Chapter 1103: The old drunkard wants to start a new life?

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The days passed by day by day, and soon, it was less than half a month before Christmas Day. The construction of the new area had also taken shape, just like a newly built house. All that was needed was decoration and adding furniture to it.

However, this part of the work is a test of care and skill. Many adventurers are unable to help, and the skilled craftsmen have to do it themselves. Therefore, according to normal estimates, it can be completed five days before the birthday of the god.

There should be no difference.

After completion, stalls and shops must be allocated to the merchants who smell the money and are pouring in. The stages in the square must be closed for some program rehearsal training. Of course, the most important thing is the morning of the God’s birthday.

The highlight - the sacrificial ceremony.

The sacrificial ceremony can be said to be the most important ceremony on the birthday of the god, but it cannot be sloppy at all. It was just that in the past. After all, the people watching are the camp's own people. Even if there is something wrong, everyone will treat it as if they are their own children.

I had the mentality to laugh it off when I made a small mistake, but now, there are countless pairs of guests coming from all over the region to watch.

We must strive to do our best in the four steps of the ceremony, the opening ceremony, the sacred ceremony, the holy sacrifice ceremony, and the final completion ceremony. And this time, we are very confident.

Because of the tens of thousands of years of dark history of Hell's invasion, many documents and etiquette have been lost in the flames of war. Even in the most tragic years, no one organized the birthday of God for thousands of years, until later in the war with Hell.

During the battle, I barely managed to stand firm, and then I suddenly remembered that I couldn't abandon this most important festival for mankind.

The birthday of God, which has been forgotten for thousands of years, and the most important rituals. Everyone can only find descriptions of them in books, and then inherit them bit by bit. Naturally, it is impossible to include the details of every ritual in a book.

It was all written very clearly, so after it was inherited, only seventy-eight percent of the original was left, which was not complete.

But this time it's different, because there is a little ghost here. She is a genuine ghost of ten thousand years. She has experienced the birthday of God before the invasion of hell. More importantly, she is a candidate saint and may personally host the birthday of God in the future.

Therefore, she knows every detail of Christmas Day better than ordinary people, and she knows much more details than the words written on those trees.

With her here, it is no longer impossible to completely recreate the Christmas ceremony ten thousand years ago. Therefore, I unscrupulously raised this matter with Akara and threw the little ghost to Akara.

After a whole day, the little ghost said unscrupulously that if I wasn't around her, even if I pried her mouth open with pliers, she wouldn't say a word.

So, the two of us tragically faced Akara's foxy smile all day long, as well as all kinds of questions, which were almost like torture. Even the refreshing water that was served enthusiastically from time to time, in the end, in my eyes,

It turned into a "beef rice bowl with the taste of mother" specially prepared for the prisoner to confess. It was really his own fault.

"Stupid Xiaofan~~~~Dan Xiaofan~~~~"

As a result, the next day, the little ghost was holding my neck from behind, and the other hand was randomly pulling out my hair like weeds.

"Don't pull it out, idiot. What should you do if you really pull it out? What about Dan Xiaofan? A new breed? Me hatched from an egg? Or do you want to lay ghost eggs?"

Not to be outdone, I slapped the little ghost's buttocks with my backhand.

"A ghost egg?" The little ghost tilted his head thoughtfully, then showed a [bright] smile.

"If you want to lay a nest of Xiaofan's eggs, you can make Xiaofan cake. If you eat it, you will become a fool."

"Don't say cruel things in front of me, you bastard! It's okay to think so in secret! And don't continue to pull out my hair while saying cruel things!!"

I shuddered. Even though the ghost eggs were a joke, the little ghost's words really made people laugh. I'm sure this blackened saint would never have such a thing as "maternal love" in her mind.

Also, why would you turn into a fool if you eat it? Why add such a heart-wrenching setting?!!

"Ah, you are still pulling out!!"

I shed tears of blood. If I pull it out again, I will become a bald man in advance. Bastard, although I haven’t seen any adventurers who are Mediterranean yet, no adventurer will keep a creature that bites him and pulls out his hair from time to time.

Holy Ghost, you bastard!!

"Don't worry, if you pull it all out, it will be planted back."

"I don't feel at ease at all. You really treat my hair as weeds, don't you?!" I angrily opened my heart to the tea table.

"So with just some saliva, it will grow out quickly."

"No, my hair doesn't need that kind of questionable nourishment."

Under the oppression of the tyrant saint behind me, my back was as helpless as an old farmer facing the loess.

"Humph, are you suspicious of nutrients? Obviously... you are such a cowardly servant, and you still tried your best to use... your tongue in this saint's mouth last night to do such a bold thing!!"

After all, the little ghost is no better than the pornographic maid. If the pornographic maid can say something without changing her face, she will stutter and turn red when she puts it in her mouth. "

"Shh, keep your voice down. We are outside now. It would be terrible if someone tries to save you."

Seeing what the little ghost said was so explicit, I couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Isn't it said that one day between husband and wife is like three autumns? So... ahem, so it is understandable that such things should be more intense. Obviously this idiot

The saint herself also took the initiative to stick out her sweet tongue and said, why are you talking now as if I forcibly ooxxed her?!!

"Since you, an arrogant and stupid servant, like your mouth so much, I will grant you my wish."

With a click, the luminous body's good teeth had bitten onto his head.

"After all, you just want to bite me, right? You just want to find an excuse to bite me, right!!"

"Not dead yet, the saint is as stunned as Zi Lalang. (No, this saint is not that kind of person.)"

While chewing on my head, this guy didn't forget to quibble.

"You are not a human being, so don't categorize yourself without permission."

"Click" I bite!!

Oh oh oh, bastard, are you only allowed to be shady and not allow me to complain?

I threw the little ghost from my back, grabbed both sides of her face, and kissed her tempting pouty lips.

Today, let this Duke of Beasts teach you what is the correct way to absorb nutrients - Beginner's Chapter!!

"..."

How sad, it seems that my moral integrity has been completely opened up a bottomless pit by Princess Sanwu and the pornographic maid.

Fortunately, this place is still outside the confines of the Mages Guild not far from home, and there are usually no people around here.

By the way, I am going to give the adventurers who are still fighting on the front line of construction a hot milk soup that Veras specially cooked for them.

The little ghost has been tired of being around me all day, and now, it is also clinging to my arms and refusing to come down, but it doesn't matter, this luminous body is as familiar as ever, and as long as outsiders are around, she will mostly slip back into the necklace.

I peek outside with malicious eyes. Therefore, recently, people often ask me if I am possessed by some evil spirit. Why do I feel a cold and chilly feeling when I get close to it?

Sorry to make you worry, I am indeed possessed by an evil spirit, and I have become seriously ill and blind.

After walking around the construction site, all the milk soup on hand was distributed, but I was still looking for someone because...

Humph, I got up early this morning and made two lunch boxes with my own hands and sent them to Linya and Lena. Since being appointed by Akara as the person in charge of the new area of ​​​​the camp, Lena will follow her as long as she is in better health.

Linya came to inspect together and has fully entered the role of the person in charge.

Proudly, I took out two exquisite wooden boxes from the inventory, held them in my hands, and hummed a little tune.

"Oh~~~~, is the world...the end of the world?"

Inside the necklace, the little ghost's voice was like that of someone who was sleeping soundly on the bed when suddenly the whole house shook violently and his forehead accidentally hit the wall, with a tragic whimper in the panic.

"..."

Does this stupid ghost really not know how rude she said it? Even when I, a singer who aspires to "save the universe through singing," was practicing the song carefully prepared for God's birthday, I was shouting about the world.

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"Is that so? Is it going to be sung on God's birthday?"

After learning the whole story, the little ghost showed perhaps the most confused expression I have seen in the past few years. Those beautiful eyes that could make the Milky Way shine brightly in the darkness flickered, unable to make up his mind.

"Xiaofan~~~~"

"It's useless even if the magic loudspeaker is stolen from me. For that moment, I have asked the elves for ten of them.

I don’t know why, even though I, the third stingy person in this camp, promised to buy a magic loudspeaker at ten times the price, I was still sternly rejected by the Mages Guild. As a result, I had no choice but to go to the elves. Artoria is really

What a good man, you gave me ten without saying a word.

"Wow!!"

The little ghost was deeply affected.

"Enemy situation, enemy situation!!"

Suddenly, like an alarm, the little ghost's body flashed with a holy shimmer, and she herself quickly chirped and got back into the necklace.

"Huh?"

My eyes carefully scanned 360 degrees, but no trace of the enemy was found.

Little Ghost and I have been married for so many years. I can still tell if she is fooling me, so I continue to glance at it. At this glance, there is something extra.

That's right, at 90 degrees in front of me, there suddenly appeared a stooped figure. He was bent over, his body almost buried in the ravine, and he raised the hoe high, slowly and stiffly, as if he had exhausted all his strength.

, hoe down.

Am I dazzled?

When I glanced at it for the first time, was there this half-dug ravine in front of me, and was there this broken figure cowering in the cold wind and snow, like a slave?

Also, what is going on with this sudden cold wind and blizzard, even though the sun was still high in the sky just now?

My current feeling is like being on a theater stage. I just closed my eyes for a moment, then opened them again, and the surrounding scenery was quickly replaced by another one.
To be continued...