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The next day, a large wave of foodies came back in force.

First of all, Copy Lal, who together with me and Carlos is known as the three major daughter control in the camp, followed by of course Aunt Lisa, and Doug Goff, the two barbarian brothers, the three of them were hired in Kurast

The long-range mage mercenaries have made up for the shortcomings of the team. Now they are making great progress, and they are about to have sex with Big Pineapple's projection and go to Harrogas.

Of course, according to the cowhide king Doug, it is necessary to conquer the monster Big Pineapple and then ride it all the way to Harrogas. Only then can Master Doug show his true momentum, just like Andariel who was conquered earlier.

Duriel, Mephisto, are no longer up to par.

"Wu, I've heard all about it." Lal suddenly looked well-dressed and showed a serious expression.

"What did you hear?" I protected Xiao Heitan behind me and looked at her warily.

"I heard that I recently gained a granddaughter." He suddenly showed his face and said with a bright smile.

"Where is it? Who is it? If it's Sarah, I'm sorry, she's not pregnant yet." I felt even more alert.

"Dear Wu, what silly words are you talking about? Isn't that right in front of you? Hahahaha." Lal patted my shoulder and his loving eyes fell on the little Heitan behind me.

Carlos and Seattle had experienced the painful worm incident together in the Demon Fortress and met Little Hei Tan, so they were not surprised that there was such a thin and timid girl with long mercury hair beside me.

But Mr. Laer and Aunt Lisa have already heard about Xiao Heitan. Now, it is the first time they see Xiao Heitan, and their love is overflowing. No, I have just learned from Lisa.

The aunt took the hesitant little Heitan over in her hand, and immediately got caught up in the thread again.

"According to what you said, wouldn't Xilusi and Aikolu also have to call you grandpa?" I said in surprise.

"Well...they'd better forget it."

Lal turned back and glanced at the twin princesses in the kitchen. Then he looked at Sarah, who was standing next to them and teaching the princesses how to cook. He compared his eyes back and forth a few times, and seemed to be particularly troubled about his height for a while.

Finally, two lines of hot tears fell from his eyes.

I'm sorry, my baby girl Sarah, it's all daddy's fault that you can't grow taller!

In Lar's heart, I seemed to hear this silent cry.

"But Lilith is different, she..." In the blink of an eye, Lar regained his smile, looked at Xiao Heitan who was hiding even more closely behind me with sparkling eyes, gave me a thumbs up and said cheerfully.

"She is shorter than Sarah now. If you don't scream now, you will have no chance in the future."

"Boom!"

Sarah, who was teaching Silos and Ecolu how to cut the fish, suddenly lost control of her strength and cut off the head of the fish, and the chopping board underneath also let out a painful cry.

"What's going on? There was a chill on my neck just now?" Lal Tiaozi touched his neck, looking uneasy and confused.

"..."

Uncle Lal, your death star is already twinkling in the sky.

"If Xiao Heitan really calls you grandpa, then what should he call Aunt Lisa?" I decided to save Lar and save him from falling into the abyss.

"Hahahaha, your question is so ridiculous. Of course you have to call me grandma, Grandma Lisa, hahaha!" As if I asked a very childish question, Lar laughed proudly.

Doug Goff and I all started to retreat in unison.

"Lisa, Lisa, do you see that you have become a grandmother and you are also a mother-in-law, are you happy?" Lal was still gesticulating happily.

"Hear that~ Oh~" Aunt Lisa, who still looked like she was a first-time mother, was young and shameless, caressing her face behind her and smiling softly.

"It turns out that I am already so old in your eyes."

"Wait... wait, Lisa, you misunderstood me. I didn't mean that you are very old. I just wanted to say that you look very old... No, I sound very old... That's not right either.

, in short...ahhhhhhhh————!!!”

Lal's screams echoed in the sky above the Mages Guild for a long time. The unknowing mages thought it was some bad guild leader who had developed something weird again.

"Speaking of which, everyone had a really good meal." Lar cried, scratching his head and laughing. He is such a strong guy. I can no longer look at this miserable scene.

"Yes, with Veras, Sarah, and Aunt Lisa, it's hard not to have a lot of food." I picked up a piece of tender fish and took a sip.

"Gulu~~" Lal swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked in front of him.

As if he was isolated in a circle among the dense crowd, the dazzling array of delicacies on the dining table were far away from him. Only a bowl of white rice and a steamed half-cooked fish head were placed in front of him.

Could it be the fish head that was beheaded by Sarah?

"I have a good fish head here. It must have been carefully made by my precious daughter for me as a father. It contains a lot of love. If you really want to eat it, then there is nothing wrong with exchanging it."

No one responded, there was only the sound of clattering bowls and chopsticks, and the sound of eating rice that was full of oily mouth.

"Doug, Geoff, we are good brothers." He looked to the side, hoping to get support.

"There are no brothers at the table." Doug looked at his favorite dish in front of him affectionately.

Gefu simply buried his face in the bowl.

"Mr. Seike, we went out for a drink together last night. We agreed to share weal and woe, didn't we?"

"I was drunk yesterday, so I can't remember what I said." Seattleke touched his bald head, and his pretending to be stupid skill instantly reached the max level.

"Sir Carlos. We are all paladins, good partners of justice, yes."

"The path of justice... is always accompanied by loneliness." Carlos was silent for a moment. He sighed as if he was deeply touched, secretly picked up a piece of meat, and under Lar's moved eyes... handed it to Kajiel's hand.

In the bowl.

Seeing that there was an extra piece of something she didn't like to eat in the bowl, Kajier let out an unhappy cry and beat Carlos away with the momentum of a Lushan Bailongba.

"Kajiel, no, you have to eat more meat to grow up." I couldn't bear to see Kajiel, who was as picky as Ariya and only ate fruits, so I picked up a piece of shredded pork and handed it to her.

of mouth.

"Chiji~~" Kajier said nothing. She happily opened her mouth and held the chopsticks in her mouth.

As a result, I received a look from Carlos that looked either grateful or resentful.

"Dear Wu..." Lal seemed to have finally discovered my existence and smiled flatteringly.

"Uncle Lar, don't you like fish heads the most?" I suddenly interrupted.

"Hey...hey, is there such a setting?" Lar looked confused.

"Sarah and Aunt Lisa can testify." I slyly shifted the topic to the key person.

The kind-hearted Sarah hesitated, while Aunt Lisa nodded with a Shura smile.

"It turns out...it turns out that I have always liked eating fish heads. I see..." Lal picked up two fish eyes with chopsticks. The body was as white as the fish eyes.

"Hahahahaha, it seems we are late." A familiar laugh came, and two figures walked in.

"It's not too late. You're here just in time, Sister Lina, Gorilla." I stood up to welcome her.

"I said, Wu, we have known each other for such a long time, so we don't need to be so unfamiliar with each other in our titles. What do you think about removing the last two words?" Gao Te patted my shoulder and discussed.

"Okay, gorilla." I said with a hearty smile.

"Hey, wait, something's wrong, didn't I say the last two words?" Gott noticed something very keenly.

"That's right, it's the last two words, Gorilla Goth, isn't it?"

"Wait, let me think about it, Gorilla Gort... Gorilla Gort... if you remove the last two words... it's really like this! I'm actually throwing myself into a trap!!" Gorilla Gorilla held his head and whined.

"..."

Please, can anyone help me send this guy, whose IQ is even lower than that of a gorilla, to a zoo?

"Speaking of which, where is your newly recognized daughter?" In the blink of an eye, he returned to his original state.

"Here." I touched the head of Xiao Heitan sitting next to me, held her on my lap, and showed off.

"How about it, cute."

"Damn it, I want a daughter too." Looking at Xiao Heitan and then at Xilusi and Aikelu, the Gorilla yelled unwillingly.

"Talk to Sister Lina about this kind of thing."

"That's right." Suddenly nodded, Gao Te raised her hand heartily and shouted at her wife.

"Lina, give me a daughter now!!"

There was a click, and I seemed to hear the sound of one of Sister Lina's nerves breaking.

Then, Gott and Lal sat together.

"Come on, Sir Gott, let me give you half of the fish head." Lal cut the fish head in half and put it in Gott's bowl.

"Thank you, thank you." Gott burst into tears.

"But half a fish head isn't enough to go with rice."

"It's okay, just hold the fish eyes in your mouth slowly. Just tell yourself, this is a ball of salt, this is a ball of salt..."

"That's it, and there's this trick, brother Lar, you are so powerful." Gott exclaimed.

"Where, where."

Seeing the two people who had formed a true love in times of adversity, everyone looked away.

Finally, Aunt Lisa and Sister Lina relented and secretly cooked another meal for their husband.

"Sister Lina, there hasn't been much happening in the camp recently." After dinner, I casually chatted with Karina, who had taken over the leadership of Rogge soldiers from the old drunkard and me.

"There were a lot of troubles at the beginning. I didn't have much experience, but then there was a new district and a large population."

"That's true." Thinking of how busy Sister Lina was during this period, and how little she was seen when she came back, I can imagine how busy she was.

"But it's much better now, thanks to Master Akara's teachings. I'm slowly getting used to this job." As she said this, Karina raised her eyebrows with a slight smile, and her face shone with confidence.

Seeing Sister Lina like this, I felt much more relieved. I had been worried about whether she would be able to find a sense of belonging after she suddenly separated from decades of experience. Now it seems that she has adapted to her new identity and responsibilities.

As for Gorilla, although this guy looks like a fool, he is actually a fool. He became a fool because he loved Sister Lina too much. For Sister Lina, he has decided to give up becoming the hero of the orangutan family...

...Oh. No, it is the dream of a human hero to stay with his wife and protect her.

"However, speaking of the major events that have happened recently..." Sister Lina frowned unconsciously and said with a bitter smile.

"It must be the chaos caused by Master Kasha and Sharna."

"Sorry for causing trouble to everyone."

"How can you blame me? Speaking of which, Master Akara said that thanks to you, the conflict between those two people was resolved, and Master Kasha also cheered up. Isn't it?"

"I didn't do anything. The two of them figured it out on their own." I said vaguely.

"Looking at my little brother's appearance, I didn't ask what happened to these two people. In short, I hope nothing like this happens again in the future. To be honest, although it was only a few seconds, those two

Once I became serious, I didn't even have the qualifications to get close. At that time, I really didn't know what to do. The thought of what if the camp was affected... I'm still scared to this day."

"It seems that Sister Lina has fully assumed her current role. Congratulations." Seeing her still shocked look, I couldn't help but smile and tease.

"That's who I am, Karina. Either I don't do anything, or I try my best to do my best." Karina responded to my teasing, showing off her heroic and strong female demeanor.

"Ah, that's right." As if she suddenly remembered something, Sister Lina tilted her head slightly in confusion.

"Is it an illusion? Recently... I always feel like something is missing."

Something is missing?

Originally I shouldn't be bothered by this vague question, but this sentence seems to hit home and always makes me uneasy.

Something is missing...something is missing...

correct!!

I finally remembered!

What Sister Lina said is missing something, it must be a certain merchant who sells products that are indecent and will never sell.

The red and white princess!!!

It's been several days since I came back, and I've completely forgotten about her. Not only that, I didn't seem to say hello to her when I went to the Elf Tribe.

The sweat on my forehead immediately started to flow.

It's not that I'm worried about what will happen to the unscrupulous princess. After all, Akara said that even if Sister Sharna and I combined now, we may not be her opponent.

I'm just worried about where she is selling her integrity, or even selling her integrity in my name.

I rushed to Akara's little black shop as if my butt was on fire.

"Oh, you finally remembered that princess."

Akara was pleased with my memory, and reminded me by the way: "She seems to be over there at the paper mill now."

"Sure enough, she committed a crime!!! Grandma Akara, why didn't you stop her!" I knelt down with my head in my hands and screamed in pain.

The paper mill and the Red and White Princess are like the relationship between a group of fat sheep and a hungry wolf. Do you believe that the wolf will stay peacefully?

"I'll teach you young people how to deal with this kind of thing, haha~~~" Akela said with a smile while sipping tea leisurely, as if he had retired peacefully and left behind a mess of leadership.

I have no choice but to go to the paper mill in person. To be honest, I really don’t want to come here, just like I don’t want to get close to the central square of the Elf Sky Tribe.

All kinds of...no, all kinds of tastes.

I originally thought it would take a lot of effort to find it, but unexpectedly, I saw the familiar red and white figure easily.

Next to the gate of the paper mill, there is a statue called the Thinker, which actually looks more like it is at the foot of a statue of constipation in the toilet.

"Well……"

It's like standing on a mountain of garlic and saying to a vampire, bite me, bite me.

Deliberately not looking at the statue, I came to the Red and White Princess: "You..."

Sitting inside the cardboard box with the sign hanging on it, the red and white princess lowered her head feebly.

Seeing me arriving, she finally raised her head: "Wu...here he comes."

"Yes, I'm here." I showed a cold look.

"Wu, you shouldn't have come." The voice of the red and white princess was very low. It was as low as the wind blowing through the grassland.

"But I'm still here." I wiped the cold blade of the sword in my hand.

What are you acting on, you bastard!

I transformed into Godzilla and violently lifted the coffee table in my soul.

"Leave me alone, I'm just a poor princess who was abandoned without a word." The red and white princess wiped the corners of her eyes sadly.

"Feel sorry……"

It was indeed my fault for leaving rashly. However, it seems that you are just an overbearing diner, and there is no reason to say hello.

Although I was thinking this, I still apologized honestly, in order to prevent her from taking advantage of her and betraying her integrity.

"If you feel bad, just buy some of my products. The latest styles are on sale right now. They are only 50% off. If you miss this opportunity, you won't have such a good opportunity."

In an instant, the red and white princess turned into a shrewd businessman.

"don't want."

"You actually rejected it without even looking at it!" the red and white princess was shocked and frustrated.

Who wants to read something that loses a piece of moral integrity every time you look at it?

"Absolutely shocking product, no one can be deceived." The red and white princess is still determined to give up.

"No product can be more shocking than what I see in front of me." I pointed to the 100,000 gold coin sign on the cardboard box and said expressionlessly.

Looking down, the red and white princess didn't know what she understood from my words, and suddenly said "Oh."

"Wu's ambition is not small. How about, for only 100,000 gold coins, Wu can take me home."

"Can I understand this sentence to mean this?" The corners of my mouth began to twitch unconsciously.

"As a princess of the miko clan, I won't do anything so rude."

"Then tell me, what can you do if you buy it back? What are the benefits?" I was amused by her words.

"Well...according to us humans, that is..."

After thinking about it very seriously, the red and white princess, who was sitting on her knees in the box, suddenly changed her posture, standing with her limbs as elegant and cute as a cat, then raised a small hand, held it in the shape of a cat's paw, and placed it on her face.

The cat licked its paws like it was washing its face, scratched it, and then let out a coquettish "meow~~~" sound, saying three words with the fearless spirit of a brave man.

"He can warm the bed."

"..."

Did I travel through time and space and come to a comic exhibition?

I have to say that the products in front of me were very good-looking and cheap and affordable. For a moment, I was really moved.

"How is it, guest, are you excited?" Maintaining this cute and seductive posture, the red and white princess asked with expectant eyes.

"I have to say that as a businessman, you work very hard." I covered my forehead with a headache and considered my lines.

"But, I'm not a cute miko."

"Woo!" The red and white princess stiffened instantly and turned into the pale princess.

"Let me tell you, what do you want to do before you are willing to go back with me?" It seemed that the red and white princess's tendency to sell her moral integrity had been curbed, so I quickly took the opportunity to get to the point.

"I was once abandoned by a cruel man." The Red and White Princess knelt down again dignifiedly, looked up at the sky, and instantly entered the Qiong Yao Theater.

"Who is it?" I was shocked. It turns out that she has such a dark history. Who is that man? What kind of relationship has it developed? Is it a? Or is it b, or is it already c? Is she pregnant? Or is it already c?

Do you already have a child? Do you have cancer? Are they siblings?

I'm so excited!

"That man taught me a lot and showed me the bright future of the miko clan."

Oh oh oh, that mysterious man looks so awesome!

"Later I found out that everything was a scam."

"Please have your condolences." I looked at the Red and White Princess sympathetically, not expecting that she would have such a tragic history.

"None of the things you taught me can be sold."

"ha?"

What kind of twist is this?

"He obviously picked me up and said he wanted to treat me well, but one day he abandoned me and disappeared."

"I'll take the liberty to interrupt and ask a question." I took a deep breath again and again and raised my hand.

"The man you are talking about...could it be me."

The red and white princess nodded.

"When did I teach you a lot! When did I let you see the bright future of the witch clan!" I lifted the table and roared.

"Wu, aren't you very enthusiastic about teaching me how to make new products?"

"Okay...that's what happened. Although it's not my original wish, it has something to do with the bright future of the miko clan!"

"If the product sells well, we can buy a lot of paper. The shrine maiden clan will be revitalized."

"The cost of revitalizing the miko clan is really cheap..." I fell to my knees helplessly, completely defeated by her.

"As a result, none of them have been sold so far. I feel cheated and will never love again."

"It's none of my business!"

"Even this body, which has been ruthlessly abandoned after being played with, can no longer be sold!"

"Which book are you a tragic actress from?"

"Afterwards, I became disheartened and decided to come to the paper mill to commit crimes."

"Don't go down the road of crime all of a sudden!!!"

"But seeing this statue of punishment, I hesitated again."

"Don't mention this joke again!!!"

"Think twice and decide to set up a stall locally. Maybe we can usher in new business opportunities and life."

"No wonder the paper mill workers are reluctant to go through the main entrance!!!"

"In the end I was so hungry that I had no choice but to sell myself."

"It doesn't matter whether you are hungry or not. You have planned to do this from the beginning. You have planned to do this kind of thing to sell your integrity, right? You hundred thousand dollar witch!!!"

I gasped for air and couldn't hold it anymore. I couldn't complain any more.

"Wu, you are really energetic."

Seeing me like this, the unscrupulous red and white princess said calmly.

“Whose fault is it that I’m like this!!!”

Taking deep breaths again and again, I glared at the red and white princess: "Anyway, come back with me. Don't show off your integrity here."

"Are I going to live a life of being picked up and abandoned again? I am such an unfortunate princess."

"No one wants to pick you up, and no one will abandon you!" I replied angrily.

"According to the script, at this time, Wu Yao grabbed my hand forcefully and said loudly."

"Why should I set up such a terrible death flag!!!"

Although I didn't act according to the script of the Red and White Princess, I really lifted up the box and carried her back together with her sitting inside.

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