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you big bastard(1/2)

Seeing Lu Hanxiao rolling up his sleeves and rushing out, Zhou Qiao struggled to get up from the collapsed bed, grabbed his arm and said, "What are you doing?"

"Damn it, go."

"Stop making trouble."

"Who's making trouble? Are you fucking teasing me!"

Lu Hanxiao was very angry. The little bully could tolerate anything, but he could not be insulted.

As soon as he opened the door, an old woman took small steps tremblingly, muttering, "Who calls me? Oh, I'm old and my ears are not working. Are you calling me?"

Lu Hanxiao frowned, "Who are you?"

"I am my son's mother."

“…”

Isn't this nonsense?

At this time, footsteps came from the entrance of the stairs. It was the boss, "What happened? I heard a sound downstairs. Oh, the uncle is more violent than the young man."

The boss made small steps. As soon as he reached the corner, Lu Hanxiao grabbed the collar with a grasping hand.

"You are uncle, your whole family is uncle, you are from you!"

The boss blinked his eyes and didn't expect the guest to stand in the corridor. He didn't understand, so, "What's wrong?"

Lu Hanxiao was so angry that he shouted: "Damn it! What bed did you buy? Is there anyone who does this business?"

The boss looked at the broken bed in the room and covered his mouth with his hands in horror, "Oh my God!" After the day, he looked at Zhou Qiao again, "Your waist has not broken yet?"

Lu Hanxiao blocked his sight, put his hands on his hips and was aggressive, as if he was not finished today.

The boss smiled and explained, "I'm really sorry, the bed had something wrong last night. I contacted the master to come and repair it tomorrow morning, so I did a special offer. It's 88 yuan a night, and I can't find a second room in the city center."

"What's wrong with the special offer? What's wrong with the eighty-eight? Do they have no dignity?" Lu Hanxiao pointed at the boss, "Don't discriminate against special offer for me. It's all up to you, you big bad guy!"

“…”

Why is this cursing style a little wrong?

The boss' mother who squinted her eyes and looked for the focal distance for a long time, sighed and kept wavering at Lu Hanxiao, "Jiaojiao is not a big bad guy, he is a little bad guy, don't make a mistake."

Lu Hanxiao can't describe it in one word. This is really a magical hotel.

Boss: "Is this good? My room is clean. I'll give you a 1.5-meter-5 Simmons, just take it as compensation."

"Replenish your uncle and refund the money!" Lu Hanxiao was hot and annoyed, unbuttoned his clothes and kept fanning his hands.

After a fight, he finally took Zhou Qiao out of the hotel with 88 yuan of shame. Before leaving, he felt unhappy, so Lu Hanxiao took a photo of the store name and sent it to the WeChat group.

Two words: black shop!

After darkness, he stood on the streets of people coming and going. A gust of wind blew, making his life miserable and sad.

Zhou Qiao wrapped his arms around his chest, looked at his back, and burst out laughing.

Lu Hanxiao was almost crying, turned around, pursed his lips in grievance, and then stomped his feet, "You big bad guy!"

Zhou Qiao smiled so hard that her stomach hurt, and her shoulders trembled when she squatted on the ground.

Lu Hanxiao looked at the sky speechlessly and squeezed out, "I am almost thirty years old."

Zhou Qiao turned his head and smiled and said, "It's okay, the most beautiful thing is the red sunset."

"I'm the sun set at 6 o'clock in the evening. Even if there is still a little sunshine, it's not called brilliant, but miserable fire clouds." Lu Hanxiao leaned and wondered: "I'm going to see a psychologist tomorrow."

Zhou Qiao stood up and walked over to coax him, "Okay, okay, will I accompany you tomorrow?"

"Not good." Lu Hanxiao said: "If I lose my function, I will become a slut."

Zhou Qiao heard it and said, "Hey."

"I don't want to feed you." Lu Hanxiao was very injured, "Stinky Zhou Qiao, a big bad guy."

After doing this, the interest of having a full moon is gone.

The two took a taxi back to the apartment. Aunt Qi came back early and was cooking midnight snacks in the kitchen.

"Wash your hands quickly, today's wine-wine meatballs are even better than Han Xiao."

Aunt Qi is in a good mood. She is busy in the kitchen and plays songs on her mobile phone. The song is very familiar, and it is the famous Chinese song "The Most Beautiful Sunset Red".

Lu Hanxiao was annoyed. He rushed over like a machine gun, "Aunt Qi, a big bad guy." Then he ran away again, "I won't play with a big bad guy."

Aunt Qi had three question marks on her head.

Zhou Qiao came in to help and explained: "Brother Lu is in a bad mood today."

Aunt Qi looked worried, "I dance, listen to music and cook with my ability, why do I call me a bad guy?"

The voice was already low enough, but Lu Hanxiao still heard it and shouted in the living room with confidence: "You are bad by your ability, why can't you scold me?"

Aunt Qi ignored him, turned the volume of his phone to the maximum, and repeated "The Red Sunset is the Most Beautiful".

Zhou Qiao walked out, "Okay, okay, stop getting angry."

She stood behind the sofa, bent down and wrapped around Lu Hanxiao's neck, quickly kissed him in the face, and whispered: "Don't be angry, okay?"

Lu Hanxiao turned his head and asked: "Another kiss."

Zhou Qiao obediently posted it on.

Lu Hanxiao pouted and snorted, he was still very arrogant.

"Didn't you say you won't be angry?" Zhou Qiao was helpless.

"This is not called being angry, this is called losing my temper. The whine just now made me not get angry. Now I want to lose my temper, learn from it, do you know what to do, right?"

Zhou Qiao was so happy that she reached out and rubbed his face. After rubbing, she kissed him three times on the cheek, and after kissing, she quickly dodged.

Lu Hanxiao sat on the sofa, touched his hot cheeks, and then slowly lowered his head to look at his pants.

"Well... I won't have to see a psychologist tomorrow, and my function is quite normal."

———

Because the influence of special-price houses is too great, Lu Hanxiao has been depressed for several days. Zhou Qiao saw it and did not say it, but he still remembered it in his heart.

While he had just returned home from get off work, Zhou Qiao sneaked into his room.

"Hmm?" Lu Hanxiao was sitting on the boss's chair playing with q|q pets, and said without raising his head: "I am mentally ill today and cannot provide services. I want to fuck a handsome guy... I sit on it myself."

Lu Hanxiao patted his thighs, "You can only sit, not move, whoever moves is the big bad guy."

Zhou Qiao held his hands behind his back, tilted his head, and smiled all over his eyes.

Lu Hanxiao threw his mouse, "I laughed so foul, come here!"

Zhou Qiao walked over, covered his mouth with his hand, habitually fed a candy, and asked, "Is there time tomorrow?"

Tomorrow is Saturday and I won't go to work.

Lu Hanxiao nodded obediently.

"Then I'll invite you to watch a movie." Zhou Qiao took out his mobile phone and clicked on the group buying app, "What movie do you want to watch?"

Lu Hanxiao naturally pulled her closer, let her sit on her lap, then hugged her waist and rubbed her chin against her shoulders, "As long as you watch with you, Xi Yangyang will be fine."

Zhou Qiao smiled and clicked on the page, "This is a good reputation, you should like the action movie."

"Hmm? Action movie?" Lu Hanxiao came and glanced at him, "What actions are there? It's too regular and boring. It's innovative and unique. The actors need to be more familiar. I like the love story of mature men and women making appointments in Tokyo."

“…”

Brother, have you forgotten to spray pesticides in your mind?

Zhou Qiao straightened her face and decided not to cooperate with him in the performance, and focused on introducing another film, "This director is very famous. He won the award in Cannes not long ago, so he is not as good as us..."

"Why don't we look at something else." Lu Hanxiao wrapped her hand, pulled the phone out of the palm of his hand, and quietly placed it on the table.

His voice was heavy and slow, and his hand that was slinging Zhou Qiao's waist became more and more forceful.

Lu Hanxiao touched the mouse and lit the computer, "Jojo, I am also a movie lover. We have similar interests and are born with a pair of people."

This is not very serious, and Zhou Qiao is slightly nervous.

Lu Hanxiao clicked on the e-disk, folders, and there were clips in the folders.

Oh, hey, he even set a password.

"Look at how big it is," Lu Hanxiao proudly introduced, "I have collected hundreds of Blu-ray versions of the movies, and only 5% of the disk is used."

“…”

Boyfriend, can you tell me the point?

"Look, it's so high-end, and it has a password!" Lu Hanxiao gently sniffed Zhou Qiao's earlobe and confirmed: "Yes, today is Xiang Qiao Qiao."

"Don't move, itchy." Zhou Qiao turned his head and hid, his heartbeat.

"Do you know the password for these movies and videos?" Lu Hanxiao's fingers were on the keyboard and was ready to move.

Zhou Qiao was about to die, and he kept silent.
To be continued...
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