...Ask a question..." I carefully considered my words in order not to offend the princess in front of me who sells her integrity and sells her underwear. ([] .)

"Okay, suppose, suppose there really is such a woman, isn't there an easier way? Just shout casually on the street, anyone can do it, come on, come to me, wouldn't it be simpler, why bother to go out of your way?

Going to buy your virginity-loss underwear?”

"That seems to make sense." The red and white princess pondered for a few seconds. Suddenly, countless lightning bolts flashed through her mind. She staggered back a few steps, and then fell to her knees on the ground.

"Is it really the reason why it can't be sold?"

No, no, the more fundamental reason is that there is no such woman in this world, okay?

"I have no choice but to think about other products. Thanks to Wu, I got out of my misunderstanding." Although she was deeply shocked, the red and white princess quickly cheered up and murmured to herself.

"What kind of underwear should I design this time?"

"Are you so obsessed with tampering with underwear? Give me some ordinary products!!!" I angrily lifted the coffee table.

"Underwear is the most common thing, something everyone needs."

"Okay... okay, whatever you want." My body shook a few times, and I no longer knew what to say.

"I wonder what kind of underwear can be sold?"

"The most ordinary underwear."

"How can I, a clan of witches, only make ordinary things? How is this different from ordinary people?"

"Then you keep thinking about making money from mortals, you bastard!"

"Anyway, let's make it a little special. After all, it's underwear made of such precious paper and made of charms. Oh, do you have any suggestions?"

"Let me think about it..."

If I don't get the 100,000 yuan princess today, I won't be able to get any information from her.

So, I was thinking about it very seriously, and even thought about the original world.

But this really gave me a good idea.

"Let's start with a chest strap. Can you do it with a chest strap?"

"No problem, as long as there is a spell, there is nothing that can't be done." The red and white princess's eyes lit up, and she seemed to agree with this method.

After all, it was a product that even she wanted. With pity, I looked at her breasts, which were neither big nor small and had no features at all.

"I always feel that my awkward gaze is very rude."

"It's just your illusion. You should be able to do it now. Answer me a few questions."

"Well, since Wu helped me think of such a good business opportunity, I will try my best to answer Wu, as long as it is something I can talk about."

"Very well, just ask here."

This is still within the confines of the Mages Guild. It is backed by a small forest and there is no one around. It is a good place for conversation.

"Hold on."

With that said, the red and white princess took out her wooden box again, and once again staged the Transformers drama. The wooden box turned into a spacious wooden floor, with a soft top, like a layer of wood-colored carpet. In the middle

There is also a low wooden table.

I:"……"

Although I have already said it, I still want to complain again. If there are more wooden boxes like this, it will definitely be welcomed by adventurers and travelers. It will sell better than any underwear. At least I will consider buying one.

open.

Are all the witches just idiots who throw watermelons and pick sesame seeds?

After skillfully brewing the tea, she took a sip and entered the tea-drinking god mode. The red and white princess made a "please say" gesture.

"First of all, the first question is, is the space guarded by your witch clan connected to hell?"

"To be precise, it is a special closed barrier space located in the Dark Continent, with a portal to the hell world." The other party replied very readily.

Great. The first problem is solved.

"Last time I heard you say that the miko clan has been living in that space for generations, and they seem to be guarding something. Is it just to guard this passage to hell?"

"Prohibited matters."

I:"……"

Forget it if I can't answer, please don't force me to complain, okay?

"Okay, let's change the question. Can the Hell Clan come to our Dark Continent through your passage?"

"Theoretically speaking, no."

"Why?"

"First of all, the location of the exit to hell is not fixed, but it keeps moving randomly. It never stays in one place. Just trying to meet the exit of the passage. Entering inside is already very difficult. Furthermore, there are

Protected by a powerful barrier, not even the devil can enter."

"That's good." I breathed a sigh of relief when I heard that even the devil couldn't enter.

However, if even the devil can't do it, then what is the soul of the burgundy devil...

"Is this barrier directional? For example, it is only effective for the hell clan, but ordinary people can easily pass through it."

"I never heard my mother say this. Even so, it's not easy for ordinary people to pass through... What's wrong?"

"No, it's nothing..."

But suddenly I heard "Mom" from the Red and White Princess's mouth. For some reason, I felt very...well, very scary.

"So, the last question, do you remember that about... uh, about thirty years ago, was there a soul passing through that passage?"

With a soft "pop", the red and white princess, who had been holding the tea in her tea-drinking god mode, gently put the cup down, raised the teapot with an elegant and indifferent expression, and filled a cup for herself, but did not hold it up for a long time.

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"Indeed." After a while, she responded softly.

I was so energetic that I wanted to slap my thigh hard and shout, "Sure enough, it is so."

"Can you tell me about this?"

"I wasn't born yet at that time, so I don't know much about it."

I:"……"

"Wu... what's that look? Do you doubt my age? I'm a beautiful girl in my prime."

Chu Chu, who is in her prime of life, is a girl with integrity, right?

"It seems like you have to ask your mother."

"It's a pity that my mother has passed away."

"I'm sorry, that's a shame, in every way, but where is your father? Maybe he might know, too."

"Father is still here."

"I really want to see him right away." In addition to this question, I also want to see what kind of fortress genes the Red and White Princess has inherited.

"You can do it now."

"Really...really?" I was shocked.

"Yes, do you really want to see it that much?"

"If possible, please let me see you."

"All right."

In response, the red and white princess is holding something under the table.

Hey, take...?

Then, a money box half as tall as a person appeared in front of me as if it was taken out of Doraemon's pocket.

"To introduce you solemnly, this is my father."

"What kind of father is this!!!"

"I can't help it. This is what my mother told me when she was still alive. She said that from now on, you should treat the money box like your father."

"What kind of mother is this!!!"

Is it true that like daughter, like mother? I can already imagine what the mother of the Red and White Princess looks like!

"And she also told me that she picked me up in the money box."

"No, no, no, please don't believe this. I think most adults have lied to their children in this way. They said they picked it up from the river, picked it up from the roadside, and so on."

"That's right. Judging from a normal point of view, there should be no way to throw the baby into the money box."

"Even if you don't judge from such a common perspective, you can still guess it!!"

"But what my mother said was very true. She said that I stayed in the money box for ten months before I came out."

"You're ten months pregnant, you bastard. Who is the mother and who is the father? The genders are completely mixed up. Your mother's gender is even confused!"
To be continued...