Chapter 1182 What's wrong with the idiot, short, ordinary, poor breasts?(1/2)
Chapter 1,182 What’s wrong with being stupid, short, ordinary, and having small breasts?
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"Lucia, I think you seem to have misunderstood something."
After coughing a few times and moistening my throat, I made various preparations for the upcoming official explanation.
"Look at this girl."
I pulled Beiya, who looked confused, in front of me, and patted her poignantly on the shoulder.
"Don't you think it's a bit too much to put the word "seduce" on her?"
"Um?"
Beya tilted her head and thought, could it be that this fool is defending himself?
"Yes, this description is too much for the word "seduce". Look at this short stature and small breasts. There are no elements worth seducing. It's just like forcing kindness onto a vicious devil.
,unacceptable!"
Beiya: "..."
Lucia: "..."
"And her."
I took a deep breath, and like a saint who wanted to spread the truth to the world, I pointed one finger to the sky and the other to the ground. Two sharp gazes that penetrated time and space fell on Dia.
"Indeed, the figure is very attractive. I think any man will feel this way when he first sees her."
"but!!"
Suddenly his eyes widened, and his big hand fell on Tia's pretty face, pulling her sunny smile into a funny and cute look.
"Don't be deceived by her appearance. You look at her childish smile. In the final analysis, she is just a little girl with a mental age of only ten years old."
I crossed my arms and nodded. I had explained it so clearly. If Lucia still couldn't understand, she would be too stupid.
Tia: "..."
Lucia: "..."
"Well, it seems I was wrong."
Lucia sighed and actually admitted her mistake. Is this really the arrogant little fox I know? Ordinarily, even if she admits that my words are reasonable, she should still refute them with her mouth.
"Uluse Uluse Uluse"?
"How should I put it... After all, I also have a certain responsibility for this matter. Bad guy, if you have any last words, please tell me quickly. I will help you convey it to Vilas and the others."
"Huh? What stupid... words are you talking about... ah... ugh!!"
At the end of the sentence, my tongue suddenly became knotted, as if the words came out of the mouth of someone who had been frozen in the ice and snow for three days and three nights, and finally turned into a scream.
There is murderous intent!!
The strong murderous aura that seemed to be condensed into a black gas emanated from the petite body of the little girl Beya with her head lowered, shoulders trembling, and clenched fists. Then she looked next to Di, with her hands behind her back, smiling brightly at me.
Ya, I don’t know why, but the risk to me is even greater than that of Beja.
Oops, I got too carried away just now!!
I wailed in my heart and ran away without saying a word.
But as soon as I lifted my steps, it felt like I was hung up by a thousand kilograms of lead and was firmly sucked to the ground. Without warning, I fell heavily on my butt.
"Fanfan, didn't we agree to go shopping together? Running away is not an option."
Tia's innocent voice came from behind. I don't know why, like a frog being stared at by a snake, I trembled in Tia's clear and sunny laughter, and felt the scythe of death gently on my neck.
The coolness on my head.
"Wait, it was a misunderstanding just now, listen to me..."
I turned my body over and faced the two little girls. I kept kicking on the ground and retreating, trying to distance myself and making a final desperate struggle.
Unexpectedly, Beiya had already disappeared from the spot. Just when I felt bad, a black shadow fell from the sky and hit my waist hard, causing my body that had just wanted to sit up to lie down again.
My vision went dark, and when I regained my consciousness after gasping for breath, I suddenly discovered that the figure that had just been smashed down, the little elf princess Beya, was already sitting firmly on my waist, and her little mouth was cracked open, revealing a sharp
little tiger teeth.
"What do you want to do to your father?!"
I shouted loudly, hoping that I would suddenly shake my body and frighten the little girl.
"Sorry, my father, my daughter, I suddenly want to beat you hard, you like your daughter the most, shouldn't you refuse?"
Beiyapi stared at me with a smile, and you could easily see a blazing flame burning in his eyes.
"Suffer death!!"
The next moment, Beja's fists fell like raindrops.
"Oooo----!!"
I shook my head desperately, as if I was suffering from some great pain, and let out a lung-breaking howl, but I was secretly proud of myself.
Uh-huh, you stupid elf, with this little strength, you can barely itch me.
"Beya, this is not okay."
As Dia's voice sounded, the fist that landed on her body suddenly disappeared.
Oh oh oh, are you here to help me out? Although the beating didn't hurt at all, I will still remember this feeling. Thank you, my comrade Tia.
My eyes are moist. You see, this is the gap between people. I also said that Beja is only thinking about revenge, but Tia shows a broad mind like the Virgin Mary.
Why is there no movement?
I squinted my eyes slightly and saw this scene.
The two little girls were whispering something to each other, and then Tia handed something to Beja and put it on her little fist.
Gulu!
I couldn't help but swallow.
If the knowledge in the brain is correct, it should be a human weapon called the Iron Tiger Finger. Although it is far less powerful than the assassin's wrist blade and other weapons, there is no need to doubt that wearing this
If you think about it, even the weakest young lady in the boudoir can turn into a tigress.
Tia, you...
Having witnessed this dirty transaction with my own eyes, I burst into tears.
And Beiya, who tried to punch a few times in the air and found some feeling, turned back with a childish smile. The small tiger fang exuded a light that was even colder than the blue anger.
"I'll fight!!"
Along with a scream, this time, real screams echoed in the sky.
"I just thought I saw grandma waving to me in the flower field on the other side."
I climbed up from the ground dying and muttered to myself as if my soul was out of body.
"Deserved it."
Beya made a fierce face at me and looked at the iron tiger finger she was wearing on her hand, which was stained with miserable red blood. It was as if she had encountered a destined exclusive weapon. The more she looked at it, the more she liked it.
I said, this thing has no power against monsters at all, so don’t act recklessly, thinking that you are wearing a magical weapon and foolishly jumping into the monsters.
"If you could learn to be smarter, you wouldn't be in this situation."
Lucia swung her fox tail widely and raised her eyebrows lightly. Just a small change in her expression and demeanor revealed her infinite charm. Even a woman's eyes could be attracted to her unconsciously. It was so captivating.
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"By the way, there is a question I have wanted to ask for a long time." I raised my hand high and pointed at the little fox.
"Why, when did you follow me so naturally?"
"How about it, can't you?"
Lucia was cute and cute, baring her teeth and claws at me, revealing two small tiger teeth. Because she is twice as strong as Beja, is she also twice as ferocious?
"Of course, we are a new era brave team with organization, discipline, goals, and ideals. How can we just let some suspicious elements join us?" I pushed up the bridge of my nose, revealing my hidden eyes.
"So I'll apply to our captain first."
I pointed my hand forward, and Artoria, who was still looking at the layout of the new district like a curious baby, had a serious and business-like face.
"Alto, can you let me go shopping with you?" The little fox said nothing and waved to a certain idiot in front of him.
"Please feel free to do so."
This golden idiot's thoughts seemed to come to a decision without going through the brain, just turning around on the idiot hair on the top of his head.
Wu’s wife, Artoria, you can’t undermine your husband like this.
To be continued...