Chapter 1019 A life of complaining and being complained about

"By the way, have you heard about the guy who took over? I'm really curious. This alliance elder has obviously done an outstanding job, why did she suddenly find someone to replace her? What you Human Alliance is doing is really confusing.

Understand."

"Ha... Hahaha, yes, I don't know who is going to replace her and why?"

In response to the question from the dwarf warrior B who made a friendly cameo appearance, I could only laugh a few times. At this time, I really couldn't think of what expression I should use to say, "Actually, the person you are talking about taking over is me."

Say this.

"Speaking of which..."

Dwarf Warrior A looked at me dissatisfied.

"Maybe this is just my imagination, but have you been calling us very disrespectful names from the beginning?"

"How...how could it be possible, hahahaha~~~~"

I let out a silly smile that made people feel innocent and harmless, and secretly clicked my tongue in disdain.

He's obviously a walk-on, but his sixth sense is quite sharp. It feels like I've seen the main character's face painted perfunctory with a mosaic that's full of cheap animation vibes, but only the occasional shots of the toilet that flash by have spent a lot of time on detailed textures.

3D is the same as strange third-rate animation with frame rate processing.

"To prevent this possibility, let's introduce ourselves again."

Huh? Did you introduce yourselves just now? I was deeply shocked. Yes, that’s right. If you change it to the animation industry, the self-introduction clips of the supporting actors must have been cut out in order to save money, and then a few minutes later

There was an explosion with a "bong~~~~" sound, and a perfunctory shot of two mosaic-covered corpses flying over, which tentatively let the audience know that the role of these two supporting actors was over.

But why reintroduce it now? I don’t understand.

"My name is Begita." The dwarf warrior A lived up to expectations with a name that made people complain.

"This person next to me..."

"Wait a minute, of course I'm here to introduce myself again." Dwarf warrior B was dissatisfied and pushed a... no, pushed away Vegeta's fingers, and then proudly pointed to his beard with his thumb.

"Remember it, human adventurer, my name is Yamcha. You will definitely see this noble name on the monument of heroes in the future."

"Yes, it is……"

Well, in short, if I could describe the relationship between these two guys in just one sentence, it would be "the guy with the Fuji hair slept with the woman", right?

"I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't expect the two of you to have such noble names that have such profound meanings that make people burst into tears."

I feel deeply sorry for calling them dwarf warriors A and B just now. If it is these two names, I would be really sorry for not calling them properly.

"My name is Wu Fan. Nice to meet you two."

"Wu Fan? Isn't this exactly the same as your appearance as a passerby? Your parents are really amazing guys. They were so far-sighted just after you were born."

Becky couldn't help but stand up in awe. This was a very unpleasant tribute.

"Yeah, yeah, how about I just call you my passerby brother?" The guy who was quite drunk and had the woman slept with him patted me on the shoulder and suggested.

"..."

These two guys just gave them a little color and then climbed up the pole. They were so angry that they just called the dwarf warriors A and B.

"Speaking of which, the name Wu Fan... seems a bit familiar. Yamcha, have you heard of it?"

After drinking a large bottle of strong wine, dwarf warrior A was mostly drunk.

"Let me think about it... uh, by the way, isn't it the guy who has been in the limelight of the Human Alliance recently? I heard that he is the mainland twin star, the youngest elder of the alliance, with high strength and friction, in short, what can be blown

Just blowing what?"

"..."

It turned out that my reputation was blown out of proportion, so I'm really sorry.

"You guys, no matter what, you actually have the same name as that famous elder."

"Yes, yes, it's really not easy. In order to distinguish yourself, I decided to change my name to [passerby]. Not only is it easy, but I can instantly remember your face when I see it.

Thinking of the name, this is the most important mission given to the name, isn't it?"

Dwarf Warrior B used comforting words that were absolutely unpleasant, and comforted me.

No, it’s the opposite! It’s completely the opposite! When you hear the name, you should be able to immediately think of the other person’s appearance and information in your mind. This is the important mission given to the name. You want billions of names across the continent.

How embarrassing is the name, you bastard!!

But forget it, it seems that these two guys didn't realize it. As a dwarf, they probably don't understand how rare the name Wu Fan is among the humans in the Dark Continent. Coupled with a passerby's face, it's natural that they would be misunderstood.

Well, having said that, he looks like a passer-by, which is really a shame for the leading actor in the universe.

"By the way, have you heard of that guy from Tualatin?" When I was frustrated, A and B talked among themselves.

"I heard that that greedy little bastard is trying to collect some forging tax. I haven't seen him for a few years, and I think his skin is getting more and more itchy."

"How about we get together with two groups and see if we can go back to the first world and beat that guy up."

"No, if we beat that little bastard away, who will be the dwarf king, you?"

"Stop joking, how can I waste my great youth in such a ghost place?"

"I heard that the ten elders joined forces and beat that guy until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen."

"Hahaha, is that really like that? Only this time, I want to praise you. Those ten nagging people finally did something good."

"Forget it, don't worry about such boring things and keep drinking."

It seems that they talked about some gossip that I can't pretend I haven't heard. A and B continued to drink heavily.

Forget it, I already have the basic information I want to get anyway, and I don't have the ability to find other more useful things from these two drunkards.

He said hello dejectedly, and returned to his seat amidst the farewells of the two short winter melons, "Hey, passerby brothers, I'll treat you next time."

Why do I feel a vague sense of frustration like "I was criticized ten times just to get a piece of information"? Am I the one who complains or the one who is criticized? I can't figure it out anymore, you bastard!!

"What's wrong, you finally discovered the perverted fact that the maid has grown tired of playing with her and wants to attack the dwarves?"

She was probably curious when she saw me leaving in joy and returning disappointed, so the slutty maid asked unscrupulously.

"Sister, I want to put your mouth in a dwarf furnace and forge it to see if it can be repaired." I glared at her and threatened her.

"If you do that, in addition to the poison attribute that was added before, maybe you can also be given new ice and fire attributes."

Unexpectedly, Jeluka did not accept this trick at all, but actually started to think about it.

"What's the use of such attributes, you bastard!!"

"Wouldn't it make the other person feel very comfortable when [beep] beeps? Your Highness, you really want to obtain such a function before you say such words, and you also want to coerce others to say such shameful goals.

, what a beast.”

The blushing performance mode is in full swing.

"..."

I don't know what to say anymore. Could this guy be drinking alcohol?

Seeing that Jeluka's face was a little red and her eyes seemed to be a little blurry, I grabbed the half-drunk pure juice in front of her and put it to my nose to smell it.

By the way, Jeluka seems to be very hygienic. Especially when going to a place like a bar, she will definitely drink from her own cup instead of the cup in the bar. She is very hygienic, or is it just because of her health?

Should intelligence chiefs be as vigilant as they should be?

Relying on the sensitive nose of a druid, I immediately distinguished several aromas from the juice. There were several unnamed rich fruity sweet aromas with the largest components in pure juice, mixed with the refreshing tulip (this is because it is

It smells like the guy's saliva sticking to the rim of the cup), and there's an almost inaudible smell of alcohol in it.

Sure enough, in such a large bar, because of the large amount of consumption in a day, pure fruit juices and other wines are piled together for the convenience of pouring. Naturally, it is inevitable that there will be a little alcohol smell. Although the content is such a small amount,

For ordinary people, it is not a problem at all, and they may not even feel it at all, but for people with special physiques like Jeluka and Sister Sharna, it would be a tragedy.

"His Royal Highness...is really a big pervert. He actually...played with my cup like...that way, and...with a disgusting expression on his face. It's so scary~~~wuwu~~~"

Seeing my series of actions, Jeluka's blurred purple eyes flashed with timidity and fear.

Ah, it's really about to explode.

I thought for a while, the polar storm was brewing at my fingertips, describing a cloud of frozen mist. Because I had to control the power, it took several seconds to complete. Then I threw the frozen mist onto Jeluka's face and applied it like a mask.

As if, he rubbed it all over her blushing face to spread the ice air evenly.

Okay, I admit, I just want to try how Jeluka’s face feels. I don’t know why, after rubbing the little ghost’s soft and elastic face, I always like to pinch other girls’ faces.

, compare it, and hope that one day I can find a hand that can rival that little saint.

Well, Jeluka's face is also very soft, smooth but not greasy. It is a little different from the melon-seed faces that are common among the elves. This set of contours is slightly rounder, but the meaty dumplings on it neither appear too little nor too thick.

It makes people think that it has a round face. It should be described as just right. Is it because it often puffs up the face in anger? Haha, but it is a pity that it cannot be compared with the touch of the little ghost.

Seeing Jeluka looking at her with a teary "you bully" look on her face, I stopped my hand at the right time, otherwise, even if she wakes up from drunkenness, she will still explode because of these hands that are causing trouble on her face.

"Oh, it feels good." I gave her a thumbs up cheerfully.

As a result, she happily took out the Sword of the Rising Sun and hit me on the head.

"Really, His Royal Highness is so perverted that he doesn't even spare the maid's face. Do you want to develop any new ways to shame yourself?"
To be continued...