Chapter 1037 Holding hands, doubts.(1/2)
Chapter 1037: Holding hands, doubts.
"Hiss~~~~~"
When I walked out of the gate of the Mages Guild, I had an inexplicable shiver.
"What?" Jeluka cast a curious look.
"No...it's nothing. I always feel an inexplicable sense of loss in my heart. Am I too worried?"
I lowered my head and murmured, Recently, my extremely sharp seventh sense as a man seems to have some strange phenomena. I don't work well when I should work, and I don't sleep well when I should sleep. Have I finally reached the stage of rebellion?
"I see."
Jeluka began to fumble in the pocket of her maid uniform. How many times do I have to tell her to put less useless things in the inventory, such as small yellow books, and then put the small yellow books in the pocket?
All those weird things are stuffed inside. When did you dream of playing the role of a maid?!
"Here, please eat this."
After a while, she handed me a bottle of medicine with no label and a suspicious smell all over it.
"There are even medicines for treating the seventh sense. The Dark Continent is really full of wonders!!"
Holding the medicine bottle, I felt deeply shocked, as much as when I saw eight Ultraman fighting with three hundred Spartans led by Spongebob over the Twin Seas about whether the sea water is saltier or sweeter.
This important global topic is like a fierce battle.
It's terrible, it's really terrible, the world is about to be corrupted by bad topics.
"Of course. As a world-class personal maid, in order to prevent any possible illness from invading the master, shouldn't she carry all kinds of medicine with her?"
"Oh, that's it. What you said makes sense."
I was shocked again. It turned out that this pornographic maid turned out to be a world-class personal maid. Seriously, is she really not a world-class personal maid?
"By the way, there are even medicines that can cure [beep] incompetence, or turn the loyal women who dare to resist His Majesty the Prince into sluts. Your Majesty, which woman do you like? Leave it to me, Jeluka, because
This is the first time, so the material fee and action fee are discounted. It only costs 998 gold coins to purchase now. You can pamper any woman with only 998 gold coins. It’s better to act than to be tempted?!”
A bright light flashed in the corner of Jeluka's eyes, and she lowered her voice and introduced.
"No...there's no need for those."
I looked at this guy with a twitching look of disappointment, reaffirmed my previous judgment, and handed back the medicine bottle in my hand, always feeling that eating it would make it more dangerous.
"I wonder how little Heitan is doing?"
Looking at the sky, it was almost dark. We didn't know how long we had been staying in the Mages Guild. We had no choice but to spend a lot of time asking the elves for the support of mages.
"Yes, my useless father went out looking for a job all day and came back empty-handed."
Jeluka's eyes became very cold, as if she was a wife who had really seen the incompetent side of her useless husband.
"No, no, it's the same for you. You said you went out to pick wild vegetables, but now you have to come back empty-handed?" I put on a proud expression as if you didn't want to stay out of it.
"It's okay with me." Jeluka pursed her lips and smiled darkly.
"As for wild vegetables, just go to the market and buy some."
"Hey, hey, how could this be? Didn't you agree not to use other powers?"
I suddenly felt bad. It turns out that there is such a trick. Could it be that this dirty maid had thought of it early? Do you want to leave me, the master, and walk alone on the empty-handed waste line? You bastard! You are like this
She is still a world-class personal maid, you bastard!!
"Is there such a thing? I don't remember making such an agreement with His Highness the Prince who can't even find a job."
Jeluka blinked her beautiful purple eyes, revealing something called cunning, which was still dazzling even in the hazy dusk.
"Oh, is it so?"
Recently, she has been treated as a fool by this guy all the time, and she has really let down her guard.
"Then I have to thank you, and now I will expose the evil purpose in my mind."
"Varied……"
It was said slowly and then quickly, while Jeluka was still in a daze and could not react, I quickly grabbed her soft little hand on my cuff tightly with my backhand, and then used the other hand
He quickly took out a piece of magic leather belt from the inventory, wrapped it around the two tightly held hands several times, and tied it into a tight knot, so that it would not be easy to break free.
Very good, the girl's imprisonment was successful.
I raised my two hands that were tightly tied together by the belt and waved them in front of the stunned Jeluka. I took a big step and walked straight towards the foot of the mine.
"Wait... wait, Your Highness, this is... this is a foul, yes, a foul!!"
Led by my hand, Jeluka, who leaned her upper body forward and walked forward involuntarily, finally came to her senses, puffed out her mouth in dissatisfaction, and stammered.
"Is there such a thing? I don't remember making any agreement not to hold hands with the incompetent maid [who couldn't even find a wild vegetable]."
I wagged my fingers with my other hand proudly, and decided that this evening, I would let this slutty maid experience what real-life retribution is, and I had to hurry up.
Moreover, although I have recently learned that there are actually timid maids in the mainland, I am now completely used to it, or I can say that I have been exempted from my approach. I am a little disappointed, because in this way, I have lost my original sense of holding a girl in my arms.
Deterrence.
But on the other hand, it may not be all bad. For example, holding hands like this now, if it were a month ago, the result of my doing this would probably be that I would be driven into a state of madness due to shyness and timidity, and then in the future
The pornographic maid running wildly on the street was pulled to fly a kite.
Everything that has advantages must have disadvantages. Well, this statement seems not quite right. Survival in danger? It seems to be off topic. The most dangerous place is the safest... It is also wrong. In short, this is the case. The ancients do not deceive me.
"But...but in this case, if others...others...hold hands like this openly on the street...holding hands, His Highness is indeed an idiot, a pervert, and a beast."
As he spoke, Jeluka seemed to have no choice but to accept this fate. She lowered her head and muttered the last sentence.
"Isn't this how you usually look?" I turned around and looked at her in surprise.
"I... don't remember doing this kind of thing with an idiot like His Highness the Prince."
Jeluka lowered her head, using the hazy dusk to cover up the faint blush on her pretty face. She seemed to be a little shy. She was not acting. In just an hour, I was shocked for the third time.
Could it be that... this guy has never realized what a shameful thing he was doing?
"Um...didn't you hold my cuffs or cloak from the beginning and follow me closely?"
"That's that, this is this." Jeluka responded in a low voice.
"..."
Sure enough, this guy really didn't realize how embarrassing her previous behavior on the street was.
"Don't you think it's strange for someone to hold a cuff or a cloak?"
"Is it that weird?"
Jeluka tilted her head and murmured unconsciously, as if she couldn't figure out what was strange about holding the cuffs of the cloak.
I also can’t figure out why this guy has no awareness of holding his sleeves and cloak but reacts to the most normal hand holding. The bastard talks nonsense!!
"Well, for example, which one is weirder, a person who wears his top inside out or a person who wears his top as pants?" I tried to explain it to Jeluka.
"Aren't they all weirdos?" Jeluka was still confused.
"Could it be that one is a weirdo and the other is a pervert?"
"..."
This statement is not incorrect, but it seems that there is no way to convey his meaning to Jeluka.
Damn it! What should I say to make Jeluka understand?
I thought for a long time and finally thought of a way.
"For example..." Lower your voice, lower your voice as hard as you can.
"Normal position or fancy position, which one do you think is more embarrassing?"
"ah!"
Jeluka was deep in thought.
"oh!
Jeluka was stunned.
"Woo!"
Jeluka's face turned red, her ears red, and she lowered her head.
That's right, that's it. Although openly holding hands and holding cuffs and cloaks on the street are actually very embarrassing things, but compared to holding cloaks and cuffs, holding hands is less likely to be regarded as a weirdo by others.
That's what I mean.
but……
Is what I just said considered ***?
I silently gazed far into the east.
Vilas, Sarah, Linya, little ghost, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Your husband, I, seems to have been influenced by this pornographic maid recently, and has become able to blatantly say some pornographic dialogue on the street.
Well, even if he really becomes a savior in the future, he may be called "***'s savior" by people and books.
To be continued...