"What the hell is going on, you bastard!!"

I quit. If I were on stage, I would be so angry that I would tear off all my costumes, wigs, etc. and smash them in the director's face.

King Arthur, where are you bastard? Come out, I will challenge you! [bsp; It’s just a joke, but don’t come out, boss.

After calming down, I immediately became scared again.

"Then... that... where is... exactly?"

Opposite him, Villas held a pan tightly in his hand, cowering and looking around uneasily, like a poor little dog who went out for a walk with his owner and accidentally wandered off because of his naughty behavior.

.

Because it is based on the Willas in my mind as a template, the Willas in front of me in terms of personality, demeanor, etc. is actually the same as the real one. Naturally, it will not be like those Mephisto and Baal.

What a weird thing. When it sees someone, it pounces on it with all its teeth and claws, attacking and shaking its face in various ways.

Is the Veras puppy in my mind aggressive? Not at all, no, wait, maybe a little bit...

Oh oh oh, you are indeed my Veras. The panic of this little puppy is so cute. Even if it is just an illusion, it cannot stop my burning love for my wife. I accept it.

A warm hug from your husband.

With red stars in my eyes, I rushed forward without hesitation.

Then there was a not-so-unexpected "bang" sound, and he was hit a home run by a frying pan.

"Alas~~~"

From overhead, Jeluka sighed with a hint of pity.

"I'm just testing the opponent's attack power."

After completing the parabolic motion in the air, my whole body dropped to the ground with a bang and fell to the ground. After a long time, I raised my head, wiped my nosebleed, and said.

"Then what?" Jeluka's voice was particularly cold.

"As expected, this pan hit is neither too big nor too small, just the strength of Willas."

I gave a thumbs up to the sky, ah, I really want to take this Vilas home, so that I will have two Vilas.

"It was originally molded according to the image of Lord Vilas in your mind. How could there be any difference?" The words came from an angry Jeluka who clearly regarded me as an idiot.

"Uh-huh, are you jealous? What a petty maid, she is jealous of even a mere illusion." I sat down, crossed my arms, and nodded my head hummingly.

"..."

There was silence on the other side.

"Hey, you're kidding, don't leave me alone!!" I thought this stingy, stupid maid got angry and left me alone.

"Stay there, Your Majesty is in trouble, you idiot prince." After a moment, Jeluka's angrily curse came from overhead.

Ah, this guy finally said it. When Arturia was in trouble, he had no time to take care of his surroundings, so he immediately called me, the master, a fool. Have you ever seen such an arrogant maid? Not at all.

Arturia also encountered a huge red dot after thinking about it, but she just didn't know if it was like me. What appeared in front of her was an opponent she couldn't strike. Speaking of which, she couldn't strike at all.

What exactly is it?

I started to imagine deeply, and finally my mind was fixed on a grassland scenery. On the lush green grass, a group of lions running carefree and high-spirited...

It's impossible, no matter what, it won't be...ahem.

Stopping the thoughts in my mind, I coughed a few times and began to face the predicament in front of me.

The opponent is Vilas.

Although he created it based on his own vision of Willas, unlike those mass-produced Mephisto and Baal, the Willas in front of him is not aggressive at all. On the contrary, he is kind, honest, and shy.

It should be said that I am now in an absolutely undefeated situation.

The problem is, the more this happens, the less able I am to make a move, which means it is an absolutely unwinnable situation.

Lord King Arthur, is there such a thing as a tie?

I tried to file a petition, but was mercilessly ignored.

Forget it, let's wait until Zeluka is done with Artoria's affairs and come back to discuss with her what to do. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry now, and...

His eyes fell on Vilas (pseudo) who was still looking around in a panic, and also included me as a target of caution.

"Come, come and sit."

I waved to her. If it’s the Vilas in my heart, maybe she can be properly trained... Ahem, no, let’s get to know her better.

"who are you?"

The Veras (pseudo) in front of me seemed to have no memory of me. She held the pan tightly, walked up carefully, and sat three meters away from me.

Then, he moved his knees and moved forward a short distance.

This small gesture moved me again.

To the Vilas (pseudonym) in front of me, I am just a stranger, and I just behaved like a wolf towards her. However, she still cares about my feelings. With a small movement forward, I will

Her kind and considerate character is most vividly highlighted.

"Ahem, um, do you know what your name is?"

"I don't know." He shook his head like a puppy.

"Do you know where this place is?"

"I don't know." He continued shaking his head.

"Why are you here?"

"have no idea."

…

…

After a while, I knelt down in a Z-position in frustration.

As expected, Willas was just a creation of imagination. No matter what he asked, all he got was "I don't know", and the conversation made no progress.

Well, in this case, let's try other methods.

"Here, stretch out your right hand and shake it." I smiled and put my right hand over my body.

As a result, he was hit by a pan and fell to the ground.

"Hug... I'm sorry, are you okay? I don't know why, but I suddenly couldn't control myself. I'm really sorry..."

With tears in her eyes, Vilas (pseudo) bowed desperately and apologized.

I:"……"

Sure enough, even Vilas, who was created out of thin air, is not so easy to fool.

If that's the case, try other methods. It's rare to have a Veras who can bully no matter what, standing in front of you. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity must be taken advantage of to satisfy those inner desires that you usually don't dare to face in front of Veras.

Dark longing, oooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Wait, what did Jeluka say just now?

I seemed to have caught something, and a flash of light flashed through my mind.

The Vilas in front of me... was transformed or created based on my understanding of Vilas. So, can the dark wish in my heart that I have always wanted to realize be fulfilled here?

I think it is necessary to experiment.

Hehehehe, little Vilas, don’t blame me. Although I am your husband, I am also a normal man controlled by desire!!!

I stared at Willas across from me, and smiled maliciously.

As a result, he was hit by a pan again.

"The sesè thing... is wrong." Vilas (pseudo) said to me shyly but courageously.

"Sorry..." I apologized honestly, and also paid my apology in advance for my next behavior.

"Ah, I suddenly remembered something. Sorry, I'll leave for a while."

I made an exaggerated gesture like, "Oh, my phone suddenly rang, I went out to answer it." With Vilas (pseudo)'s cute tilted head and sleepy expression, I was more than a hundred meters away from her.

distance and sat down.

What you need to do next must be focused on without any interruption.

"Hmm~~~~~"

Like a street liar and a qigong master exerting force on a chopstick, I closed my eyes tightly and frowned into a deep frown.

The long-lost self-hypnosis** is used again.

You need to make a small change in the image of Willas that has been deeply ingrained in your heart. To put it simply, tell yourself and let yourself believe that Willas is not like this, but like that.

For me, the existence of Vilas is too important, so I don’t want to change the deep-seated things, and I can’t change them, but if it’s just that...

After a while, I slowly opened my eyes, as if someone had slapped me from behind. I covered my swollen forehead, stood up unsteadily, and then couldn't wait to go back and enjoy the results.

At the same time, Vilas (pseudo) also let out a scream.

nie!!

After seeing Vilas again, I clenched my fist and roared to the sky from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you, King Arthur, thank you for your second test, which made me realize my wish that I thought I would never be able to achieve in my lifetime.

Compared with the Vilas just now, the Vilas in front of me does not have an extra mouth, nor does it lack a nose.

It's just that the originally normal human ears turned into fluffy dog ​​ears, and then there was a puppy tail that was wagging back and forth.

"Pfft~~~~"

Looking blankly at the dog-girl version of Willas, the long-lost nosebleed spurted out like a waterfall.

No, even though I had imagined it, but when I saw it, I still had no immunity at all. Especially when combined with the fact that she had tears in her eyes and was overwhelmed by the changes that had happened to her body, it was simply...

So cute, you bastard!!!!

"Zi~~~~"

A sinister look with wet tears suddenly fell on him.

I saw Willas (fake) holding the pan, looking like she was filled with tears due to extreme shyness, and swaying closer.

Oops...Oops, it's darkened!

I turned around, pulled out my tui, and ran away. Veras (pseudo) reacted immediately and chased after me while waving the pan unconsciously, putting on a great battle royale show.

"Eh~~~ It's really interesting. I thought that His Highness the (idiot) Prince was in trouble and was troubled, but it seems that's not the case. He was having fun."

Jeluka's extremely cold voice came from overhead.

"Wha...when?"

I was shocked. Oops, the little dark desire in my heart must have been exposed in front of this pornographic girl.

"It started when the (idiot) Prince was hit for the second time." Jeluka gave me an answer that made me despair. Wasn't it almost all seen?!

No, wait, Jeluka shouldn't be able to see the situation here, so...

"I don't know why, but after Her Majesty the Queen walked out of the palace, she could see the situation on the (idiot) Prince's side very clearly."

No----!!!

Just like the tragic teenager who watched the movie for the first time and was caught by his mother who broke into the room, I held my head and let out a miserable cry.

Wait, Artoria walked out of the palace?

Doesn't that mean that she is also watching?

I suddenly noticed an even more desperate message, and in my heart, I sadly just wanted to turn around and hit the pan that Veras was wielding, and be beaten to death.

Being exposed in front of Jeluka, to be honest, although I feel guilty, I am not under much pressure. After all, we are all moral merchants on the same street who make a living by selling morals. We know everything about it, and she knows many of my shameful secrets.

I also know many of her shameful secrets.

But Artoria...forget it, my life is over.

For a moment, I wondered if this dirty bitch was trying to scare me. Arturia was not around at all and had not passed the mi palace at all. However, after thinking about it carefully, I overturned this assumption.

Because Zeluka used lingo again, secretly adding the word "idiot" in front of His Highness the Prince, which only I could detect. If Artoria hadn't been there, she would have been extremely jealous by now because of her petty temper.

, there is no need to do this at all, just bite a stupid prince, a beast prince, and be kicked to death by 100 million horses, be stuffed to death by 10,000 bottles of birth control pills, be slapped to death by a hundred pans, etc.

Alas, this world might as well be destroyed.

Just as I expected, Artoria's voice came over next.

"Fan, watch your back."

I was shocked and realized that I had been distracted for a moment, slowed down, and almost got wiped by the pan.

Although I did have the intention of simply running into it and being beaten to death, I still felt it wasn't worthwhile after thinking about it, so I speeded up.

Rather than the frying pan, which poses little threat behind me, I am more worried about the future and how I will face Artoria later.

I was even more miserable than being caught in bed, and my heart was filled with grief.

"Let's solve the current dilemma first, Your Highness."

The pornographic girl, who saw my loss and frustration clearly, seemed to feel a breath of bad breath, and then she spoke leisurely.

"What can I do? Let me tell you in advance that I will never take action against Vilas, even if she is fake."

"I knew you would say that a long time ago." Jeluka sighed helplessly.

"However, if it is Lord Vilas, even if you don't take action, aren't there still many ways to deal with her?"

"any solution?"

"The solution is in His Royal Highness's inventory, why not look for it?" This unscrupulous maid began to play riddles for me.

Inventory?

There is something in my inventory that can deal with Vilas? Why didn't I know?

I searched and searched in the inventory filled with Veras (real), but still couldn't understand what Zeluka meant.

"Inside the right corner."

Jieluka, who really couldn't stand it, gave another reminder.

In the right corner?

I subconsciously looked for it in the right corner of the inventory, and found a large stack of books.

The Beast Duke Series?

It also includes the latest work that Princess Sanwu thrust into my hands before I left.

Suddenly, I understood what Zeluka meant. It turned out to be like this. Humph, she is really a maiden who should not be underestimated.

I had a sudden look on my face, and laughed randomly and confidently. Suddenly I stopped and turned around, facing the blackened and violent Vilas.

Take a look at the moves, one of Wu’s unique skills, Princess Sanwu’s Heavenly Lady Scattering Flower Technique (book version)!
Chapter completed!