Chapter 1047: Keep the short-lived little happiness

"Jie...Jeluka, why are you here?" My voice was knotted because I was too surprised.

"Your Highness, Xiao Heitan has been sent home safely."

She said this with a solemn face, as if she was a soldier who had just completed a post-breakup mission.

"Uh...ah, I understand."

I nodded blankly, still not understanding what was going on at all. It was as shocking as suddenly breaking into a wild Ultraman while playing the role of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

"It's getting late, it's time to go back, otherwise Xiao Heitan will be worried."

She said this solemnly again, this time her tone changed and she became a strict housekeeper.

"Yes, it is."

I nodded with difficulty, always feeling that this guy exuded an unspeakable courage. If I said no, I would definitely end up squatting in the corner of the bed eating Morgan cakes at dinner tonight.

in addition……

"I said, Carlos, have you ever offended this guy?"

From this pornographic maid, an extremely obvious hostility that could not be concealed was directed at Carlos. Seeing this, I couldn't help but lower my voice and whispered to Carlos.

Could it be that...before Carlos corrected his evil ways, he killed the biological parents of the Colgate twins? Otherwise, where did this powerful hostility come from?

"No, it's our first time meeting." Carlos was also confused.

"For example, I accidentally killed her parents before..." I started to wake Carlos up.

"Do you think I was a murderer before? I don't know if the Alliance of the Fallen has done anything. Anyway, I have never killed an elf."

Carlos glared at me dissatisfied. This guy must have a guilty conscience. He must have a lot of blood on his hands. Otherwise, why would he emphasize the word "elf"?

"you!!"

Suddenly, Jeluka pointed her sword at Carlos without any polite words, with a look of frost on her face.

"I heard that he is the most powerful paladin in the alliance, Carlos, the twelve knights of the elves, Jeluka, the knight of the dew of the rising sun, here to challenge you!!"

"Oh oh oh oh----!!"

Before Carlos could recover, I attacked him with astonishing momentum, and landed a hard blow on the head of this slutty maid.

"Woo~~~!!"

“Ahhhh————!!”

Two screams sounded at the same time. The first one was naturally from Jeluka, who had been hit on the head. She squatted down with the Sword of the Rising Sun in her arms, holding her head in her hands and wailing.

The other scream was mine. Unexpectedly, the gorgeous headband decorated with ribbons and white gauze lace covered half of Jeluka's head. It looked more like a luxurious jewelry. Unexpectedly, the part inside was actually

It's metal, its hardness is so high, and it must have super strong properties like [the attacker takes xx damage]. The whole hand swelled up after knocking it down.

As a result, after letting out a scream, I also squatted down with my hands in my hands and rolled on the ground with my fingers connected to my heart. It hurt. It really hurt more than having my fingers chopped off. Under normal circumstances, even if I was cut off,

Even if the equipment's rebound damage hurts, it's far from being so painful. This damn magical girl's headgear must have other strange attributes!

"Are you two making a fool of yourself? Are you preparing for a program on God's birthday?"

When Carlos saw this scene, his tense nerves, which were originally oppressed by Jeluka's advanced pseudo-domain strength + artifact suit, were instantly broken.

"You... don't use your words. Could it be that the number one paladin in the alliance dare not take over..."

"Oh oh oh oh----!!"

I exploded again, ignoring my still numb palm, and used my other hand to give Jeluka another hard blow on the head.

result……

Jeluka squatted down and held her head with tears in her eyes again.

As for me, while wailing, I began to think about which hand I should use to eat tonight.

"Forget it, it seems I'm not welcome anymore."

Carlos didn't have a high EQ and couldn't understand why the elf girl in front of him hated him so much. However, his IQ was not low and he knew that he was being targeted just because he was standing here.

"Junior Brother Wu, I'm leaving first. Oh, by the way, I'm in charge of the City of God's Punishment area. If you need anything, go find me there."

As he said this, Carlos' figure gradually faded into the black.

"Also, if Seattle Kro comes back, tell him that I will take the first step and not wait for him." The voice fell, and Carlos's back completely blended into the depths of the gloomy streets.

"The people have driven them away, now you are satisfied."

He stretched out his hand and was about to give this guy one more blow on the head just to eat without his hands tonight. However, when he saw her squatting on the ground with her neck curled up, her heart softened and her tapping turned into a big hand.

He stroked the head of the long purple hair.

How should I put it? Although I couldn't understand Jeluka's suspicious behavior at all, I still had the thought in my heart that "Given this guy's character, this is not unexpected." All in all, it was very subtle.

feelings of conflict.

"snort!"

The little maid, who was still squatting on the ground with her head in her hands, snorted softly and turned her head away, perfectly pretending to be angry, but she did not shake off my palm that was gently caressing her head.

"Oh, I said I couldn't find it in the bar, but it turned out to be here. Where is that guy Carlos?"

Before I could say anything, the loud voice that filled the alley rang out.

Dressed in casual clothes, Seattlek, who looked like a muscular giant, walked over with long strides that made the ground tremble slightly. He had a ferocious tattoo on his face, and was bigger, stronger, and more bloodthirsty and warlike than a strong barbarian.

With his size and aura, people who see Seattle Ke for the first time will feel a terrifying pressure just like the eyes of a little mouse when they see a giant Tyrannosaurus stepping on them. It seems that as soon as this person appears, the sky becomes gloomy.

And the blood turned red.

Of course, I have long been accustomed to dealing with this big, ferocious guy like Kui Ye regenerated. Even fighting, I didn't notice anything, but the faint, very fresh smell of blood on his body was very noticeable.

"Did you kill someone again?"

I frowned, remembering what Carlos had said before. Although I believed in Carlos's character, I was still a little worried that Seattle, a bloodthirsty bull, might get interested in something.

"Hehe, speaking of this, Junior Brother Wu, you have to thank me. After visiting the elves, you should have got some nice bars."

"Thank u?"

I tilted my head slightly and looked at Seattle Ke. This guy is different from other barbarians. He doesn't like to brag or gossip. His only hobbies are fighting and drinking. Could it be that...the bad habits of those barbarians have finally caught up with him?

With this thought in mind, I threw a jar of fine wine brewed by the elves over.

"In Harrogas... I drank too much strong liquor... Gulu Gulu... Slow down the taste... Gulu... The wine brewed by the elves is not bad... Gulu Gulu..."

Seatik couldn't wait to open the jar, and immediately took a big gulp and drank boldly, while talking intermittently. However, even so, there was rarely any wine spilling from the corner of his mouth.

This guy has learned a lot about the old drunkard's drinking capacity and his sloppy drinking behavior.

"If I had known this, I should have chosen to take charge of Kurast's side."

After drinking a full half, at least about ten kilograms, the guy wiped the corners of his mouth and stopped the momentum of the giant whale's long sucking.

"If you are put in charge of Kurast, our relationship with the elves, which has finally become harmonious, will be at loggerheads again."

I shook my head. Even without thinking, I knew that this guy's bad character definitely conflicted with that of the elf. It would be better if we didn't fight among ourselves.

"By the way, you just said something about gratitude, but you haven't made it clear yet." I suddenly remembered the topic that I had just stopped talking about because of drinking.

"This, hehe!!"

Seatik curled up the corners of his mouth, outlining a cruel smile that could make a child cry.

"How about I help you deal with those guys? It's worth the price of this bottle of wine."

"Those guys?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then I understood what Seattlek meant.

It was the dozen or so evil miners who had surrounded Jeluka and Xiao Heitan just now and had evil intentions. It turned out that the faint smell of fresh blood on Seattle's body belonged to them.

After thinking about this, I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh. Those guys, who happened to meet a murderer like Seattle, deserved to die like this.

"You'd better restrain yourself and don't go too far, otherwise you'll make Grandma Akara angry and you'll suffer the consequences."

I just reminded Seattle Ke that killing people is killing people. Even if these people deserve to be killed, they should be killed neatly, don't cause panic, and be low-key. That's what it means.

"Peace of mind and peace of mind."

I don't know if Seattlek took my words to heart, but he laughed angrily.

"By the way, I'll twist off their heads, what do you want? Or make them into skeletons, string them up and hang them around your neck or at the door of your house to shock Xiaoxiao."

I:"……"

Although the barbarians do have this custom of stringing up the skeletons of prey (including humans) and hanging them on their chests or doors to show their bravery, but you want me to be a good boy from the new era... Ahem, okay.

Okay, I get it. In the original world, I was already an uncle at this age. In the new era, okay, that’s it!

How could I, a new-age uncle, be embarrassed to do such a barbaric thing? In addition, I am a small person with a narrow neck (compared to a barbarian). Can I wear a human skull necklace? Hanging it at the door of my house would shock Xiao Xiaoxiao.

, I’m afraid the first one to faint from fright will be Xiao Heitan.

So I said this: "No need, you can do it yourself."
To be continued...