise, it wouldn't be made into such an exquisite statue, right?"

"It is indeed quite exquisite, considering the level of craftsmanship of a low-level intelligence."

"Not only are they exquisite, but they are also limited edition. There are only ten pieces in the entire Dark Continent. I finally got it."

"Listening to what you said, this gift is indeed quite sincere. At least it doesn't smell like salted fish."

Evelina seemed a little shaken and sensed my sincerity. Is it okay as long as the gift doesn't smell like salted fish? How easy are you to be satisfied?

"However, the postures of these three people... seem a bit strange." This time, it was more careful and cautious. It seemed that it had been looking at the gift for a long time, trying to find something suspicious, and suddenly asked.

"This is their last gesture before they die together with the devil."

"I see."

"Okay, please accept this sincere gift."

"Then I'm not polite. Just throw it over."

I quickly threw the statue away as if my hands were too hot. When it landed on Evelina's head, the statue disappeared with a chirp.

It's really magical. I always thought it was in a dream, but whether it was the salted fish sword scabbard or the statue, the other party took it all in exactly the same way. It was simply a supernatural phenomenon.

"You should agree to my request now." Thinking that Xiao Heitan was still waiting for my rescue, I quickly urged.

"Calm down, don't worry."

"How can you not be in a hurry, bastard, that's my baby girl!" I couldn't help shouting.

"Of course there is no need to worry, time basically stops here, which means that even if you stay here for tens of thousands of years, it will only be the blink of an eye outside, even if the enemy is piercing your heart with a sword right now.

It’s too late.”

"Oh...is that so?"

"Well, the premise is that you can stay for tens of thousands of years." The other party teased.

I thought that every time I was inexplicably brought in, I couldn't even leave the door voluntarily, and then I didn't know when I was suddenly kicked out forcibly. If this were regarded as a game world, it would be even worse than the Sword Realm I had played.
To be continued...