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The first thousand three hundred and ninety-one chapters of the benefits of the body and mind(1/2)

"Shhhhhhhh"

Walking in front, the thief-minded Galen suddenly turned his head and made a silencing gesture towards Ambesha.

"Don't make a sound, it will be troublesome if someone recognizes you."

At this time, the expression on Galen's face was as enigmatic as it was unfathomable. Those old eyes were simply synonymous with vicissitudes of life, as if he was walking on the street, had suffered enough, and was tired of being harassed. star.

"Yes, yes, but master, we have been shopping here for more than half a year." Anbesha responded with energetic and energetic hands.

"Shhhh, I told you not to be so loud."

I saw a few eyes falling here, including soldiers with sharp eyes. Gallen was as melancholy as a broken egg. How could he be such a stupid student? He was even better than the previous one. They were all idiots.

Could it be that...this is the fate God has arranged for me?

"Master, why are you afraid of being recognized?" Master and apprentice dodged left and right, scurrying among the crowd like two black mice, and finally hid in a remote alley, escaping the gaze of the soldiers. Anbesha He immediately raised his hands and asked questions like a curious baby.

"Didn't I just tell you yesterday? If you are hiding from a cunning woman, it would be bad if she catches you. You will have to work as a coolie for at least a few years." Galen blew his beard and glared, then added angrily. One sentence.

"I told you the day before yesterday, and I've told you hundreds of times in the past six months. Please remember it, idiot."

"Master, Anbesa won't remember anything that doesn't interest you."

Tilting her head, the girl imitated the gesture that her master had done before, raised her thumb, and a flash of light flashed out of the corner of her eye.

For example, it would be too troublesome to remember the demon kings she had killed one by one. Just kill them. All she had to do was remember where there was delicious food and grab it to eat with Saya.

"You are so proud of yourself. Remember this kind of thing for me, and don't ask again in the future. Ahhhh, bastard, why do I accept so many stupid students like this? God, what is this like? punish"

There was a coffee table that was so angry that he held his head and raised his head to the sky like a roar.

"Guard, right here, a sneaky old man."

At this moment, a scream like a slaughtering pig sounded outside the alley. In the blink of an eye, I saw an aunt in her forties or fifties with a waist as thick as her chest, and the ground would tremble slightly every time she took a step. She was surrounded by A pitiful bathrobe that was stretched to pieces, and the white fat was squeezed out, leaving a disgusting oily sheen.

She rushed into the alley angrily, and when she saw Gallon, she immediately waved to the two soldiers who were following her and started shouting.

"That's right, soldier, it's this perverted old man who is hiding here secretly, trying to spy on me taking a shower and coveting my beauty."

She pointed to a three- to four-meter-high window on the wall above Galen's head. Obviously, this window was her bathroom.

After a pause, she seemed to feel that it was not enough, and continued to add in a pig-killing cry.

"Also, did you hear me just now? Whatever this old man claims to be, he will never be able to escape. She must have taken a liking to me, a delicate and delicate virgin. First she peeped, and then at night... Oh, my God, could it be that I kept Is my pure body that has been pure for seventy years about to be ruined by this beast?"

After saying that, he really collapsed, half propped up his body, squinted his face, and made a sexy gesture. As his body landed on the ground, the ground roared again and screamed.

The two soldiers had dark lines on their faces, but seeing that Galen was indeed sneaking around, and followed behind him was another suspicious figure shrouded in an overly large cloak. Maybe it was the Three Hands gang that has been rampant recently, so they could only hold back their nausea. , bypassing the lump of fat blocking the road in front of him and rushing forward.

"You two stop, I have something to ask."

"not good."

Gallen was so disgusted that he was slightly shocked when he saw the soldiers rushing towards him.

It's not that easy to catch me. I don't want to see Raphael's little fox again.

Thinking in his mind, I saw him lifting his broad cloak to both sides, revealing dozens of pockets inside the cloak. There were dozens of glass bottles of unknown powder in the pockets. He quickly took one out and smashed it with the bottle. On the ground.

Suddenly, a thick mist of powder dust erupted. The two soldiers rushed too fast and could not stop the car. They were enveloped in the powder. They immediately felt as if their noses and eyes had been punched hard. They became sore and sneezed repeatedly.

"Ahem, cough, cough, what's going on? This powder, cough, cough, damn it, remember it, I won't let you go next time."

Amid the roar of the soldiers, Galen and Anbesha had already fled.

While running away, Anbesha turned around and let out a disdainful snort.

Ambesa, who was concentrating on imagining the wonderful scene at that moment, seemed to have stepped on something. His feet slipped, and with a mournful meow, the great Azmodan Demon King made close contact with the ground with a heroic body that fell to the ground. There was a loud "thud" sound that was painful just to hear it, and the body sank deeply into the ground in a large shape...

"Ahem, I have something big to announce."

"Sir, there is one thing..."

When I got home, dinner was ready. After a long-awaited meal of the girls' delicious cooking, I picked my teeth, sat down in my head position as the head of the family, and said...

At this moment, Vilas and several other girls were also exchanging glances. Finally, their eyes returned to Vilas, and she also spoke, which happened to overlap with my words.

"It's better to wait until I say it first."

Stretching out a finger, I cut off the slightly flushed soft face of Veras, I smiled and said, normally, I would have listened to my dear wife first, but this time it was different, I thought that we could go as a family. Elves, I'm in a great mood, so I can't wait to announce the news.

"grumble"

Kajiel, who had taken the first advantage in the confrontation with Silus Ecolu, threw herself into my arms under the regretful eyes of the two little princesses. She nuzzled her coquettishly and let out cute screams, beating Cut me off.

"Okay, okay, Kajiel, don't worry, it's your fault too."

I peeled off a piece of candy and put it into Kajiel's little mouth. I hugged the little angel's slender and soft waist and picked her up, gently stroking the plush white angel wings behind her.

Then, he looked around the entire house, pausing for a moment on each girl to whet his appetite, and then spoke out the plan he had just discussed with Akara.

"A family... going to the elves?" Vilas and the others looked at each other with surprised and strange expressions.

"Yes, a family, including Lena and Linya, and of course, our little princess, the little angel." I kissed Kajiel hard on her sweet face and announced happily.

As for what will happen if Carlos comes back and finds her baby daughter missing, that's beyond my scope of consideration.

"What's wrong, everyone's faces are so weird?" I raised my head and saw the subtle expressions of Vilas and others, and I couldn't help but ask curiously.

It's just a surprise, why do you show this expression?

"Brother Wu, did Grandma Akara say something to you?" Linya blinked, chuckled and came to sit next to me.

"I said a few things, but it's nothing serious."

"It's nothing... it's not a big deal, is it?" Lena's quiet and beautiful face also had a slight smile that made me care.

"What's wrong with everyone?" I always feel like there's a strange atmosphere brewing. Is it my imagination?

"No, no, we are going to the elves together, right, Brother Wu."

Linya pursed her lips, leaned over and smiled, her dark green soft hair gently blowing with the night wind, tickling her cheeks, if it weren't for the coquettish Kajier in her arms, I would have to Hold this cute and kind girl in your arms and kiss her.

"Well, that's right, everyone is ready and we will leave in a minute."

After saying that, I turned back to look at Vilas: "By the way, didn't you have something to tell me just now?".

"Ah...this...this..."

For some reason, Vilas seemed startled, then looked at the other girls and shook her head in panic.

"No...no more, sir, it's okay."

Really, I obviously won’t lie, but I still force myself.

I stared at Willas motionless with my eyes, staring at her as if she had a pair of fluffy dog ​​ears on her head, which were shrinking and hanging down, sticking to her forehead, covering her panicked pupils. Finally, this A little puppy let out a cute cry.

"I, I'm going to wash the dishes." He said, wagging his panicked puppy tail and running away.

"uh-huh?"

I cast my eyes on the other girls, my tiger body shook, exuding the power of the head of the family, and I made a snorting voice, telling you that you will be given leniency if you confess, go to jail, and if you resist, go home to celebrate the New Year.

I always feel that this sentence is used a bit wrong, forget it, don't pay attention to such a trivial matter.

"elder brother"

A soft and sweet voice sounded, and Lena walked up lightly, sat on the other side, and coquettishly stretched out her loving little hands to hug me.

Oh oh oh, you are so despicable that you sent your most terrifying enemy, Lena.

"Actually, we do have something to hide from my brother."

I raised my head, and those eyes with light gray outlines, which seemed to be able to suck a person's soul into them, containing infinite depth and beauty, stared at me quietly.

"You're just doing this to give me a surprise, isn't it?"

"But...but..." I still wanted to struggle.

"Is it really not possible? Is it causing trouble to my brother?" His eyes became pitiful.

Oh oh oh, a fatal blow

"There is absolutely no such thing. As long as it is Lena's idea, I will definitely support it."

I was instantly controlled both physically and mentally by the sister-control spirit, and I raised my hands like a die-hard Nazi soldier.

"I knew my brother was the best to me."

Lena smiled sweetly, hugged my neck, and kissed my cheek with her soft and moist lips.

I:"……"

With tears streaming down her face, Lena, you are getting more and more cunning, brother. I feel happy and sad at the same time. I am happy that you will not be easily deceived by other stinky men. What is sad is that you seem to have given me up. Cheated.

"Sister Alice is so awesome. Tell us more about the elves."

On the other side, the little princesses who accidentally lost to Kajie'er were surrounded by little ghosts, listening to the little saint's nonsense.

"Hmm, there is really no other way. Let me tell you how to survive in the extremely harsh environment of the elves in the Kurast Forest, which is full of ferocious beasts, changeable weather, and lurking dangers. In, survive.”

Suddenly, our little saint seemed to have become a supporter of the great challenge of survival. She was so proud that she put her hands on her waist, raised her head and raised her chest, and lectured the two little princesses in an expert tone. That end was particularly ethereal and beautiful under the light. The moonlight long hair seems to be flying with the owner's publicity.

"Uh-huh."
To be continued...
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