Chapter 1092: The God of Songs Band vs. the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken Team

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Linya: "..."

I:"……"

"I'm sorry, I probably don't have enough sleep. I've been a bit dazzled recently. I often see some strange things, such as Farah wearing a grass skirt dangling in front of my eyes, or Doraemon turning into a devil muscleman (tanuki cat)

?), for example, Optimus Prime was pinned down by the Decepticons or something..."

"Yes...yes, ahaha, my eyes...my eyes are a little blurred." Linya then showed a stiff smile.

Linya and I tried our best to treat the old drunkard as a piece of air, shook our heads, pretended to be nonchalant, and passed quickly by.

"Hey, you bastards, you actually..."

The angry shouts of the old drunkard came from behind. We quickened our pace and shielded our ears. Suddenly, the world became pure. Living in this world for so long, I have never felt so happy that I could not hear the sound. Thank you,

Old drunkard, I wish you to become a Buddha soon.

"Who are Dora [Beep] Moe and Optimus Prime Decepticon?" After walking for a while, Linya suddenly tilted her head and looked at me.

"That...is Fini's friend."

"Fei...Fini?"

Linya showed a subtle expression, probably thinking that they were all the same kind as Feini, forget it, no matter what, it would be fine.

That old drunkard guy is probably unreliable. If he gets serious, he might be able to work for a thousand people. But looking at her carefree look just now, it's obvious that she is more fun than serious. I want her to do her job peacefully.

The possibility is no greater than asking the three demon gods to come and lift the pillars and dig trenches.

Sure enough, we still have to think of other ways. There are only about twenty days until Lishen's birthday. If we don't hurry up, I'm afraid we won't have time to get everything done by then. Let's discuss it with Akala another day.

"Oh~~~~~Sister Linya, little brother Fan~~~~~"

Just as I was thinking about it, Linya and I were walking around. Not long after we walked, a familiar voice came from the distance.

When I looked back, I was immediately happy. It was Sister Lina, followed by Gott, the gorilla with a bruised nose and face.

This guy is still alive. He has been so traumatized. Is it really okay not to lie in bed for a few days? Thinking about this, I cast my eyes full of malicious speculation on Gott's buttocks.

"Oh hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~ Who am I talking about? It turns out to be Brother Wu."

Gott's classic gorilla-like laughter followed Sister Lina and I thought about it, is it really okay? Seeing Gott's fool-like smile that didn't look fake, I secretly wiped my tears, maybe I should let the three

Princess Wu writes a book for this gorilla, and the book is called "The Strong Life of a Gorilla".

"Hey, Gott, are you... okay?"

As I said this, I couldn't help but subconsciously glance at his buttocks.

"Okay? What's wrong with me? I eat well, sleep well, and Lina poops like a pig every day~~~~~~~"

Halfway through his words, he was hit in the abdomen by Sister Lina's elbow. As a result, he bent down in pain and vomited out a mouthful of blood. But surprisingly, what he was covering with his hands was not his stomach, but... his butt.

Uh, is it an old injury? Sure enough, it still hurts a lot. I showed a condescending look of pity.

Now it seems that Gott, this stupid orangutan, obviously didn't know that I was there when he was made into a "figure". I thought that only Sister Lina knew about it. She touched her butt with a grin on her face.

He raised his head and showed me a hearty smile, his white teeth flashing a dazzling sunlight.

"I'm sorry, I made you two laugh. Speaking of which, when I got up this morning, for some reason, my buttocks suddenly felt like they were on fire. So, you know, if you encounter this kind of situation, don't you have to apply ice?

?Isn’t it necessary to do this? Isn’t it a custom?”

No... I'm sorry, Gott, as humans, we have never encountered this kind of situation, and we don't know that this kind of custom exists.

"So, that's what I did, but accidentally, a piece of ice seemed to run in and poof~~~~~~~"

Gott suffered a second elbow blow and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and his life or death was unknown.

"Sorry, my Gott said some strange things."

Sister Lina tried her best to give me a subtle smile, and Linya, whose face was red and helpless, bowed and apologized, not forgetting to kick Gaote on the ground a few times.

Gott, he is an upright paladin who will lie honestly even if he lies. May God bless him and may his soul rest in peace.

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead, you bastard!!!"

For some reason, his animal instinct suddenly came into play, and Gaote, who noticed the meaning of my gaze, suddenly dug his face out of the soil and roared loudly.

"Humph, let's not talk about this anymore."

Suddenly, Gao Te suddenly changed the topic abruptly. He thought that he had done it perfectly and without any abruptness, and showed a look like "After I said this, you must also want to talk about other things now."

Naturally.

"Brother Wu, I have already heard from Mr. Akara about your stay in the second world."

With a serious and serious face, a majestic face in the shape of a Chinese character, and short, straight back hair, it is easy for people to feel a tough and powerful style. Gaut exudes his extremely deceptive "like some strange man"

"The director of the organization" with the same majestic aura.

Then, he patted me on the shoulder: "Well done, Brother Wu, you are becoming more and more like a man who stands upright."

"Yeah...thank you..."

I tilted my head and showed a confused expression. Should I be happy to be praised like this? Or to be more precise, should I feel happy to be praised by such a guy?

"How's it going? Are you feeling better? Join our sheep, mule, and chicken team."

"No, please allow me to solemnly refuse this!"

Without hesitation, I removed my hands from my shoulders and joined the army of animals that could no longer be described as strange but could be directly called perverted ghosts and idiots. Vilas and the others would divorce me immediately, and Akara would also fire me immediately.

The squid, even the human world may no longer be able to accept myself like that. It is simply more terrifying than falling into hell. I would rather sell my soul to Lucifer than join such an organization.

"Really? What a pity. Don't blame me for not telling you. If you join now, you can still have time on God's birthday. With the reputation of our Sheep Mule Chicken team and the long-planned plan, we can soar into the sky and become famous all over the world.

, it’s not impossible to dominate the world, how about it? Don’t think about it anymore?”

Gott looked at me with bright eyes, a salesman's look that said, "If you don't join us now, you will suffer big losses later and you will regret it later. If you want to join us again, it will be too late." I dare to swear that I

I have never seen such a gorilla salesman in my life that makes me want to beat him up.

"Oh, really? Do you, the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team, have any plans for God's birthday?"

I looked at Gott with indifferent eyes, then turned back and nodded to Linya.

"Linya, remember this. On God's Birthday, Gott, Mishan and Khan were listed as dangerous elements. If you find that the three of them want to gather together, they will be arrested immediately for destroying God's Birthday."

"I understand, Brother Wu."

Linya, who had no doubt about the destructive power of this combination, nodded with a serious face and recorded it in her little notebook.

"No -!!! Brother Wu, how could you do this? I understand. You must be planning something. You are planning to make a big splash on God's birthday. You are afraid that our team of sheep, mule and chicken will steal your limelight, so

That's why I used such despicable means. I misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Gott pointed at me angrily and cursed.

“Afraid of stealing the spotlight?”

After listening to Gott's arrogant and nonsense words, my brain buzzed, and my dignity as a singer god immediately burned brightly.

"Hahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Laughing...what are you laughing at?"

For a moment, Gott was also shocked by the laughter that was full of (superficial) confidence and arrogance.

"Stupid humans."

I gently raised my cloak and revealed a proud smile that mocked the secular world. At this moment, I was no longer the usual me, the ordinary passerby, but Song! God! Wu! Fan!

"Indeed, I have a plan for God's birthday, but with your sheep, mule, and chicken team that is only qualified to be comedians, you want to steal the most powerful band in the world? You are really ignorant."

"Wha...what, how unreasonable are you to say that our Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team is a group of comedians? I really want to know if your weird band is a vulgar group that imitates some animal sounds, haha.

Haha~~~~~~”

"You...what did you say?!!!!"

I was extremely angry. This guy, this disrespectful orangutan, actually said that the strongest band in history formed by Aleus and I, who had the goal of "conquering the universe with singing", was so brave.

Based on this sentence, even if he is being punished by heaven and a chimpanzee is roasted by thunder and fire, it is not an unusual thing.

For a moment, the two people faced off, their eyes filled with the shadow of swords and guns.

"..."

Linya, who saw this scene, tilted her head and looked at her husband in confusion. She hesitated for a while, then with an apologetic expression, she gently waved her quill and added the name to the list of people who needed to be vigilant.

Above is the word Wu Fan.

Karina on the opposite side also looked at Linya with an apologetic look that said, "Don't worry, I will definitely take care of this gorilla when the time comes."

"Hmph, it seems we can only compete on God's birthday."

After confronting each other for a long time, our eyes suddenly became light and pale, as if after a great battle, we suddenly saw through the life and death of a peerless swordsman and swordsman.
To be continued...