Chapter 1,114 Just touch it

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I didn't have the strength to resist, and I didn't dare to resist. There were red and black lights and violent explosions. Along with two continuous screams, I dragged two old men with bruised noses and swollen faces in front of Akara.

"Thank you for your hard work, Wu."

Akara probably hadn't noticed the huge commotion that lasted for more than ten seconds just now, and simply thought that I was just doing my part to subdue these two old men with lightning speed before they showed off their integrity, so his expression changed.

Very satisfied.

If she knew that in those short ten seconds just now, I had been enchanted by an illusion, transformed into a female version, and was photographed by Old Farah with a memory crystal, I'm afraid she wouldn't know how angry she would be.

Akala is now trying her best to build my image in the alliance and even in the mainland (although we are very embarrassed about this). If she knows about this, I am sure she will become a Tathagata in anger and kill these two people.

An old monkey was suppressed to the bottom of the Arreat Mountains.

Although I am really happy to see Akara punish these two evil-doing old guys, but I can't say anything about the fact that I was transformed into a woman by the illusion. It's better to let this matter just disappear into the sky.

That's a floating cloud.

But……

I glanced at Elder Leman and Beiya secretly from the corner of my eye, and I knew that this was unrealistic. Fortunately, these two people just met each other and did not leave any evidence. Even if these two people were really there,

So if you want me, Artoria's husband, to once again lead the gossip trend in the Dark Continent (why would I say goodbye), it is also empty talk, and not many people will believe it.

It's like saying that I'm trying to spread the lie that the old drunkard is actually a pure man as a rumor that no one will believe, but I don't have any evidence to prove it. No one will believe this rumor at all.

, it will only make people feel bored and cannot even stir up a small splash of water.

Akara was not so polite to Mu Xiaodonggua, who was trying to play with his moral integrity. After giving the two of them a hard lecture, he ordered Old Man Farah to go back to his mage tower and squat for me if he had something to do.

, was not allowed to leave the Mages Guild before the God’s birthday, and then Mu Aiao Donggua was taken away by the dwarf elder who came to apologize. No, it should be said that he was pressed away. It seems that the old Winter Melon has not been able to jump for a while.

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After getting rid of the two big troubles, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Later, Elder Lyman probably felt a little too stimulated today and was in a daze. He felt that he was in a bad state. After chatting for a few words, he also proposed

Farewell.

"Excuse me……"

Little girl Beya, who had not gone far, suddenly turned around and ran back. She coquettishly held her hands behind her back in front of me, lowered her head and tapped her toes, looking as shy as a young girl preparing to confess her love in front of her lover.

and hesitation.

When I saw little girl Beja suddenly showing such a suspicious attitude, whether you were trembling or not, I was trembling anyway.

"Stupid... no, it's Elder Fan..."

After waiting for a long time, Beiya's courage gauge finally seemed to be full. She raised her head bravely, with her rosy little face and moist beautiful eyes. The people who didn't know the truth would definitely misunderstand something when they saw this scene.

But in my mind, it only had the effect of deepening my vigilance.

Because any statement or action made by this little elf girl has never contributed to world peace.

"Elder Fan...Elder Fan, that...this..."

The little girl Beya stammered incessantly. If she could find it difficult to speak, what kind of horror would it be? I felt like I was in an abyss. If there weren't other people around watching, 99% of the time.

There is a chance that you will be unable to control your inner fear of the unknown terror and run away.

Finally, the little girl clenched her little fist, with courage on her face, and said what she was about to say amidst my fearful expression.

"Fan...Elder Fan, can I...can I call you Sister Fan from now on?!!!!"

I:"……"

"Because...because...Elder Fan...Fan...The way you looked just now...just now...you were too mature. Maybe my previous understanding of you was...completely wrong...so...so

Now let’s… let’s change the names a little… so… so…”

Tipping her toes, wrapping her index finger around her gently, Beya's face flushed, she lowered her head in embarrassment and explained in a low voice.

"Beja!!"

Two big hands fell heavily on Beiya's shoulders and pressed hard. She seemed to be frightened. She looked up and lowered her head in embarrassment. What was going on? Why did she want to create this?

It’s like being confessed, you bastard!!

However, I am not in the mood to complain about this now, because there are more important things involving my gender being severely distorted. If I remain silent, some strange things may happen in the future, so I, now, must say

Something, do something.

After pondering for a moment, I raised Beiya's face, eyes to eyes, close to her face, at a distance where we could feel each other's breath, and then spoke to her word by word as hard as gold and iron.

"Please! Call! Me! Stupid! Wu! Just! OK! Yes! Must! Please! Please! Absolutely! Yes!"

My eyes widened and I stayed there for a long time. Suddenly, the eyes right in front of my eyes quickly filled with crystal tears.

Then, without any warning, a powerful uppercut hit my chin accurately, lifting my toes three feet off the ground.

"Woooooo~~ Idiot Wu bullies others, he is indeed an idiot, a big idiot!!"

The perpetrator, a certain princess from the Elf tribe, ran away in my sight, wiping her eyes and crying.

This is good, this is good, compared to "Sister Fan", which can make people's spirits collapse in an instant, maybe it is the best end now.

"Oh my god, what happened just now?"

Akara, who didn't know the truth, expressed confusion, while Linya had been whispering to Lena early in the morning. It seemed that she couldn't stop Lena from knowing what happened just now. Would she still regard me as my brother? So sad.

Ah, the sadness in my heart at this moment may be enough to transform myself into the third largest force in hell - Wu Fan, the God of Songs of Love, the Demon King of Sorrow, and the stupidest and most passionate villain in history.

"anyway……"

Akara suddenly showed a meaningful smile, which made the corners of my eyes jump suddenly.

"I didn't expect you, Wu, to be able to use the Hell Fighting Bear to transform. It seems that your body has recovered very well. To be honest, it has shocked me."

"Barely... barely okay."

I reluctantly pulled out a stiff smile, but in my heart, I was desperately hitting the wall at three times the red speed.

Bastard, bastard, bastard, I didn’t expect that the fact that I had recovered a lot of strength would be known to the person who should least know about it. The [God’s Birthday] has been officially named and ranked among the top ten five plans of this year.

The plan of pretending to be ill and recuperating for two months in the future was ruined!!

"Actually...actually, it's not as good as I imagined. It's just that I can barely transform. It's still not strong enough to deal with domain-level enemies."

It's stupid to play tricks in front of Akara. I can only try my best to give an explanation that is as true as possible and vague.

"Well, I understand. If there are no emergencies, there is nothing special that you need to do after God's Birthday. Just take advantage of this time to take good care of your body."

My character and what little plans I have in mind cannot be hidden from the cunning Akara. However, after thinking for a moment, she said with a smile.

Holy light, holy light!!

For a moment, I seemed to see the dazzling holy light erupting from behind Akara's head, shining so brightly on the earth and warming people's hearts. Ah, could it be said that this old capitalist fox who exploited labor has finally changed his gender? Or is it that she

Does this move only prove the historical inevitability and correctness of the transition from the evil capitalist oppression of labor to the beautiful socialist liberation of labor?

In short, I accepted Akara's kindness with tears in my eyes, and began to carefully plan in my heart. Should I take advantage of the hard-won vacation and take Vilas and the others to travel and experience, or should I go with Dia?

How about a visit to the Horadric clan? The former is obviously tens of thousands of times more important in the heart, but the significance of the latter is also extraordinary. Well, you have to think about this carefully and consider it carefully...

While lowering our heads in thought, our group also left one after another because of the departure of the two protagonists, Elder Lyman and Beja.

Suddenly, I felt two strange breaths floating around my body.

When I looked up, I realized that it was Linya and Lena, two girls, looking at me with quite serious and strange expressions.

"Is...is something wrong?"

Recalling the tragic scene when I was hit in the head by Linya's fireball not long ago, I once again felt Linya's unsettled aura, and I began to feel uneasy.

Linya, this little girl, is usually very calm, but once the thread of reason in her brain is broken and her head becomes hot, it is not so easy to recover.

"Wu...Brother Wu, are you okay?" Of the two girls, Linya spoke first.

"I...what's the matter with me? Look, isn't this a good thing?" Except for the fact that my hair was slightly scorched by your fireball just now.

"Wait, I'm still not convinced, can you...can you let me take a look?"

Linya held her little hands nervously, her eyes were clear, and the worried look on her face was the same as any wife in the world who is worried about her husband.

"Of course, go ahead and take a look."

Faced with such a small request from my wife, I naturally would not refuse, although I soon regretted it.

Nervously, I came closer. First, Linya gently touched my face and hands with her little hands for a while. After feeling that it was normal, her very familiar touch and lines, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately afterwards, his little hand hit the subject directly and touched my chest again and again, as if he wanted to find something.

"..."

I said...Linya, although I fully understand the heavy heart that your current actions represent, I hope you can also be a little considerate of how I, as a husband, feel when I am exhausted and exhausted by the illusion just now.

Linya's pretty face gradually showed a smile of joy.

Yes, that's absolutely right. This flatness, this toughness, and the warmth and security it conveys are the heavy weight you feel when it's usually pressed against you.

"How's it going? It's finally confirmed." Seeing Linya smiling and taking back her little hand that was gently stroking her chest, I felt a slight sense of loss and breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, even through clothes, you can feel the gentleness and warmth of Linya's little hands, which is very comfortable.

“Ji~~~~~~”

Linya said nothing, her eyes slid straight down from her chest, and finally landed on that part.

"Wait, we don't need it here."

I subconsciously clamped my legs and took a few steps back.

"This... this is the most... most critical... place. If you don't... check it carefully... you won't be able to do it!!"

Linya's eyes turned in circles in a daze, and with an explicit gesture of completely losing her ability to think calmly and acting only on instinct, she stretched out her little hand and slowly approached.

Now I can finally confirm that Linya's thread of sanity that was suddenly severed after the Feini incident has not been fully connected just now, and the fragile interface has been disconnected again because of the illusion just now.

"Brother Wu, don't be nervous, it's just... just a little verification, just take off your pants."

Saying this, Linya's little hand stretched out to my waist.

Although Linya lost her mind and became confused and unreasonable, she did not have a cuteness similar to that of a natural idiot, but now she obviously did not give a thumbs up and praise, and then used the memory crystal to retain this scene for later.

When teasing Linya.

I panicked and took a few steps back again, avoiding Linya's little hand.

"Wait...wait a minute, Linya, this kind of thing...okay, I'll do it well when I get home. I'll let you have a thorough test when I get home."

"No...no, wuwu, I can't bear it anymore, I have to..."

Linya's voice had a sobbing sound, and her deep worry made people feel moved. Of course, being moved is moving, but compromising is another matter.

"Don't run, Brother Wu, it's just...just a little confirmation. It will be soon, soon, so calm down."

"You are the one who should calm down, Linya. How could I ask you to take off your pants in a place like this!!"

I shouted loudly, dumbfounded, and once again avoided Linya's little hand attack.

"Lena, please tell me about Linya."

I suddenly remembered that there was a savior next to me. Maybe her words could calm Linya down.

"That's right, sister Linya, you can't do this, my brother will be in trouble."

Sure enough, Lena, who was extremely calm at all times, finally stood up at this moment.

"This is different from what we originally discussed. It doesn't mean that we should capture my brother and let the two of us touch and confirm it. How can Sister Linya act alone? This is not fair!"

"..."

It turns out you are an accomplice too, Lena!!!!!

My current mood is as if the policeman who had been entrusted with great trust was betrayed in front of my face. I burst into tears, and I just felt that there is no longer a good person who can be trusted in this world.

Why, this is very strange, there must be something wrong. Why is Lena, who has high hopes for Akela, who always gives people a sense of peace and calmness like a spring breeze, and always shows a peaceful smile, is acting strange today, as if she is with Lin

Like Ya, a certain thread in my brain has been torn.

After finally escaping from the hands of Linya and Lena who were acting strangely, I leaned on a big tree nearby and bent over, gasping for air.

The reluctant Hell Fighting Bear transformation has already consumed a lot of energy. Coupled with the double blow mentally, I feel quite exhausted now. Maybe my body's recovery speed will be greatly reduced because of today, and I will be able to recover overnight.

Maybe before liberation.

A strange switch must have been pressed today. Why, even for me, a quasi-tragedy emperor, this kind of human tragedy, which is rarely encountered once a year, happens one after another? Did God hit him?

A sneeze changed the ranking order of Feini and I?

Suddenly, a slight breath approached from behind.

It is said that once you are bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of the well rope for ten years. Now I can't believe it even Linya and Lena. I feel panic when I see the human figure, so I decisively turn around and assume the hell fighting bear in human posture.

Classic blocking posture, with a wary face.

"So it's you, Tia."

After seeing clearly who was coming, I breathed a sigh of relief.

The reason Dia can make me so relaxed is because from the beginning to the end of the Gaut incident, this little Horadric girl who should have made the biggest fuss has maintained a very calm attitude.

Of course, there was also a suspiciously sinister side in the middle, and it was this side that indirectly led to the tragic incident between Fini and I. However, I will not shirk the responsibility and blame Tia for this matter.

It was because he was wrong to tease Feini that he became like that.

I knew that if the quasi-tragedy emperor and the tragic emperor collided, something earth-shattering would definitely happen, but I still joined in recklessly. I had no complaints against anyone for that tragedy. I could only blame myself.

Therefore, after a series of tragic events, Tia gave me a very calm and reassuring feeling. I even wondered if this girl had picked up something strange on the road and eaten it.

"Fanfan, are you okay?" Diya pursed her lips, showing an innocent smile that healed the soul.

"Barely surviving." I gave up feebly and sat down with my back against the tree.

"To Come!"

She shook her little fist at me with great momentum, and her energetic posture and smile seemed to really make me feel her momentum pouring into my body.

"Then, I'll leave first. See you tomorrow, Fanfan."

Saying that, with a kind of extreme joy that could not be concealed and a meaningful smile that made people care, Tia left quickly.

It’s strange, what’s wrong with this little girl? Is she following her all the way just to cheer herself up? Although this is a normal thing based on her character, I always feel something is wrong.

Yes, it's her smile.

It feels like...

It's like I got something I dreamed of but couldn't show it to anyone. I couldn't help but find the person closest to me, share the smile and joy, and then leave in a hurry.
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