Chapter 1231 The origin of my brother(1/2)
Chapter 1,231 The origin of my brother
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Destiny is unpredictable, life and death are repeated, and the days that keep flashing next to the resurrection spring are particularly nostalgic. Unknowingly, at the end of spring and summer, autumn and winter come, the original yellow flowers everywhere are once again covered by a silver-white blanket.
Suddenly, a year has passed...
I:"……"
When I woke up faintly, I glanced around blankly. One year is neither long nor short. I just feel that my heart has changed a lot. In an instant, I realized many things that I had ignored in the past, and I felt a kind of epiphany in my heart.
I feel that life is short, right and wrong, grudges and grudges, and where to go. Thinking about the past when the Buddha attained enlightenment under the bodhi tree, and today, the emperor lives forever in a frying pan, it is also a beautiful story.
However, there is still a trace of concern in my heart. I wonder what will happen to God’s birthday in the end. Where are my lovers? Are they haggard because of my departure?
"Brother Wu doesn't seem to have woken up yet." A familiar voice seemed to come to mind.
"No matter what, I can't wake him up."
Is that quiet, sweet voice like Lena's, the invasion of demons from outside the world, the last test for her ascension?
"You are welcome."
Another emotionless voice sounded, and it seemed to be conveying something.
These inner demons seem to be discussing something terrible.
"Is this really okay?"
The little princesses standing on one side asked worriedly, oh oh oh, what are you going to do?
I finally couldn't help but squint my eyes and look for that ray of light.
I saw the murder weapon belonging to Willas, the dark and shiny pan, being held high above the head by the maid of Huang Duanzi. If this druid did not learn geometry in middle school, then based on the current location of the pan, Huang Duanzi
The maid's arm length, coupled with the pseudo-domain-level strength of the pornographic maid, as well as the acceleration of gravity and negligible air resistance.
Substituting these data into the calculation of the most poisonous maid's heart, there is no doubt that the final landing point of the pan - between my eyebrows, will be hit by more than ten tons, enough to temporarily send me to
Up in heaven, chasing the force of grandma's kind back among the sea of flowers.
"Fight fire with fire."
Standing next to the pornographic maid, Princess Sanwu, who is as cold and cute as a doll, gives a thumbs up to the others, as if to say, believe me, you are a real man, with cute big breasts.
"That's weird, you bastard!!!"
I suddenly woke up and shouted loudly, "Ascension to enlightenment, enlightenment and eternal life are all just floating clouds. If I don't get up again, maybe there is something important in my mind that will be destroyed by this ruthless pan."
Already.
I bent down and sat up, stretched out my big hand, grabbed the little princess who was about to run away in fear of crime, pulled her back, pressed her into my arms, made a drill with both hands, and started drilling on the temples on both sides of her forehead.
As for the pornographic maid, don’t worry now. She is still the identity of Caroline, so I can’t do anything about it, but... humph, don’t think I will be like this. I don’t call Rogge the third stingy for nothing.
Just one word, small.
"Where's Vilas?"
Putting the already dizzy Princess Sanwu aside, I glanced around and found Vilas lying on a bench opposite, her face still red and smoking as if it had been steamed.
"Sister Vilas also fainted after throwing the pan away, so we took you to this restaurant to have a rest."
Lena smiled and explained to me.
So that’s it.
Thinking back on it, I immediately connected the whole story. I guess it was because Vilas was so embarrassed that she swung the frying pan and made a finishing attack on me who had unintentionally exposed some extremely private things.
I also fainted from shyness.
What a misfortune!
"Brother, are you okay? Just lie down for a while. Sister Willas probably won't wake up soon."
My shoulders were gently pressed by a pair of small hands, and I lay down on the bench again. I put my head lightly. I was just about to welcome the contact with the cold and hard wooden board, but it landed lightly on the slender and elastic soft flesh.
I looked up and saw that at some point, Lena was already sitting where I was lying down just now. Naturally, the back of my head was resting on her lap.
Could this be the legendary knee pillow?
Looking at Lena's pretty and slightly red face, I was stunned, then let out a long yawn and narrowed my eyes comfortably.
Do you think that we are still little virgins, and we would blush for such a thing? After saying that Lena is my sister, when I usually go to visit her, I accidentally fall asleep, and still sleep on her bed, and then this becomes more and more serious.
The little wolf girl who likes to act coquettishly towards me will secretly pull my arm to use as a pillow.
Speaking of which, why do I feel so sleepy every time I visit Lena, and then when I wake up, I sleep on Lena's bed as a matter of course, and see Lena lying in my arms as a matter of course?
Could it be that Lena's quiet and peaceful temperament has aroused the hidden Sandman in our hearts?
It's terrible, it's really terrible. If we had been born in hell, we might have become Belifan, the god of sleep, who represents laziness among the seven demon kings.
Although in my customized Wu ranking, the most comfortable pillow in the world is Linya's "all-inclusive" mind, but Lena's thighs are also good, even though this little girl is so skinny,
The body is very slender and delicate, but there are still places where flesh should be present.
Ahem, let me explain in advance that I am talking about Lena's thighs, not any other strange places. Although I usually sleep there with her and hold her in my arms, some inevitable contact makes me probably someone other than her.
Besides herself, she is the person who knows her figure best, but...
Brother, does he know that his sister’s measurements are wrong?! This is the absolute truth that exists in the world and in intelligent life from the moment God created the world! Even if it is included in the divine precepts, it is something that every believer must pray every morning.
Doctrine is not an exaggeration!!!
The Lord said: As a brother, you must measure the measurements of your lovely sister every morning to know her physical condition and whether she is developing well.
Long live God!!!!!!!
"Brother, what are you thinking about?"
I felt a cold touch on my forehead. I opened my eyes and found that Lena was gently wiping my face with a wet towel.
"Ahem, no."
I coughed a few times with a guilty conscience and looked around as he changed the subject.
"That's right, Lena."
I suddenly remembered a question that I had ignored and wanted to ask for a long time.
"Remember when I just met you, you called me Brother Fan, right? When did you change it to Brother Fan?"
That's right, that's it. From Big Brother Fan to Big Brother, it's like the change of seasons. The transition is so natural that I never noticed it. I only think of this every time I think back to the scene when I just met Lena.
"Don't you know?" Lena, who was condescending, lowered her head and cast a soft gaze.
"Didn't notice it."
"..."
"Are you angry? Sorry, I really didn't want to forget, but it just seemed so natural that I didn't notice it at all."
Seeing Lena's silence, I thought she was angry that I had forgotten such an important thing.
"You're not angry, hee hee, brother is such an idiot."
Lena smiled sweetly and gently stroked my cheek with her cold white fingers.
"Then tell me, when is it?"
Seeing that Lena didn't seem really angry, curiosity took over my brain.
"Don't tell me, let me think about it myself."
Lena stuck out her tongue slightly, but no matter how coaxed she was, she couldn't pry her mouth open in the end, which made me extremely disappointed.
Of course, what I didn't know was that Lena didn't know either.
As I said at the beginning, because it is so natural, just like the alternation of the four seasons, just like human breathing, unknowingly, the elder brother becomes the elder brother.
but……
Lena felt a little happy, and gently held her little hands on her chest, touching the throbbing girl's feelings.
However, such a change must have occurred - when he decided to capture his brother.
"I didn't disturb you."
At this moment, Linya's sky-blue eyes, like the vast blue sky on a sunny day, appeared above me, startling Lena and I.
When I was pretending to be dead just now, I was still whispering around me. When Lena gave me a knee pillow, they all disappeared again. Now they all appear with a bang. Are you practicing Wu's presence magic skill like Princess Sanwu?
Linya, Sara, Xilusi and Aikelu, as well as Kajier who was screaming and wanting to rub into my arms again, and Princess Sanwu who I had just used the Wu family method on, were temporarily trapped by myself.
The maids who had arranged to play pornographic jokes all appeared, and I was stunned.
"Brother Wu, are you hungry?"
Blinking her eyes that were as clear as the blue sky, Linya waved the spoon in her hand in front of my eyes.
To be continued...