Chapter 1066: Tragic Explosion

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"Yo~~~~~"

Sure enough, as soon as this guy sat down, he immediately assumed the posture of a host, raised his legs high, and snapped his fingers, asking the waiter to bring the wine by the jar.

I'm thinking that if this guy had the consciousness to foot the bill as a host, he would be able to endure it.

"Young men, I called your great teacher here today to find out what matters need to be discussed. You know, I am very busy. I will be delayed for a while, but it will cost hundreds of thousands of gold coins."

I:"……"

Suddenly I discovered that in fact, I, the big devil of unruly sex, was nothing in front of the old drunkard. That was the distance between the devil and God.

"Ahem, Teacher Kasha, actually I came here to discuss with you this time about the crystal shards."

Carlos coughed a few times and finally resisted the temptation to accuse his "great teacher" of forgetting him and Seattle in a corner of the city wall nine days ago.

"Gugu...Gulu...water...crystal fragments...Gulu..."

The ability of an old drunkard who can drink at an angle of 60 degrees and speak words is already beyond the sky.

"Ha~~~~Crystal shards? How's it going over there?"

After drinking half a jar of wine, the drunkard let out a strong breath of alcohol and asked a little seriously.

"Oh! There is nothing wrong with the River of Fire. I took this thing with me and walked around for a long time without any movement. Continuing is a waste of time."

Seattlek interrupted in a rough voice and took out a piece of metal skull biscuit that was filled with the suspicious smell of piracy from his hand.

Huh?

As for the elves...Is there no problem with Kurast anymore?

I turned around and glanced at Jeluka from the corner of my eye. Recently, I was so absorbed in my shameless flirting with this slutty maid that I actually forgot to ask her how the mission in Kurast was going.

As far as I could see, I saw her nodding slightly. This intelligence chief who was also obsessed with her had finally not missed work yet.

Think about it, three thousand Spartans... ahem, three thousand elite elf soldiers, all have this kind of skull biscuits with a search radius of more than ten kilometers, even if the Kurast area is several times larger than other areas

, in the past two months or so, they should have been almost turned upside down, and there are alliance adventurers on the side to assist... Well, I hope it is really assistance.

Looking at Seatik, and then at the small, pitiful skull biscuit on his big palm, I suddenly shuddered and realized that this was not what I wanted to say at the beginning.

Think about it...skull biscuits must be worn on the head to be effective, and they must be worn on the left side. What kind of rules is this? Those bastard elf mages!!

But, if it's Seattle...

I began to imagine in my mind, Seattle with a skull cookie on the left side of his bare head, waving a magic broom, spinning the magic girl transformation dance, and the armor on his body turned into a set of pink satin wrapped in a rainbow.

The magic dress, the explosive muscles like steel, the strong body as thick as an elephant, stretched the dress to the point of bursting, the shiny bald head became more dazzling against the skull biscuits, the effect was like a sun punch, the coquettish look behind the forehead

The little braids spread out gorgeously while dancing, surrounded by pink ribbons extending one after another. Finally, they were tied into a cute ribbon bow shape at the end of the hair. With a jingle, a small golden bell was tied to it.

And there are words in his mouth.

"Puff, puff, puff... I love fighting the most. The fighting barbarian girl Seatik makes a gorgeous appearance, meow~~~~

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!!!!"

With tears streaming down my face, I banged my forehead against the corner of the table. What an ominous sight it was! Such a strong and hilarious scene!!! It was better than Farah who was brutally raped by the elves in the past.

The transformation dance is even more exciting!!!!!!!

"What's wrong with this guy?"

Seattlek pointed at a guy who kept banging his forehead against the sharp corner of the table and asked doubtfully.

"I don't know either. Junior Brother Wu occasionally makes strange behaviors suddenly. It's not like you haven't seen it before. He is probably telling us that he is in good health."

Carlos also looked puzzled.

"Hey, hey, hey, please be more serious. Your great teacher's time is being wasted by you!"

Kasha saw two students talking to themselves. One student couldn't think of anything and was banging against the corner of the table. He looked like a delinquent middle school boy in a class. He couldn't help but patted the table with dissatisfaction. He didn't forget to drink a few more drinks while talking.

mouth.

To put it simply, this table is a group of bad boys taught by bad teachers, except maybe Carlos.

"Ahem, Teacher Kasha, what we mean is, is it time to go back to the camp?"

Carlos' face straightened up, and a trace of uncontrollable excitement flashed in his steady eyes. This guy probably couldn't wait to go back to see his baby daughter Kajie, why bother? There's no need to guess, basically this

For a father and daughter who have a strange relationship, the moment they meet, they will inevitably end up with an instant kill - I mean, as soon as they meet, the loving and violent father will immediately be punched into a meteor by his daughter.

It didn't matter to Seattle that he had no one to worry about in the camp, but the attraction of God's birthday was quite big, so when Carlos said this, he nodded.

"Go back to the camp...I want to go back, but...but the mission assigned to me by the organization has not been completed yet, so why should I have the shame to go back!!"

The old drunkard murmured, and suddenly he put on the vicissitudes of life of a homesick prodigal who had no home to return to.

"Go back to the camp... I want to go back, but... I haven't drunk enough in the Demon Fortress yet. If I go back, I will be caught by Akara and do hard labor. What reason do I have to go back!!"

I reinterpreted the old drunkard's words just now without expression. Carlos and Seattle's eyes looked at their teacher and suddenly became indifferent at the next moment.

"Wait... wait, what are you talking about, you bastard!!"

The old drunkard hurriedly hit me on the head. Finally, he looked at Carlos and then at Seattle Lake. He sighed helplessly and became dejected.

"Okay, just do whatever you want to do..."

The three of them looked at each other and smiled, finally getting rid of the most difficult guy.

"What should I do with the remaining crystal fragments?"

The matter of returning to the camp was finalized, and the conversation between them became extremely relaxed. After all, only Carlos, Seatok and the old drunkard were in charge of the demon fortress. Unlike the elves, who had three thousand troops and equipped with

With the most advanced search tools, it is inevitable that there will be missing crystal fragments that have not been found. I couldn't help but ask.

"This is simple. I have discussed it with Master Akara."

Carlos, the most reliable and calm person at the table, responded with a smile.

"After we leave, the alliance will send out a reconnaissance force to borrow some of these tracking magic devices from the elves and start a search in the demon fortress area. Once the reaction of the crystal fragments is confirmed, they will first

Reconnaissance intelligence, confirm the number and strength of the crystal fragments, and then based on this information, formulate corresponding tasks in the Mages Guild, and then the adventure team of the Demon Fortress will take over the task, destroy the monsters, and recover the crystal fragments."

"That's a good idea."

After listening to Carlos' detailed explanation, I kept nodding.

This approach can not only ensure the safety of the adventurers, but also allow the adventure team to hone themselves according to the corresponding difficulty. At the same time, they can obtain considerable mission rewards. If the opponent is a monster from the third world, they may still return.

If you get additional equipment, it may be the elite equipment of the third world. Even if you can't wear it, it will be a great honor to take it back to the Demon Fortress to show off.

Therefore, it is estimated that as soon as the mission is released, all the adventurers in the Demonic Fortress will go crazy for it. Maybe they won’t even care about the God’s birthday, and there may be such a fanatical team.

"However, in terms of mission rewards, Elder Akara still hopes that we can make them based on the actual situation."

After saying that, Carlos' eyes fell on me.

"Hey, me?"

I pointed at myself and watched in confusion as Carlos nodded his head slightly.

"Well..." I thought hard,

Why would Akara let me do such a thing? Is it because I am Rogge’s third stingy person? No, no, no, isn’t there Rogge’s second stingy person here? That’s not right. This old drunkard is unreliable. There is no guarantee that he won’t.

They will line their own pockets.

"Akara thought you were still lying in bed and was afraid of being bored, so he assigned you some things to do that don't require action."

Probably seeing that I couldn't figure it out, Carlos explained from the side.

That’s how it turns out…

"Speaking of which, Junior Brother Wu, how did you recover so quickly? When you were just carried back, you looked miserable, you must have drank at least four bottles of energy potions."

When I mentioned this, Carlos and Seattle looked at me like old drunkards, like deep-sea monsters that emerge from the deep sea and will grow back as soon as their tentacles are cut off.

"Well..."

I dodge my eyes, and accidentally glanced at each other with Jeluka, my face became hot.

Fortunately, even if the three of them had seen this scene in full view, they would never have thought of the possibility of demon healing.

"Ha...ah haha, that's it in a word, and...it's thanks to Jeluka's careful care, right?"

"Dear...His Royal Highness the Prince appreciates you."

We both stammered and wanted to bury our faces in the ground. The three old drunkards looked at our suspicious behavior with suspicious faces, but we couldn't figure out the reason anyway, let alone think about [that aspect].

In their perception, doing that kind of thing is a waste of energy, so how can they be more energetic by doing it?

"Ahem, regarding rewards, we really need to think carefully. The strength of adventurers in each area is different. For the same task difficulty, the corresponding task rewards must also be different. You cannot kill them all with one shot, even if they are in the same area.

For tasks of the same difficulty, it is best to make plans based on the two different possibilities of whether the monster that appears during the task is a monster possessed by the power of crystal fragments or a monster transmitted from the third world.

Different rewards, this matter, Carlos, you and I will go to Glio and the president of the Mages Guild here this afternoon to discuss it in detail."
To be continued...